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[DragonRacer]

Rodia Driftwood wrote...

Wesus wrote...

I dont understand...

 

We are parodying an old Bud Light television and radio ad campaign. Go do a YouTube search of "Bud Light Real Men of Genius" and you'll catch on really quick.


Ryncol Light presents:

Real Beings of Genius

Today we salute you, Level 1 Human Vanguard Bro.

[LEVEL 1 HUUUUUUUMAN VANGUARD BRO!]

Rockin’ your mighty Avenger I, everyone in the room can now breathe a sigh of relief knowing you’ll be there to dash in right when things get rough.

[I AM A BIOTIC GOD!]

Granted, that whole “dashing in” thing is really just you biotic charging to the opposite end of the map and dying horribly, but at least you tried.

[I CAN TOTALLY RAMBO THAT ATLAS!]

Screen shaking and manly grunts reassure us that you’re doing your part. Well, up until you decide to charge a turret and die in the process, thus ascending to the heavens. But now you’ve got an awesome bird’s-eye view.

[REALLY SHOULD HAVE HOSTED!]

So pour yourself a nice, cold Ryncol Light, oh Master of Charge + Nova, and just keep practicing charging every possible thing in sight!
 
[LEVEL 1 HUUUUUUUMAN VANGUARD BROOOOOOOOOOOO!]

[Shakuua]

Ultra win!

[Shakuua]

'Rockin' your mighty Avenger I.'

I wet myself.

[Radio Moscow]

regack wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

I was drinking something poofy,
And the Asari saw right through me.
So I had a pint of Ryncol Light,
And now she's gunna screw me.

I miss The Young Ones...

Neil, are these lentils South African?

[Credit2team]

this post hit me like ground glass

[DragonRacer]

For those who are lost:

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Real_Men_of_Genius

[regack]

Radio Moscow wrote...

regack wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

I was drinking something poofy,
And the Asari saw right through me.
So I had a pint of Ryncol Light,
And now she's gunna screw me.

I miss The Young Ones...

Neil, are these lentils South African?

what are you doing, neil
to make a meal, neil
from totalitarian vegetables!!

[Aerrik]

Funniest damn thread ever! I love you guys!!   

[Maria Caliban]

Unschuld wrote...

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you sly, opportunistic coward, because being sober and alert isn't a requirement for this playstyle.

Hey now. Being sober isn't a requirement for any playstyle.

[MC_Loki]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Unschuld wrote...

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you sly, opportunistic coward, because being sober and alert isn't a requirement for this playstyle.

Hey now. Being sober isn't a requirement for any playstyle.

Some of my best gaming lulz come from playing trashed.

[Radio Moscow]

regack wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

regack wrote...

Radio Moscow wrote...

I was drinking something poofy,
And the Asari saw right through me.
So I had a pint of Ryncol Light,
And now she's gunna screw me.

I miss The Young Ones...

Neil, are these lentils South African?

what are you doing, neil
to make a meal, neil
from totalitarian vegetables!!

WHY DON'T YOU JUST GO OUT AND BECOME A POLICEMAN?

[DragonRacer]

Ryncol Light presents:

Real Beings of Genius

Today we salute you, Unhelpful Infiltrator Guy.

[UNHELPFUL INFILTRAAAAAAAATOR GUY!]

After finally unlocking your coveted Black Widow, you’ve decided nothing will ever again stand in the way of your glory.

[BOOM HEADSHOT!]

Deactivate four objectives? Those are for your peon squadmates to complete. Get in the hack zone? Why do that when you can impress everyone by sniping enemies from your campground… on the total opposite side of the map

[I’M BEING UBER-SNEAKY, YEAH!]

A teammate suddenly bleeding out a foot away is no cause for concern. Sure, you could cloak and go revive him. But your # 1 ranking on the scoreboard might be jeopardized.

[THE SIZE OF MY E-PEEN IS MORE IMPORTANT!]

So pour yourself a nice, cold Ryncol Light, oh Sniper Extraordinaire. You may not be a team player, but at least you showed your squad who is top dog!
 
[UNHELPFUL INFILTRAAAAAAAATOR GUY!]
 
 
Disclaimer: Not meant as a slam against infiltrators in general. Have played with lots of awesome, team-oriented ones. This post is meant in jest for those who do nothing but snipe all day as if their life depended on it. You know who they are.

[Apocsapel91]

[Shakuua]

This thread proves that the ME3 community has awesome in it. I'd love to see one for my glass canon geth Melee infiltrator - powerhouse but needs a million revives.

[tMc Tallgeese]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Glass Cannon Geth Infiltrator.

[MISTER GLASS CANNON GETH INFILTRAAATOR!]

