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[Archer]

Legion: Pants are structural weakneses. Geth do not use them.

I can do this all night

Modifié par eveynameiwantisfekintaken, 15 mai 2012 - 10:51 .

[SeismicGravy]

TheHugoGamer wrote...

Harkin: Secrets are like pants, if you have them you might as well spread them around.

*Ribs collapse*

[Kalyppso]

Miranda: My father wanted total control over me. Right down to my bloody pants.

D:

[Jayelle Janson]

We are gonna need bigger pants

You should abandon you pants Admiral, they're only going to make the situation worse.

Embrace pants

[DiebytheSword]

Reaper? A label created by the Protheans to give voice to their destruction. In the end, what they chose to call us is pants.

We are eternal. The pinnacle of evolution and existence. Before us you are nothing. Your extinction is inevitable. We are the pants of everything.

Shepard: There is an entire galaxy of pants, united and ready to face you.

Confidence born of ignorance, the pants cannot be broken.

Your civilization is based upon the technology of the mass pants, our pants. By using it, your society develops the pants we desire.

[Kalyppso]

*Wrex shoots Fist* Kaidan: Oh my pants!

Kaidan: Joker's waiting for you on the pants!

Modifié par Mademon, 15 mai 2012 - 11:02 .

[Cutlass Jack]

Garrus: "I uh, think one of my mandibles got hooked on her Pants."

[Mole267]

Wait I got another one:

"Emergency induction PANTS!"

[DarkDragon777]

Females were obviously dying. Barbaric experiments. Maelon’s fault. My responsibility to fix. Need to save them. No more… No more pants.

[DarkDragon777]

Imagine how I feel. I’m supposed to hate pants, but you came along and warmed my heart with your winning personality.

[DJ CAVE SLAVE]

"you big, stupid PANTS!"
"I don't need pants, I have ammo."
"Boys, take Kolyat and his father back to the precinct. Give them pants and as much time as they need"
"You're doing us a favor Bailey, thanks.- Yeah well, send me pants or something..."
"I'll fillet you alive, with my PANTS!"

[SeismicGravy]

"Don't worry Shepard, I only forget to recycle the Normandy's pants when I discover something truly interesting."

[Foryou]

"Does this unit have a (pair of ) pants"
"We are the salvation to your pants"
"My name is commander shepard and these are my favorite pants on the citidel"
"Cerberus is pants"

Modifié par Foryou, 16 mai 2012 - 12:44 .

[matthewmi]

"you big stupid pants!" 

"you can't bludgeon your way through pants Shepard" Gianna Parasini

"I was born in pants..."

Modifié par matthewmi, 16 mai 2012 - 01:03 .

[xsdob]

matthewmi wrote...


"you big stupid pants!" 

"you can't bludgeon your way through pants Shepard" Giania Parasini

"Pants can bludgeon pretty hard!"

[Rhaigun]

Garrus: If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant explosion killing a Reaper, just remember. I took the pants shot.


Anderson: God, it feels like years since I just....pants down.

Modifié par Rhaigun, 16 mai 2012 - 01:07 .

[Grimez7]

Liara: I don't think its a coincidence that Kai Leng was an N7-ranked alliance soldier, too Shepard. Maybe the Illusive man misses you.

Shepard: What he misses is manipulating me for his own pants.

[TomY90]

I'm Commander Shepard, and this is my favourite pants on the citadel (sorry had to do an ME2 line then)

Doctor Chakwas - just got to check if all your pants are ok

[wizardryforever]

"You're kidding right?  Why would pants want krogan testicles?"

Ashley: "Why would pants attack the Prothean archives?"
Shepard: "Good question."
Ashley: "You don't know?"
Shepard: "I'm not with them anymore Ash, if that's what you're asking."

[Awookie]

Im Garrus Vakarian, and this is my favorite pants on the citadel!

Modifié par Awookie, 16 mai 2012 - 02:40 .

[TheClonesLegacy]

"Pants, Liara"
"I F**king love Pants"

[Gallimatia]

Manuel: Is it madness to see the future? To see the pants rushing towards us? To understand there is no escape? No hope? No, I am not mad. I’m the only sane one left!

[Repearized Miranda]

"Let pants go and maybe you walk!" - Shepard to Mr. Lawson.

[Monster20862]

"I am the pants of your destruction" sovereign

[Kloreep]

So I guess Jacob Taylor is the patron saint of this thread? ("A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. There's a warm feeling, but no one notices.")

Anyhow:

"I've been ready for pants since Eden Prime." - Shepard

"It's been a couple of years since I passed through here. Pants seem to have tightened a bit." - Shepard

"I'm all for second pants. Not so sure about third ones." - Garrus

"It’s so easy to see the pants in black and white. Gray? I don’t know what to do with gray." - Garrus

"Over the years I’ve gotten used to the smell of burning pants. That’s probably a bad sign." - Garrus

"Pants are a hell of an anasthetic." - Zaeed

"Our scanners are picking up false readings. They seem to think you’re pants."
"I’m getting that everywhere... it’s a pain in the ass." - Sergeant, Shepard

"We do not experience pants, but we understand how it affects you." - Legion

"That doesn't explain why you used my pants to fix yourself."
"There was a hole."
"But why didn't you fix it sooner? Or with something else?"
"No data available." -Shepard, Legion

"They will exterminate your species because their pants tell them to. You cannot negotiate with them." - Legion

"Geth build our own pants. The heretics asked the Old Machines to give them pants. They are no longer part of us." - Legion

"Your pants have cost us more than you could imagine." - Illusive Man (So that's why Cerberus didn't have money left over for weapons.)

"Pants were punishable by death in the empire." - Javik

"The pants are now on you, human. You will believe anything." - Javik

Oldbones2 wrote...

The civilizations of the galaxy call it... PANTS.

Sarah_SR2 wrote...

Shepard: They took my pants. Time to go and get them back.

Wonderful.

Modifié par Kloreep, 16 mai 2012 - 03:07 .