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[THE NOOBIE NOOB WHO TYPES IN CAPS]

Someone NEEDS to make videos of this, and while I'm here:
Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Mr. Veteran

[MR VETERAAAAN]

You know everything that's supposed to happen and you just gotta share it with everyone else in your lobby, regardless of what they think.

[ALWAYS BEING RIGHT IS HAAARD]

Some people just don't get it. Why shouldn't they stand in the circle or go where you tell them to go? Because You're always right.

[SO GO ENLIGHTEN SOME NOOBS HOW TO PLAY]

There's nothing better than screaming at that guy whose n7 ranking is 300 points higher than yours that Claymore infiltrators are wrong and that the only weapon to use is *insert random weapon here*.

[JUST TELL PEOPLE HOW TO PLAYY]

And don't forget, if you can't outrun that Banshee, you can outrun your teammates. and remember STAND IN THE CIRCLE NO MATTER WHAT. Who cares if there are 2 Banshees and 2 Brutes and the entire Reaper armada on the circle, HOLD THE LINE!!!

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, oh Lord of the ME, and take a self-righteous mouthful of alcohol as you boldly lead us to victory, or something.

[Guanxii]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you Mr. Fisticuffs Guy. 

[MISTER FISTICUUUFFS GUUUY]

Never before has someone defeated an entire army with just their fists. Today you're going to show them all. 

[SHOW 'EM WHAT I'M MADE OF]

Banshees, Primes not even an Atlas can stand against your fists of steel. 

[I PITY THE FOOOOOLS]

Guns? Who needs them! You're the King of Haymakers. 

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Titan of Pain because why shoot your enemies when you can beat them to death. 



Got the idea for the tribute from the "types of players you encounter" thread. Feel free to add your own!  Remember, it's all in good fun.

Ha. You got me! I'm a Ryncol man of Genius and I'm not afraid to admit it... When I get to level 20 Krogan Vanguard on Silver I just loose all sense and get lost in the blood rage... I see 3+ Geth Pyros, 2+ Hunters and a Prime and I just have to tap that. Last time on siver I took down Two Geth Primes standing side by side at the same time with just Charge and Melee along with all of their mooks and I would do it again.

In all fairness I really don't die that often at all on silver... no matter how ridiculus I get. I've taken down plenty more Banshes like this than have gotten their claws into me. It's the crazy high risk that makes it fun.

Edit: I forgot to even mention Atlasses or Brutes because they're too slow... I wouldn't batter an eyelid over one.

Modifié par Guanxii, 25 mai 2012 - 02:52 .

[THE NOOBIE NOOB WHO TYPES IN CAPS]

Silver is almost impossible to die on with Kroguard. Charge (Aoe), guns/headbut/melee, cover. Rinse, repeat.

[brettc893]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you Mr. Fisticuffs Guy. 

[MISTER FISTICUUUFFS GUUUY]

Never before has someone defeated an entire army with just their fists. Today you're going to show them all. 

[SHOW 'EM WHAT I'M MADE OF]

Banshees, Primes not even an Atlas can stand against your fists of steel. 

[I PITY THE FOOOOOLS]

Guns? Who needs them! You're the King of Haymakers. 

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Titan of Pain because why shoot your enemies when you can beat them to death. 



Got the idea for the tribute from the "types of players you encounter" thread. Feel free to add your own!  Remember, it's all in good fun.

You're very welcome,

God, this is such an Honor... sniff, I promised myself I wouldn't cry.

[DragonRacer]

I just can't seem to stop myself...



Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]
 
While everyone else is concerned with looking cool or dangerous in their outfits, your mighty form represents the secret non-conformist in all of us… in all of its bright, neon glory.
 
[IT ACCENTUATES MY ORANGE TECH ARMOR!]
 
That moisture in your squadmates’ eyes isn’t actually their eyes bleeding… they are tears of joy as they see your rosy-colored outfit tear across the battlefield.
 
[IT’S ALL FOOOOOOR TUUUUUCHANKAAAAAAA!]
 
What’s worse for a Phantom to see? An angry Krogan back-handing them? Or an angry Krogan back-handing them and looking fabulous while doing it?
 
[MMMWWWUUUURRRRRRAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THEY’RE DEAD!]
 
So crack open a Ryncol Light, you Pink Power Ranger of Pain, and if anyone questions your Krogan masculinity, just head-butt them. Then eat them. Because they’re fools.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]

[tMc Tallgeese]

DragonRacer--That was one of the best ones yet.

[Guanxii]

DragonRacer wrote...

I just can't seem to stop myself...



Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]
 
While everyone else is concerned with looking cool or dangerous in their outfits, your mighty form represents the secret non-conformist in all of us… in all of its bright, neon glory.
 
[IT ACCENTUATES MY ORANGE TECH ARMOR!]
 
That moisture in your squadmates’ eyes isn’t actually their eyes bleeding… they are tears of joy as they see your rosy-colored outfit tear across the battlefield.
 
