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[Sajuro]

thesnake777 wrote...

He was cool in the books, however his presentation fell short in the game. I did not once feel intimidated or weary of him at all.

Even in retribution (never read deception) he was corny, every stray thought he had was about how much he hated aliens, or just calling Asari ****s or something. The only reason he lived is because Anderson couldn't remember to blow his head off and then tend to the boy who was bleeding out because of Reaper Grayson, another one of Cerberus' handy abominations.

[Alanosborn1991]

Kai Leng dies so Shepard>Everyone

[Unit-Alpha]

I killed Kai Leng, so...

Shepard > Kai Leng

[Sajuro]

Unit-Alpha wrote...

I killed Kai Leng, so...

Shepard > Kai Leng

But he didn't see the ending
so Kai Leng > Shepard and you:)

[ReXspec]

Silent Rage wrote...

lordofdogtown19 wrote...

He should be embarrassed. A terminally ill Drell stopped him from reaching his target.

You obviously can't process what his plan was with that normal brain and all.

The point still stands and Kai Leng lost because of it.

GG Kai Leng, you were run through by a Renegade interrupt.

Modifié par ReXspec, 29 mai 2012 - 05:18 .

[Oni Changas]

If he had rigged the support pillars on thessia with explosives and pulled the trigger himself then Imight have respected him a little bit more... But as it stand he needed more capable people to do the job while he was getting torn to shreads begging for help from his more capable friends while pretending to be tough.

The words, "handle my light work" were uttered as Leng had to handle his business elsewhere with TIM, the only man Kai Leng deems worthy as Da BAWS. Why use your pimp hand for ants when can get your people to stomp for you? Last I recall, just before this happened KL was using Liara as an asari torpedo against Shep.

[Oni Changas]

stealth bump for great badassery.

[DatRandomGuy1]

Omni Blade > Kai Leng > You

[DirtySHISN0]

Kai Leng serves to recreate animosity for cerberus due to the fact that working for them previously undoubtably softens your opinion towards them.

In short Kai Leng is a way for the player to hate cerberus again.

I called your bluff Kai Leng.

[SirBob1613]

Who is this You guy and why is he weaker then Kai leng

[quickitsbob]

DirtySHISN0 wrote...

Kai Leng serves to recreate animosity for cerberus due to the fact that working for them previously undoubtably softens your opinion towards them.

In short Kai Leng is a way for the player to hate cerberus again.

I called your bluff Kai Leng.

This comment is made of win. The fans who got deception even got a headstart of hating the character due to the fact that he butchers most of the protangists of the books

[chuckles471]

Grey Fox was the ninja you were hoping for.

All you got was a lame idea from somebody who watches too much anime and was trying to make a "cool"(shuddering writing that) character that we all would be talking about for years to come. Trouble is you can't force cool down peoples throats and hope they buy it(shuddered writing that).

Also I am of Indiana Jones school of thought when it comes to a gun vs sword.

[Walla Walla 06]

Kai Leng, the guy who couldn't possibly be any more Asian. The haircut, the sword, the eyewear, the armor, the name.....it all screams "OMG ASIAN NINJA!" which doesn't fit very well in a game that takes place in 2185. I can't decide who is a worse new character, him or Diana Allers. At least Allers is an optional character and can be ordered to get off your ship, which is fairly amusing.

[teh DRUMPf!!]

If by "you" you mean "Diana Allers" then YES, Kai Leng > Me.

[Slappy Ya Face]

It was an effective character for me. I was surprised at how good it felt to kill him and break his sword.

[jvara]

NUM13ER wrote...

Silent Rage wrote...
Kai Leng will never be erased, never forgotten. He is a legend.

Who the hell's Kai Leng?!

^ This xDDDD

[Silent Rage]

Lmfao! MORONS! KAI LENG LIVED!

[SirBob1613]

Silent Rage wrote...

Lmfao! MORONS! KAI LENG LIVED!

Hmmm didn't look that way when i ran him through and even then he would have bled to death.

[Walla Walla 06]

SirBob1613 wrote...

Silent Rage wrote...

Lmfao! MORONS! KAI LENG LIVED!

Hmmm didn't look that way when i ran him through and even then he would have bled to death.

Oh, and the Cerberus base probably blew up too since it was getting wrecked, just in case he survived all that.

[TeffexPope]

Kai Leng asked for this.

