Hello ladies. Look at your mate. Now back to me. Now back to your mate. Now back to me.
Sadly, he isn't me. But if he stopped consuming synthetic drinks and used Ryncol Light, he could rage like me.
Look down, back up. Where are you? You're on Tuchanka with the Krogan your mate could rage like.
What's in your hand? Back at me. I have it. It's a Salarian skull with 2 tickets for that gun you love.
Look again. The tickets are now credits.
Anything is possible when your man rages like Ryncol Light and not a human.
I'm on a kakliosaur.
[Kill the reapers for Tuchanka~]
Ryncol Light Presents...Real Beings of Genius
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#103
Posté 26 mai 2012 - 04:56
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Ryncol Light presents…
Real Beings of Genius
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Mic.
[WOW THAT MIC IS REALLY CLOSE TO YOUR MOU-OUTH!]
Mr. Hot Mic, you know playing a multiplayer game is the ideal time to have conversations with people in the room with you and ignore those voices in your head. Need to yell at your kids to do their homework? That's just fine with you. Need to alert your party that two pyros are coming in from the left? Maybe not a good time - you need to yell at your wife to bring you a sandwich!
[I WANT EXTRA MAYO PLLEEEESE!]
Everyone in the party is going to play better due to your heavy breathing - and you know it! If the game wasn't intended for you to explain to your friends how awesome you are at this game, you know they would have included a mute button in game. Right?
[CHECK OUT THIS COBRA ACTION YEA-YAH!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, right into your microphone. The whole party is just waiting to hear what you'll do next, Captain Mouth Breather.
[HERE'S TO YOU MR. HAWT MIIIIIIIIIIC!]
Real Beings of Genius
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Mic.
[WOW THAT MIC IS REALLY CLOSE TO YOUR MOU-OUTH!]
Mr. Hot Mic, you know playing a multiplayer game is the ideal time to have conversations with people in the room with you and ignore those voices in your head. Need to yell at your kids to do their homework? That's just fine with you. Need to alert your party that two pyros are coming in from the left? Maybe not a good time - you need to yell at your wife to bring you a sandwich!
[I WANT EXTRA MAYO PLLEEEESE!]
Everyone in the party is going to play better due to your heavy breathing - and you know it! If the game wasn't intended for you to explain to your friends how awesome you are at this game, you know they would have included a mute button in game. Right?
[CHECK OUT THIS COBRA ACTION YEA-YAH!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, right into your microphone. The whole party is just waiting to hear what you'll do next, Captain Mouth Breather.
[HERE'S TO YOU MR. HAWT MIIIIIIIIIIC!]
#104
Posté 26 mai 2012 - 05:03
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(a twofer)
Ryncol Light presents…
Real Beings of Genius
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Today we salute you, guy-who-doesn't-understand-spawn-points.
[HE'S GOT NO FRIGGIN CLUE, YEAH!]
This time is your time guy-who-doesn't-understand-spawn-points. Because gold is the very best round to wander around the map and die far, far away from your teammates. You've got this game nailed, Titan of the Bleed Out.
[TROOPER PLEASE CRUSH MY HEEEEAAADD!]
Who wants to control enemy movements and create a kill zone at choke points? Pathetic losers who can't enjoy a challenge, that's who! No, you're one way ticket to the top of the scoreboard is definitely to go camp at the spawn point from the last wave. Because Geth, Cerberus or Reaper, they always drop in right next to you, no matter where you're at.
[WAIT! WHAT ARE THEY DOING WAY OVER THEEEERRRE?!?]
So crack open an hefty keg of Ryncol Light, you walking Goliath. Because you'll have plenty of downtime with your particular playstyle.
[GUY WHO CAN'T GRASP THE CORE CONCEPT!]
(My biggest pet peeve in game. It doesn't hurt as bad if I can laugh at it.
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Ryncol Light presents…
Real Beings of Genius
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Today we salute you, guy-who-doesn't-understand-spawn-points.
[HE'S GOT NO FRIGGIN CLUE, YEAH!]
This time is your time guy-who-doesn't-understand-spawn-points. Because gold is the very best round to wander around the map and die far, far away from your teammates. You've got this game nailed, Titan of the Bleed Out.
[TROOPER PLEASE CRUSH MY HEEEEAAADD!]
