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[Methaluan_Sylver]

Well, a few hours ago I was felling "brave" and wanted to try something new. I choose the level 1 Drell Vangard and decided to give the eagle a new run on bronze, just for passing time. I enter a mach already going against reapers on fire base giant. I start using the eagle and it did minimal damage, less then usual. Then check the leaderboar and... Hmmmm... I was put on a Gold mach, yup...

Wave 3 hacking on the upstairs room, all team done but me running around the map with a lvl 1 drell with a eagle. The teamates where mad at me. Now on I only host, even if the teamates are teleporting like banshes.

[Jahlall]

How about players who insist on standing right in front of Infiltrators every time that they cloak and try to shoot. This happens regularly to me in bronze missions.

[Biotic_Warlock]

Jahlall wrote...

How about players who insist on standing right in front of Infiltrators every time that they cloak and try to shoot. This happens regularly to me in bronze missions.

Might do that "accidently" on gold.
It will be fun being shouted at :happy:

[Mahrac]

Seein three soldiers run around the map in one group, mass-meleeing every mob they come across, never using a power or a gun. And then them woundering how they didn't get 1st on the leaderboard

[cronshaw]

Sun and Snow wrote...

C+C Music Factory

Damn it. If only I had been on the forums 4 hours ago I could have been the first to make that reference. Freaking work

[Impulse and Compulse]

When two salarians both keep energy draining the armor of a geth prime I'm trying to combo, and it literally becomes impossible. ****ing incinerate it, bro.

[pirsquar]

"Vanguard Hacking Manoeuvre" i.e. Charge/Nova distant enemies.

(disclaimer: I suck at playing Vanguards)

[Tyeme Downs]

Watching your 3 teammates get wiped on wave 1 or 2

Putting in for a bronze random match and loading into the middle of a gold match.

[Shakuua]

Geth heavy Melee. All the way baby. All the way.

[Gordo Schumway]

I was at the crib, sittin' by the fireplace
Drinkin' cocoa on the bear skin rug
The door bell rang. Who could it be?
Thought to myself then started to shrug
Got to the door. Ding Dong. Who is it?
My girl's best friend had payed me a visit.
Sly as can be, tight dress and all
She knew that I was faithful. I really didn't have the gall.
I tried to chilll. She made the move.
Now I know my girlfriend wouldn't approve.
I didn't realize my girl was settin' me up
Yo, my girl didn't trust me. No!
Yeah, but she lost control I wouln't take the bait.
I said chill baby baby chill baby baby wait
My girl bust in, Caught us creating a boom
She said "Girlfriend"?

[Draining Dragon]

When I krogan punch a nemesis into a wall and they have a seizure.

[JiceDuresh]

After months of playing this game, I finally speced a character with Overload for the Nural Shock evolution just to see what it actaully did. Was kinda neet, but ultimately not worth it.

[akula51]

I saw a Geth Rocket Trooper get stuck in a ladder today. Like, behind it. He couldn't quite pull that trigger, so we laughed a couple seconds, and made him go well, not hmmm, but boom. One of the best tech explosions I've seen, and we were all kinda standing around in it.

[Rick__D]

Sun and Snow wrote...

C+C Music Factory

I wonder how many posters are too young to get that. Thanks for making me feel old.

[Badpanzer]

Infiltrator with an arc pistol on gold.

Modifié par Badpanzer, 18 mai 2012 - 02:07 .

[DragonRacer in Mourning]

Always being the only person in the freaking squad who thinks occasionally using rockets in bad situations is a good idea...

Seriously, WHY U NO USE MISSILES?!?!?!?!?!

[2484Stryker]

Tyeme Downs wrote...

Just a list of things in a match that make you pause and go Hmmmmm.  (positive or negative)



Teammates who think blue sparklies on a mob means kill this one first.

Cobras fired in round 3

Teammates who insist on meleeing a banshee even though the last 3 instakilled them.

All of the above.  PLUS:
1) Non-infiltrator class detaching from group and soloing at the other end of the map - repeated deaths
2) Man-childs raging over mic on you for stealing his/her (usually his) kills
3) Teammates that insist on standing their ground against Brutes "SAY NO TO BRUTES!!!"
4) Teammates that keep firing on you when you play as Geth...

Modifié par 2484Stryker, 18 mai 2012 - 02:17 .

[mpompeo27]

Drell adept using a Widow & Carnifex...

[DragonRacer in Mourning]

XxTaLoNxX wrote...

DragonRacer wrote...

Always being the only person in the freaking squad who thinks occasionally using rockets in bad situations is a good idea...

Seriously, WHY U NO USE MISSILES?!?!?!?!?!

Pfftt.. That just shows you've never played with me. <_<

----> This Guy <----

Once used 5 missiles to clear a Gold hack zone that was also a spawn site. Just because I can

Seriously. Would love to play with you. I go through mine like freaking candy.

Great example: was in a silver room of fail tonight. God only knows why I stayed after the first two matches full of special. There was one small N7 dude who appeared to be trying to learn, so I stuck around to try and help give him tips over the mic. The other two seemed competent chaps. Ghost. Reapers. Small N7 dude goes down. I sprint to go rez him and a Banshee literally teleports from ALL THE WAY ACROSS THE MAP to insta-kill me. Like, super-early in the wave. She proceeds to do the same thing with a second squadmate. Small N7 bleeds out during this chaos. Leaving other dude as last man standing. A fact of which I inform him and start watching his back. Dude proceeds to do everything facepalm-worthy imaginable. Gets into a bad situation. I suggest using a missile. Nope, dude just keeps hacking away at the entire horde of circus freaks with a pistol. Situation rapidly declines. I remind him the match ends if he dies, so he might want to, you know, burn a rocket. Doesn't. Then Map-Jumping Banshee arrives. I plead for a missile. Seriously. Press up on your directional pad. Aim at the ground under her feet when she's slow-walking. Nope, let's run right up to her face and shoot the pistol at her... and get insta-killed.

I highly, highly doubt this person was completely missile-less.

WHHHHYYYYYY????? *sobs*

[Juice Tin]

WARMACHINE9 wrote...

SalvationThroughDestruction wrote...

Some fine american fellow told me to go..... Gently caress myself, for bringing a level 11 infiltrator.


To a bronze match.

Let me apologize for all the stupid things stupid americans say. Most of them don't know better. Oh and before I'm flamed for hating americans I live in Tracy CA. I just find nonfrench Euros to be much nicer to play with. Again on behalf of the smart educated Americans I am sorry.

Wait, there are smart people in TRACY?!?  ;-)

[Dusk1976]

It's Arseniooooooooooooooooooo Hall!

If you don't get the C&C Music Factory ref, you really won't get this one.

Modifié par Dusk1976, 18 mai 2012 - 02:55 .

[Thomas Abram]

exxtrooper wrote...

OP he mad.

Trolling is a violation of BSN rules. Goodbye