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Confused-Shepard wrote...

Festae9 wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...

Dont Kaidan Me wrote...

Confused-Shepard wrote...
Elements Of Harmony >>>>> The Crucible 
No synthesis or control bull****. Just straight up rainbow death beam

Rainbow death beam???? Why that sounds.... sublime! Do unicorns figure into this equation too?

You bet!

Mushrooms are fun!

does NOT have any Starchild style nonsense.

That's good at least.  Sorry, I didn't meant to impy you have to be high to appreciate it.  It's a cool pic!

[Yoshiyuki Ly]

-I haven't played the first game. So in the ME2 Genesis comic when Shepard narrates how Benezia's death happened, I got the impression that it was pretty dramatic. Okay. I watched a playthrough and got to the part where Shepard kills Benezia, with Liara in the party. Laughed at how underwhelming it was. I really shouldn't have, but I couldn't help it.

-Vids I've seen of Garrus trying to be romantic with FemShep. It was cute but I had to giggle at how awkward it was.

-In LotSB where you find Feron strapped to the chair, I had my Shepard try to ask him all the available questions. Asking him about the Shadow Broker triggers a shock, and Liara gets irritated and says, "Shepard, this really isn't the time!"

-"We've been spotted!/They've seen us!" in ME2. It was informative during my first playthrough. It becomes progressively more hilarious on each subsequent playthrough.

-EDI and Joker asking for romantic advice.

[What?]

Kai Leng. Everything involving Kai Leng. Felt like Final Fantasy accidentally dropped one of its antagonists into ME. Who in their right mind fights with a katana, while your opponent is firing incendiary slugs at your face? I was half-expecting him to say, "But they, those worthless creatures, are taking the planet away from mother."

When Hackett first informs you of the Crucible's codename. "We're calling it (dramatic pause, hitchcock zoom) PROJECT CRUCIBLE."

STEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEVE. I had to pause the game to get the laughs out of my system.

Legion's ridiculously dramatic death. "Does this unit have a soul?" Stumbles to his knees, the camera pans around him so the sun peeps over his shoulder. He falls face forward. I was waiting for Roy Batty's voice to whisper, "... I've watched c-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhäuser Gate. All those moments will be lost in time, like tears in rain." I think it was a little overblown for something that was effectively a bipedal laptop.

Modifié par VictorianTrash, 23 mai 2012 - 08:30 .

[Evil_medved]

When Shepard says "keela'slai" that sounds really stupid.

[Joe Del Toro]

Couple of Kaidan ones for me. First, in the first game if you save him. After Saren leaves and you go to board the Normandy, Shepard lifts Kaidan onto his shoulder and I'm pretty sure Kaidan does not look too impressed about it.

Then in ME3 when he tries to do that weird pumped up speech. "Tiiiiide is turrrrrning". The hell, Kaidan, you crazy SOB.

Also my God I thought I was the only one who noticed Donner goddamn Vosque is Thane's doctor. And yet somehow they run out of Drell blood? Something suspicious there methinks.

Oh, and when a cutscene finishes in ME2, which is often punctuated with a loud 'NOW WHAT'S THIS' from Shepard. Gets me every time.

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 23 mai 2012 - 08:37 .

[vvDRUCILLAvv]

Evil_medved wrote...

When Shepard says "keela'slai" that sounds really stupid.

The whole ''keela'sali'' jargon IS stupid. The Quarians say it like its going out of style.

[GreyWardenNathan]

When shep is trying to stop the flotilla attacking the geth at the end of priority rannoch, when choosing the paragon option to get gerrel to stand down. sheps all serious and then gerrel says to stand down. Shepards quick turn to smile at that point looked really bad it made me laugh.

also Shep: SSSSSSSTTTTTTTTEEEEEEEEVVVVVVVVVEEEEEE!!!!!.
Cortez: im okay.
Shep: your sure? (all calm all of a sudden)

[brettc893]

-Tequila' Sepsis

-My femshep's eyes bug out at tense moments.

-STEEEEEEEEEEEEVE

-You sure?

-Padot Wiiks being creepy, and then the look on Shepard's face. PRICELESS.

-All the melodrama... and there's a sh*t ton.

-Javik being a douche.

-A fishtank VI costing more then most guns.

-Cortez crying, and Traynor beforehand being like, "You might wanna go talk to him". And James was just doing pullups the whole time, ignoring him.

[gatsbyfollower]

Not sure if this one got brought up already, but confronting the Virmire Survivor in the Cerberus raid.

"You killed my CERBERUS attacker on Mars and saved my life. You've saved the universe several times. But I'm just so dang conflicted".

