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#101
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Kai Leng was a decent villian in the novel redemption... but in deception that dude just became a walking joke.

And noup... Kai Leng is not better than Shepard.... let's compare, Shep is a N7 graduate, biotic (even a non adept shep), charismatic, savior of the galaxy in multiple times, the one capable of making Jack sob as a 5-year old child just before nailing her, had defeated Sovereign almost single-handledly (who btw was a reaper capital ship), defeated Saren (maybe the most capable spectre), took control over with Liara on the Shadow Broker's organization, maybe one of the best pshycotherapists on Milky Way (his/her companions are very troubled people), and (s)he don't need to pee trough all the three games.

Kai Leng it's idiotic, a very hot blooded one btw, depends on others and in tech to be on Shep's level and have a serious problem with his blatter... that plus the fact that he is fully indoctrinated (not in theory), that talks very bad for his weak mind.

KL is so full of stomach punching insanity that he created a new book to be awesome in to spite those with short term memory that keep believing Deception was canon. Shep can't do that.

Also, when did Kai Leng need to take two people with him at all times to get a job done? Never. He either has his hot ninja chick squad or his knife and Harpy pistol, both of which he can call on a whim to stomp the life out of any sentient or non sentient being within a 3 system radius. Kai Leng doesn't need biotics or wannabe tough girls, he's had Miranda before she became Jacob and Shep's toy and his fists are more than capable of outdoing any biotic feat.

Let's examine:

Warp: War Face warps his victims' respiratory and digestive systems until they crap their whole stoma out.

Reave: That feeling you experience when KL steps into the room intent on kicking someone's ass. To fight Kai Leng is to partake in suicide. Your life force gets reaved for trying to keep up.

Pull: A turian soldier learned this the hard way when his wrist was yanked and caused him to deep throat a blade in Leng's hand.

Throw: What Leng does when Liara thinks she can touch Kai Leng. Sorry woman, KL does not do asari. Keep dreaming.

Slam: Paul Grayson didn't want red sand. Kai Leng disagreed so vehemently that Grayson woke up from unconciousness as a reaper-controlled avatar of bone crushing destruction.

Stasis: What happens to Shep and co when they witness Kai Leng and Thane roundhouse kicking each other's faces off? That's right.

Shockwave: What you feel upon impact with KL's fists and feet.

Biotic Charge: Leng shoots those out his palm. And being the ultimate badass ninja grandmaster that he is, he taught it to Gold phantoms. He just didn't deem them worthy enough to learn to not die.

Nova: He did this on Cronos station to start his uber badass showdown with Shepard. Just cause.

Dark channel: KL is a walking dark channel. His attacks pass the death on.


Hmm... later on, I'll come up with a tier list for people and how they stack up to KL's omnipotent badassery.

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OniTYME wrote...

Merengues 1945 wrote...

Kai Leng was a decent villian in the novel redemption... but in deception that dude just became a walking joke.

And noup... Kai Leng is not better than Shepard.... let's compare, Shep is a N7 graduate, biotic (even a non adept shep), charismatic, savior of the galaxy in multiple times, the one capable of making Jack sob as a 5-year old child just before nailing her, had defeated Sovereign almost single-handledly (who btw was a reaper capital ship), defeated Saren (maybe the most capable spectre), took control over with Liara on the Shadow Broker's organization, maybe one of the best pshycotherapists on Milky Way (his/her companions are very troubled people), and (s)he don't need to pee trough all the three games.

Kai Leng it's idiotic, a very hot blooded one btw, depends on others and in tech to be on Shep's level and have a serious problem with his blatter... that plus the fact that he is fully indoctrinated (not in theory), that talks very bad for his weak mind.

KL is so full of stomach punching insanity that he created a new book to be awesome in to spite those with short term memory that keep believing Deception was canon. Shep can't do that.

