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[Rokayt]

brettc893 wrote...

Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Captain Revenant Infiltrator.

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAATOR]

You carry around a heavy ass, inaccurate machine gun soley because it's the rarest weapon you own..

[MY MANTIS IS A COMMOOOON]

Most players would have made a Soldier or a Sentinel, but you've been an Infiltrator since you got the game two weeks ago. So you make due.

[I LIIIIKE TO BE INVISBLEEEEE]

You know your chances of getting that damage bonus are slim to none with that much spread, but you've always been a gambler.

[I'LL HIT EVERYONE BUT YOOOO-HOOOOO]

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Roulette Table of Variable Destructive Power, and know that even if you aren't stealthy, it' really hard to f*ck up when you're shooting 12 rounds a second..

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAAAATOOOOOOOR]

That works quite well with hunter mode, actually.

[Guanxii]

brettc893 wrote...

Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Captain Revenant Infiltrator.

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAATOR]

You carry around a heavy ass, inaccurate machine gun soley because it's the rarest weapon you own..

[MY MANTIS IS A COMMOOOON]

Most players would have made a Soldier or a Sentinel, but you've been an Infiltrator since you got the game two weeks ago. So you make due.

[I LIIIIKE TO BE INVISBLEEEEE]

You know your chances of getting that damage bonus are slim to none with that much spread, but you've always been a gambler.

[I'LL HIT EVERYONE BUT YOOOO-HOOOOO]

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Roulette Table of Variable Destructive Power, and know that even if you aren't stealthy, it' really hard to f*ck up when you're shooting 12 rounds a second..

[CAPTAIN REVENANT INFILTRAAAAAATOOOOOOOR]

Genius.

[Kamikaze_1]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Turian-Sentinel-Grab-Guy

[MR. TURIAN-SENTINEL-GRAB-GUY!]

Showing us the true way of playing FBWGG

[BY HIDING IN THE CONSOLE ROOM AT THAT OH SO PERFECT GRAB SPOT]

Objectives? Screw that! Just keep your head down and grab ALL the geth. Random Hunter take you down? No worries! Your team mate's job is to rez you anyway. He went down after sacrificing himself to rez you? Screw that, just keep your head down again and continue grabbing geth! Random team mate sacrificed himself to take down that shy rocket trooper target in that pack of Primes and Pyros with 10 seconds left on the clock? Pfft. Noob. Should've found some cover and grabbed some geth himself.

[GRAB ALL THE GETH!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you true player of FBWGG , and take satisfaction in knowing that when **** hits the fan, you just keep on grabbing and be completely oblivious to the fact that you're about to be wiped out on wave 6 of FBWGG.

[MR. TURIAN-SENTINEL-GRAB-GUY!]

(P.S. This actually happened and it was the worst game I've ever played against ANY enemy on ANY map on ANY difficulty). <_<

Modifié par Kamikaze_1, 25 mai 2012 - 07:08 .

[DoctorEss]

Ryncol Light Presents...

Real Krogan Genius

[REAAAAAL KROOOGAN GEEEENIUUUUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Puts-points-in-Carnage Guy

[MISTER PUTSPOINTSINCAAAARNAAAGE GUY]

Never before has a berserk, raging Krogan vanguard decided to hide behind a wall, and shoot Roman candles at his foes.

[T BURNS THROUGH ARMORRRR]

No enemy dares stand against your slow-moving, glowing orange ball. 

[ISN'T IT PRETTY]

Biotic Charge?  Who needs that?  You're the champion of fireworks.

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you pyrotechnic madman, because why charge your enemies when you can light their cigarettes for them. 

[Guanxii]

Kamikaze_1 wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Turian-Sentinel-Grab-Guy

[MR. TURIAN-SENTINEL-GRAB-GUY!]

Showing us the true way of playing FBWGG

[BY HIDING IN THE CONSOLE ROOM AT THAT OH SO PERFECT GRAB SPOT]

Objectives? Screw that! Just keep your head down and grab ALL the geth. Random Hunter take you down? No worries! Your team mate's job is to rez you anyway. He went down after sacrificing himself to rez you? Screw that, just keep your head down again and continue grabbing geth! Random team mate sacrificed himself to take down that shy rocket trooper target in that pack of Primes and Pyros with 10 seconds left on the clock? Pfft. Noob. Should've found some cover and grabbed some geth himself.

