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#76
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Taboo-XX wrote...

eddieoctane wrote...

When Vega was cooking eggs for Ashley after her bender. The only thing I could think was "Holy hell, everyone on this ship is getting laid, and I have to wait until right before the final mission? Damn."


That happens?

Just because she cooks doesn't mean she's having sex with him you know.


I've not known many guys to cook breakfast for a girl just to be nice. And Vega doesn't exactly strike me as the gentlemanly type. And with everyone else hooking up, well, it's easy for one's mind to see connections that might not exist.

Also, I thought this was stuff we weren't supposed to laugh at. If Vega was actually trying to be nice, doesn't that make me assuming he boned a drunk chick like the meat-head he is and laughing about it fit the criteria of the thread?

Sheesh.

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>Mordin's death
>Wrex's death
>Tali's death
>Kai Leng, and everything involving him
>STEEEEEVE
>The majority of the dialogue that was supposed to be "emotional." A lot of it was just awful.

Also, everything the Catalyst said. The ending could have been improved by a factor of 100 if there was a canned loop after every single one of his lines.

"THE CREATED WILL ALWAYS DESTROY THE CREATORS."

*Laugh track and Yakety Sax play in the background*

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eddieoctane wrote...

I've not known many guys to cook breakfast for a girl just to be nice.

I don't think so, considering that the same scene plays if Ash and Shepard are knocking boots.

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I bought the game after I saw the endings on youtube. So before even starting the game, I despised that little blonde kid.

....Wh...*perplexed* (why would someone do that)? Why would you do that?

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Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

omgodzilla wrote...
I bought the game after I saw the endings on youtube. So before even starting the game, I despised that little blonde kid.

....Wh...*perplexed* (why would someone do that)? Why would you do that?

I knew about the ending a couple months beforehand, but I still bought the CE, thinking the game proper would make it worth it.

Worst £110 I've ever spent.

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"I was born in London"

"Really?"

Still laughing.

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I definitely laughed during the Liara/Shep conversations when one or the other had their head twisted completely backwards.

I also laughed at Ashley's gravity defying enormous boobage in the hospital. Who thought that was a good idea?

...Everytime FemShep ran anywhere...

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Random Jerkface wrote...

>Mordin's death
>Wrex's death
>Tali's death


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Not really. I just found those particular scenes to be completely transparent and manipulative. They were too much, ergo, narm and hilarious.

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Also, noticing Thane's doctor was Darner Vosque. Dude gets around... maybe he poisoned Thane and decided to celebrate by owning James in poker on the docks.

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Sal86 wrote...

Kai Leng's email. Had a good chuckle over that one.

I don't have that picture of the crayon version. :(


This

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Random Jerkface wrote...

Not really. I just found those particular scenes to be completely transparent and manipulative. They were too much, ergo, narm and hilarious.


true..  The only one that died in mines was Mordin.  My crew totally didn't seem to care tho.. jerks

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They've had a track record with that since ME1, when you ruin the ecosystem of an entire planet nuke the VC. Nary a word was breathed besides some token survivor's guilt.

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During the romance scene with Garrus in ME3 had me giggling a bit. 
First, the datapad disappears in the bed. Then it fades to black and Garrus finds that datapad but looses Shepard's sheets and clothes in the process (making it seem like it was planned all along) and he is still calibrating. And this picture makes the scene much more humorous. :lol:

 

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Too many to list, but I'll try it anyway.

