And then Shepard starts to think back at the people most important to him. Yes, there's Anderson, always believing in me, inspiring me. Yes, there's Joker... who I don't yet know ran off with my love interest, Tali. That's okay. I don't know that yet. Ignorance is bliss.
Time for one more thought... er, Liara?

(Bioware thinks I'm SO cute! You MUST think so too!)
Er, no offense, Liara, really, but we're just friends. You tried to get into my pants so many times and I kept telling you "no" and scolding you like a naughty puppy, but you never learned. You even ninja'ed me into a romance in ME1 and I had to load a prior save to get you off me. I think you're very smart and very sweet, but you're not the girl for me.
I romanced ASHLEY in Mass Effect 1, but we broke up and I instead romanced Tali in my second-shot at life in ME2 and all through ME3. Ashley became one of my best friends, and Tali became my one and only.
... So, why is my Shepard's last living thought of some girl I wasn't that attracted to and tried to keep at arm's length throughout three games? Why wasn't I thinking of my first love, Ashley, or my final love, Tali? Heck, why can't I think about my BFF, the one and only Archangel of Omega?

(Seriously, does ANYONE care about Anderson more than Garrus? ... Oh yeah? Well, what if Garrus was born in London TOO?!)
Thematically, I'm... confused. My Shepard's brain is not making sense right now. Again, no offense to you, Liara... you have a great body... but Liara was one of the LAST people I was thinking of as the galaxy was coming to a close. I was thinking of those that I had bonded with more over my playthroughs... of Tali, Ashley, Jack, Garrus, Thane, Kasumi, Samara, Wrex, Traynor, Jacob...

(Ha ha, totally kidding about that last one)
So, my Shepard's last statement is "I... don't know" and my Shepard's last thought is "Liara".
... And the game's last words are "downloadable content".
I am not amused.

(Neither is Anderson)
Modifié par Garlador, 21 mai 2012 - 11:34 .





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