On the subject of 'mouth breathers' I remember one particular match where the guy spent the entire match just wheezing into the mic. Never said a word. It was like being trapped in an elevator with the biggest, fattest Darth Vader.
At Wave 7 he started EATING CRISPS.
Most painful to listen to thing you've heard in game?
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#27
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 06:55
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slyborg wrote...
and a guy calling a bowling alley looking for open lanes.
Hahahahaha oh my god
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:10
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slyborg wrote...
There are some terrible offenders on PSN. I've had mouth breathers, people whose kids are talking incessantly to them, and a guy calling a bowling alley looking for open lanes.
You should be glad that's all he was looking for.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:12
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joker_jack wrote...
slyborg wrote...
There are some terrible offenders on PSN. I've had mouth breathers, people whose kids are talking incessantly to them, and a guy calling a bowling alley looking for open lanes.
You should be glad that's all he was looking for.
Maybe he wasn't
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Handkerchief_code
A 'bowling alley' with 'open lanes' indeed
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:14
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Some guy saying that the Eagle the best pistol in the game.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:16
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M1A2 Abrams Tank wrote...
Some guy saying that the Eagle the best pistol in the game.
A hero and a patriot
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:23
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This guys push to talk button got stuck around wave three reapers. It was somewhat funny to hear what should have been his private remarks, but hard to play with because the noise was so loud I couldn't hear anything but screaming banshees. I got executed from a banshee sneaking up on me. :X
Reaper gold, hydra. End of wave one, some wannabe elitist dies then says in this self righteous tone "Well since none of you know the concept of camping, I'm out" and rage quits before anyone can respond.
Geth, giant. This guy with a european accent keeps calling out my name saying "you are not good" in wave one. I have no idea if there's a language barrier and I'm not sure what he's trying to convey exactly, or maybe it was his way of insulting me. I ended up leaving at the end of the wave, consumables be damned.
In retrospect that's one of the nicest insults I've ever heard from a gaming community if it was intended to be one, but the situation still confuses me.
Reaper gold, hydra. End of wave one, some wannabe elitist dies then says in this self righteous tone "Well since none of you know the concept of camping, I'm out" and rage quits before anyone can respond.
Geth, giant. This guy with a european accent keeps calling out my name saying "you are not good" in wave one. I have no idea if there's a language barrier and I'm not sure what he's trying to convey exactly, or maybe it was his way of insulting me. I ended up leaving at the end of the wave, consumables be damned.
In retrospect that's one of the nicest insults I've ever heard from a gaming community if it was intended to be one, but the situation still confuses me.
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#33
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:35
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ValorOfArms777 wrote...
PPL don't listen to me about the SMG light weight material glitch or the Krogan Vanguard Rage glitch most think I'm lying about anything when I'm not a fool I don't like mis info at all I'm here to help you and help myself
I know my info but what bugs me is know it all kiddies and weirdos playing music or how about "american IDOL time" when the person sings for ever not just a verse no no he's SINGING nearly the whole song only about getting half correct anyways or tuning out unknown words
Well you are lieing about one of those statements
They fixed the SMG Lightweight Mat's issue some time ago lol
#34
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:39
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Listening to an Italian family talk about what sounded like how their day went. That's what I am guessing anyways.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:46
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Here's my guide to enraging a native Italian in under 30 seconds.
Insult the Catholic church.
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete.
No: Insult Socialism
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete
No: Insult Benito Mussolini
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete
No: Liar.
And now you all know how to upset Italians.
Insult the Catholic church.
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete.
No: Insult Socialism
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete
No: Insult Benito Mussolini
Did it work?
Yes: Mission complete
No: Liar.
And now you all know how to upset Italians.
#36
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 07:54
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KiraTsukasa wrote...
Radio Moscow wrote...
Oh I play PC and while most people are pretty chill, the bad ones stick out.
Being an Ozzie I end up getting into matchs with Indians who think that playing rap songs and sticking plastic zipties into desk fans in the background while having the 'always on' function on their mics is conductive to gameplay.
Or having thier kids screaming and yelling and the person playing (I'm guessing the father, but in this day and age, you never know) yelling back and then the other two people in the game yelling over that trying to get him to shut it off and the guy responding by yelling EVEN LOUDER for the other guys to SHUT THE FU-
And that's when I left the game and went to get a bottle of ibuprophen.
