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#176
Mendelevosa

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I do hate Phantoms
Man I really hate Phantoms
Did I mention HATE

#177
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I tried to pull the trigger
But she moved even quicker
And stabbed me in the ticker
I hate that little Afro-American

#178
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Radio Moscow wrote...

I tried to pull the trigger
But she moved even quicker
And stabbed me in the ticker
I hate that little Afro-American


Don't quite get that line...

#179
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I have no idea what you mean

#180
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Radio Moscow wrote...

I have no idea what you mean


"I hate the little Afro-American"

#181
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Travis2310 wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

I have no idea what you mean


"I hate the little Afro-American"


*that

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Radio Moscow wrote...

Travis2310 wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

I have no idea what you mean


"I hate the little Afro-American"


*that


Sorry... "I hate that little Afro-American"
I don't get that line.

#183
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Rite All Wrong wrote...

Good start. Now make it a gangsta rap video.


Please, Posted Image

#184
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I think you do, or you wouldn't be so insistent.

It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?

That's the joke.

http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/

#185
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Radio Moscow wrote...

I think you do, or you wouldn't be so insistent.

It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?

That's the joke.

http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/


Oh I didn't mean to make a big deal out of it. I thought you were implying that Phantoms were Afro-American women underneath their equipment.

#186
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Radio Moscow wrote...

I think you do, or you wouldn't be so insistent.

It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?

That's the joke.

http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/


So you're saying that African-American women are sleek cybernetic assassins that like to stab people?

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:police::police::police::P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 17 mai 2012 - 12:34 .


#187
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Hey everyone's wearing masks, who's to say you're not re-enacting the later scenes of Zulu every time you play against Cerberus?

#188
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Regardless of race, Phantoms are scumbags.

#189
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Mendelevosa wrote...

So you're saying that African-American women are sleek cybernetic assassins that like to stab people?

Posted Image

:police::police::police::P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P


Posted Image

Where did you get that picture?

#190
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" Phantoms are gay"
Shouted a teen.
Over our mikes
We heard him say "Dykes"
We didn't revive him, okay.

Krogan leave a thousand years
And cried a billion tears
At the sight of a human girl
Who killed his squad with a twirl

A sword?
It's outer space!
I shot her.
In the face.

I came a ladder
A phantom was there
I emptied my bladder
As she gave me a stare
I ran from a sword
Unlike a warlord
And died

#191
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A krogan took here sword away
But her hand soon found new play
Liberated from its sword
It soon found new accord
But all love stories find a bend
She soon found a sticky end.

#192
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Phantoms, Phantoms fighting everywhere
Their palms and swords truly give a scare
But we will fight them back, on Ghost's street
Hunt them down in Giant's arid heat
Though we have but two med's to spare

Phantoms dance around and slash and shoot
But in the end the dangers are moot
We must destroy them in Glacier's labs
And in Reactor we'll dodge their grabs
To gain more creds and ultra-rare loot

If we're careless they'll get in a slice
But it's not a trick we'll fall for twice
On Condor's moon we'll make them stagger
And snipe them from that room on Dagger
As Phantom killing is our new vice

Their freakish voices are distorted
Because they know their plans are thwarted
We'll kill them by Hydra's waterfalls
Also soon in Goddess' hallowed halls
And by vorcha we'll be supported

Those Phantoms may believe they are strong
But we have the tools to prove them wrong
To frigid White we'll take our crusade
And later to the jungles of Jade
We'll hunt them together all night long

#193
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Given time to think
Girls drift from the sink
Abandoning their chosen place
To seek adventure in space

They cannot be brought back to their proper position
Such women are beyond re-learning submission
A shotgun to the head
Re-education of lead

A lesson to the survivors
Serve your providers
If I come home one more time to a burnt dinner
THEN I AM GETTING OUT THE SHOTGUN YOU WORTHLESS ****

Modifié par Radio Moscow, 17 mai 2012 - 04:53 .


#194
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A haiku....

99 problems but a **** ain't one
Oh no, a Phantom
MISSION SCRUBBED RETURN TO BASE

#195
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Radio Moscow wrote...

A haiku....

99 problems but a **** ain't one
Oh no, a Phantom
MISSION SCRUBBED RETURN TO BASE


Posted Image

#196
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Phantoms in the Landing Zone:

It's Wave Eleven, time to get out of town
But the Phantoms have come to hunt you all down
So always be sure to cover your tracks
And don't use your scope to check out their racks
Or at partial extraction your teammates will frown

#197
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Drell jump duck and weave.
The exceptionally lucky can reave.
Irellivant in the phantom's 'might'
As I fade from life she fades from sight.
May she burn on hell.
Wait she got sniped, Oh well.

#198
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Phantoms in my sight
A wet misoginist dream
I made mess again

#199
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It is not fine
On wave 9
To discover new weight-loss methods.

#200
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So I know this isn't really poetry but I had to share it anyway. My sister started singing this while she was watching me play earlier today.

I just met you
and this is crazy
but there's a phantom
so revive me maybe