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[Toki]

Tali killing herself. I was literally crying for Legion and then she just jumps off. I had to lol for a good couple of minutes before being sad again... I actually brought up the Xbox guide to pause the cutscene so I could laugh.

Joker's joke after Thessia. I don't see why Shepard got mad...

Wrex and the Primach just ganging up on the Slarian dalatrass.

The one time I betrayed Legion (just so I could know what happens) and he just kicks Shepard's ass in .32 seconds. I was laughing, I never knew Legion knew hand-to-hand

Oh, and Admiral Zen shooting herself. Just as funny as Tali.

I'm sure there's some others, but none at the top of my head.

"Yeah Shep- DAMN IT!" pops out of cover, blows off a mech's head, and goes back under cover- "I'm a bi-o-tic, give me the word, I'll hit 'em with da good stuff." His black lips make everything sound funny. xD

Modifié par Vulsamee, 23 mai 2012 - 01:36 .

[jijeebo]

Jacob on the Citadel -

"I can FEEL it Shepard, can you FEEEEEEEL it?"

"Uh.... Yeah......... I feel it."


I chuckled most heartily.

[Eyeshield21]

Vulsamee wrote...

Tali killing herself. I was literally crying for Legion and then she just jumps off. I had to lol for a good couple of minutes before being sad again... I actually brought up the Xbox guide to pause the cutscene so I could laugh.

Joker's joke after Thessia. I don't see why Shepard got mad...

Wrex and the Primach just ganging up on the Slarian dalatrass.

The one time I betrayed Legion (just so I could know what happens) and he just kicks Shepard's ass in .32 seconds. I was laughing, I never knew Legion knew hand-to-hand

Oh, and Admiral Zen shooting herself. Just as funny as Tali.

I'm sure there's some others, but none at the top of my head.

Zen shoots herself? I assume this happens if Tali did not survive and you chose the Geth over the Quarians?

[Toki]

Eyeshield21 wrote...

Vulsamee wrote...

Tali killing herself. I was literally crying for Legion and then she just jumps off. I had to lol for a good couple of minutes before being sad again... I actually brought up the Xbox guide to pause the cutscene so I could laugh.

Joker's joke after Thessia. I don't see why Shepard got mad...

Wrex and the Primach just ganging up on the Slarian dalatrass.

The one time I betrayed Legion (just so I could know what happens) and he just kicks Shepard's ass in .32 seconds. I was laughing, I never knew Legion knew hand-to-hand

Oh, and Admiral Zen shooting herself. Just as funny as Tali.

I'm sure there's some others, but none at the top of my head.

Zen shoots herself? I assume this happens if Tali did not survive and you chose the Geth over the Quarians?

Yeah, Tali dies during the suicide mission, then you tell Legion to keep doing the download. She gets to sad and does a Saren-Cide. I thought it was pretty funny and random.

[Sal86]

Kai Leng's email. Had a good chuckle over that one.

I don't have that picture of the crayon version.

[Homey C-Dawg]

Every time the game tried to make Kai Leng seem threatening I'd go "oh, lol, it's this putz again".

(BTW it's Raan who shoots herself, not Zen)

[Eyeshield21]

Homey C-Dawg wrote...

Every time the game tried to make Kai Leng seem threatening I'd go "oh, lol, it's this putz again".

(BTW it's Raan who shoots herself, not Zen)

Ah, I see thanks.

[Sharrack]

When Mordin started humming. As i was also crying buckets at that moment i nearly suffocated.

[hoodaticus]

Shepard saying "take heart" in a corny-ass speech.

Also, I haven't played a paragon since.

[hoodaticus]

utaker1988 wrote...
First time I played ME2, the beginning when Shepard gets spaced. Joker yells Commander and then yells, "Shepard!" I laughed and went, "Wrex!"

This.

Modifié par hoodaticus, 23 mai 2012 - 02:04 .

[loungeshep]

Everytime I saw Kai Leng I immediately thought "Bastard! YOu stole Anderson's cereal!"