[IT’S ALL FOOOOOOR TUUUUUCHANKAAAAAAA!]
 
What’s worse for a Phantom to see? An angry Krogan back-handing them? Or an angry Krogan back-handing them and looking fabulous while doing it?
 
[MMMWWWUUUURRRRRRAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THEY’RE DEAD!]
 
So crack open a Ryncol Light, you Pink Power Ranger of Pain, and if anyone questions your Krogan masculinity, just head-butt them. Then eat them. Because they’re fools.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]

I luv this one. Never seen a Krogan wearing Pink before.... but when anybody is looking particularly flamboyant... I just assume they're probably gay IRL... no big deal.

[DragonRacer]

@ McTallgeese

Thank you kindly! I think I have one or two more floating around in my noggin... may try and do them this afternoon. Friday before a holiday weekend is always sloooooooow at work.

Guanxii wrote...

I luv this one. Never seen a Krogan wearing Pink before.... but when anybody is looking particularly flamboyant... I just assume they're probably gay IRL... no big deal.

Or just being silly. I know I have dressed up some garish creations just for the lulz. But a lot of folk seem to like doing the hot pink Krogan thing... or any neon Krogan for that matter. It's hilarious getting a room full of them... they look like giant gummy bears. LOL

[Blind2Society]

Wesus wrote...

I dont understand...

MWUUUHAHAAAAA. FOOORRR TUCHANKAAAA!

[MC_Loki]

Ryncol Light presents...

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Call of Duty Kid

[CALL OF DUTY KIIIIIIIIID]

The rest of your squad is working in tandem, dropping enemies left and right. You, however, are your own man, and will show your team how it's done.

[MY SKILLS ARE LEET!]

You charge the enemy, guns blazing, but start going apes**t on your mic when an adept on the other end of the map throws a warp and kills the husk you were drawing down on.

[THAT WAS TOTALLY MY KILL]

You are only fourteen, but feel the need to flex your muscles by insinuating that the other guys on your team belong to a minority group and you have engaged in sexual relations with their maternal units.

[YOU DUMB TRASH ******, I ****** YOUR MOM AND SHE WAS THE WORST *****I HAD!]

After every wave, your squad mates all circle around you and start unloading clips into your toon just out of spite because there is no in-game kick function.

[THANK GOD THERE'S NO FRIENDLY FIRE!]

So crack open a Ryncol Light, you shining example of the future of your species. And yes, you can totally check your KdR in the lobby, you're just not looking hard enough.

[CALL OF DUUUUUUTY KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID]

[donosaur]

Ryncol Light presents… 

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!] 

Today we salute you, Ms. Asari Adept with a Widow. 

[MS. ASARI ADEPT WIIITH A WIIIIDOOOOW!] 

You've got the moves, you got the looks, but more importantly, you've got a one-shot steel girder of death on your shoulder

[ONE AT A TIME, BOYS!] 

They laughed at you in the lobby. They warned you about cooldowns. They cried for biotic explosions. But you know better 

[I'M A V8 ON A MOPED!] 

While the haters are working as a team, you're inexplicably topping the scoreboard with your sweet, sweet, over-compensation

[IT'S OVER 90 THOUSAAAAAND!] 

So stand firm, Ms. Asari Adept with a Widow. You know that if the Widow can't get the job done, you've got a Claymore to seal the deal.    

[MS. ASARI ADEPT WIIITH A WIIIIDOOOOW!]

Modifié par donosaur, 25 mai 2012 - 04:12 .

[MC_Loki]

Bump. This thread deserves to be on the front page. Always.

[tMc Tallgeese]

I'm trying to get a moderator in here to do just that Loki.

[THE NOOBIE NOOB WHO TYPES IN CAPS]

You could build a consensus of funny threads in MP like the randm reward packs and this thread and others...

[wthing3593]

This is epic. I can hear all of these in the voice of the guy who did the commercials, which makes them that much better.

[gigliani60]

Do drell adept with Revenant/Javelin :')

[DragonRacer]

gigliani60 wrote...

Do drell adept with Revenant/Javelin :')

I have not had a whole lot of experience meeting that awesome-sounding wonder, so I will let somebody else have the honors of tackling that one.

In the meantime, have this...



Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Trolling Geth Hunter Teammate.
 
[MISTER TROLLING GETH HUUUUNTER TEEEEAMMATE!]
 
As if it weren’t already bad enough that your geth infiltrator is a perennial scoreboard topper, you help bring the rage to an all-new level with your pranking ways.
 
[FRIENDLY FIRE CAN’T HURT ME, YEAH!]
 
Dressed up in black and red and armed with your geth plasma shotgun, you delight in cloaking around the battlefield. Then, you suddenly uncloak beside a teammate and laugh maniacally as they crap their pants.
 
[MAN, I JUST WASTED A WHOLE AMMO CLIP ON YOU!]
 
Despite the fact that your name is hovering over your head and you glow blue through walls… sometimes they fall for it. And sometimes they don’t. But you live for the moments when they do.
 
