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[mcz2345]

Archontor wrote...

Oh I am so sick of Warhammer jokes.

Yeah, thank the Emperor that I haven't seen any lately

[thesnake777]

mcz2345 wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

mcz2345 wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

mcz2345 wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

For The Glory Of The Imperium.
For The Emperor

That picture is just pure GLORY ! My IG collection is actually made out of the Steel Legion + Cadians + Titan, so I extremely appreciate all things Steel Legion related.

+ 10000000000000000

Yea I love the Legion. For my army all the officers are SL.

Do you have the Steel Legion commissars ? One of the best models EVAR!!!!

Yup. I love em. Check out the ones at Forge world.

Wait, Forge World doesn't sell Steel Legion, they do have the Death Korps of Krieg, do you mean those ?

Hmm they use to sell Legion guys. Well the death corps guys are also awesome.

[thesnake777]

Swimming Ferret wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

mcz2345 wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

Oh please, humanity is so last cycle. Where's the signup to join the Hanar?

You see that HUGE blender over there ? get inside with the others and something really cool is going to happen, honest :innocent:

Oh go play with Husks!

Dont you worry about our other projects. Get in the blender jelly fish. The grunts are hungry.

Pity all your other projects have failed and I got your boss to shoot himself in the face.

*Sigh* You do not understand what Cerberus is..or what TIM is.
thats okay you are a Jelly Fish. I will attempt to explain it to you. 
Cerberus is a movment. An Ideal. It can never die. Plus do you really think you could find all of our cells?
Dont worry Hanar. We are coming for you to.

[Swimming Ferret]

thesnake777 wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

thesnake777 wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

mcz2345 wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

Oh please, humanity is so last cycle. Where's the signup to join the Hanar?

You see that HUGE blender over there ? get inside with the others and something really cool is going to happen, honest :innocent:

Oh go play with Husks!

Dont you worry about our other projects. Get in the blender jelly fish. The grunts are hungry.

Pity all your other projects have failed and I got your boss to shoot himself in the face.

*Sigh* You do not understand what Cerberus is..or what TIM is.
thats okay you are a Jelly Fish. I will attempt to explain it to you. 
Cerberus is a movment. An Ideal. It can never die. Plus do you really think you could find all of our cells?
Dont worry Hanar. We are coming for you to.

Well I'm glad you guys like being husk-infused things with voices which yell "DAMNIT" way too often.
Now, I'm off to go find my Enkindler and try and make him play scrabble with me.

[thesnake777]

@swimming ferret
Good bye For now Hanar.
We will continue this conversation when cerberus troops wiping out your kind!
Remember we are the future!


Edit:
haha you are right we do yell "Damn It" alot. Kinda like certain enimies yelling "I Will Destroy You" a few years back

Modifié par thesnake777, 16 mai 2012 - 07:31 .

[Oransel]

Yes, I am human supremacist and I am proud of it.

[Oransel]

MOELANDER wrote...

Love thy neighbour!

This will apply in a galactic society as well. Once FTL is a possibility there is everything moving towards this.

If we meet Aliens in my lifetime, who aren't like the typical invasion kind we get from Hollywood. I will do the thing my belief taught me - Christianity - and take the teachings of J.C. to the stars.

Yup, I'm gonna be a Space-Christian!

Love your human neighbour. That was said. It does not apply to animals and machines.

[M Hedonist]

You're still trying too hard, Oransel.

[Iwillbeback]

That must be why the fleets suck so much.

[M Hedonist]

I see, this thread is now the official 'Mock Cerberus, make Warhammer jokes' thread.
Proceed.

[M Hedonist]

Oransel wrote...

MOELANDER wrote...

Love thy neighbour!

This will apply in a galactic society as well. Once FTL is a possibility there is everything moving towards this.

If we meet Aliens in my lifetime, who aren't like the typical invasion kind we get from Hollywood. I will do the thing my belief taught me - Christianity - and take the teachings of J.C. to the stars.

Yup, I'm gonna be a Space-Christian!

Love your human neighbour. That was said. It does not apply to animals and machines.

Just googled "love your human neighbour" and "love your human neighbor" (with quotation marks). Found like 6 results, so...
Pics or it didn't happen.

Who's supposed to have said that, anyway? Space Jesus? Is that from your own bible fanfic or something?

Modifié par Sauruz, 16 mai 2012 - 08:27 .

[Oransel]

Sauruz wrote...
Just googled "love your human neighbour" and "love your human neighbor" (with quotation marks). Found like 6 results, so...
Pics or it didn't happen.

