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Volus Warlord wrote...

Feigning mental illness would help, but I don't know if that is believable or not.


What makes you think he'ld need to lie about that?

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I also have a problem, I lost a sock. Now I have an odd sock. :(


Wear mismatched socks. I do it all the time.


Yea, God man! No civilised person would do that, this is a serious problem, not like getting yourself into a silly situation with a woman and kid.

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I'm sorry Billy but well, theres no help for you, your sock was taken by the sock god. SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD. Its where all missing socks go, but to recover it, you must spill the blood of 20 innocents unless its a white sock then 5 will do. Ten if white and grey.

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I still think the woman poses a serious threat to your wallet, all women do, but this one is more finance threatening.

But this women sounds like a possible parasit. Remove it.

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Confess-A-Bear wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

Feigning mental illness would help, but I don't know if that is believable or not.


What makes you think he'ld need to lie about that?


this jason guy is diffently insane but not the fun kind

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I'm sorry Billy but well, theres no help for you, your sock was taken by the sock god. SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD. Its where all missing socks go, but to recover it, you must spill the blood of 20 innocents unless its a white sock then 5 will do. Ten if white and grey.


Actually, I am the Sock God, and I took his sock - I took it so Jason could shove it in his mouth and cease talking about his conniving bull****.

I still demand the blood of 20 innocents (the sock color does not matter) in payment for this service, however - best get to it, billy!

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Confess-A-Bear wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

Feigning mental illness would help, but I don't know if that is believable or not.


What makes you think he'ld need to lie about that?


Good point.

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billy the squid wrote...

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I also have a problem, I lost a sock. Now I have an odd sock. :(


Wear mismatched socks. I do it all the time.


Yea, God man! No civilised person would do that, this is a serious problem, not like getting yourself into a silly situation with a woman and kid.


Perhaps the two problems are connected: The mother and kid stole your sock! They are the same problem.

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greengoron89 wrote...

Confess-A-Bear wrote...

I'm sorry Billy but well, theres no help for you, your sock was taken by the sock god. SOCKS FOR THE SOCK GOD. Its where all missing socks go, but to recover it, you must spill the blood of 20 innocents unless its a white sock then 5 will do. Ten if white and grey.


Actually, I am the Sock God, and I took his sock - I took it so Jason could shove it in his mouth and cease talking about his conniving bull****.

I still demand the blood of 20 innocents (the sock color does not matter) in payment for this service, however - best get to it, billy!


Well at least it was for a good cause. *bezerker rage* BLOOD FOR THE SOCK GOD!"

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Volus Warlord wrote...

billy the squid wrote...

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I also have a problem, I lost a sock. Now I have an odd sock. :(


Wear mismatched socks. I do it all the time.


Yea, God man! No civilised person would do that, this is a serious problem, not like getting yourself into a silly situation with a woman and kid.


Perhaps the two problems are connected: The mother and kid stole your sock! They are the same problem.


Damn, them! They will be the first, then the sock God will give me a new pair of socks or at least a replacement. *bezerker rage* "BLOOD FOR THE SOCK GOD!"

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let me be real for a minute...

what you should have done is created a decent enough low lie, so when she eventually left her "husband" for you.it wouldnt be such an easy choice.foring her to depick many possbile outcomes.
along with imagination.which you left out, should have thought wholeheartedly through, before "suducing" a married "woman".
if you were looking for a shag,you should have bought a van from the 70s and youd be ok.but also on the cake of misdirection and bad dicite, her "husband" and if hes really in the armed serivce of anykind.he might track you down.becuase with smarts and intelligence he probably will.
not only have you ruined a marriage but also might have created a deathwish.im so gald im not you right now jason.plus if somebody of vengence and a possbile "do-gooder" from here(bsn) copies and paste this, you will have gotten your self cought in some serious trouble with the law.
take down or get these threads deleted.or leave them up, so when her "husband" finds them.they can track the IPA and get his prints along with whatever the "wife" gave you.that happen to be true

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EAT HER!

DO IT!