Also, when did Kai Leng need to take two people with him at all times to get a job done? Never. He either has his hot ninja chick squad or his knife and Harpy pistol, both of which he can call on a whim to stomp the life out of any sentient or non sentient being within a 3 system radius. Kai Leng doesn't need biotics or wannabe tough girls, he's had Miranda before she became Jacob and Shep's toy and his fists are more than capable of outdoing any biotic feat.

Let's examine:

Warp: War Face warps his victims' respiratory and digestive systems until they crap their whole stoma out.

Reave: That feeling you experience when KL steps into the room intent on kicking someone's ass. To fight Kai Leng is to partake in suicide. Your life force gets reaved for trying to keep up.

Pull: A turian soldier learned this the hard way when his wrist was yanked and caused him to deep throat a blade in Leng's hand.

Throw: What Leng does when Liara thinks she can touch Kai Leng. Sorry woman, KL does not do asari. Keep dreaming.

Slam: Paul Grayson didn't want red sand. Kai Leng disagreed so vehemently that Grayson woke up from unconciousness as a reaper-controlled avatar of bone crushing destruction.

Stasis: What happens to Shep and co when they witness Kai Leng and Thane roundhouse kicking each other's faces off? That's right.

Shockwave: What you feel upon impact with KL's fists and feet.

Biotic Charge: Leng shoots those out his palm. And being the ultimate badass ninja grandmaster that he is, he taught it to Gold phantoms. He just didn't deem them worthy enough to learn to not die.

Nova: He did this on Cronos station to start his uber badass showdown with Shepard. Just cause.

Dark channel: KL is a walking dark channel. His attacks pass the death on.


Hmm... later on, I'll come up with a tier list for people and how they stack up to KL's omnipotent badassery.

Kai Leng approves.

#103
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I just wanted to pop in to make sure there's no hard feelings for posting a competing thread. We cool?

#104
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Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

I just wanted to pop in to make sure there's no hard feelings for posting a competing thread. We cool?

Kai Leng's greatness must be spread across the universe.

Modifié par Silent Rage, 21 mai 2012 - 03:37 .


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Don't you know that drugs are bad for you?

Modifié par Zardoc, 21 mai 2012 - 03:45 .


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Kai leng nailed Miranda, you mad bro?

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Silent Rage wrote...

Dont Kaidan Me wrote...
I just wanted to pop in to make sure there's no hard feelings for posting a competing thread. We cool?

Kai Leng's greatness must be spread across the universe.

I think he deserves a cult.

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lordofdogtown19 wrote...

He should be embarrassed. A terminally ill Drell stopped him from reaching his target.

HELL YEAH

#109
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Kai leng wants Miranda sues irresistible Ass and tackles her for it.

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You are going to jail for outrage of modesty

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Kai approves!

#110
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SithLordExarKun wrote...

Kai leng wants Miranda sues irresistible Ass and tackles her for it.

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... Does he really fit inside Miranda's legs? Wow. He's a lot smaller in real life, huh?

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He fits peerrfect, about the only thing he gets right.

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SithLordExarKun wrote...

He fits peerrfect, about the only thing he gets right.

That's so adorable! Pocket Villain!

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Silent Rage wrote...

OniTYME wrote...

Merengues 1945 wrote...

Kai Leng was a decent villian in the novel redemption... but in deception that dude just became a walking joke.

And noup... Kai Leng is not better than Shepard.... let's compare, Shep is a N7 graduate, biotic (even a non adept shep), charismatic, savior of the galaxy in multiple times, the one capable of making Jack sob as a 5-year old child just before nailing her, had defeated Sovereign almost single-handledly (who btw was a reaper capital ship), defeated Saren (maybe the most capable spectre), took control over with Liara on the Shadow Broker's organization, maybe one of the best pshycotherapists on Milky Way (his/her companions are very troubled people), and (s)he don't need to pee trough all the three games.

Kai Leng it's idiotic, a very hot blooded one btw, depends on others and in tech to be on Shep's level and have a serious problem with his blatter... that plus the fact that he is fully indoctrinated (not in theory), that talks very bad for his weak mind.