[THAT’S STILL REALLY NOT FUNNY, DUDE!]
 
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, oh Master of Disguise. Who says geth lack a sense of humor?
 
[MISTER TROLLING GETH HUUUUNTER TEEEEAMMATE!]

[gigliani60]

DragonRacer wrote...

gigliani60 wrote...

Do drell adept with Revenant/Javelin :')

I have not had a whole lot of experience meeting that awesome-sounding wonder, so I will let somebody else have the honors of tackling that one.

In the meantime, have this...



Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Trolling Geth Hunter Teammate.
 
[MISTER TROLLING GETH HUUUUNTER TEEEEAMMATE!]
 
As if it weren’t already bad enough that your geth infiltrator is a perennial scoreboard topper, you help bring the rage to an all-new level with your pranking ways.
 
[FRIENDLY FIRE CAN’T HURT ME, YEAH!]
 
Dressed up in black and red and armed with your geth plasma shotgun, you delight in cloaking around the battlefield. Then, you suddenly uncloak beside a teammate and laugh maniacally as they crap their pants.
 
[MAN, I JUST WASTED A WHOLE AMMO CLIP ON YOU!]
 
Despite the fact that your name is hovering over your head and you glow blue through walls… sometimes they fall for it. And sometimes they don’t. But you live for the moments when they do.
 
[THAT’S STILL REALLY NOT FUNNY, DUDE!]
 
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, oh Master of Disguise. Who says geth lack a sense of humor?
 
[MISTER TROLLING GETH HUUUUNTER TEEEEAMMATE!]

good enough substitute thanks :')

[mijames1]

 Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!] 

Today we salute you, Mr. Infiltrator that only shoots husks

[MR. INFILTRAAATOR THAT ONLY SHOOTS HUUUUUUUUSKS] 

You rock a Geth Infiltrator with a Javelin soley to keep those pesky husks from grabbing your teammates.

[NO ONE IS GETTING GRABBED MY WAAAATCH] 

Most would call using a Javelin on a husk overkill but you refuse to leave any thing to chance.

[ONE SHOT ONE KIIIILLLLLLL] 

While the rest of your team takes care of the other enemies that are big and easy to target you can sit back and relax knowing that all the husks are down.

[MY TEAMMATES KNOW IM DOING REAL ALL THE WOOOOORK] 

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you slaughterer of the skinny, because without you, your teammates might have been moderately inconvienced.

[MR. INFILTRAAATOR THAT ONLY SHOOTS HUUUUUUUUSKS] 

Modifié par mijames1, 25 mai 2012 - 06:01 .

[DragonRacer]

I would actually welcome an infiltrator that only shot husks, solely because I seem to attract them waaaaay more than the average bear.
Like, they run past tasty teammates to face-hump me.

To the point that whenever I'm in a room with one of my good buddies, she literally makes it her job to go on Husk Duty for me. LOLOL

[Radio Moscow]

Be quite the asset in certain hacked .ini files that create the Huskocalypse.

[mijames1]

DragonRacer wrote...

I would actually welcome an infiltrator that only shot husks, solely because I seem to attract them waaaaay more than the average bear.
Like, they run past tasty teammates to face-hump me.

To the point that whenever I'm in a room with one of my good buddies, she literally makes it her job to go on Husk Duty for me. LOLOL

I played with a guy yesterday that shot at husks and then sometimes at Brutes and Banshees. I dont think he shot at anything inbetween.

[brettc893]

Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Captain Revenant Infiltrator.

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAATOR]

You carry around a heavy ass, inaccurate machine gun soley because it's the rarest weapon you own..

[MY MANTIS IS A COMMOOOON]

Most players would have made a Soldier or a Sentinel, but you've been an Infiltrator since you got the game two weeks ago. So you make due.

[I LIIIIKE TO BE INVISBLEEEEE]

You know your chances of getting that damage bonus are slim to none with that much spread, but you've always been a gambler.

[I'LL HIT EVERYONE BUT YOOOO-HOOOOO]

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Roulette Table of Variable Destructive Power, and know that even if you aren't stealthy, it' really hard to f*ck up when you're shooting 12 rounds a second..

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAAAATOOOOOOOR]

[Radio Moscow]

It's almost like your talking about me cause I usually play an Infiltrator who runs around quite often with a Reverent.

I'll have you know, good sir, the Reverent is a fine and serviceable weapon.

And as soon as the RNG gods stop PISSING ON ME I'll be able to carry it AND actually cloak more than once a year.

[brettc893]

Radio Moscow wrote...

It's almost like your talking about me cause I usually play an Infiltrator who runs around quite often with a Reverent.

I'll have you know, good sir, the Reverent is a fine and serviceable weapon.

And as soon as the RNG gods stop PISSING ON ME I'll be able to carry it AND actually cloak more than once a year.

I've only seen one, so it's quite possible.

Never dissed the Revenant, old chap,  just saying it makes no sense at all strapped onto a Splinter Cell.