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[NM_Che56]

Carne Diablo wrote...

Aralakh burns you
Just like a Claymore headshot
Stupid space ninja

 WIN!

[Maria Caliban]

Creston918 wrote...

Ibn_Shisha wrote...

No season word, but I couldn't resist a dig at the most hated SP phantom:

Kai Leng's phantom-like
I find this appropriate:
He looks like a b_____

Kai-Leng's so tough?
Other phantoms think that he
is a big p*ssy.

True.

[Sailears]

Liana Nighthawk wrote...

I can't decide if I approve or disapprove of this thread.

Damn, another one?

Must be on silver here, take it out now!

[astheoceansblue]

Actually worth reading, amusing as opposed to slightly embarrassing (forum poetry standard).

Neat trick.

Modifié par astheoceansblue, 16 mai 2012 - 04:44 .

[Travis2310]

Liana Nighthawk wrote...

I can't decide if I approve or disapprove of this thread.

[NM_Che56]

gentle breeze blowing
It feels like rain is coming
...RAIN FROM MY RIFLE!

[Carne Diablo]

 How about a limerick?

A Krogan and a group of Phantoms
Cerberus gold with some randoms
Killing them brings satisfaction
Plus we got full extraction
The Illusive Man throws a tantrum

Modifié par Carne Diablo, 16 mai 2012 - 04:52 .

[Ibn_Shisha]

Saber Turian
Shots ring out like fireworks
Phantoms die below

[kevchy]

Carne Diablo wrote...

 How about a limerick?

A Krogan and a group of Phantoms
Cerberus gold with some randoms
Killing them brings satisfaction
Plus we got full extraction
The Illusive Man throws a tantrum

NICE

[whothehellstolemyname]

Carne Diablo wrote...

 How about a limerick?

A Krogan and a group of Phantoms
Cerberus gold with some randoms
Killing them brings satisfaction
Plus we got full extraction
The Illusive Man throws a tantrum

cannot rhyme ninja
creativity drops like
the leaves in autumn

[Ibn_Shisha]

There was a girl from Bekenstein
Failed Alliance; too out of line
Joined Cerberus, was "integrated"
To a phantom she was upgraded
I killed her with 3 friends of mine

[DivineAura]

Steak. I fxxxing love steak.I'm Reaper doomsday device!

Modifié par DivineAura, 16 mai 2012 - 05:09 .

[Carne Diablo]

A Phantom killed my team but not me
My instincts told me to flee
But I was defiant
On Firebase Giant
I smashed her for the victory!

[RomanowRomanow]

Phantom, Phantom burning bright
In the faerie of combined incineration light
Why the mighty gun of thine
Makes me join the Divine???

[Malevolent Fish]

Phantom: A Haiku

Palm-blast, stagger, kill,
Negates all frontal damage,
F*** you, sneaky b****.

[Travis2310]

Carne Diablo wrote...

 How about a limerick?

A Krogan and a group of Phantoms
Cerberus gold with some randoms
Killing them brings satisfaction
Plus we got full extraction
The Illusive Man throws a tantrum

I had no idea that this post would blossom into what it has!!!

[Ciam]

Phantoms are a piece of s**** with my Scorpion Bomber GI.

[GeneralElectric]

Ibn_Shisha wrote...

Saber Turian
Shots ring out like fireworks
Phantoms die below

Fire's one syllable.
May a Phantom strike you down
for your insolence.

Modifié par GeneralElectric, 16 mai 2012 - 05:15 .

[RomanowRomanow]

haiku

Falcon cold fire
The birds fly over Hydra
Contemplating death

[Ibn_Shisha]

Krogan Sentinel
Cherry-red Incinerate
Crispy Phantom snack

[RomanowRomanow]

Health bar is red
...and shields are blue
I am a Drell
...and can cartwheel too!!!

[Kel Riever]

Spring breeze, Phantom strikes
Raising gun, then blood showered
Dammit Krogan! Stop it!

[pyroboy2290]

There once was a phantom from Seattle
My dead teammates all told me to skedaddle
I neglected to listen
So now my blood glistens
I've got her as an audience for my death rattle

[Carne Diablo]

An N7 Squadron of four
Wave 11 all with a tied score
As the last Phantom drops
Who's at the very top?
The Krogan with the Claymore

[RomanowRomanow]

Krogans take cover
Asari Justicar shields
Ph. bursts the bubble