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[Yriss]

A lot of beautiful poems in this thread! *becomes emotional*

[neurovore]

on a summer eve
my love chitters with the wind
and she bleeds me dry

a winter breeze blew
Carni's angry clatter killed
by laser ****-slap

should have realized
when you impaled my mom's chest;
you're a cold-heart ****

Both of the ****'s are the b-word. You can replace it with you own personal favorite on the second one.

Modifié par neurovore, 16 mai 2012 - 05:29 .

[RomanowRomanow]

another haiku

Team calls me "leecher"
Two thousand N7 rank
One perfect headshot

[RomanowRomanow]

"Find the phantom"

Nobody would expect
Instantenous death
Neither a deadly pew pew
Just me with 3 dead teammates
And you are already here

[NM_Che56]

There once was a phantom named Mary
And everyone thought she was scary
But I snuck up behind her
Concussive shots find her
Nothing left of her body to carry

[Carne Diablo]

A Phantom on Firebase Reactor
Went against the Krogan she's after
She attempted to slay
But got killed by melee
The Krogan burst into laughter

[Xhitaa]

This is in memory of the 25+ instakills I got this weekend...



Banshee
Why do you chase me?
I'm actually not afraid of thee
Although I've failed to see
Your sister standing behind me...

Banshee
Please stop touching me...
I don't know why such a fantasy,
But to die in your arms is no novelty
And it drives me to extreme blasphemy...

Cursed be thy magnetic hands
And the lag on which it all depends...

[Carne Diablo]

The Phantom's prowess is evident
But The Krogan thought it was irrelevant
So she ceased to exist
And all you see is red mist
The Phantom was shredded by Revenant

[whothehellstolemyname]

This topic is not on first page
A fact which fills me with rage
The only thing worse
Are phantoms accursed
Whom I'd kill for minimum wage

[Ibn_Shisha]

whothehellstolemyname wrote...

This topic is not on first page
A fact which fills me with rage
The only thing worse
Are phantoms accursed
Whom I'd kill for minimum wage

I am also upset and depressed
This thread should be bumped often, lest
Those pesky phantoms take heart
And buff their killer's art
Making MP a Kobayashi test

[Carne Diablo]

The Phantom must have saved me for later
Because she stabbed a Salarian Infiltrator
While I'm not gonna lie
I let that pyjack die
Then avenged him with my Crusader

[RomanowRomanow]

I'd bump it some more
But I dont have the lore
To produce rhymes on the fly
I am tired, thats why
So I am out before you show me the door

[Tre.will]

Batarian Melee = dead mangled Phantom corpse.

I actually call the Batarian Melee the Phantom Punch. It ends their existence.

Hand cannon here.  A cartwheel there.
Phantoms make me rage.
But it's difficult to do gymnastics,
when a Batarian removes your face.

Modifié par Tre.will, 16 mai 2012 - 08:10 .

[whothehellstolemyname]

Carne Diablo wrote...

The Phantom must have saved me for later
Because she stabbed a Salarian Infiltrator
While I'm not gonna lie
I let that pyjack die
Then avenged him with my Crusader

I see you like the slug shotgun
I heard it is a lot of fun
And with the recent buff
You don't have to take guff
From phantoms who stab a ton

[Archontor]

Platform 8841.
Saw the phantom in the sun.
It fled for it's life.
It died on a knife.

Platform 8842
She was backed by a Centurion crew.
It opened fire.
The situation was dire.

Platform 8843
She was stalking the feild
She missed it's shield.
One dead phantom for me.

Modifié par Archontor, 16 mai 2012 - 08:05 .

[Archontor]

The drell moves fast.
The phantom was skilled.
That's why he died last.
But still he was killed.

The vanguard charged.
She was calm.
Into the guardian he barged.
And still came to harm.

The phantom had a sword.
The guardian had a shield.
"**** you all." Said the Warlord.
"I have a shotgun to wield."

[Ibn_Shisha]

Burning phantoms on Benning's lane
With Incinerate to cause them pain
Each time they scream
In that fiery red beam
I have to say, "That was for Thane..."

[Homey C-Dawg]

I wanted to take a look at this thread
but didn't know if I'd be over my head
I had to look so I could know
Then someone stepped upon my toe

I looked up just in time to see
A Phantom staring back at me
I just had time to utter "What?"
Before her sword was in my gut

Now I know what it's about
As I lay here bleeding out
Sadly, I'll never see this thread
because that Phantom made me dead.

[Creston918]

Why no more haiku?
Limericks not as funny.
I have much sadness.

[Ibn_Shisha]

Hello Phantom, you nimble little minx
Heard I can shoot away your little blade
Never seen it, so it's a lie, methinks
I'll just Overload then toss a grenade

[KiraTsukasa]

Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
You stabbed me through the chest,
Now let me touch your breast.

[Archontor]

The phantom was in play.
Two salarians died that day.
The krogan thought groughly.
She stabbed him roughly.
The Turian remained.
Her sword was blue-stained.

The phantom was invisible.
The adept was head and shoulders divisible.
The striker assault riffle.
Caused her a triffle.
In the explosion she died.
Her innards spread wide.

[Travis2310]

All of you guys are raping my inbox...

But your poems are worth it!!!

[Ibn_Shisha]

Creston918 wrote...

Why no more haiku?
Limericks not as funny.
I have much sadness.

This one shall atone
Phantom haiku rise again
In Tuchanka's spring

[Creston918]

Vorcha come in Spring
Much Phantom blood will be spilled
In White's pristine halls