Who wants to control enemy movements and create a kill zone at choke points? Pathetic losers who can't enjoy a challenge, that's who! No, you're one way ticket to the top of the scoreboard is definitely to go camp at the spawn point from the last wave. Because Geth, Cerberus or Reaper, they always drop in right next to you, no matter where you're at.
[WAIT! WHAT ARE THEY DOING WAY OVER THEEEERRRE?!?]
So crack open an hefty keg of Ryncol Light, you walking Goliath. Because you'll have plenty of downtime with your particular playstyle.
[GUY WHO CAN'T GRASP THE CORE CONCEPT!]
(My biggest pet peeve in game. It doesn't hurt as bad if I can laugh at it.
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#105
Posté 27 mai 2012 - 02:58
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Ryncol light presents.....
[REEEEEL BEEINGS OF GEENNIUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr I'm oblivious to everything around you when I Res You!
[WHY WOULD I THIN OUT THE MASSIVE HOARD CAMPING ON YOUR FACE?]
You make sure to go hardcore rambo and res people no matter what the circumstance! Running right into a ravager killzone is heroic- if you can res me and die half a second later, it's my problem now!
[HE HAS NO CONCERN FOR HIS OWN MORTALITY!]
You know that true heroics are more important than overall victory.
Besides, if I didn't get taken down from trying to capture that objective, this never would have happened!
[I LOVE RES CHAINS SO MUCH!]
So keep knocking back those ice cold ryncoll lights and remember, if someone goes down mindlessly rush their position with the awesome firepower of your phalanx 2. Tactics are for boobs and you've sure got the right approach to ensure we all die from one person's mistakes.
[REEEEEL BEEINGS OF GEENNIUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr I'm oblivious to everything around you when I Res You!
[WHY WOULD I THIN OUT THE MASSIVE HOARD CAMPING ON YOUR FACE?]
You make sure to go hardcore rambo and res people no matter what the circumstance! Running right into a ravager killzone is heroic- if you can res me and die half a second later, it's my problem now!
[HE HAS NO CONCERN FOR HIS OWN MORTALITY!]
You know that true heroics are more important than overall victory.
Besides, if I didn't get taken down from trying to capture that objective, this never would have happened!
[I LOVE RES CHAINS SO MUCH!]
So keep knocking back those ice cold ryncoll lights and remember, if someone goes down mindlessly rush their position with the awesome firepower of your phalanx 2. Tactics are for boobs and you've sure got the right approach to ensure we all die from one person's mistakes.
#106
Posté 28 mai 2012 - 05:42
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DragonRacer wrote...
Jake543 wrote...
Man-who-doesn't-enter-LZ-when-everyone's-dead?
I love that we're getting special requests...
Ryncol Light presents…
Real Beings of Genius
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr Won't-Get-In-The-LZ-Guy.
[MISTER WON'T GET IIIIIIIIIN THE LZZZZZZZZZ GUY!]
Whether everyone is standing in the circle except for you.... or everyone else is dead but you... rage knows no equal than what you embody.
[WHAT? I'M A NON-CONFORMIST!]
That extra bit of experience points your team will get? Not worth the extra satisfaction you feel when you Charge and Nova an assault trooper with 2 seconds left on the clock... twenty feet away from "da choppa".
[EXTRACTION IS FOR SISSIES!]
Even better when you are the Last Man Standing. Those with mics are screaming in confusion, those without mics are staring at your back in spectator mode, horrified, as you repeatedly punch enemies in the face while the shuttle hovers just out of your reach.
[DAMMIT, I'M AVENGING YOUR DEATHS, YOU GUYS!]
So crack open an ice cold keg of Ryncol Light, oh Rebel of the Countdown Timer, and smile knowing that while your team may have failed extraction, you can rest easy knowing you went down swinging to the last.
[MISTER WON'T GET IIIIIIIIIN THE LZZZZZZZZZ GUY!]
That's a good on, thank you!
#107
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 01:02
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Another suggestion - dude who stays in the same area. This is a cardinal sin on the new maps, but repeated often. Nowhere is safe!!!
#108
Posté 31 mai 2012 - 01:04
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Also would like to see one on gold diggers - those buggers who grind more than play and get really annoyed at long matches.
#109
Posté 05 juin 2012 - 06:20
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]
Today we salute you Mr. Starchild.
[OHHHH MR STARCHILD]
While most beings of light are attempting to enlighten those who find them, you were busy planning the fate of civilizations.
[I'MA MAAAD SCIENTIST!]
Red, green, and blue. You've managed to turn the fate of the galaxy into The Price Is Right.