[GRAB ALL THE GETH!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you true player of FBWGG , and take satisfaction in knowing that when **** hits the fan, you just keep on grabbing and be completely oblivious to the fact that you're about to be wiped out on wave 6 of FBWGG.

[MR. TURIAN-SENTINEL-GRAB-GUY!]

(P.S. This actually happened and it was the worst game I've ever played against ANY enemy on ANY map on ANY difficulty). <_<

Not on gold at the time.... but I've met one of those.

[Radio Moscow]

brettc893 wrote...

Never dissed the Revenant, old chap,  just saying it makes no sense at all strapped onto a Splinter Cell.

Its...

Its...

Really... cool.

[Kamikaze_1]

Guanxii wrote...

Not on gold at the time.... but I've met one of those.

We were both Turian Soldiers, though he was a few levels below me. I was trying out my charater build before going into a proper Gold lobby.

I guess he didn't like it when I was topping the scoreboard, so he just kept campiing and doing what he did. To make matters worse, that rocket trooper was the last target on wave 6 but I couldn't get to him in time (even with Cobra in hand) as I was instantly mobbed by a troop of pyros, hunters and a couple of Primes.

Sure enough, at the end that other Tuian Soldier topped the scoreboard because he managed to earn his melee and grab badges at the end. Before I left the lobby I made sure to say "**** you" to him. 

Modifié par Kamikaze_1, 25 mai 2012 - 07:32 .

[Invellous]

Figured I would try it. :




Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Mr. Kung Fu Fish Guy.

[MISTER KUNG FIIISH GUUUY!]

Health, and Shields? You do not need them. No sir, you know all you need is your leather jacket, and acrobatic flips to stay alive. You nimble Thane look alike.

[I THINK HE'S A COSPLAAAYER!]

Powers that lack synergy, and pratical use they say? Not a problem for you oh master of the Twirling Fish Man Stlye. You know a solid Kung Fu kick solves all problems.

[NINJA KICK THE DAMN RAAABBI...ATLAS!]

Use Biotic Explosions to cover the Infiltrator while THEY get the Objective? Surely they jest. Ignore their pleads, and round house kick your way through the army of foes, and capture it yourself.

[HE THINKS HE'S IN AAAA MOOOVIE!]

So crack open a Ryncol Light, you Kung Fu prodiegy. After dazzling your Team with your 'skills', and showing those Space Ninjas who's Kung Fu is stronger you've certianly earned it. Chuck Norris would be proud.

[MISTER KUNG FU FIIISHHH GUUUUUY!!!!

Modifié par Invellous, 25 mai 2012 - 08:01 .

[UKStory135]

I'm UKStory135 and this is my favorite thread on the Citadel

[brettc893]

Hate all you want,

Drell'll Dragon Kick kick their way to the top of the scoreboard if you know how to play 'em.

[Invellous]

brettc893 wrote...

Hate all you want,

Drell'll Dragon Kick kick their way to the top of the scoreboard if you know how to play 'em.

 I tried the Drell Adept once. It was a lot of fun. Pull, Reave comboing everything in sight. Ninja Flipping all around the Map. Until something happen. An enemy looked at me, and then I was down.

[MC_Loki]

Ryncol Light presents...

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS!]

Today, we salute you, whiny elite guy!

[WHINY ELITE GUUUUY!]

You know how the game should be played, and when your squad doesn't live up to your expectations, you make passive aggressive suggestions throughout the match.

[IF I WERE AN ADEPT I WOULD HAVE JUST USED THROW INSTEEEEAAAD]

It's wave six, the last capture objective is swarming with Banshees and Brutes and the rest of your team are fighting off the mob that clumped up around them, but you know deep down you can plow through and hold it down until help can arrive.

[ALRIGHT GUYS COVER ME I'M GOING IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIINNNN!]

You got downed by a Ravager half way through your glorious charge and are now spamming the revive button hoping you can get scooped up, but through the red haze you see the Brutes are now crumping all over your body and more of your squad has been downed.

[MAN THAT MUST HAVE BEEN A GLITCH THAT **** SHOULDN'T HAVE HIT MEEEEE!]

You have five medigels in your inventory and the mob around you has broken up to prowl for fresh meat, but you refuse to revive yourself. You watch in subdued horror as the white circle runs out and you die, alone and unloved.

[THANKS FOR COVERING MY BACK YOU BUNCH OF NOOOOOBS]

Your team has wiped, and when the xp tally pops up, there you sit, bottom of the list with only 15,000 xp. The guy above you cleared 40k, and the lobby you were hosting clears out quicker than you can blink.

