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[Travis2310]

I hate Phantoms. I f***ing hate Phantoms. Here is a poem I wrote to express my feelings:

Hearing the sound of their stupid hand cannon thing gives me goosebumps
Their cheap insta-kill ability has pissed me off since day one
Countless medi-gels I have wasted, only to be stabbed immediately upon revival

Even while cloaked, the Phantom easily spots me
Moving desperately to find cover
Phantoms have to the ability to ****** me off
Like no other

How can I win? A lucky Widow headshot?
I wonder if using my cloak would work or not...
Maybe if I use Stasis I'll be fine
But I doubt it, because it only works 20% of the time...

Go to hell Phantom, I hate you so much
If I see Kai Leng, I'll kick him in the nuts
When I play against Cerberus on Gold, I curse with all my breath
And as a result, I choose to fight the Geth

Sincerely,

Angry Infiltrator     

[gigliani60]

The first verse didnt really rhyme, but it still made me laugh XD

[Rite All Wrong]

Good start. Now make it a gangsta rap video.

[MajesticKill]

Melee GI= phantom killer

[pyroboy2290]

7.5/10 might read again
(I'm not a big fan of free-form poetry.)
Edit: the last 2 stanzas were pretty good though

Modifié par pyroboy2290, 16 mai 2012 - 02:49 .

[Sailears]

Haha that's well written!

[Cundu_Ertur]

A phantom who came from Nantuckett.....

No, that won't work.

Hmmm.

Roses are red
Violets are blue
Phantoms suck the nether regions of my anatomy.

Crap, doesn't rhyme.
Heck, I'm no poet.

[Kel Riever]

At top of ladder
I'm alone. Last datalink.
Phantom finds me. Chop.

[Dany164]

*slow claps

[kevchy]

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I p

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[Travis2310]

kevchy wrote...

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I p

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YES

[nhcre8tv1]

gigliani60 wrote...

The first verse didnt really rhyme, but it still made me laugh XD

I think that was the joke. This was amazing either way.

[whothehellstolemyname]

Kel Riever wrote...

At top of ladder
I'm alone. Last datalink.
Phantom finds me. Chop.

I was going to submit the first haiku dang it!

a flash of purple
shows the phantom barriers
pew pew palm gun dead

[corvette3]

To forgot to include their BS hand of power absorption.

[NM_Che56]

Get to the LZ
I take aim with child like glee
Crap! It's behind me

[Travis2310]

whothehellstolemyname wrote...
I was going to submit the first haiku dang it!

a flash of purple
shows the phantom barriers
pew pew palm gun dead

Love it!

[Carne Diablo]

Here comes a Phantom
Stasis plus Paladin shots
Phantom has no head

[Travis2310]

Carne Diablo wrote...

Here comes a Phantom
Stasis plus Paladin shots
Phantom has no head

Reading that in a Krogan's voice makes that even better

[NM_Che56]

No one is around
Searching for the enemy
WTF IS THIS!

[spudspot]

Carne Diablo wrote...

Here comes a Phantom
Stasis plus Paladin shots
Phantom has no head

Well it seriously fits your avatar - I don't mean the stasis part.

[pyroboy2290]

Gonna melee it
Wait how is she behind me
Spring birds chirp over body
Edit: added a refrence to a season to make it more traditionalB)

Modifié par pyroboy2290, 16 mai 2012 - 03:55 .

[Ibn_Shisha]

whothehellstolemyname wrote...

Kel Riever wrote...

At top of ladder
I'm alone. Last datalink.
Phantom finds me. Chop.

I was going to submit the first haiku dang it!

a flash of purple
shows the phantom barriers
pew pew palm gun dead

Technically, neither are haiku.

[Carne Diablo]

Phantom incoming
I paint their blood on the walls
Who else is hungry?

[Ibn_Shisha]

Cundu_Ertur wrote...

A phantom who came from Nantuckett.....

There once was a girl from Cronos...

[Sailears]

kevchy wrote...

Once upon a midnight dreary, while I p

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Now that is a poem!