AND SEND ME HER BUTTOCKS AND EYEBALLS SO THAT I MAY EAT THEM!

EAT HER! JUST DO IT!

Nike.

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Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

take down or get these threads deleted.or leave them up, so when her "husband" finds them.they can track the IPA and get his prints along with whatever the "wife" gave you.that happen to be true


Another reason not to drink IPA.

Not only most of them taste like isht, now your angry ex-husband can even track you down with it.

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Volus Warlord wrote...

billy the squid wrote...

Volus Warlord wrote...

billy the squid wrote...

I also have a problem, I lost a sock. Now I have an odd sock. :(


Wear mismatched socks. I do it all the time.


Yea, God man! No civilised person would do that, this is a serious problem, not like getting yourself into a silly situation with a woman and kid.


Perhaps the two problems are connected: The mother and kid stole your sock! They are the same problem.


It wouldn't be the first kid problem caused by Unprotected Socks.
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EternalAmbiguity wrote...

I have to applaud you, jason. They do believe you.


ohdeargod I hope he IS trolling Ambi.

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bmwcrazy wrote...

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

take down or get these threads deleted.or leave them up, so when her "husband" finds them.they can track the IPA and get his prints along with whatever the "wife" gave you.that happen to be true


Another reason not to drink IPA.

Not only most of them taste like isht, now your angry ex-husband can even track you down with it.

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ROFL and true story, for the most part.
Ive had some IPAs that were actually good

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JasonRocker wrote...

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Op your either trolling. A sad, sad, "man". Or frankly I wish I knew who this woman was so I could show her all this as I'm pretty damn sure you could be taken to jail for charges of conspiracy.

No, conspiracy would be coming together with other people to commit a crime. They can't jail you for lying and scheming, unfortunately.


You guys are judging way too harshly. Well some of you. There are women who make false promises to men all the time. There are women out there who judge purely on how much money a person has and not on their personality. You cannot be jailed for what I did.

There are people out there who cheat, and do worse thing's. I simply mislead her on a detail about the house. She already has her child, 1 year old. She has a ton of friends. She's not the innocent, sweet misjudged girl who will be left with nothing.

Maybe she's just trying get with me because she "thinks" I have money. Why are women defended more firecely then men it's sexist.


There's always someone out there doing something worse. There will always be sicker people, more deranged individuals who think that their selfishness has a positive impact on others.

You've no business dealing with someone else's problems, especially with your kind of perspective. "Maybe she's just trying get with me because she "thinks" I have money" --what the heck is wrong with you leading her on, then? Sending fake pictures of your place? This is more pathetic than sending pictures of other people and pretending to be them. 

You're a butthole for thinking that she likes you enough to put up with that behavior. And you're worse for thinking that people on the internet can't see through your BS. Accusing society of being judgemental and sexist, that's cute. You've shown that you're guilty of both those accusations yourself, on top of having an egomaniacal disorder.

I went through all the pages in this thread and I gotta say that I love this community even more now. 

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It's so easy to look at someone's mistakes, and gloat about being so self righeous. The truth is you are wearing masks of concealment. I bet this is not the worst thing you have done. By you are riding in on a white horse with steel armor, acting like you are protecting the honor of fair madien.

Yes, Morally was it questionable. But trying to rain a parde of pain on me will not help matters. Information and mentoring teaches more then weapons. It's a meaphor for informing does better then empty bashing. Now on to to the situation at end.

I think it's total double standred. When an older woman get's down with a younger man it's okay but not other way. That's a double standred and I'm a victim tonight of the elite bioware forums elitest thorwing their empty accustions my way and slandering my good name. 

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It's so easy to look at someone's mistakes, and gloat about being so self righeous. The truth is you are wearing masks of concealment. I bet this is not the worst thing you have done. By you are riding in on a white horse with steel armor, acting like you are protecting the honor of fair madien.

Yes, Morally was it questionable. But trying to rain a parde of pain on me will not help matters. Information and mentoring teaches more then weapons. It's a meaphor for informing does better then empty bashing. Now on to to the situation at end.