[SCREW YOU GUYS I DON'T NEED YOU ANYWAAAAY]

So crack open a Ryncol Light, you battle-scarred champion of the Alliance. One day, victory will be yours...only if you can get some decent team mates.

[WHINY ELIIIIIIIIIIIIITE GUUUUUUUUUY!!!]

[MC_Loki]

Bump

[Shakuua]

This thread is getting more awesome. Epic win.

[Jake543]

Man-who-doesn't-enter-LZ-when-everyone's-dead?

[Esbatty]

DoctorEss wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents...

Real Krogan Genius

[REAAAAAL KROOOGAN GEEEENIUUUUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Puts-points-in-Carnage Guy

[MISTER PUTSPOINTSINCAAAARNAAAGE GUY]

Never before has a berserk, raging Krogan vanguard decided to hide behind a wall, and shoot Roman candles at his foes.

[T BURNS THROUGH ARMORRRR]

No enemy dares stand against your slow-moving, glowing orange ball. 

[ISN'T IT PRETTY]

Biotic Charge?  Who needs that?  You're the champion of fireworks.

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you pyrotechnic madman, because why charge your enemies when you can light their cigarettes for them. 

That was me this morning! I soloed a Wave 6 hacking objective as a Kroguard as I was the only one who actually made it across the map despite the Pyros and MIssle Trooper army marching against us. I had a cool Scottish guy on the team who was on the high ground holding back the bulk of the Geth while I used my Wraith I and Carnage to hold the rest back. You really can't charge when soloing a hack circle.

Modifié par Esbatty, 26 mai 2012 - 05:52 .

[FlowCytometry]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

Today we salute you, Guy Who's Definitely Getting Grabbed By a Banshee!

[GUY WHO'S DEFINITELY GETTING GRABBED BY A BANSHEE!]

Whether by your swagger, or lack thereof, everyone else can tell that Banshees must have a secret shrine dedicated to you. While everyone else is running away, you were too busy sitting in that cover or corner lining up that perfect on on that swarmer. It was going to be legendary.. well, until the tall, lithe lady with a vendetta showed up.

[THAT WAS HER PET ROACH, DUDE!]

You know how magnets work? By love, and those screaming gals would move planets to show you the extent of their love for you.

[THEY'LL SEND ILOS OUT OF ORBIT!]

Your teammates are too busy watching you get pinned into that corner, doing lord knows what to those brutes, to help you. At least they're blocking that banshee who really wants some of your sweet sauce. Oh well, you can only give around so much luvin. Have her come back later; you have plenty medigel and ops-packs to spare- and I hear they reset the cd on climaxing.

[YEEEAAAH! WISH THOSE WERE FOUR PHANTOMS!]

To you those wails are a sweet serenade, and noone else in the galaxy seems to understand. If only they could see that you were just about to get away.. every time! Just remember that there's a rant thread with your name on it, big guy.

[HEEEY, THE VIEW'S GOOD UP HERE!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you sync kill magnet, because when the screams come, your team knows they're 3-manning that wave. There's only one way to really enjoy spectator mode, and you've mastered it.

[GUY WHO'S DEFINITELY GETTING GRABBED BY A BANSHEE!!]

Modifié par FlowCytometry, 26 mai 2012 - 09:11 .

[mybudgee]

Hey! I kinda like spectator mode!

Modifié par mybudgee, 26 mai 2012 - 06:58 .

[The RPGenius]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Hater of Unusual Colors!

[MR. HATER OF UNUSUAL COOOOOOLORS!]

You're a rough-and-ready Soldier/Sentinel, and you're here to protect your team of Adepts or Infiltrators from all the world's scary things--like enemies that start glowing blue, or synthetics with glowing outlines.

[WHAT SOOOORCERY IS THIS!?]

Thank God you've honed your skills so perfectly that you can manage to kill these terrifying foes of a different color the instant they start flaunting their unnatural hues in your face. Your cross hair is just pulled from one bright, glowing target to the next as you dish out death.

[I'M LIKE A MOTH WITH A GUN!]

The enemy waves may be overrunning your position now, but at least you can go down knowing that you put those discolored freaks in their place. You can't wait for your team to stop screaming gibberish about explosions and sabotage so they can properly thank you for your deeds. No one glows at you and gets away with it!

[ROY G. BIV AIN'T GOT SHIIIIIT ON ME!]