[BOB BARKER IIISSS MY HERO]
So what if those who stand before don't know the enormity of the decision they're about to make, they're in for one heck of a special effects show!
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you architect of fate because what's the point in being all-powerful if can't have a little fun with the mortal ones.
[WHY OH WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOUUUUU]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]
Today we salute you Mr. Starchild.
[OHHHH MR STARCHILD]
While most beings of light are attempting to enlighten those who find them, you were busy planning the fate of civilizations.
[I'MA MAAAD SCIENTIST!]
Red, green, and blue. You've managed to turn the fate of the galaxy into The Price Is Right.
[BOB BARKER IIISSS MY HERO]
So what if those who stand before don't know the enormity of the decision they're about to make, they're in for one heck of a special effects show!
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you architect of fate because what's the point in being all-powerful if can't have a little fun with the mortal ones.
[WHY OH WHY DID I LISTEN TO YOUUUUU]
#110
Posté 06 juin 2012 - 06:20
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I think this community needs to crack open a few kegs today, seems like everyone is edgy.
#111
Posté 06 juin 2012 - 06:29
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BUMP - Keep those pyjak threads at bay!
#112
Posté 09 juin 2012 - 02:51
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Gotta Have Gold Kill Medals!
[MR. GOTTA HAVE GOLD KILL MEDALS!]
You know that the most important way to prove to your teammates what a badass you are is by killing your enemies--all of them. You know everyone pays as close attention to the end-of-match scoreboard as you do, and your philosophy is, if you don't have a gold medal on there for kills, melee kills, grabs, headshots, and kills for every weapon and power type you have available to you, well, you're just not hardcore enough.
[I AM THE SOOOOON OF CHUCK NORRIS!]
When you get dropped into a match with 3 Vorcha teammates, that's when your talent for destruction really shines through. With your mighty Carnifex and instantly reloading powers, there won't be an enemy on the field from Waves 1 through 10 down to a single bar of health that you won't manage to give the killing blow to. Like an unstoppable force of murderous evolution, you cull the weak and unfit from the pack with unerring accuracy.
[I AM CHARLES DARWIN'S VINDICAAAAAATION!]
It's just a shame none of your teammates are as serious about victory as you are. It seems that when they're not spraying flames at or in mid-pounce upon your next target, they're dying left and right around you, and they've stopped Medigel-reviving 3 rounds ago. Hoarders. Or maybe they're just out, but that's no better--why didn't they play a durable class? Some people just can't compromise for the sake of a team these days.
[WATCH ME SOLO ANOTHER ROUND FOR 20 MIIIINUTES GUYS!]
So crack open a Ryncol Light, you kill-snatching grabber of glory, because that line of miniature golden trophies by your name at the end of the match is what makes that hour+ match worth it for everyone.
[MR. GOTTA HAVE GOLD KILL MEDAAAAALLLLLLS!]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Gotta Have Gold Kill Medals!
[MR. GOTTA HAVE GOLD KILL MEDALS!]
You know that the most important way to prove to your teammates what a badass you are is by killing your enemies--all of them. You know everyone pays as close attention to the end-of-match scoreboard as you do, and your philosophy is, if you don't have a gold medal on there for kills, melee kills, grabs, headshots, and kills for every weapon and power type you have available to you, well, you're just not hardcore enough.
[I AM THE SOOOOON OF CHUCK NORRIS!]
When you get dropped into a match with 3 Vorcha teammates, that's when your talent for destruction really shines through. With your mighty Carnifex and instantly reloading powers, there won't be an enemy on the field from Waves 1 through 10 down to a single bar of health that you won't manage to give the killing blow to. Like an unstoppable force of murderous evolution, you cull the weak and unfit from the pack with unerring accuracy.
[I AM CHARLES DARWIN'S VINDICAAAAAATION!]
It's just a shame none of your teammates are as serious about victory as you are. It seems that when they're not spraying flames at or in mid-pounce upon your next target, they're dying left and right around you, and they've stopped Medigel-reviving 3 rounds ago. Hoarders. Or maybe they're just out, but that's no better--why didn't they play a durable class? Some people just can't compromise for the sake of a team these days.
[WATCH ME SOLO ANOTHER ROUND FOR 20 MIIIINUTES GUYS!]
So crack open a Ryncol Light, you kill-snatching grabber of glory, because that line of miniature golden trophies by your name at the end of the match is what makes that hour+ match worth it for everyone.
