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[eran5005]

Adugan wrote...

Ticonderoga117 wrote...

Also, that's not how amino acids work dude.

Explain.

Amino acids are the building block molecules for proteins - without going too much into chemistry and biology, lets just say there are two ways you can arrange the same amino acid and they are mirror image of each other and you cannot superimpose them, those are the so called "dextro" (right side)and "levo" (left side) amino acids.
So, since almost every protein in the human body is made from left sided amino acids, we can't utilize food composed of right side amino acids and vice versa to quarians - the game lore states that food from the other type will be toxic, i'm not sure about that but whatever... anyways it won't make anything dissolve and no one is liable to die from cross species intercourse, it's just weird

[incinerator950]

[Carlthestrange]

Not sure what the point of that picture is, but i'm pretty sure my argument is invalid.

[shepskisaac]

Adugan wrote...

 If Quarians have different amino acids, does that mean that their female parts are acidic and melt men's manliness off? 

Bad news for Talimancers

[Taboo]

IsaacShep wrote...

Adugan wrote...

 If Quarians have different amino acids, does that mean that their female parts are acidic and melt men's manliness off? 

Bad news for Talimancers

(SNIP)

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

[eran5005]

Confused-Shepard wrote...

Serious question...

Considering Tali's biology is based on dextro amino acids.
What does this mean for her bodily fluids like saliva and even her... orgasm juice?
I mean how much does the chemical composition change from a human's
I would assume it's safe to consume because Shep can kiss her just fine
But then what does being dextro based mean biologically?

I did a copy paste of my explanation to the OP, didn't feel like writing it all again


Amino acids are the building block molecules for proteins - without
going too much into chemistry and biology, lets just say there are two
ways you can arrange the same amino acid and they are mirror image of
each other and you cannot superimpose them, those are the so called
"dextro" (right side)and "levo" (left side) amino acids.
So, since
almost every protein in the human body is made from left sided amino
acids, we can't utilize food composed of right side amino acids and vice
versa to quarians - the game lore states that food from the other type
will be toxic, i'm not sure about that but whatever... anyways it won't
make anything dissolve and no one is liable to die from cross species
intercourse, it's just weird

[Hadeedak]

Did someone say sexy Garrus?



And while we're here, how about some Thane, too...

[Carlthestrange]

And thus the fangirls descend.

[eran5005]

Taboo-XX wrote...

IsaacShep wrote...

Adugan wrote...

 If Quarians have different amino acids, does that mean that their female parts are acidic and melt men's manliness off? 

Bad news for Talimancers

(SNIP)

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

No damage to any genitals will happen i assure you.

[Hadeedak]

Carlthestrange wrote...

And thus the fangirls descend.

Awww yeah.



(3 has the best derp faces).

[Taboo]

eran5005 wrote...
No damage to any genitals will happen i assure you.

Wouldn't the bacteria on Shepard cause infections in Tali's vaginal cavity? I would think so.

[LTKerr]

[shepskisaac]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

I see what you did there

[Adugan]

Taboo-XX wrote...

eran5005 wrote...
No damage to any genitals will happen i assure you.

Wouldn't the bacteria on Shepard cause infections in Tali's vaginal cavity? I would think so.

FLESH EATING DISEASE

[eran5005]

Taboo-XX wrote...

eran5005 wrote...
No damage to any genitals will happen i assure you.

Wouldn't the bacteria on Shepard cause infections in Tali's vaginal cavity? I would think so.

Well, that's actually very probable, so you are correct about that part. But the thread was about if sheprad's male rod is going to melt inside of Tali, and the answer to that is a big caps lock "NO"

[Taboo]

IsaacShep wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

I see what you did there

(Snip)

And your Shepard doesn't have to worry about anything with Steve!

Problem Xenomancers?

[stysiaq]

Damn, Steve turns out to be the only safe romance for MaleShep. No risk of loosing your genies, or unplanned pregnancy O_o .

[Taboo]

Miranda can't get pregnant.

But I don't see that as an advantage.

My Shepard didn't care though.

[Carlthestrange]

Steve: Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry!
Shepard: OSHI-

[garrusfan1]

LTKerr wrote...

ahaha I wrote that a while back

[ThatDancingTurian]

Taboo-XX wrote...

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

Glad my Shepard's LI is an alien.

The chances of her contracting an STD are much slimmer considering it would have to cross species boundaries, and the chances of unwanted pregnancy are nil.

Every relationship has its trials and perks.

[garrusfan1]

Carlthestrange wrote...

Steve: Bite the pillow, i'm going in dry!
Shepard: OSHI-

hahahha

[Taboo]

Aris Ravenstar wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

Glad my Shepard's LI is human.

He doesn't have to worry about getting her sick by touching her.

Or suffering damge to his genitals from her vaginal cavity.

Problem Talimancers?

Glad my Shepard's LI is an alien.

The chances of her contracting an STD are much slimmer considering it would have to cross species boundaries, and the chances of unwanted pregnancy are nil.

Every relationship has its trials and perks.

Aliens get STD's as well. How did scale itch, a Varren STD get on board?

CHAMBERS?

Implications.........unpleasent.

[Adugan]

Steve: Shepard, we need to talk. Im pregnant.
Shepard: STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

[eran5005]

stysiaq wrote...

Damn, Steve turns out to be the only safe romance for MaleShep. No risk of loosing your genies, or unplanned pregnancy O_o .

Yeah? what about HIV? other STD's? Rectal damage and prolapse?
homosexual intercourse has as many dangers as other types.

Life's a b*tch