It gets even funnier if you won't even take the dang shot, so one of your teammates just has to say "screw it, they're worthless anyways"

[Joe Del Toro]

brettc893 wrote...

-Cortez crying, and Traynor beforehand being like, "You might wanna go talk to him". And James was just doing pullups the whole time, ignoring him.

That is hilarious. Reminds me of when I had a femshep dressed in that N7 cocktail dress (the hell was that about) and James goes and challenges me to a boxing match?

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

Suprised no one said Benezia's death scene with Liara present yet.

[Yoshiyuki Ly]

Lizardviking wrote...

Suprised no one said Benezia's death scene with Liara present yet.

Read my post above.

[Tyrannosaurus Rex]

Yoshiyuki Ly wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

Suprised no one said Benezia's death scene with Liara present yet.

Read my post above.

[facepalm]

Sorry. 

[Dont Kaidan Me]

Joe Del Toro wrote...
That is hilarious. Reminds me of when I had a femshep dressed in that N7 cocktail dress (the hell was that about) and James goes and challenges me to a boxing match?

Oh RIGHT. How could I forget about the boxing match? I don't know how that was ever promoted as a fine idea. I don't think graphics are advanced enough yet to prevent the entire scene from looking hilarious.

[Yoshiyuki Ly]

Lizardviking wrote...

Yoshiyuki Ly wrote...

Lizardviking wrote...

Suprised no one said Benezia's death scene with Liara present yet.

Read my post above.

[facepalm]

Sorry. 

Understandable

[im commander shep]

Evil_medved wrote...

When Shepard says "keela'slai" that sounds really stupid.

This^ 100 times

[Eain]

THAT'S IT?! THAT'S OUR PLAN?!?!

This guy wins the award for worst written character in a game I've ever played. it's like the writers weren't even trying here.

[im commander shep]

Also, fem shep, cocktail dress and legs wide open.
Fem shep really needs to learn to sit like a lady.

[IoCaster]

Joker asking Mordin for sexual advice (re:EDI) then asking him not to tell Shep.

Mordin: "Guarantee Shepard won't learn about it from me."
Joker: "He's standing right there isn't he?"
Eve: "I wish I wasn't."

[DamonD7]

OniTYME wrote...
And Anderson's second "I was born in London"
Shepard: "Really?"

Yeah, that one came across as such deadpan humour to me. I have no idea if it was intentional, probably not, but I really read it that way and smiled.

[Isaidlunch]

- Salarian Councilor going invisible and getting shot anyway
- The nightmare sequences
- Udina pushing the Asari Councilor over
- Brynn Cole naming the child after Shepard even if Jacob cheated on you
- Letting Jacob cry for help for five minutes while he lies on the ground bleeding out

[bahamutomega]

Sion1138 wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

OGWS wrote...

Not gonna lie, I lol'd at Joker's distasteful joke after thessia

Know what? Totally seconded

What was it? I don't remember.

Bet you they really wish they had more commandos instead of dancers.  i also laughed.  i feel kind of bad, considering they were in the same boat Earth was, but the joke echoed his previous comment "after years of ignoring your warnings, they finally decided to step up and tell you they just can't do anything to help"

[What a Succulent Ass]

Kazanth wrote...

- Brynn Cole naming the child after Shepard even if Jacob cheated on you

Lmfao. This, along with Shepard's interactions with her (and Jacob) beforehand, is infinitely funnier if Jacob was romanced. Watching it on YouTube, I have to admit that Cole has some serious balls. That was some grade A sh*t she talked right into the face of the person who survived the streets/a slave raid/multiple thresher maw attacks, fought off a platoon of soldiers single-handedly, slaughtered waves of geth, krogan, and what-have-yous, took down a rogue specTRe, killed a reaper on foot, stopped the Collectors, committed genocide/mass murder, saved the galaxy multiple times, and could easily biotic charge her arse out the nearest window.

...Actually, it was sort of pathetic. I thought I'd somehow wandered onto FF.Net.

Modifié par Random Jerkface, 23 mai 2012 - 10:55 .

[im commander shep]

This has got to top it for me.
Joker tring to find out if asari head tentacles move from Liara and she is getting more and more grumpy the more joker pushes it. Best thing you get to choose if you back Liara or joker and find out if they do.

[SimonTheFrog]

I laughed out loud the first time i got my LI achievement with Liara.

My shep meets her on the citadel and they shortly talk. They both say "I love you" and then shortly kiss. There is a completely awkward sound effect as if somebody in the off faked the sound effect to ridicule them. They both snap back to their normal animation and the achievement plops up. One second later i can awesome-button liara again and she says "Hello Shepard" in the most desinterested way possible.

I right out laughed at the screen after being perplexed for a couple of seconds.