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[Jugger nuggss]

Today we salute you, Mr. TGI Carrier player

*Mr. TGI Carrier plaaaaaayer*

5 second assault rifle buff from cloak? Ha, lets make it 10.

*buuurnin through thermal clips*

You'll be sure to take all the grenades from the boxes with your jet boots because who cares if there's a Drell Adept on the team.

*watch me flyyyyyyy*

See that biotically primed enemy over there? Overload. This match isnt about them, its about you.

*the explooooosions scare me.*

So crack open a Ryncol Light O Scorus Maximus, we may have gotten mission failure, but you pwned us n00bs by being on top of the leaderboard.

*Mr.TGI Carrier plaaaaaayerrrrrrr*

[JRandall0308]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
 

Today we salute you, Mr. Points Out Obvious Map Features Guy.

 

[MR. POIINTSOUTOBVIOUSMAPFEATURES GUUUUUUY]

 

You're so excited about the game, you just can't wait to tell your teammates about the intricately crafted battlefields on which they practice their killing craft.

 

[IT'S SOOOOOO POETIC]

 

You'll be sure to warn them that the acid rain on Ghost Hazard can damage their shields, and that Glacier Hazard is called "The Thunderdome" for a reason.

 

[PLEASE DOOOONN'T SHOOT THE SWAAR--RMMM]

 

But you save your most high pitched squeals of glee for Reactor Hazard, because you want to use that sucker against all the enemies.

 

[I FOUND A SEEE-CRET]

 

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, oh truthsayer of the topological. Because everyone else needs to learn to appreciate this game's subtleties as much as you do.

 

[MR. POOOIIINTS OUT OBVIOUUUUS MAP FEATURES GUUUUUUY]

 

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This one was inspired by a match I played a few weeks ago, in which some guy kept telling us "I found the secret on this map" on Reactor Hazard.

[wufpup76]

"truthsayer of the topological"

 

 

[JRandall0308]

"truthsayer of the topological"

 

Glad you liked it. I spent a long time with Mr. Roget's Thesaurus to come up with that.

[Mindlog]

Get it?