[ohiocat110]

It was kind of a d*ck move to send you a troll email after Thessia. If it included an animated gif, he would be the most hated character in all of video games.

[Beeno4Life]

I always found it funny that TIM recommended Thane as the "best assassin" in the galaxy, when Kia Leng was right there. Although if Thane wasn't 6 months past his expiration date, he probably would have kicked Kai's ass from the Citadel to Rannoch.

[Kaidan Fan]

Versidious wrote...

Silent Rage wrote...

Versidious wrote...

Of course he was eating Shepard's cereal. Shepard doesn't eat any of his own cereal. He's too busy eating pancakes, Belgian waffles, or a Full Bekenstein (Like a full English, but not as healthy) prepared for him by Specially Adapted Vorcha and served to him on a Turian silver platter by a scantily clad Samantha and an equally minimally attired Gabriella Daniels. He's had a box of All Bran sitting at the back of his Intai'Sei cupboard that he left there after getting reinstated because he doesn't even want it. Kai Leng is welcome to eat it, whilst crying about how awesome his life could've been, and play at being Shepard, perhaps imagining that this is his apartment, as if he was capable of even getting close to Shepard's scores on Pinnacle Station. And then a Reaper comes along and sits on him. Because that's all Kai Leng is good for, eating cereal and being a cushion for ancient killer space robots.

Kai Leng sent this to me in the middle of reply.  "I had to interupt this Silent Rage's post to address this. Samara turned you down and left you with blue balls and Gabby is to busy hooking up with a Scottish pervert. Your indoctrinated and ive been putting those images of amazing food service in your head. I hope you enjoy being buried under a pile of rubble while I make my escape. Kill you later "legend"." - Kai Leng

Prph. Shepard didn't even try to romance the prudish Samara. For proof of this, if he had genuinely tried, she'd have slept with him. She did not sleep with him, therefore he did not try to romance her. Were Shepard to turn his legendary powers of persuation on her, she could not say no. This is the man who managed to get an aquarium in his quarters, on a small starship. "But Shepard, that is an unneccesary addition of mass and consumption of space, which we could perhaps use for more crew beds! Why would you even need an aquari-" "PARAGON INTERRUPT!" "Well, if you put it like that Shepard, OK!" "Excellent. I should go." And then he used that aquarium to house fish, which made him 10% MORE DEADLY.
You see, Shepard doesn't fail - Even Thessia was a ruse, designed to allow Kai Leng to give away the location of important Cerberus facilities. And sure enough, that silly Phantom Phell for it! Do you know how many gunships Shepard has killed? And yet Kai Leng was too dimwitted to spot that one...  The Reapers had clearly indoctrinated him with their Stupidity Field!

Of course, like all Indoctrination Techniques, it draws upon the victim's own psyche, in this case, Kai Leng's desire to be as badass as Shepard. Kai Leng firmly believes that he is greater even than Shepard, because the Reapers have rewarded his service with hallucinations to this effect. Kai Leng's suit is filled with excrement. As everyone knows, Shepard is so badass that his digestive system is 100% efficient, and he does not need to defecate - occasionally he will urinate, his ****** providing the Normandy with a highly concentrated alernative fuel source that aids in the efficiency of its stealth drive. Hence, Kai Leng, believing he is as badass as Shepard, never visits the bathroom, and just happily ****s his pants whilst grinning evilly. This is why he has no friends, because he brings with him the stench of Beezebub's jock strap wherever he goes. The smell was so bad that the only way The Illusive Man could get his soldiers to work with Kai Leng was to give them completely air tight face masks. This is why Kai Leng doesn't have one. The Reapers have indoctrinated him such that he believes that his stench is the smell of success.

They keep telling him that Shepard is useless, that he is dust against cosmic wind... They hide from Kai Leng that fact that Shepard has had a massive Golden Throne installed in front of the Galaxy Map, and that he has slept with two Asari Councillors, the entirety of his female crew, Aria T'Loak, 2 Salarian Delatrasses (He doesn't care that they're ugly. They're smart and powerful, and that turns him the **** on, because there's nothing Shepard sexually lusts after more than a woman who he can truly respect), and 12 Turian females, even though they're all Infiltrators! He's so badass that he can see through their cloaking fields. Garrus high-fived him after Shepard had banged his sister, because A: Garrus is a true bro, and B: Because Shepard banging your sister is the highest ****ing honour a man can receive.

I loved this post the most.  <3