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[jsadalia]

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Modifié par jsadalia, 20 mai 2012 - 11:05 .

[TheWerdna]

Someone With Mass wrote...

chemiclord wrote...

I thought he was an annoying little ****bite in the books.

"Ooooh... I'm so badass that I'll take a leak in a vase because I don't want to abandon my post!  I'm just SUCH a badass!"  Oh, give me a break.  You're a weak willed little girl with an overactive bladder and a Froot Loops addiction.  Shut up.

Not that book. The other one.

Agreed, that book should never be even spoken of, it has no reason to exist.

[Dont Kaidan Me]

....I wonder how long it takes him to get his sassy ponytail just right.

[liggy002]

Silent Rage wrote...

http://t0.gstatic.co...g3z8wBQDP-RU2oi

Kai Leng will sneak in your house eat your cereal then assassinate you. I am truely disgusted how much hate this amazing in depth character has been getting. Kai Leng probably lived after Shepard thought they killed him because thats how good he is. He probably ate Shepards cereal while they were fighting the reapers. Kai Leng is immune to the ending color explosions. He defeated Shepard multiple times, killed thane and miranda and planted a virus into the geth which really killed legion and blew mordin up. He is...KAI LENG! And he's > YOU!

Kai Leng must be related to Chuck Norris.

[Velocithon]

After finishing my second play through, it became really obvious just how bad Kai Leng is as a character.

All his battles (two of them) are simply him crouching while he regenerates shields while somehow magically being invisible during that time. That's it. And during the last one, he summons other bad dudes to fight you instead of him.

Honestly, Bioware screwed up so bad here it's just funny lmao.

[liggy002]

You know I even heard that Kai Leng took out a Capital class Reaper ship with his bare hands. That is simply magnificent and marvilous. Nobody can fight like Kai Leng can. I wish he wouldn't have pissed in my house plant though. Eating my cereal was bad enough.

[Oni Changas]

You know what REALLY happened when Leng and Thane faced off? They put on their WAR FACES. And stared each other down, while looking in opposite directions, cause true badasses have eyes in the back of their heads. When they finally engaged one another in UBER BADASS CQC of face crushing awesomeness, this caused the whole Presidium to simultaneously **** their pants in amazement. That's why Shepard and co stalled (though Shep being the bamf that he is only broke wind more potent than 10 Biotic Gods) and couldn't step in. It was an intergalactic battle of interspecies manliness and badassery. Kai's mega reaper powerz gave him the advantage of course, along with Thane's Kepral Syndrome causing his badassery to fade over time, so he did what any true G would do to a 5 star race horse with a broken leg; he put him down.

Even after being eviscerated, Thane continued to live, if only to pass on the WAR FACE to Shepard and scold Kolyat one more time out of tough love to make him stay legit. KL on the other hand trolled out on Udina, telling him a real boss wouldn't need the council's approval to get things done. TIM couldn't even threaten Leng, due to being forever in KL's debt for getting saved by Kai straight up ninja skills and uncanny ability to kill anything that breathes with a 12 inch KBar crafted by samurai swordmasters. KL is a true underappreciated dude indeed.

Modifié par OniTYME, 21 mai 2012 - 01:05 .

[zambot]

[WyntrKat]

Pottumuusi wrote...

I poisoned my cereal.

I am pure cunning.

I bow to your cunning, it is pure and.......cunning. 

[liggy002]

WyntrKat wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

I poisoned my cereal.

I am pure cunning.

I bow to your cunning, it is pure and.......cunning. 

Yeah, I poisoned my cereal too... if you consider fact that peeing in your cereal is poisoning it.

[Dont Kaidan Me]

zambot wrote...

HAHAAHA! Nice. I wonder how long it will take someone to create and name a cereal after him.

ETA: I bet that cat can kick the sh** outta him.

OniTYME wrote...
You know what REALLY happened when Leng  and Thane faced off? They on their WAR FACES...KL is a true underappreciated dude indeed.

Well put. I think you've enhanced my experience.

