Phantom Hatred Poetry
#176
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:02
Man I really hate Phantoms
Did I mention HATE
#177
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:06
But she moved even quicker
And stabbed me in the ticker
I hate that little Afro-American
#178
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:06
Radio Moscow wrote...
I tried to pull the trigger
But she moved even quicker
And stabbed me in the ticker
I hate that little Afro-American
Don't quite get that line...
#179
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:10
#180
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:14
Radio Moscow wrote...
I have no idea what you mean
"I hate the little Afro-American"
#181
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:16
Travis2310 wrote...
Radio Moscow wrote...
I have no idea what you mean
"I hate the little Afro-American"
*that
#182
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:22
Radio Moscow wrote...
Travis2310 wrote...
Radio Moscow wrote...
I have no idea what you mean
"I hate the little Afro-American"
*that
Sorry... "I hate that little Afro-American"
I don't get that line.
#183
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:25
Rite All Wrong wrote...
Good start. Now make it a gangsta rap video.
Please,
#184
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:27
It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?
That's the joke.
http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/
#185
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:32
Radio Moscow wrote...
I think you do, or you wouldn't be so insistent.
It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?
That's the joke.
http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/
Oh I didn't mean to make a big deal out of it. I thought you were implying that Phantoms were Afro-American women underneath their equipment.
#186
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:33
Radio Moscow wrote...
I think you do, or you wouldn't be so insistent.
It's a meta joke. Why are you thinking I'm implying a certain thing?
That's the joke.
http://www.terrariao...joke-jpg.31014/
So you're saying that African-American women are sleek cybernetic assassins that like to stab people?

Modifié par Mendelevosa, 17 mai 2012 - 12:34 .
#187
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:35
#188
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 12:41
#189
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 01:26
Mendelevosa wrote...
So you're saying that African-American women are sleek cybernetic assassins that like to stab people?:police:
:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P:P
Where did you get that picture?
#190
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 04:15
Shouted a teen.
Over our mikes
We heard him say "Dykes"
We didn't revive him, okay.
Krogan leave a thousand years
And cried a billion tears
At the sight of a human girl
Who killed his squad with a twirl
A sword?
It's outer space!
I shot her.
In the face.
I came a ladder
A phantom was there
I emptied my bladder
As she gave me a stare
I ran from a sword
Unlike a warlord
And died
#191
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 04:32
But her hand soon found new play
Liberated from its sword
It soon found new accord
But all love stories find a bend
She soon found a sticky end.
#192
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 04:48
Their palms and swords truly give a scare
But we will fight them back, on Ghost's street
Hunt them down in Giant's arid heat
Though we have but two med's to spare
Phantoms dance around and slash and shoot
But in the end the dangers are moot
We must destroy them in Glacier's labs
And in Reactor we'll dodge their grabs
To gain more creds and ultra-rare loot
If we're careless they'll get in a slice
But it's not a trick we'll fall for twice
On Condor's moon we'll make them stagger
And snipe them from that room on Dagger
As Phantom killing is our new vice
Their freakish voices are distorted
Because they know their plans are thwarted
We'll kill them by Hydra's waterfalls
Also soon in Goddess' hallowed halls
And by vorcha we'll be supported
Those Phantoms may believe they are strong
But we have the tools to prove them wrong
To frigid White we'll take our crusade
And later to the jungles of Jade
We'll hunt them together all night long
#193
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 04:53
Girls drift from the sink
Abandoning their chosen place
To seek adventure in space
They cannot be brought back to their proper position
Such women are beyond re-learning submission
A shotgun to the head
Re-education of lead
A lesson to the survivors
Serve your providers
If I come home one more time to a burnt dinner
THEN I AM GETTING OUT THE SHOTGUN YOU WORTHLESS ****
Modifié par Radio Moscow, 17 mai 2012 - 04:53 .
#194
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 04:55
99 problems but a **** ain't one
Oh no, a Phantom
MISSION SCRUBBED RETURN TO BASE
#195
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 05:24
Radio Moscow wrote...
A haiku....
99 problems but a **** ain't one
Oh no, a Phantom
MISSION SCRUBBED RETURN TO BASE
#196
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 07:00
It's Wave Eleven, time to get out of town
But the Phantoms have come to hunt you all down
So always be sure to cover your tracks
And don't use your scope to check out their racks
Or at partial extraction your teammates will frown
#197
Posté 17 mai 2012 - 07:27
The exceptionally lucky can reave.
Irellivant in the phantom's 'might'
As I fade from life she fades from sight.
May she burn on hell.
Wait she got sniped, Oh well.
#198
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 12:18
A wet misoginist dream
I made mess again
#199
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 03:14
On wave 9
To discover new weight-loss methods.
#200
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:18
I just met you
and this is crazy
but there's a phantom
so revive me maybe





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