I think it's total double standred. When an older woman get's down with a younger man it's okay but not other way. That's a double standred and I'm a victim tonight of the elite bioware forums elitest thorwing their empty accustions my way and slandering my good name.


Sorry, but not everyone is a narcissistic sociopath like you - but you go ahead and tell yourself whatever you must to alleviate what little guilt you feel (if any) over your treachery.

Modifié par greengoron89, 17 mai 2012 - 02:40 .


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JasonRocker wrote...



It's so easy to look at someone's mistakes, and gloat about being so self righeous. The truth is you are wearing masks of concealment. I bet this is not the worst thing you have done. By you are riding in on a white horse with steel armor, acting like you are protecting the honor of fair madien.

Yes, Morally was it questionable. But trying to rain a parde of pain on me will not help matters. Information and mentoring teaches more then weapons. It's a meaphor for informing does better then empty bashing. Now on to to the situation at end.

I think it's total double standred. When an older woman get's down with a younger man it's okay but not other way. That's a double standred and I'm a victim tonight of the elite bioware forums elitest thorwing their empty accustions my way and slandering my good name. 

Haha! Allow me to use an emoticon. :happy:

No, I don't think your name has any importance here. If your wisdom was that great you'd have no need for these threads and you'd manage through your problems by yourself. You'd have friends and family to support you if they approved of your decisions. But do they?

I don't give a crap if you disagree with what I said. Just wanted you to let that sink in for a while.

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Daennikus wrote...

JasonRocker wrote...



It's so easy to look at someone's mistakes, and gloat about being so self righeous. The truth is you are wearing masks of concealment. I bet this is not the worst thing you have done. By you are riding in on a white horse with steel armor, acting like you are protecting the honor of fair madien.

Yes, Morally was it questionable. But trying to rain a parde of pain on me will not help matters. Information and mentoring teaches more then weapons. It's a meaphor for informing does better then empty bashing. Now on to to the situation at end.

I think it's total double standred. When an older woman get's down with a younger man it's okay but not other way. That's a double standred and I'm a victim tonight of the elite bioware forums elitest thorwing their empty accustions my way and slandering my good name. 

Haha! Allow me to use an emoticon. :happy:

No, I don't think your name has any importance here. If your wisdom was that great you'd have no need for these threads and you'd manage through your problems by yourself. You'd have friends and family to support you if they approved of your decisions. But do they?

I don't give a crap if you disagree with what I said. Just wanted you to let that sink in for a while.


I will quote something from Dragon Age Orgins..

Of course I have doubts time to time, only the fool has none.

That was asked about one of your companion's when entering to get the ashes. If I felt my wisdom is superior then I wouldn't ask. Maybe I'm asking to get your reaction's to the question at hand rather then actually think you would attempt to help me solve a problem.

Or perhaps I am just saying that to help bury a topic which I believe I "Stepped in it" curious, isn't it? now my name has strong and mind blowing meaning. The pure notion you believe it doesn't well that just show's how well informed you are.

Now on to more important matters. 

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 I strategically avoid these kind of problems by never talking to girls. :police:

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LOL. Don't kid yourself that you're important or somehow above peoples' judgment - no matter what you might like to fancy yourself as, you're still just a simple man.

The difference between you and most other people, however, is that you have no conscience - you manipulate, deceive, and betray others for your own benefit and amusement.

You're doing it now, in fact - you essentially just admitted to being the very manipulative, deceitful person I had you pegged as from the get-go. It's too bad others in your life might not be as perceptive - if not, then they have my sympathies.

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if u got girl problems i feel bad for you son.

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bmwcrazy wrote...

Tigerblood and MilkShakes wrote...

take down or get these threads deleted.or leave them up, so when her "husband" finds them.they can track the IPA and get his prints along with whatever the "wife" gave you.that happen to be true


Another reason not to drink IPA.

Not only most of them taste like isht, now your angry ex-husband can even track you down with it.

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It's not as good as a hefeweizen, I'll give you that, but come on, not all IPAs are bad.