"Pants is not a thing you can comprehend"
Replace a word in your favourite ME3 quote with the word PANTS
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Euphori Sixx
, mai 15 2012 04:24
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#27
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 10:42
AlienSpaceBats
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This is the best thread I've seen all month!
"Would have liked to have run tests on the pants"
"Did I mention Salarians used to lick their pants? How far they have come."
David: "The square root of 906.01 equals..."
Shepard: "Pants".
"I am the anger of a dead people, demanding pants be spilled for the pants we lost."
"Would have liked to have run tests on the pants"
"Did I mention Salarians used to lick their pants? How far they have come."
David: "The square root of 906.01 equals..."
Shepard: "Pants".
"I am the anger of a dead people, demanding pants be spilled for the pants we lost."
#28
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 10:44
Lee T
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"then this one will not attempt to use pants"
#29
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 10:50
KDD-0063
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We strongly believe in our team's pants vision
#30
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 10:54
samurai crusade
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"Shepard, Harbinger speaks of pants". The reaper on rannoch.
"Asari Vorcha offspring hae an allergy to pants and do da dee de de....."
"Asari Vorcha offspring hae an allergy to pants and do da dee de de....."
#32
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:05
Merkit91
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Dr. Kenson: " I'm not taking any chances. Batarians don't take kindly to humans who plan to destroy their pants."
#33
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:12
Oldbones2
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They used- damn it.
In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.
They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it... PANTS.
In the year 2148, explorers on Mars discovered the remains of an ancient spacefaring civilization. In the decades that followed, these mysterious artifacts revealed startling new technologies, enabling travel to the furthest stars. The basis for this incredible technology was a force that controlled the very fabric of space and time.
They called it the greatest discovery in human history.
The civilizations of the galaxy call it... PANTS.
#34
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:18
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Garrus & Tali ME elevator talk:
Garrus : "Your choice in armor is awfully limited, Tali. Couldn't you wear something without pants?"
Harbinger:
"This is true pants.”
“Our pants is unmatched.”
“Pants cannot be stopped.”
“Swarm their pants.”
“Relinquish your pants to us.”
“I sense your pants.”
“Preserve Shepard's pants if possible.”
“You cannot stop pants, Shepard.”
“You cannot escape your pants, Shepard.”
“Your pants have fallen, Shepard.”
“Leave the pants where they fall.”
“Ignore the pants.”
“Your pants will become our laboratories.”
“You do not yet comprehend your place in pants.”
“Assuming control of this pants.”
“This pants is redundant.”
“Releasing control of this pants.”
Garrus : "Your choice in armor is awfully limited, Tali. Couldn't you wear something without pants?"
Harbinger:
"This is true pants.”
“Our pants is unmatched.”
“Pants cannot be stopped.”
“Swarm their pants.”
“Relinquish your pants to us.”
“I sense your pants.”
“Preserve Shepard's pants if possible.”
“You cannot stop pants, Shepard.”
“You cannot escape your pants, Shepard.”
“Your pants have fallen, Shepard.”
“Leave the pants where they fall.”
“Ignore the pants.”
“Your pants will become our laboratories.”
“You do not yet comprehend your place in pants.”
“Assuming control of this pants.”
“This pants is redundant.”
“Releasing control of this pants.”
Modifié par Merkit91, 15 mai 2012 - 11:40 .
#35
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:23
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Enyala: Come on, Niket. Let's finish this **** off and get out of here.
Miranda: Take your best shot.
Enyala: I was just waiting for you to finish getting pants. Or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?
Jack: I like her pants. Are we still recruiting?
Shepard: If I chose to, I could pants every person in this room and walk out unscathed.
Shepard: Give me a name or I’ll cut your pants off and sell them to a Krogan.
Miranda: And perhaps I wouldn’t mind if you admired my pants.
Miranda: Take your best shot.
Enyala: I was just waiting for you to finish getting pants. Or does Cerberus really let you **** around in that outfit?
Jack: I like her pants. Are we still recruiting?
Shepard: If I chose to, I could pants every person in this room and walk out unscathed.
Shepard: Give me a name or I’ll cut your pants off and sell them to a Krogan.
Miranda: And perhaps I wouldn’t mind if you admired my pants.
Modifié par III_wAR, 15 mai 2012 - 11:34 .
#36
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:50
G00N3R7883
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Garrus: Sometimes you have to be willing to sacrifice ten billion pants over here, in order to save twenty billion pants over there.
(Apologies if its not quoted exactly word for word).
(Apologies if its not quoted exactly word for word).
#37
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:53
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royceclemens wrote...
"PAAAAAAANTS!"
"I'm okay."
Ya shure?
#38
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:56
sAxMoNkI
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Don't know if it's been said but...
"I had reach buuuuut she had pants"
"I had reach buuuuut she had pants"
#39
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 11:59
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with lols,
Steve: I'm pantsed!!!
Shepard: STEVE!!!!
Thane: You can change your pants in a moment Steve
Steve: I'm pantsed!!!
Shepard: STEVE!!!!
Thane: You can change your pants in a moment Steve
Modifié par DougieFresh66, 15 mai 2012 - 12:00 .
#40
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:02
Esoretal
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"In the darkest pants, there is always a way out."
"Pants do not intentionally infiltrate."
"Pants do not intentionally infiltrate."
Modifié par Esoretal, 15 mai 2012 - 12:13 .
#41
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:03
DougieFresh66
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With laughter,
"May you be in pants 30 minutes before the devil knows your dead."
"May you be in pants 30 minutes before the devil knows your dead."
#42
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:12
Esoretal
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"I prefer my Salarian pants served raw."
Modifié par Esoretal, 15 mai 2012 - 12:13 .
#43
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:25
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It's an ME2 convo but whatevs:
"Hey who are you? What are you doing back here in my pants?!"
"What am I doing here what are you doing here in your pants?
"What?"
"Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here in my pants?"
"Dangerous?"
"Get out here! Before it blows!"
"Blows! What the-"
"Run!"
"All right!"
...
"Haha I can't believe that actually worked."
"Hey who are you? What are you doing back here in my pants?!"
"What am I doing here what are you doing here in your pants?
"What?"
"Do you have any idea how dangerous it is here in my pants?"
"Dangerous?"
"Get out here! Before it blows!"
"Blows! What the-"
"Run!"
"All right!"
...
"Haha I can't believe that actually worked."
#46
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:51
Drummernate
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Overclocking Kinetic Pants! - Legion.
#47
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:56
Mr Kazett
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Hell, Garrus, you were always ugly. Slap some pants on there, and no one will even notice,
Ha-ah! Don't make me laugh. My pants are barely holding together as it is.
Ha-ah! Don't make me laugh. My pants are barely holding together as it is.
#48
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 12:57
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"Hey, **** pants, but thanks for asking"
#50
Posté 15 mai 2012 - 01:01
CroGamer002
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Keelah se'pants.
No pants available.
Assuming direct control of this pants.
Assuming pants.
Pants control.
Pants should go.
No pants available.
Assuming direct control of this pants.
Assuming pants.
Pants control.
Pants should go.
Modifié par Mesina2, 15 mai 2012 - 01:06 .
