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[Gistnik]

Silent Rage wrote...

Gen Petitt wrote...

KAI KENG SUCKS - from every SPARTAN in the UNSC http://social.biowar...E3E38/imagejpeg

Ha fool. Kai Leng blocked your ridiculous pic from posting.

Hahahaha EPIC 

[Someone With Mass]

Silent Rage wrote...

All of you are proving the greatness of Kai Leng. So annoyed you can't defeat someone as skilled as him. Sore Losers. He's better than you, Nahnahnah booboo stick your heads in doodoo.

Oh yeah?

[Gen Petitt]

What is epic

[Gen Petitt]

http://fc01.devianta...E9694/imagejpeg

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 20 mai 2012 - 09:51 .

[Xerxes52]

Lucky for me I have Kai Leng's one fatal weakness:

An Omni-blade.


I eat your cereal Kai Leng, I eat it up, every day!

[Gen Petitt]

Energy Sword > omni blade > Kai Lang do the math

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 20 mai 2012 - 09:55 .

[Evolution13]

Thane would have wiped the floor with Kai Leng if he hadn't been five minutes from keeling over from sickness. Even in his weakened state he almost killed him!

Thane > Kai Leng

[RohanSpartan]

[Gen Petitt]

Good job SPARTAN keep it up

[Dont Kaidan Me]

Silent Rage wrote...

This is the best!

If Bioware intended Leng to be a universally despised character, I think they succeeded.

Modifié par Dont Kaidan Me, 20 mai 2012 - 10:09 .

[paxbanana3915]

Did he not pee in a potted plant? That should be included in your post, OP. And make it bad-a**. Because peeing in a plant-pot takes skill.

[Silent Rage]

jreezy wrote...

Evolution13 wrote...

Thane would have wiped the floor with Kai Leng if he hadn't been five minutes from keeling over from sickness. Even in his weakened state he almost killed him!

Thane > Kai Leng

Last time I checked Kai Leng wasn't the one that got gutted by a sword. Kai Leng>Thane

Finally someone with a brain.

[Silent Rage]

Gen Petitt wrote...

http://fc01.devianta...E9694/imagejpeg

Haha fool. Kai Leng once again blocked your ridiculous pic from posting.

[Applepie_Svk]

LoL from what i read, Kai Leng personality is based on wrong written book with many mistakes which is different from previous book with Kai ... yeaaah Hail to the king baby ...

[Gen Petitt]

KAI LENG SUCKS!

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 20 mai 2012 - 10:25 .

[acenanx]

This is a better assassin than leng:

Fear the biotic space hamster of doom!!!

Modifié par acenanx, 20 mai 2012 - 10:27 .

[Silent Rage]

Gen Petitt wrote...

KAI LENG SUCKS!

[Versidious]

Of course he was eating Shepard's cereal. Shepard doesn't eat any of his own cereal. He's too busy eating pancakes, Belgian waffles, or a Full Bekenstein (Like a full English, but not as healthy) prepared for him by Specially Adapted Vorcha and served to him on a Turian silver platter by a scantily clad Samantha and an equally minimally attired Gabriella Daniels. He's had a box of All Bran sitting at the back of his Intai'Sei cupboard that he left there after getting reinstated because he doesn't even want it. Kai Leng is welcome to eat it, whilst crying about how awesome his life could've been, and play at being Shepard, perhaps imagining that this is his apartment, as if he was capable of even getting close to Shepard's scores on Pinnacle Station. And then a Reaper comes along and sits on him. Because that's all Kai Leng is good for, eating cereal and being a cushion for ancient killer space robots.

Modifié par Versidious, 20 mai 2012 - 10:36 .

[M Hedonist]

Silent Rage wrote...

I'd prefer pretending that this is not an actual screenshot of that cutscene.

[Silent Rage]

Versidious wrote...

Of course he was eating Shepard's cereal. Shepard doesn't eat any of his own cereal. He's too busy eating pancakes, Belgian waffles, or a Full Bekenstein (Like a full English, but not as healthy) prepared for him by Specially Adapted Vorcha and served to him on a Turian silver platter by a scantily clad Samantha and an equally minimally attired Gabriella Daniels. He's had a box of All Bran sitting at the back of his Intai'Sei cupboard that he left there after getting reinstated because he doesn't even want it. Kai Leng is welcome to eat it, whilst crying about how awesome his life could've been, and play at being Shepard, perhaps imagining that this is his apartment, as if he was capable of even getting close to Shepard's scores on Pinnacle Station. And then a Reaper comes along and sits on him. Because that's all Kai Leng is good for, eating cereal and being a cushion for ancient killer space robots.