You're a machine on a mission, smashing your enemies with overwhelming force.

[OOOOH TAKE THAT SUCKA!]

Too bad you crumble like a pilot with brittle bone disease, but at least you can turn your victims into a steaming pile of goo.

[EWWW DON'T GET ANY ON YOUUUU!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Tinkerbell of Destruction, because where's the fun in having medi-gel, if you've got no need to use it.

[Radio Moscow]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Tinkerbell of Destruction

Hahahhaaaahhaaaaaaaa

[Unschuld]

Maria Caliban wrote...

Unschuld wrote...

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you sly, opportunistic coward, because being sober and alert isn't a requirement for this playstyle.

Hey now. Being sober isn't a requirement for any playstyle.

Oh, yeah, and it leads to amusing conversations when you're getting revived every five minutes. I'm poking fun at myself a bit in that post since I'm guilty of it occasionally. But believe me, every time I'm behind that counter I've got my bottle with me.

[Unschuld]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Bail-Out-in-the-Middle-of-the-Match Guy.

[MR. BAILOUTINTHEMIDDLEOFTHEMATCHGUY!]

You know when the going gets tough, the tough get going.

[LITERALLYYYY!]

Whether it's a group of rank-amatuers forcing you to be their healbot on bronze or that level 20 Vanguard charging all over the place stealing all your kills, you know when to make the call.

[SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOOOME!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you Blue Falcon of multiplayer, and take satisfaction in knowing that they're all dead without you after you ragequit.

[MR. BAILOUTINTHEMIDDLEOFTHEMATCHGUY!] 

[Shakuua]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Glass Cannon Geth Infiltrator.

[MISTER GLASS CANNON GETH INFILTRAAATOR!]

You're a machine on a mission, smashing your enemies with overwhelming force.

[OOOOH TAKE THAT SUCKA!]

Too bad you crumble like a pilot with brittle bone disease, but at least you can turn your victims into a steaming pile of goo.

[EWWW DON'T GET ANY ON YOUUUU!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Tinkerbell of Destruction, because where's the fun in having medi-gel, if you've got no need to use it.

You legend. 

[mybudgee]

Best thread for a long, long time...
Edit: Mr. takes-Mass-Effect- multi-player-a-little-too-seriously-guy?

Modifié par mybudgee, 25 mai 2012 - 08:26 .

[Radio Moscow]

I'm very much tempted to do some VO's of these

[N7Kopper]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Falcon Punching Batarian Soldier!

[MISTER FALCON PUNCHING BATARIAN SOLDIIIIIIIER!]

Constantly winding back, and smashing that Assault Trooper's head all the way to Rannoch!

[RIGHT IN XEN'S INDUCTION PORT!]

Guns? Hah, those are for chumps! This Kishock is a baseball bat with a climbing spike shooter!

[SMASHING YOUR FACES IIIIIIN!]

So get yourself some Ryncol Light, you four-eyed beast, because you're going to need it when those angry quarians start blowing up your ballistic blades a little too early!

[DragonRacer]

mybudgee wrote...

Best thread for a long, long time...
Edit: Mr. takes-Mass-Effect- multi-player-a-little-too-seriously-guy?

Ask and you shall receive...


Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, ME3 MP Super Serious Guy.
 
[ME3 MP SUPER SERIOUS GUUUUUUY!]
 
Sometimes, in this fast-paced crazy world we call life, we often mistake video games as being a fun past time. Thank goodness you are here to remind us that there are actually serious consequences for our choices.
 
[YOUR AWFUL LOADOUT’S GONNA KILL OUR PIXEL AVATARS!]
 
You understand that gold lobbies are the only games that actually count.
 
[I STOPPED LISTENING WHEN YOU SAID BRONZE OR SILVER!]
 
You know that someone entering your room as an Asari Adept loaded with a Mantis X and Graal Spike Thrower II is a recipe for disaster. Real people might actually suffer if you allow this abomination to play with you.
 
[KICK THIS NOOBIE LOSER NOW!]
 
And you understand that N7 rank is the best way to measure the size of someone’s e-peen.
 
[MINE’S OVER 9,000!]
 
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, oh Lord of the Red X, and take a self-satisfied sip as you keep the rest of us on task. Because video games are Serious Business and you are our CEO.
 
[ME3 MP SUPER SERIOUS GUUUUUUY!]

[mijames1]

This is the best thread since Giggly quarian bum bum

[Cybernetix646]

Unschuld wrote...

*snip*
...because being sober and alert isn't a requirement for this playstyle.

I can vouch for this

Had no idea what was happening when I clicked on this thread, and to be honest I still don't. But whatever it is, I like it.