[Sajuro]

When Jonah's father died

[matthewmi]

The face Shepard puts on when Liara comes to his cabin at the start of ME3 he's explaining about all the dead on earth he puts one a pained weird expression then a big pause before the conversation goes on, I laugh every time.

[eddieoctane]

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."

[Taboo]

eddieoctane wrote...

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."

That happens?

Just because she cooks doesn't mean she's having sex with him you know.

[hoodaticus]

Taboo-XX wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."

That happens?

Just because she cooks doesn't mean she's having sex with him you know.

Yyyyyyeah.  Right.

[Dont Kaidan Me]

"I really shouldn't have laughed..."

• When Eva Core picks Kaidan up by the helmet and smashes him into the flying car.

• When fem Shepard visits Kaidan in the hospital and his man boobs are hanging out

• When fem Shepard has finished telling injured Kaidan to fight, is about to leave and turns, pauses, and says.... "and that's an order!"

• When Thane is on his deathbed in full assassin gear, and how, despite mortality closing in, remembers to be polite enough to say "excuse me" when coughing.

• When Kai Leng says anything.

• When the little kid says "Ev ry bod y's dy ying!"

• When the Catalyst comes out, and he sounds like Linus from the peanuts.

I'm sure there's more...

[Taboo]

hoodaticus wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."

That happens?

Just because she cooks doesn't mean she's having sex with him you know.

Yyyyyyeah.  Right.

I can't imagine how they'd do it without people noticing. I mean, where would.......I don't even.

At least Miranda cleared the engine room.

I still haven't figured out why it had to be in there.

Why not a bed? They both HAD ONE.

Modifié par Taboo-XX, 23 mai 2012 - 02:56 .

[gearseffect]

When the Dalatrass says to Wrex "The only way to keep your urges in check" And Wrex's face, he looked like he was about to unleash his biotics on the hag, then the Primarch "Enough" I was like ohh lol

In fact that whole scene had some great moments where I was laughing due to the Dalatrass getting owned by everyone. That part where she says "Where did you get this?" Then fallowed up with "It could be fabricated" I was laughing because it happens all to often demanding the source then claiming it could be fabricated it never works LOL

[dreamgazer]

"No, it's fun". (sigh)

[Hadeedak]

Taboo-XX wrote...

hoodaticus wrote...

Taboo-XX wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."

That happens?

Just because she cooks doesn't mean she's having sex with him you know.

Yyyyyyeah.  Right.

I can't imagine how they'd do it without people noticing. I mean, where would.......I don't even.

At least Miranda cleared the engine room.

I still haven't figured out why it had to be in there.

Why not a bed? They both HAD ONE.

So, I noticed this when I was running my Thane Shepard around. First, Joker and EDI hook up (she enabled them. She's a nice gal). Then, there's whatever's going on with Vega and Ash, maybe. After that, Liara and Javik turned into buddies. And then Garrus and Tali hook up. EVEN MY ENGINEERS HOOK UP.

And Shepard gets to cry in life support. Alone.

[Hadeedak]

I also laughed at the conversation with Thane's doctor. When you take the "Can I fix this by getting drell blood?" Poor Shepard sounds so excited. "YES. A FETCH QUEST. I CAN FIX EVERYTHING WITH FETCH QUESTS. JUST LET ME LOOSE. I'LL DO THIS." And then the doctor goes "No, you can't fix this one with a fetch quest." For once in her life, the fetch quests failed her.

[elitesalt]

got a good chuckle at the suit rats' destruction/tali's suicide

[Lord Stark]

Hackett: Shepard I have news of your mother.
Shepard: Oh?

He just seemed not to care about his only known family being promoted to Rear Admiral and being alive.

[omgodzilla]

I bought the game after I saw the endings on youtube. So before even starting the game, I despised that little blonde kid. When I first saw him in the dream, I was like 'FUUUUCK, GO DIE IN A FIRE YOU BASTARD"...and then he actually did die in a fire. My wish came true and I kept laughing for over five minutes. It was the greatest moment in the game for me.