Kai Leng sent this to me in the middle of reply.  "I had to interupt this Silent Rage's post to address this. Samara turned you down and left you with blue balls and Gabby is to busy hooking up with a Scottish pervert. Your indoctrinated and ive been putting those images of amazing food service in your head. I hope you enjoy being buried under a pile of rubble while I make my escape. Kill you later "legend"." - Kai Leng

[Gen Petitt]

Silent Rage wrote...

Gen Petitt wrote...

KAI LENG SUCKS!

TELL TO THE COVENANT!

[Versidious]

Silent Rage wrote...

Versidious wrote...

Of course he was eating Shepard's cereal. Shepard doesn't eat any of his own cereal. He's too busy eating pancakes, Belgian waffles, or a Full Bekenstein (Like a full English, but not as healthy) prepared for him by Specially Adapted Vorcha and served to him on a Turian silver platter by a scantily clad Samantha and an equally minimally attired Gabriella Daniels. He's had a box of All Bran sitting at the back of his Intai'Sei cupboard that he left there after getting reinstated because he doesn't even want it. Kai Leng is welcome to eat it, whilst crying about how awesome his life could've been, and play at being Shepard, perhaps imagining that this is his apartment, as if he was capable of even getting close to Shepard's scores on Pinnacle Station. And then a Reaper comes along and sits on him. Because that's all Kai Leng is good for, eating cereal and being a cushion for ancient killer space robots.

Kai Leng sent this to me in the middle of reply.  "I had to interupt this Silent Rage's post to address this. Samara turned you down and left you with blue balls and Gabby is to busy hooking up with a Scottish pervert. Your indoctrinated and ive been putting those images of amazing food service in your head. I hope you enjoy being buried under a pile of rubble while I make my escape. Kill you later "legend"." - Kai Leng

Prph. Shepard didn't even try to romance the prudish Samara. For proof of this, if he had genuinely tried, she'd have slept with him. She did not sleep with him, therefore he did not try to romance her. Were Shepard to turn his legendary powers of persuation on her, she could not say no. This is the man who managed to get an aquarium in his quarters, on a small starship. "But Shepard, that is an unneccesary addition of mass and consumption of space, which we could perhaps use for more crew beds! Why would you even need an aquari-" "PARAGON INTERRUPT!" "Well, if you put it like that Shepard, OK!" "Excellent. I should go." And then he used that aquarium to house fish, which made him 10% MORE DEADLY.
You see, Shepard doesn't fail - Even Thessia was a ruse, designed to allow Kai Leng to give away the location of important Cerberus facilities. And sure enough, that silly Phantom Phell for it! Do you know how many gunships Shepard has killed? And yet Kai Leng was too dimwitted to spot that one...  The Reapers had clearly indoctrinated him with their Stupidity Field!

Of course, like all Indoctrination Techniques, it draws upon the victim's own psyche, in this case, Kai Leng's desire to be as badass as Shepard. Kai Leng firmly believes that he is greater even than Shepard, because the Reapers have rewarded his service with hallucinations to this effect. Kai Leng's suit is filled with excrement. As everyone knows, Shepard is so badass that his digestive system is 100% efficient, and he does not need to defecate - occasionally he will urinate, his ****** providing the Normandy with a highly concentrated alernative fuel source that aids in the efficiency of its stealth drive. Hence, Kai Leng, believing he is as badass as Shepard, never visits the bathroom, and just happily ****s his pants whilst grinning evilly. This is why he has no friends, because he brings with him the stench of Beezebub's jock strap wherever he goes. The smell was so bad that the only way The Illusive Man could get his soldiers to work with Kai Leng was to give them completely air tight face masks. This is why Kai Leng doesn't have one. The Reapers have indoctrinated him such that he believes that his stench is the smell of success.

They keep telling him that Shepard is useless, that he is dust against cosmic wind... They hide from Kai Leng that fact that Shepard has had a massive Golden Throne installed in front of the Galaxy Map, and that he has slept with two Asari Councillors, the entirety of his female crew, Aria T'Loak, 2 Salarian Delatrasses (He doesn't care that they're ugly. They're smart and powerful, and that turns him the **** on, because there's nothing Shepard sexually lusts after more than a woman who he can truly respect), and 12 Turian females, even though they're all Infiltrators! He's so badass that he can see through their cloaking fields. Garrus high-fived him after Shepard had banged his sister, because A: Garrus is a true bro, and B: Because Shepard banging your sister is the highest ****ing honour a man can receive.

Modifié par Versidious, 20 mai 2012 - 11:08 .

[hoodaticus]

paxbanana3915 wrote...

Did he not pee in a potted plant? That should be included in your post, OP. And make it bad-a**. Because peeing in a plant-pot takes skill.

Yeah, if you're a chick...

... oooooh.  I see what you did there.