[MR. GOTTA HAVE GOLD KILL MEDAAAAALLLLLLS!]
#113
Posté 13 juin 2012 - 02:17
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Bumping this thread for great justice. You can thank me later.
#114
Posté 13 juin 2012 - 02:19
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Ryncol Light?
Light?!
LIGHT?!?!?!?!
Light?!
LIGHT?!?!?!?!
#115
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:02
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Forum is getting wound up again. This thread needs a comeback tour. Trying to come up with a few new ones in the next couple days.
#116
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:24
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Ryncol Light Presents:
Real Beings of Genius
[REAAAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Cobra Rockets Anything That Moves Guy.
[MR.COBRAROCKETSANYTHINGTHATMOVESGUUUUUUY!]
If it twitches, the first thing you do is break out a Rocket and pull the trigger.
[HIT THE DEEEEEEEEEECK!]
It doesn't matter how many of them there are, their size, health or actual threat to the group. It moves and it doesn't have a player tag above it. It gets pasted by a Rocket.
[OH GOD IS THAT A SINGLE SWARMER?]
The match just isn't complete without the scream of your Rocket flying past someone's head to obliterate that Assault Trooper clear on the other side of the map only to fire and hear it go click on that Atlas that just spawned.
[I LOOOOVE THE SMELL OF JET FUEL IN THE MORNIN'!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light you Weapon of Mass Destruction. Because if you don't have any Cobra's by Wave 10 when you actually need them, you can wipe easy knowing your mission, was complete.
[MR.COBRAROCKETSANYTHINGTHATMOVESGUUUUUUY!]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAAAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Cobra Rockets Anything That Moves Guy.
[MR.COBRAROCKETSANYTHINGTHATMOVESGUUUUUUY!]
If it twitches, the first thing you do is break out a Rocket and pull the trigger.
[HIT THE DEEEEEEEEEECK!]
It doesn't matter how many of them there are, their size, health or actual threat to the group. It moves and it doesn't have a player tag above it. It gets pasted by a Rocket.
[OH GOD IS THAT A SINGLE SWARMER?]
The match just isn't complete without the scream of your Rocket flying past someone's head to obliterate that Assault Trooper clear on the other side of the map only to fire and hear it go click on that Atlas that just spawned.
[I LOOOOVE THE SMELL OF JET FUEL IN THE MORNIN'!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light you Weapon of Mass Destruction. Because if you don't have any Cobra's by Wave 10 when you actually need them, you can wipe easy knowing your mission, was complete.
[MR.COBRAROCKETSANYTHINGTHATMOVESGUUUUUUY!]
#118
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:38
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Meh, let's give this a shot. An awesome thread deserves it!
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Headbutt the Turret Krogan!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
Wide open kill-zone? That's no problem for you! Your slow speed, lack of finess and all-round krogan-ness will smash that piece of scrap as your team mates cheer in delight!
[OH GOD HE'S AT IT AGAIN!]
Sure, you could shoot it, carnage it or even grenade it; but that stuff is for Salarians! Why use any of that when you have a perfectly good face?
[GIVE 'EM A GLAAASGOW KISS!]
You may end up down on the ground, but that'll barely even slow you down! You're a badass, not some quarian with a tummy ache! Bullet holes just make you more determined to lay the smack down!
[MMRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!]
So knock back an ice-cold Ryncol Light, you titanium templed Tuchankan! And as that engineer sets down another turret on top of your body, smile as you plan your next match saving raid!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Headbutt the Turret Krogan!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
Wide open kill-zone? That's no problem for you! Your slow speed, lack of finess and all-round krogan-ness will smash that piece of scrap as your team mates cheer in delight!
[OH GOD HE'S AT IT AGAIN!]
Sure, you could shoot it, carnage it or even grenade it; but that stuff is for Salarians! Why use any of that when you have a perfectly good face?
[GIVE 'EM A GLAAASGOW KISS!]
You may end up down on the ground, but that'll barely even slow you down! You're a badass, not some quarian with a tummy ache! Bullet holes just make you more determined to lay the smack down!
[MMRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!]
So knock back an ice-cold Ryncol Light, you titanium templed Tuchankan! And as that engineer sets down another turret on top of your body, smile as you plan your next match saving raid!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
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#119
Posté 19 juin 2012 - 11:51
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Zombie Inc 91 wrote...
Meh, let's give this a shot. An awesome thread deserves it!
