Ms_Alison_Gunn wrote...
So I know this isn't really poetry but I had to share it anyway. My sister started singing this while she was watching me play earlier today.
I just met you
and this is crazy
but there's a phantom
so revive me maybe
I lolled
Phantom Hatred Poetry
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Travis2310
, mai 16 2012 02:41
#201
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:19
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I lolled
Retour en haut
#202
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Posté 23 mai 2012 - 06:39
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Glacier/Gold/Cerberus
(My first legit gold game), wave 9!
Then phantoms in a convoy, murderous,
4 marching in a conga line
A helpful teammate went, "Cobra!"
A grenade chucked in for good measure,
Boom, 'splosion! Killstreak!
Yay, we killed the freaks!
Suddenly...
"Shields gone!"
"I'm down!"
Myself, I'm down to one bar,
WTF? This has gone too far
4 more phantoms spawned spontaneous,
BioWare, Y U trolling us?
(My first legit gold game), wave 9!
Then phantoms in a convoy, murderous,
4 marching in a conga line
A helpful teammate went, "Cobra!"
A grenade chucked in for good measure,
Boom, 'splosion! Killstreak!
Yay, we killed the freaks!
Suddenly...
"Shields gone!"
"I'm down!"
Myself, I'm down to one bar,
WTF? This has gone too far
4 more phantoms spawned spontaneous,
BioWare, Y U trolling us?
#203
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:10
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An attempt at a haiku:
Wail, wail; doom
Irrelevant all; Skill, health
Embrace from afar
Wail, wail; doom
Irrelevant all; Skill, health
Embrace from afar
#204
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:14
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Ohoh, sweet phantom of mine
with your palm cannon so shiny
come at me and give me a hug
I got my fist ready to sink in your gut.
with your palm cannon so shiny
come at me and give me a hug
I got my fist ready to sink in your gut.
#205
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:45
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Bronze. Hydra. Last night.
Charge! Nova, Nova! Charge! Thus,
Vanguard owns phantoms.
Charge! Nova, Nova! Charge! Thus,
Vanguard owns phantoms.
#206
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:46
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Ibn_Shisha wrote...
Bronze. Hydra. Last night.
Charge! Nova, Nova! Charge! Thus,
Vanguard owns phantoms.
Yes, I know I left out a season word. Rules can be broken, occasionally.
#207
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:47
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There once was a phantom named Shannon
Who killed all my friends with her cannon
I cried out dear lord but she took out her sword
And gutted me like a smoked salmon
Who killed all my friends with her cannon
I cried out dear lord but she took out her sword
And gutted me like a smoked salmon
#208
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:51
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She was miles away
*and* I was cloaked, but, SYNC KILL
How does she pull me?
*and* I was cloaked, but, SYNC KILL
How does she pull me?
#209
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 11:54
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Badpanzer wrote...
There was a young Phantom called Laura
Who hoped that I would ignore her
But statis then shot
Showed I had not
And the game was one phantom poorer.
+100 internet points to you, Badpanzer....
#210
Posté 23 mai 2012 - 12:13
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Mandolin wrote...
There once was a phantom named Shannon
Who killed all my friends with her cannon
I cried out dear lord but she took out her sword
And gutted me like a smoked salmon
This is really great!