KL is so full of stomach punching insanity that he created a new book to be awesome in to spite those with short term memory that keep believing Deception was canon. Shep can't do that.

Also, when did Kai Leng need to take two people with him at all times to get a job done? Never. He either has his hot ninja chick squad or his knife and Harpy pistol, both of which he can call on a whim to stomp the life out of any sentient or non sentient being within a 3 system radius. Kai Leng doesn't need biotics or wannabe tough girls, he's had Miranda before she became Jacob and Shep's toy and his fists are more than capable of outdoing any biotic feat.

Let's examine:

Warp: War Face warps his victims' respiratory and digestive systems until they crap their whole stoma out.

Reave: That feeling you experience when KL steps into the room intent on kicking someone's ass. To fight Kai Leng is to partake in suicide. Your life force gets reaved for trying to keep up.

Pull: A turian soldier learned this the hard way when his wrist was yanked and caused him to deep throat a blade in Leng's hand.

Throw: What Leng does when Liara thinks she can touch Kai Leng. Sorry woman, KL does not do asari. Keep dreaming.

Slam: Paul Grayson didn't want red sand. Kai Leng disagreed so vehemently that Grayson woke up from unconciousness as a reaper-controlled avatar of bone crushing destruction.

Stasis: What happens to Shep and co when they witness Kai Leng and Thane roundhouse kicking each other's faces off? That's right.

Shockwave: What you feel upon impact with KL's fists and feet.

Biotic Charge: Leng shoots those out his palm. And being the ultimate badass ninja grandmaster that he is, he taught it to Gold phantoms. He just didn't deem them worthy enough to learn to not die.

Nova: He did this on Cronos station to start his uber badass showdown with Shepard. Just cause.

Dark channel: KL is a walking dark channel. His attacks pass the death on.


Hmm... later on, I'll come up with a tier list for people and how they stack up to KL's omnipotent badassery.

Kai Leng approves.


if that's true, then tell me... how do a terminally ill drell managed to stop him of finishing his job? And Thane wasn't that good.

Also he needed not only two guys or a bunch of ninja-chicks but a gunship to avoid being humilliated in Thessia... also a bunch of soldiers, centurions, phantoms and nemesis in his own home field... that's like if the New England Patriots put their hands on a weather control machine and make snow every single game and still loose against Stanford NCAA football team.

I mean, loosing against the king of the boy scouts isn't cool... it's like loosing against Barcelona FC, it's just humilliating.

He is such a pityful character than didn't even learn to control his blatter nor that Diazepam it's 100 times easier and faster than cereal.

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Silent Rage wrote...


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I'd prefer pretending that this is not an actual screenshot of that cutscene.



Me too. As if Thane would be clumsy enough to trip and run into a sword.

I didn't mean that. At least, not specifically.
I meant how literally everything about that picture is simply wrong.
Kai Leng looks in the wrong direction and stabs the air, Thane has a gun, yet does the stupidest thing possible and tries to get closer to Kai Leng for some reason (it's a long-ranged weapon ffs), Thane has biotic powers which he could have used to attack Kai Leng from a range, they both lack any kind of emotional facial expression (seriously, their faces could've been from any other cutscene, they're completely devoid of all emotions), Thane seemingly just coincidentally jumps into Kai Leng's air-stabbing etc.
That single picture should be enough to make any reasonable person realize just how stupid that whole cutscene is.
Seeing the perfectly choreographed emotionless cutscene makes me think Thane and Kai Leng had already planned the whole fight out in advance and Thane wanted to die by Kai Leng's sword for some reason. That's just one of many points in the game where it feels more like the characters only do things to advance the plot or so we get some stupid cutscene instead of doing what would actually be appropriate for their characters.

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Sauruz wrote...

they both lack any kind of emotional facial expression (seriously, their faces could've been from any other cutscene, they're completely devoid of all emotions),


Now, now, lets be fair...

...this actually happens often in ME3.