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Headbutt the Turret Krogan!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
Wide open kill-zone? That's no problem for you! Your slow speed, lack of finess and all-rounf krogan-ness will smash that piece of scrap as your team mates cheer in delight!
[OH GOD HE'S AT IT AGAIN!]
Sure, you could shoot it, carnage it or even grenade it; but that stuff is for Salarians! Why use any of that when you have a perfectly good face?
[GIVE 'EM A GLAAASGOW KISS!]
You may end up down on the ground, but that'll barely even slow you down! You're a badass, not some quarian with a tummy ache! Bullet holes just make you more determined to show lay the smack down!
[MMRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAWWW!!!!!]
So knock back an ice-cold Ryncol Light, you titanium templed Tuchankan! And as that engineer sets down another turret on top of your body, smile as you plan your next match saving raid!
[MR. HEADBUTT THE TURRET KROGAN!]
#120
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 12:49
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Here's mine, with a bit of a twist at the end...
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Shepard's Promoted Soldier in the Reaper War
[SHEPARD'S PROMOTED SOLDIER IN THE REEEAAAPER WAR!]
After reaching maximum threshold in countless combat missions, you have finally been promoted and are now serving under the command of an Alliance Legend and Humanity's First Spectre.
[I HAVE TEARS OF JOY!]
Along with your fellow War Asset Companions, you give it all you got to take back Earth, launch the Crucible, and defeat the Reapers.
[IMMA FIRING MY LASERS!]
Unfortunately, you realize that you and your War Asset Companions are only helping Commander Shepard to pick a color.
[THIS ISN'T RAINBOW ROAD!]
Disgusted with the antics of Star-Jar Binks, you now realize that your promotion, along with Shepard's actions, have been undone by only roughly 5-10 minutes of conversations.
[GET ME OUT NOW!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you flabbergasted tactician of remorsefulness! Because even though you know the space magic is coming, the others are also drowning their sorrows with the special vodka in their cabinets.
[SHEPARD'S PROMOTED SOLDIER IN THE REEEAAAPER WAR!]
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Shepard's Promoted Soldier in the Reaper War
[SHEPARD'S PROMOTED SOLDIER IN THE REEEAAAPER WAR!]
After reaching maximum threshold in countless combat missions, you have finally been promoted and are now serving under the command of an Alliance Legend and Humanity's First Spectre.
[I HAVE TEARS OF JOY!]
Along with your fellow War Asset Companions, you give it all you got to take back Earth, launch the Crucible, and defeat the Reapers.
[IMMA FIRING MY LASERS!]
Unfortunately, you realize that you and your War Asset Companions are only helping Commander Shepard to pick a color.
[THIS ISN'T RAINBOW ROAD!]
Disgusted with the antics of Star-Jar Binks, you now realize that your promotion, along with Shepard's actions, have been undone by only roughly 5-10 minutes of conversations.
[GET ME OUT NOW!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you flabbergasted tactician of remorsefulness! Because even though you know the space magic is coming, the others are also drowning their sorrows with the special vodka in their cabinets.
[SHEPARD'S PROMOTED SOLDIER IN THE REEEAAAPER WAR!]
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#121
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 02:28
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That was beautiful Galactic. Simply swanktastic.
#122
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 03:01
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L.ast L.ife wrote...
That was beautiful Galactic. Simply swanktastic.
Thank you.
#123
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 03:13
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mister Drell Heavy Weapon Trooper.
[MISTER DRELL HEAVY WEAPON TROOOOOPEEEEEER!!]
Some would say that the proper way to employ a Vanguard is to focus on correctly employing its powers and grenades to generate biotic explosions and support an advance - but not you. No, you say "to hell with this!" and pack on the heaviest weapons you can find.
[EMBRAAAACE MY INNER KROOOOGAN]
So what if your cooldown time is -200%? Sure, you'll fire off your powers only once a year when the moon is full, but you'll have the peace of mind that comes from packing the heaviest guns you can find onto a class woefully unprepared for them.
[REVIVE ME!!]
Biotic Charge? No need. Pull? Get that mess out of here. You've got Cluster Grenades, a Widow, and a Claymore, and really, isn't that what matters?
[SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, REVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEE!]
Sure, you have survivability rivalling a Hunter Mode Geth, But that's a small price to pay for the powar you wield. So what if every single race in the galaxy is better than you at your chosen role? Your pride's on the line, and you're not going to allow something as pointless as common sense get in the way of your rockin' heavy weapons.
