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#201
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Even Harbinger and Reapers in general believe Humanity is superior to anyone else and they are possibly the oldest beings in the Galaxy and have seen thousands of races.

Quotes of Harbinger, Mass Effect 2:

"Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating."

"Drell; useless, insufficient numbers."

"Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled."

"Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness."

"Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability."

"Geth; an annoyance, limited utility."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential."

"Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated."

"Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential."

"Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted."

"Turian; you are considered...too primitive."

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I've always wondered, if humans are consdiered to be the 'best' race by the Reapers, why are the human husks by far the weakest and most expendable of all husks? Yeah, the Reapers sure put us great humans to good use.

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Oransel wrote...

Even Harbinger and Reapers in general believe Humanity is superior to anyone else and they are possibly the oldest beings in the Galaxy and have seen thousands of races.

Quotes of Harbinger, Mass Effect 2:

"Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating."

"Drell; useless, insufficient numbers."

"Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled."

"Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness."

"Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability."

"Geth; an annoyance, limited utility."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential."

"Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated."

"Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential."

"Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted."

"Turian; you are considered...too primitive."


This is coming from Harbinger, who thinks the Asari rely on other species for reproduction. 

No, Harbinger, you're just as stupid as Shepard in this respect. 


Not that anything there points to Humans being superior to everyone, just useful for the Reapers. 

Wait, why am I arguing with this guy? He doesn't really have an argument. 

Modifié par The Night Mammoth, 17 mai 2012 - 08:54 .


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Sauruz wrote...

I've always wondered, if humans are consdiered to be the 'best' race by the Reapers, why are the human husks by far the weakest and most expendable of all husks? Yeah, the Reapers sure put us great humans to good use.


Ever heard about Scions and Abominations?

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Oransel wrote...

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If humanity is superior why did our fleet get raped as soon as the reapers arrived ?

Have not seen that with the Turian Fleet.

I hate Cerberus.


Because we were first to take the hit, while those pesky aliens had enough time to prepare.


Lol the Batarians got eaten first.

Then humans failed with our defense and didn't even get word out that Reapers were coming until they crashed right into the cities.


Oransel wrote...

Even Harbinger and Reapers in general
believe Humanity is superior to anyone else and they are possibly the
oldest beings in the Galaxy and have seen thousands of races.

Quotes of Harbinger, Mass Effect 2:

"Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating."

"Drell; useless, insufficient numbers."

"Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled."

"Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness."

"Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability."

"Geth; an annoyance, limited utility."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential."

"Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated."

"Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential."

"Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted."

"Turian; you are considered...too primitive."


Did Harbinger forget that asari can have babies with each other...?

And yay, more "Humans are so omg speshul' Mary Sue crap.

#206
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Oransel wrote...

Sauruz wrote...

I've always wondered, if humans are consdiered to be the 'best' race by the Reapers, why are the human husks by far the weakest and most expendable of all husks? Yeah, the Reapers sure put us great humans to good use.


Ever heard about Scions and Abominations?


Banshees, Brutes, Cannibals, Ravagers and Marauders have them beat by a mile. 

#207
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Oransel wrote...

Sauruz wrote...

I've always wondered, if humans are consdiered to be the 'best' race by the Reapers, why are the human husks by far the weakest and most expendable of all husks? Yeah, the Reapers sure put us great humans to good use.


Ever heard about Scions and Abominations?

Yeah. Just stick a bunch of humans together and you'll get something good. Imagine what kind of monstrosities they could have created by sticking multiple krogans together.
And abominations do nothing but run in and explode. That's a real good use of our many superior assets, noone but humans could get that job done.

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Swimming Ferret wrote...

Oransel wrote...

Because we were first to take the hit, while those pesky aliens had enough time to prepare.


Lol the Batarians got eaten first.


I meant first civilization to be hit. Batarians are inferior race. Their destruction was a blessing for the Galaxy.

Swimming Ferret wrote...

And yay, more "Humans are so omg speshul' Mary Sue crap.


Maybe because Mass Effect was written by humans? Which means we are better afterall, as we created the story and aliens are fictional.

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Oransel wrote...

Yes, I am human supremacist and I am proud of it.



Too bad Cerberus wasn't a Human supremacist organization then.

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'Anthropocentric bag of dicks'.

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Oransel wrote...

Even Harbinger and Reapers in general believe Humanity is superior to anyone else and they are possibly the oldest beings in the Galaxy and have seen thousands of races.

Quotes of Harbinger, Mass Effect 2:

"Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating."

"Drell; useless, insufficient numbers."

"Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled."

"Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness."

"Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability."

"Geth; an annoyance, limited utility."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential."

"Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated."

"Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential."

"Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted."

"Turian; you are considered...too primitive."



Yeah, and you know what? The reapers are dumb as s***.

#212
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Oransel wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

And yay, more "Humans are so omg speshul' Mary Sue crap.


