Add every single one of these to my list as well (though I was laughing at how unfunny Joker is when it came to Thessia).HYR 2.0 wrote...
Too many to list, but I'll try it anyway.
-- The Alliance committee (ME3 intro makes me stupider).
-- Ashley trying to smile at Shepard.
-- The kid on Earth dying.
-- The kid from Earth burning in Shepard's dreams ("burn, Bieber, burn!").
-- Kaidan's fist-in-mouth-retarded rationale on Mars. "For all I know, the Illusive Man could be controlling you right now, as we rampage through piles of Cerberus and sabotage their mission!" Yeah, okay Kaidan.
-- Cortez playing that message (or video?) of his husband out in the open. And his facial expression flipping from neutral to despair two different times.
-- Bailey saying "pahlitikal bul****."
-- How forced Liara is.
-- "Commander Shepard, I'm specialist - oh." And the fact she started speaking to Shepard before even entering and seeing who was present.
-- "This human has such a childish view of war!"
-- All things Kai Leng.
-- Joker after Thessia. Sadly I had to avoid it on my second playthrough to avoid Shepard's hissy-fit.
-- Jacob thinking he can go fight Cerberus with an open wound in his side. And, most of his dialogue in general (VA is very strange).
-- Samara almost killing herself (and actually doing it when I watched that).
-- Shepard asking TIM to tell him what the catalyst is.
-- Kasumi being a baby about trying to help fight against total extinction.
-- Jondam Bau: the Spectre who can't fight an ordinary bodyguard and gets tricked into thinking Kasumi is dead. I hope he can do better than that with his Spectre Team war-asset for Earth.
-- Admiral Raan's reaction to Legion for the first time: "WHAT THE HELL IS THIS??"
-- Machines pretending to be like organic life.
-- Tali rejoining my squad when I put her entire race in danger moments earlier.
-- Chobot the Robot.
-- Tali saying how that one turian called her a "suit rat."
-- Kaidan trying to talk.
-- Ash's sister being some recycled NPC.
-- Shepard/Anderson vs. TIM. Anderson wobbling around, TIM being huskified.
-- Liara showing up in the ending sequence.
-- The last part of "An End, Once and for All."
-- Stargazer scene (not sure whether to laugh or cry)
And I'm probably still missing a ton.
Plus Shepard's final speech. Did she just actually say "the power of friendship" (to six people, no less)? WHAT THE BULLSH*T DID I JUST HEAR.
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