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He didn't kill Thane. Thane only died because of his disease. If he wasn't sick he would've lived. He failed to kill Miranda in my playthrough and he didn't defeat me, his gunship did!

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lordofdogtown19 wrote...

He should be embarrassed. A terminally ill Drell stopped him from reaching his target.


This :D

OP is bad troll anyway

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NUM13ER wrote...

^ Oh, The one who killed Thane! Feel stupid now. The male Phantom, didn't know his name sorry, right got you now. But all he did was run away when I shot him a few times. I thought he was like a support troop. Acting as a decoy for stronger enemies like female Phantoms, Cerberus troops and the gunship on Thessia.


Lol. what a way to PWN the OP :D

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Shajar wrote...

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

He should be embarrassed. A terminally ill Drell stopped him from reaching his target.


This :D

OP is bad troll anyway

Not trolling. Kai Leng is the greatest.

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Shajar wrote...

OP is bad troll anyway


Not true. He is my good student.

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Merengues 1945 wrote...

if that's true, then tell me... how do a terminally ill drell managed to stop him of finishing his job? And Thane wasn't that good.

Also he needed not only two guys or a bunch of ninja-chicks but a gunship to avoid being humilliated in Thessia... also a bunch of soldiers, centurions, phantoms and nemesis in his own home field... that's like if the New England Patriots put their hands on a weather control machine and make snow every single game and still loose against Stanford NCAA football team.

I mean, loosing against the king of the boy scouts isn't cool... it's like loosing against Barcelona FC, it's just humilliating.

He is such a pityful character than didn't even learn to control his blatter nor that Diazepam it's 100 times easier and faster than cereal.

"Let he who doubts The Krios get ninja'd and their spirit neck snapped.:ph34r:"
-Excerpt from Book of Thane: 5,000 Ways To Break Your Enemies' Necks. Ninja face included with text.

Thane's KS drained him over time. It took his badassery levels down, so he and KL were able to put an end to their stalemate. Thane kept his true strength inside for years since his Kepral's Syndrome went into Defcon 5, just in case he and Shep had ever had any long term disagreements. Kinda like that old guy from MGS3 who slept for years cause he knew one day he'd have to clash fists with a Tru BAWS.

And for having squads at his side. That's how a straigh up gangsta assassin with REAL ULTIMATE POWAH rolls. He's killed at least 100 people from each system, so his enemies number grows exponentially every solar day. Gotta have someone watching your back and sometimes, you need to bring in a gunship to show a b*tch or two that you aren't messing around. Shep's got Garrus and co in addition to a frigate capable of bombing feats that would make the Dragonball roster crap their pants. 

If that gunship weren't called in, Thessia's temple would have crumbled anyway once Shep and Kai Leng met each other's WAR FACE.

Shep's no king of boy scouts either, he once wrote a book of lies and slander to troll KL for trolling him after Thessia. Something called Deceptor :huh:. In addition to out Capt. Kirking Capt. Kirk himself, having slept with a female of every race and crushed the skulls of Krogan and neck snapping mercs who threaten him while beating their women to a pulp so hard they fall for him again.

As I recall, Kai Leng sits in front of monitors for weeks on end before so as much as taking a dump because killin' mofos who back talk TIM is that damn important.



*side note to those who haven't noticed yet, my posts are tongue-in-cheek in this thread, so don't take them too seriously.

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God he was annoying sad shepard seemed ot lose his/her ability to aim when doing cutscenes with them.
And least a terminally ill drell who had issues walking knocked some make up off his face.

Modifié par SirBob1613, 22 mai 2012 - 01:52 .


#123
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This can all be settled with a dance-off, guys.
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ETA: Kai Leng is doing it wrong.

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#124
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Imagine the greatness a ME dance off SWK style would be.

Shep battling TIM and hitting the "biotic shuffle" while dancing to Urdnot Wrex's Juicy? INCONCEIVABLE AWESOMENESS.

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This thread should be in the Fan Creations forum.