So crack open a Ryncol Light, you spectrum-phobic wonder warrior, because you do all the hard work while the rest of your team just make crazy hand gestures for no fathomable reason.

[MR. HATER OF UNUSUAL COOOOLORRRS!]

Modifié par The RPGenius, 26 mai 2012 - 07:57 .

[brettc893]

A Bump?

WHAT SORCERY IS THIS?!

[Shakuua]

I've seen the pros do this thread, and because it has given me many a giggle, I thought I'd give it a shot...

Ryncol Light presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!] 

Today we salute you, Commander AFK.

[COMMANDER AWAYFROMKEEEEYBOARD] 

You read about Operation Carry and thought that you'd like a piece of *that* action. On Gold. Against Reapers. On that awesome new Moon planet. 

[BUT HE TOOK IT TOO SEEEERIOUSLY] 

You rolled up with your level 1 Soldier rocking your mighty Avenger 1, proud and fierce.

[EQUPIMENT IS WEEEEAKSAUCE]

Most players would have made an effort to do ... Something. Anything. What you did instead was ... Mind boggling.

[I'M JUST GOING TO STAAAAND HERE] 

You knew that the best form of attack is defence. And the best form of defence is Standing Still. Sun Tsu is weeping silently in his grave and eating the entire volume of 'The Art of War'. You certainly put them all in their place, you Totempole of Tactical Teasing.

[IT'S A REALY GOOD DEEEEECOY] 

You watch from your Heavenly perch as your team mates struggle for the initial waves to revive you, as your avatar is repeatedly face-humped by husks. Then as a nightmare of Banshees come riding in on an army of Brutes, you think to yourself...

[QUITTING IS FOR LOOOOOOSERS] 

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Machiavellian Maestro of Mindf**k. You know that as the horrified screaming of your teammates dies down and you join the next game, those are going to be the last 70k credits you'll ever earn for a 40 minute match. I'm sure the  next lot can do it even faster... 

[COMMANDER AWAYFROMKEEEEYBOARD]

Modifié par Shakuua, 26 mai 2012 - 10:45 .

[Oz not Ozzy]

This one had me in stiches with almost every line:

DragonRacer wrote...

Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]
 

Whilst I know my effort is nowhere near as good, a game I played earlier today just inspired me to share...

RYNCOL LIGHT presents:

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Mister Medi-Gel Hoarder

[MISTER MEDIIIIII-GEL HOARDER!]

So what if it's the beginning of the wave 6 and that trooper is about to stomp on your head.

[STOMP AWAAAAAY BAY-BEEEE!]

It's not like your team needed you to do anything else this wave except for charging recklessly at the enemy and going down in a blaze of heroic glory.

[WE'RE ONLY PLAYING ON SIIIILVER!]

So if they can't come and get you up before you bleed out then screw them and you'll be sure to return the favour and not revive them later on.

[JUST LIKE ALL THE PREVIOUS WAVES!]

So pour yourself a nice cold Ryncol Light while the rest of the team clears the wave, safe in the knowledge that you won't have to waste any of your hard earned credits on medical supplies!

[DragonRacer]

Jake543 wrote...

Man-who-doesn't-enter-LZ-when-everyone's-dead?

I love that we're getting special requests...



Ryncol Light presents…

Real Beings of Genius

[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]

Today we salute you, Mr Won't-Get-In-The-LZ-Guy.

[MISTER WON'T GET IIIIIIIIIN THE LZZZZZZZZZ GUY!]

Whether everyone is standing in the circle except for you.... or everyone else is dead but you... rage knows no equal than what you embody.

[WHAT? I'M A NON-CONFORMIST!]

That extra bit of experience points your team will get? Not worth the extra satisfaction you feel when you Charge and Nova an assault trooper with 2 seconds left on the clock... twenty feet away from "da choppa".

[EXTRACTION IS FOR SISSIES!]

Even better when you are the Last Man Standing. Those with mics are screaming in confusion, those without mics are staring at your back in spectator mode, horrified, as you repeatedly punch enemies in the face while the shuttle hovers just out of your reach.

[DAMMIT, I'M AVENGING YOUR DEATHS, YOU GUYS!]

So crack open an ice cold keg of Ryncol Light, oh Rebel of the Countdown Timer, and smile knowing that while your team may have failed extraction, you can rest easy knowing you went down swinging to the last.

[MISTER WON'T GET IIIIIIIIIN THE LZZZZZZZZZ GUY!]

[MC_Loki]

bump

[Shakuua]

Still lolling at this thread. With this thread.