The worst, oh man. I got into a lobby a couple of nights ago, and the voice chat came on before the loading screen was even done. And this dude, not even deserving of being called a father/dad, was just non-stop screaming at his kids. I was so stunned I just listened to it for a good 30 seconds. You could hear his kids running around, doing whatever, destroying the house in the background. And over and over and over again, he just kept yelling at them to calm down. Clearly it was helping.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:01
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OMG, 12 year olds swapping Junior High gossip non-stop for an entire match. It was cute for the first few waves, but I was ready to throttle them by the time it was done. IT WAS LIKE THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BREATHE, THEY JUST KEPT TALKING NONSTOP!
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:02
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Shall I play videogames or be a father? Priorities, priorities....
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:02
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Radio Moscow wrote...
<Stuff>
1) Why would you post advice on trolling?
2) 66% of those insults areabout thirty to fifty years out of date
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:03
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BjornDaDwarf wrote...
OMG, 12 year olds swapping Junior High gossip non-stop for an entire match. It was cute for the first few waves, but I was ready to throttle them by the time it was done. IT WAS LIKE THEY DIDN'T NEED TO BREATHE, THEY JUST KEPT TALKING NONSTOP!
Yeah but Jessie is suuuuuuch a ho, did you hear about her and Adam?
Anyway, oh my god, check out my new nails! they put them on for 12 dollars I swear to god you gotta like go there tomorrow.
Mmmm and how about Jason? Isn't he dreamy? OH-EM-GEE I am crushing so hard right now.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:06
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[quote]Morthasa wrote...
[quote]Radio Moscow wrote...
those insults areabout thirty to fifty years out of date
[/quote]
So's Italy
[quote]Radio Moscow wrote...
those insults areabout thirty to fifty years out of date
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So's Italy
#42
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:09
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Pretty much nothing since every time someone starts to annoy me I pop into party chat and everyone is automatically muted.
#43
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:11
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I rarely come across players with mics, but when I do they are usually Russian and Arabic. Loud arguments in these languages are... distracting to say the least.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:12
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I haven't had very many bad experiences with voice chat on Xbox, believe it or not. A couple mouth-breathers and a few guys who had their television cranked way up. There was one time where a kid was playing in a match (with apparently his father and siblings watching) and one of the kids exclaimed "That krogan's shooting right through their shields!" Laughed good-naturedly at just how excited he sounded.
Also Moscow, y u so awesome?
Also Moscow, y u so awesome?
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:13
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Usually no mics, but every time I hear someone using them they seem to be Russian...
Seeing as I don't speak Russian I have no idea what they're trying to say, and things get weird.
Seeing as I don't speak Russian I have no idea what they're trying to say, and things get weird.
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#46
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:19
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i play for fun so i can't stand when people are just negative complaining about everything. instant mute.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:21
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PoetryAvenger wrote...
Also Moscow, y u so awesome?
#48
Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:25
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dunx125 wrote...
I rarely come across players with mics, but when I do they are usually Russian and Arabic. Loud arguments in these languages are... distracting to say the least.
I once got an argument between a Russian and Frenchman. Or discussion. I'm not sure. Actually, I'm not sure they could even understand each other. It seemed like they were just yelling insults. My fiance speaks french a bit and said she wasn't sure they were actaully replying to each other either.
Honest, it was more funny than anything.
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:32
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We don't really have it that bad. Mics for Gears or Halo are like going to a penitentiary bull-pen..
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Posté 18 mai 2012 - 08:32
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I don't know if any of the people affected are here, but something funny happened a couple of weeks ago.
I got a logitech g930 after the 10-year old headset died. I installed it and fiddled a bit with the settings and jumped straight in to play some rounds.
To my surprise, no one answered me... "hum weird, i guess, but i've noticed most people play this game silently".
Turns out, i had activated a stupid feature on the headset called "voice morphing" which turns your voice into something like a mad dog growling with a very high-pitch.
I laughed as hell, thinking about the poor people who had to endure that
I got a logitech g930 after the 10-year old headset died. I installed it and fiddled a bit with the settings and jumped straight in to play some rounds.
To my surprise, no one answered me... "hum weird, i guess, but i've noticed most people play this game silently".
Turns out, i had activated a stupid feature on the headset called "voice morphing" which turns your voice into something like a mad dog growling with a very high-pitch.
I laughed as hell, thinking about the poor people who had to endure that