Modifié par Dont Kaidan Me, 21 mai 2012 - 01:24 .

[Karolus_V]

I ate all my cereal, just in case. What happens if you forgets of the poison is there, or worse, the pee >.>

[Skyhawk_X]

Velocithon wrote...

After finishing my second play through, it became really obvious just how bad Kai Leng is as a character.

All his battles (two of them) are simply him crouching while he regenerates shields while somehow magically being invisible during that time. That's it. And during the last one, he summons other bad dudes to fight you instead of him.

Honestly, Bioware screwed up so bad here it's just funny lmao.

I spent the last batle with him continuously using Biotic Charge and Nova, over and over and over again, while he stuck his head in the sand (er... metal floor) and... Recharged his shields...

Watch out, we got a badass over here...

[WyntrKat]

liggy002 wrote...

WyntrKat wrote...

Pottumuusi wrote...

I poisoned my cereal.

I am pure cunning.

I bow to your cunning, it is pure and.......cunning. 

Yeah, I poisoned my cereal too... if you consider fact that peeing in your cereal is poisoning it.

I'm never eating cereal again.

[Oni Changas]

Skyhawk_X wrote...

Velocithon wrote...

After finishing my second play through, it became really obvious just how bad Kai Leng is as a character.

All his battles (two of them) are simply him crouching while he regenerates shields while somehow magically being invisible during that time. That's it. And during the last one, he summons other bad dudes to fight you instead of him.

Honestly, Bioware screwed up so bad here it's just funny lmao.

I spent the last batle with him continuously using Biotic Charge and Nova, over and over and over again, while he stuck his head in the sand (er... metal floor) and... Recharged his shields...

Watch out, we got a badass over here...

He was recharging his Laugh-O-Meter to continue laughing at your pathetic attempts to hurt him.

KL shield chargin' = IT HURTS YOU

[WyntrKat]

Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

....I wonder how long it takes him to get his sassy ponytail just right.

0.25 seconds, one-handed......while eating cereal.

[WyntrKat]

Sauruz wrote...

Silent Rage wrote...

I'd prefer pretending that this is not an actual screenshot of that cutscene.

Me too. As if Thane would be clumsy enough to trip and run into a sword.

[liggy002]

WyntrKat wrote...

Sauruz wrote...

Silent Rage wrote...

I'd prefer pretending that this is not an actual screenshot of that cutscene.

Me too. As if Thane would be clumsy enough to trip and run into a sword.

Too bad, if Thane had moved his arm a little more to the left he would have scored a YAHTZEE!

[Gen Petitt]

This is better thanKai Leng

Modifié par Gen Petitt, 21 mai 2012 - 02:32 .

[Silent Rage]

Fools

[Merengues 1945]

Kai Leng was a decent villian in the novel redemption... but in deception that dude just became a walking joke.

And noup... Kai Leng is not better than Shepard.... let's compare, Shep is a N7 graduate, biotic (even a non adept shep), charismatic, savior of the galaxy in multiple times, the one capable of making Jack sob as a 5-year old child just before nailing her, had defeated Sovereign almost single-handledly (who btw was a reaper capital ship), defeated Saren (maybe the most capable spectre), took control over with Liara on the Shadow Broker's organization, maybe one of the best pshycotherapists on Milky Way (his/her companions are very troubled people), and (s)he don't need to pee trough all the three games.

Kai Leng it's idiotic, a very hot blooded one btw, depends on others and in tech to be on Shep's level and have a serious problem with his blatter... that plus the fact that he is fully indoctrinated (not in theory), that talks very bad for his weak mind.

[Dont Kaidan Me]

Imperium Alpha wrote...
Ahah this thread. 

Oh, thank you so much. This is exactly what I needed. He definitely seems like a Count Chocula kina villain.

[Captain Noodle]

Oh Kai Leng...one of these days, I'll have to do a thread about just how bad you are.

Maybe when finals aren't keeping me busy.

[RohanSpartan]

Ok. You heard 'em. KICK HIS ASS!!!