Maybe because Mass Effect was written by humans? Which means we are better afterall, as we created the story and aliens are fictional.

That's the kind of stuff that makes you funny.

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Oransel wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

Oransel wrote...

Because we were first to take the hit, while those pesky aliens had enough time to prepare.


Lol the Batarians got eaten first.


I meant first civilization to be hit. Batarians are inferior race. Their destruction was a blessing for the Galaxy.


Kinda agree with you...their slavery thing pissed me off.

Oransel

Swimming Ferret wrote...

And yay, more "Humans are so omg speshul' Mary Sue crap.


Maybe because Mass Effect was written by humans? Which means we are better afterall, as we created the story and aliens are fictional.


Oh please, it's such an overdone thing. We are hardly speshul, we are fairly crappy in regards to other ME species. We are more like Batarians than anything.

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Lovecraft totally has the right idea about things.

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Oransel wrote...

Even Harbinger and Reapers in general believe Humanity is superior to anyone else and they are possibly the oldest beings in the Galaxy and have seen thousands of races.

Quotes of Harbinger, Mass Effect 2:

"Quarian; considered due to cybernetic augmentation, weakened immune system too debilitating."

"Drell; useless, insufficient numbers."

"Human; viable possibility, aggression factor useful if controlled."

"Asari; reliance upon alien species for reproduction shows genetic weakness."

"Salarian; insufficient lifespan, fragile genetic structure."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive genetic malleability."

"Geth; an annoyance, limited utility."

"Human; viable possibility, impressive technical potential."

"Human; viable possibility, if emotional drives are subjugated."

"Human; viable possibility, great biotic potential."

"Krogan; sterilised race, potential wasted."

"Turian; you are considered...too primitive."


Yet in ME3, they seem to gain much more use out of the aliens than the humans.

Like with the geth, turian, krogan, batarian, rachni and asari. While the humans are reduced to cyber-zombie cannon-fodder. I find that extremely comical.

Oh, and that part about the asari being weak for relying on other races for reproduction isn't hypocritical at all.

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Gotta love the ant, who shakes his tiny leg at the world believing to be its master.

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Oransel wrote...

Swimming Ferret wrote...

Oransel wrote...

Because we were first to take the hit, while those pesky aliens had enough time to prepare.


Lol the Batarians got eaten first.


I meant first civilization to be hit. Batarians are inferior race. Their destruction was a blessing for the Galaxy.



The Hegemony isn't a civilization? You know, the Batarians are thinking the same thing about Earth. 

Oddly, you fit better as a Batarian than you do as a human. 

Modifié par The Night Mammoth, 17 mai 2012 - 09:29 .


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Someone With Mass wrote...


Oh, and that part about the asari being weak for relying on other races for reproduction isn't hypocritical at all.



Oh damn, I never though of that before. That's pretty friggin' hilarious.

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Three humans decided the fate of the Galaxy and the cycle. Anderson, Shepard and TIM. No turian or asari there, but three humans.

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Oransel wrote...

Three humans decided the fate of the Galaxy and the cycle. Anderson, Shepard and TIM. No turian or asari there, but three humans.



Make that a one human space phantom.

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Rhetoric, Oransel?

Really?

Try harder son.

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Oransel wrote...

Three humans decided the fate of the Galaxy and the cycle. Anderson, Shepard and TIM. No turian or asari there, but three humans.


So, one Indoctrinated maniac who committed suicide for being wrong, against Shepard and Anderson, who represented the view of literally everyone else in the fleet, regardless of species. 

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Oransel wrote...

Three humans decided the fate of the Galaxy and the cycle. Anderson, Shepard and TIM. No turian or asari there, but three humans.


Because they walked into a beam of light. Any schmuck could have done that. It was more luck than anything else.

I actually would have wanted some other races there, just so they could have pointed out how stupid that whole part of the mission is, while Anderson, TIM and Shep are subjecting themselves to it without a second thought.

Shepard: How do I stop the Reapers?

Catalyst: You have to kill yourself.

Shepard: Okay. *jumps into a beam of light/explodes/gets disintegrated*

Truly the humans are the smartest ones out there.

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But in the end it was human to be first organic out there.

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Someone With Mass wrote...

Oransel wrote...

Three humans decided the fate of the Galaxy and the cycle. Anderson, Shepard and TIM. No turian or asari there, but three humans.


Because they walked into a beam of light. Any schmuck could have done that. It was more luck than anything else.

I actually would have wanted some other races there, just so they could have pointed out how stupid that whole part of the mission is, while Anderson, TIM and Shep are subjecting themselves to it without a second thought.

Shepard: How do I stop the Reapers?

Catalyst: You have to kill yourself.

Shepard: Okay. *jumps into a beam of light/explodes/gets disintegrated*

Truly the humans are the smartest ones out there.

"So, what do I have to do?"
"Just do as I say human monkey. I may even allow you to pick the color."
"Ok."