[I JUST BROKE MY AAAAAAARMS]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you heavy-weapon packing frog-man! Though you break your limbs firing these things and can barely manifest a Biotic Charge without making that volus from ME2 look sober, you'll always be the heavyweight in our books.
[MISTER DRELL HEAVY WEAPON TROOOOOPEEEEEER!!]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mister Drell Heavy Weapon Trooper.
[MISTER DRELL HEAVY WEAPON TROOOOOPEEEEEER!!]
Some would say that the proper way to employ a Vanguard is to focus on correctly employing its powers and grenades to generate biotic explosions and support an advance - but not you. No, you say "to hell with this!" and pack on the heaviest weapons you can find.
[EMBRAAAACE MY INNER KROOOOGAN]
So what if your cooldown time is -200%? Sure, you'll fire off your powers only once a year when the moon is full, but you'll have the peace of mind that comes from packing the heaviest guns you can find onto a class woefully unprepared for them.
[REVIVE ME!!]
Biotic Charge? No need. Pull? Get that mess out of here. You've got Cluster Grenades, a Widow, and a Claymore, and really, isn't that what matters?
[SERIOUSLY YOU GUYS, REVIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVE MEEEEEEE!]
Sure, you have survivability rivalling a Hunter Mode Geth, But that's a small price to pay for the powar you wield. So what if every single race in the galaxy is better than you at your chosen role? Your pride's on the line, and you're not going to allow something as pointless as common sense get in the way of your rockin' heavy weapons.
[I JUST BROKE MY AAAAAAARMS]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you heavy-weapon packing frog-man! Though you break your limbs firing these things and can barely manifest a Biotic Charge without making that volus from ME2 look sober, you'll always be the heavyweight in our books.
[MISTER DRELL HEAVY WEAPON TROOOOOPEEEEEER!!]
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#124
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 03:14
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The Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel one pretty much killed me. Rez, please?
#125
Posté 20 juin 2012 - 04:06
angeloky
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Always enjoyed reading this once in a while figured I would give it a try with some players I've played with recently.
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Must Grenade Everything Guy.
[MISTER MUST GRENADE EVERYTHING GUY!!!]
When other players rely on their guns or their unlimited powers, you run around with a little round thing in your hand with a half kilo of explosives raised up high, flying all over the map.
[FIRE IN THE HOOOLLLEEE!!!]
If there's a specie that has grenades, you'll dive on it and put all your points into grenades. No enemy will be safe from your round balls of doom. What your team always needs is a constant rain of boom.
[WATCH OOUUTTT NOOOWWW!!!]
Out of grenades, no worries, you will run to all of the ammo boxes on the map to pick up one or two more. Teammate's dying on the ground, but you're out of grenades; they can wait with the horde of enemies around them as you run across the map to refill. They won't mind having their body blown up with all your grenades for one small grunt.
[BA-BA-BOOOOMMM!!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you practicing major league bomb pitcher! Though you will be making your rounds around the map, searching for every ammo crate with a spare grenade for you to throw, you will make sure every inch of the map has a burn mark... And when life gives you lemons, you'll throw them.
[MISTER MUST GRENADE EVERYTHING GUUUUYYY!]
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Must Grenade Everything Guy.
[MISTER MUST GRENADE EVERYTHING GUY!!!]
When other players rely on their guns or their unlimited powers, you run around with a little round thing in your hand with a half kilo of explosives raised up high, flying all over the map.
[FIRE IN THE HOOOLLLEEE!!!]
If there's a specie that has grenades, you'll dive on it and put all your points into grenades. No enemy will be safe from your round balls of doom. What your team always needs is a constant rain of boom.
[WATCH OOUUTTT NOOOWWW!!!]
Out of grenades, no worries, you will run to all of the ammo boxes on the map to pick up one or two more. Teammate's dying on the ground, but you're out of grenades; they can wait with the horde of enemies around them as you run across the map to refill. They won't mind having their body blown up with all your grenades for one small grunt.
[BA-BA-BOOOOMMM!!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you practicing major league bomb pitcher! Though you will be making your rounds around the map, searching for every ammo crate with a spare grenade for you to throw, you will make sure every inch of the map has a burn mark... And when life gives you lemons, you'll throw them.
[MISTER MUST GRENADE EVERYTHING GUUUUYYY!]
Modifié par angeloky, 20 juin 2012 - 04:09 .