-- The Alliance committee (ME3 intro makes me stupider).
-- Ashley trying to smile at Shepard.
-- The kid on Earth dying.
-- The kid from Earth burning in Shepard's dreams ("burn, Bieber, burn!").
-- Kaidan's fist-in-mouth-retarded rationale on Mars. "For all I know, the Illusive Man could be controlling you right now, as we rampage through piles of Cerberus and sabotage their mission!" Yeah, okay Kaidan.
-- Cortez playing that message (or video?) of his husband out in the open. And his facial expression flipping from neutral to despair two different times.
-- Bailey saying "pahlitikal bul****."
-- How forced Liara is.
-- "Commander Shepard, I'm specialist - oh." And the fact she started speaking to Shepard before even entering and seeing who was present.
-- "This human has such a childish view of war!"
-- All things Kai Leng.
-- Joker after Thessia. Sadly I had to avoid it on my second playthrough to avoid Shepard's hissy-fit.
-- Jacob thinking he can go fight Cerberus with an open wound in his side. And, most of his dialogue in general (VA is very strange).
-- Samara almost killing herself (and actually doing it when I watched that).
-- Shepard asking TIM to tell him what the catalyst is.
-- Kasumi being a baby about trying to help fight against total extinction.
-- Jondam Bau: the Spectre who can't fight an ordinary bodyguard and gets tricked into thinking Kasumi is dead. I hope he can do better than that with his Spectre Team war-asset for Earth.
-- Admiral Raan's reaction to Legion for the first time: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??"
-- Machines pretending to be like organic life.
-- Tali rejoining my squad when I put her entire race in danger moments earlier.
-- Chobot the Robot.
-- Tali saying how that one turian called her a "suit rat."
-- Kaidan trying to talk.
-- Ash's sister being some recycled NPC.
-- Shepard/Anderson vs. TIM. Anderson wobbling around, TIM being huskified.
-- Liara showing up in the ending sequence.
-- The last part of "An End, Once and for All."
-- Stargazer scene (not sure whether to laugh or cry)

And I'm probably still missing a ton.

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hoodaticus wrote...

Shepard saying "take heart" in a corny-ass speech.

Also, I haven't played a paragon since.


omg this.
totally ruined the moment but boy was i laughing

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On my second playthrough I chuckled every time the kid burned up in the dream sequence.

Also, Joker's Thessia joke was made me laugh.

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Ahhh  :innocent:


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HYR 2.0 wrote...

Too many to list, but I'll try it anyway.  ...

And I'm probably still missing a ton.

I think I'll just tack this list onto my original one. Very thorough. You get a ball of space magic.

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Sal86 wrote...

Kai Leng's email. Had a good chuckle over that one.

I don't have that picture of the crayon version. :(


THAT EMAIL IS RETARDED

Modifié par Xellith, 23 mai 2012 - 06:14 .


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I laughed at the emotionally engaging conclusion of an emotionally engaging story that in no way contained ABC endings.

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TJX2045 wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

TJX2045 wrote...

Also after Shepard screams out Steve and then nonchalantly says "You sure?"  That provoked some really loud laughter from me.  I was like "Why is that there?  That is so out of place."  He could've given some extra emotion on that line to not make it sound so awkward.


Oh sweet Christmas, that has to be among the best. I always found it weird that if Steve actually dies, Shepard just goes 'Cortez!' but if he's ok, we get STEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE:O


Even if he said Cortez it would still sound awfully placed, LOL.  That line was just so out of place in the current situation with everyone screaming and giving lots of emotion.  But I think the one that took the cake for me (I didn't have it in any of my playthroughs because I always save Cortez but saw it on YouTube) was when Ashley was in the squad and sounds like she's giving childbirth when she screams over Cortez dying.  O...M...G...I don't think I've come closer to falling out of my chair in laughter. :lol:


Here's the link just for ****s and giggles: 
 

.......Steeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeevvvvveeeeeeeeeeeeee......

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Tigerman123 wrote...

Ahhh  :innocent:


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I read it as this.....

Dear Shepard.....This Kai Lang. I want to die horribly so I'm trying to ****** you off...Did it work? Good. My body is ready.
Love your gutting pig,
Kai Leng.
I'm going to make fun of you die friend now, be ready to gut me like a fish....


....
The results....
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- Ash/Kaidan's weird sound (I don't know what to call it) after Cortez got hit in Priority: Earth. It was funnier with Ash.
- everything starchild said. I laughed at what he was saying because it was really idiotic and he was saying it in a very serious tone. It was like someone saying something really funny while keeping a perfectly straight face.

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Watching Kai Lang die horribly felt good! After talking all that S.. Bye..