Who's supposed to have said that, anyway? Space Jesus? Is that from your own bible fanfic or something?

Isn't it obvious?

[M Hedonist]

Oransel wrote...

Sauruz wrote...
Just googled "love your human neighbour" and "love your human neighbor" (with quotation marks). Found like 6 results, so...
Pics or it didn't happen.

Who's supposed to have said that, anyway? Space Jesus? Is that from your own bible fanfic or something?

Isn't it obvious?

It's from your christian bible fanfic. I knew it.
Because, clearly, nobody has ever said "love your human neighbour".

Since this thread failed so epicly, what's next, OP? The "Thinking about the gilded age gives me the weirdest boner" thread?

[Oransel]

Sauruz wrote...
]It's from your christian bible fanfic. I knew it.
Because, clearly, nobody has ever said "love your human neighbour".

Since this thread failed so epicly, what's next, OP? The "Thinking about the gilded age gives me the weirdest boner" thread?

Sometimes I wonder if you are one of the Jack Chick haters...

[sAxMoNkI]

Sauruz wrote...

Oransel wrote...

Sauruz wrote...
Just googled "love your human neighbour" and "love your human neighbor" (with quotation marks). Found like 6 results, so...
Pics or it didn't happen.

Who's supposed to have said that, anyway? Space Jesus? Is that from your own bible fanfic or something?

Isn't it obvious?

It's from your christian bible fanfic. I knew it.
Because, clearly, nobody has ever said "love your human neighbour".

Since this thread failed so epicly, what's next, OP? The "Thinking about the gilded age gives me the weirdest boner" thread?

I lol'd

[huntsman2310]

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

[Oransel]

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

[M Hedonist]

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

Saren was a better villain than TIM.
Even though TIM tried very hard at the end to copy him.

[dreman9999]

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

......
PSSSS....HAHAHAHAHAHAHA......

[dreman9999]

Sauruz wrote...

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

Saren was a better villain than TIM.
Even though TIM tried very hard at the end to copy him.

Wait..... they are both equal asvillians

[Ned Starks Head]

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

hahahahaha .....oh wait you were serious?

[Oransel]

Ned Starks Head wrote...

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

hahahahaha .....oh wait you were serious?

I am serious. He was capable to lead 2 squads and survive in suicide mission, while your turian could lead only one.

[Tapkomet]

Oransel wrote...

There have been many hints on how our race, Humanity is the master race of the Galaxy in Mass Effect. That is one of the reasons for me to love this game, as I agree - Humanity has vastly superior potential to any alien lifeform we have to meet for real in future. We are destined for greatness.

However, potential does not mean actual power as we need time to spread our wings. We need to defend our species by any means as there would be those who will hate us, regardless of our efforts. Cerberus organisation believes in this noble goal - advancement of human race. Protecting the purity of our culture. Being the sword of Humanity in desperate fight for the Galaxy domination. 

Worst thing that can happen is the rise of alien sympathisers within our species. There will always be those who will prefer alien music, alien food, alien spouses to that of human. These people are a cancer, killing the beautiful species, wasting their genes on inferior animals. Even robots. Those renegades, betrayers of their own race have no place in the future of mankind - future we will be building alone.

Humanity first.

You, sir! You are a blight!

thesnake777 wrote...



Cerberus is Humanities salvation. We are the future.

Edit:
Any and all Humans who wish to join, support or even speak out against Cerberus, head to the Sanctuary Facility on Horizion. Our repersentives will be happy to help you with all your questions or needs.  

 

And you, human!

darkchief10 wrote...

All hail cerberus!!!! Also we have cake!!! and a badass symbol
How Can you say no!!!

 


And you!

[Ned Starks Head]

Oransel wrote...

Ned Starks Head wrote...

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

hahahahaha .....oh wait you were serious?

I am serious. He was capable to lead 2 squads and survive in suicide mission, while your turian could lead only one.

Garrus can lead the same two squads.

[GLR-0053]

Oransel wrote...

Ned Starks Head wrote...

Oransel wrote...

huntsman2310 wrote...

A BIG SCARY HUMAN SPACE MARINE STOMPS AROUND THE FIELD NOT CARING FOR COVER AT ALL WHEN SUDDENLY...

BOOM HEADSHOT.

Garrus: Gotcha'.

Jacob is better than Garrus. 

hahahahaha .....oh wait you were serious?

I am serious. He was capable to lead 2 squads and survive in suicide mission, while your turian could lead only one.

Funny that you say that cuz he died in mine during insanity difficulty and I did his loyalty mission.