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[Euphori Sixx]

Hahaha these all had me in stitches! Great job guys.

Prison Guard: "As this is a high-security vessel, you'll need to relinquish your pants before you proceed."

[Mr. Gogeta34]

"There is no Pants, there is no fear." -Harbinger

"But I will do whatever it takes to rid the galaxy of the Reaper Pants!" -Shepard

"I took what I wanted from them, made it my Pants!" - The Illusive Man

"Listen to yourself! You're... Pants!" - Anderson

"You're nothing but the Reaper's play Pants now..." - Shepard

"I wish you could see the Pants as I do Shepard... it's.... perfect." -The Illusive Man

Modifié par Mr. Gogeta34, 16 mai 2012 - 03:23 .

[matthewmi]

"Tell me what I want or I'll blast your virtual ass into actual pants...."

[Zolt51]

Mole267 wrote...
"Emergency induction PANTS!"

^^^ My new favourite!

My turn. Back in ME2 on the Citadel
- Gunnery Chief: 
 This, recruits, is a 20-kilo pants slug, feel the weight.  It impacts with the force of a 38-kiloton bomb.  

later:
- This is a weapon of mass destruction. You are not a cowboy shooting from the pants!  

Modifié par Zolt51, 16 mai 2012 - 03:44 .

[Zolt51]

Also:
"I had pants, but she had flexibility".
Garrus...

Find the mistake:
“A good deed is like pissing yourself in dark pants. You get a warm feeling but nobody notices.” Jacob

“I sprained my thumb on the mute button, but I think I got my pants across.” Joker

“We can save the Normandy, Mr. Moreau, but you’re going to have to help me. Give me the pants.” EDI

“That is a dirty pants. In my case that happens to be true, but still!” Kelly

"We have no beginning. We have no pants." Sovereign

“Don’t. ****. With Pants.” - Aria

"The pants will have to be strong, their resolve unquestionable." TIM

I've been going through the Mordin quotes too, but they don't need altering to be awesome. Mordin, you amazing bastard. Here's to you.

Modifié par Zolt51, 16 mai 2012 - 04:21 .

[Shinobu]

Garrus: The pants are... starting to fade. I remember they drove you wild. But I can go out and get all new ones if it'll help.

There's no Shepard without pants.

Modifié par Shinobu, 16 mai 2012 - 04:19 .

[Merkit91]

Ashley: "Just because I can drill you between the pants at a hundred meters doesn't mean I can't like sensitive stuff."

[Gallimatia]

Tali: A trap. It has to be.
Liara: I concur. This did not crash. Someone moved it here.
Shepard: Your grasp of the pants is inspiring. There's still a nuke down there. Check your corners and watch your backs.
Liara: All right, Shepard.

[Deaddude56]

"Go out there and give them pants, you were born to do this."

[Joryn01]

Emergency Induction Pants

[xxSanitysuxx]

I dont need luck, i have pants

[dirtdiver32318]

Back from me1

Wrex: "don't ****** in my ear and tell me it's pants"

Me3

Grunt: "Shepard....... Thanks for getting me out of the pants"

Modifié par dirtdiver32318, 16 mai 2012 - 05:36 .

[Steffeomanno]

Pants.

[CARL_DF90]

Wow. This thread is several levels of win.

[Merkit91]

"This is the Shadow Broker. The situation is under control. We experienced a power fluctuation while upgrading pants. It disrupted communications momentarily."
Jack: "Your friends in pants are up for some nasty things." "I knew pants would screw me again."

[Drone223]

Legion: No pants available

Harbinger: PRESERVE SHEPARDS PANTS IF POSSIBLE

[Repearized Miranda]

Felere: My mother died because of some damn pants! (I'm shocked the suicide line is so short. You really have to be dailed in the evoke the interrupt.)

*After Felere is shot* - Just follow the pants!

*Banshee Scream* - EDI: This one has no pants!

Harbinger: Your pants will be mine! Human! You have changed pants!!

[Rodia Driftwood]

"WE ARE THE HARBINGERS OF YOUR PANTS" - Harbinger

[Repearized Miranda]

Rodia Driftwood wrote...

"WE ARE THE HARBINGERS OF YOUR PANTS" - Harbinger

Mine feel to tight (or loose). Would you hem them, please? 

"It's amazing how people run scared at the mere sound of the word  - "pants!" "PANTS!!" - Kasumi Goto

"Pants deployed!" - Cerberus Engineer "Shepard, taken them down, now!" - Crewmates (Save Victus Mission)

Shepard's Armor: Pants: Toggle On/Off

Cerberus blockade on Sur'kesh: "Damn! They got the pants!"

Shepard: Where did you get those pants?
Legion: They were yours!

Modifié par Repearized Miranda, 16 mai 2012 - 07:33 .

[TheChris92]

Anderson: We need to bring the pants back to the Citadel for proper study.
Nihlus: Obviously, this goes beyond mere human interest, Commander. This discovery could affect every species in Citadel space.
Shepard: Why didn't we keep the pants for ourselves?

Shepard: You're kidding?! Admiral, I'm the last person who should be negotiating with pants.

Shepard: I'm pissed off. When I get pissed off I shoot things. Find me more pants.

Matriach Benezia: Her pants were to be ours. Raised to hunt and slay Saren's pants

Shepard: You won't look so smug with a hole in your pants.

Garrus: Some Krogan believe that pants will increase their virility. Counteract the effects of the genophage.

Modifié par TheChris92, 16 mai 2012 - 07:24 .

[Merkit91]

- "Pants?"
- "SERGEANT Pants."
Lt. Victus: "Pants... at any cost."

[The Razman]

So ... between this and the "Anyone wanna bang aliens now cos of Mass Effect?" thread, I'm guessing the average age of the forum has dipped below double figures lately?

[CrazyRah]

Garrus: If this ends with the both of us dying in a giant pants killing a Reaper, just remember. I took the kill shot.