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[tMc Tallgeese]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you Mr. Grenade Spammer.

[MISTER GRENADE SPAMMER!]

While most people are sitting back firing round after round or throwing dark energy like there is no tomorrow, you know the only way is to drown them in a deluge of explosives.

[I'M GONNA SHOW YOU HOW IT'S DONE]

Inferno, cluster, sticky, arc, lift, and the classic fragmentation are your flavors of choice.

[I'M A BASKIN ROBBINS OF DESTRUCTION!]

Big enemies, little enemies. It makes no difference, they're all going to fall to your tsunami of shaped charges.

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you frustrated little leaguer because you'll show everyone that you could've made it to the big show!

[Ibn_Shisha]

Should have known this would make a comeback with Operation Savage

[tMc Tallgeese]

I try to give it a comeback whenever the forum reaches critical mass in aggression.

[SgtPepper667]

This thread is amazing XD

[sliverofamoon]

Read EVERY single one, and LOL'ed so hard! Love this thread!

[Zombie Inc 91]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

I try to give it a comeback whenever the forum reaches critical mass in aggression.

Then why isn't it constantly bumped?

Anyway, might contribute more if I feel inspired. Your thread is good and you should feel good!

[viggorrah]

This thread...it's flatout amazing.

Unschuld wrote...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. Bail-Out-in-the-Middle-of-the-Match Guy.

[MR. BAILOUTINTHEMIDDLEOFTHEMATCHGUY!]

You know when the going gets tough, the tough get going.

[LITERALLYYYY!]

Whether it's a group of rank-amatuers forcing you to be their healbot on bronze or that level 20 Vanguard charging all over the place stealing all your kills, you know when to make the call.

[SCREW YOU GUYS I'M GOING HOOOME!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you Blue Falcon of multiplayer, and take satisfaction in knowing that they're all dead without you after you ragequit.

[MR. BAILOUTINTHEMIDDLEOFTHEMATCHGUY!]

LOLOL yes! Love this one! XD

[tMc Tallgeese]

@Zombie--Bumping a thread without contributing will eventually lead to a moderator coming in here and shutting it down. I've seen other threads suffer a similar fate.

This thread's main purpose is to let people create their own Ryncol Light tribute to a multiplayer personality they have encountered. Good clean fun to be had by anyone willing to read them or contribute one of their own.

[The Love Runner]

Thought I'd do another one...


Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]

Today we salute you, Mr. Batman Voice Infiltrator Guy

[MR. BATMAN VOICE INFILTRAAATOR GUY!]

Feeling that you are the hero everyone deserves, but not the one your squadmates need, you go forth on a quest to apprehend the enemies responsible for your countless deaths in your missions.

[WHERE ARE THEY??!!]

Becoming more than a person, a symbol for other players out there, you move forward and use your stealth skills and gadgets, even without superpowers.

[YOU'RE GONNA LOOOOVE MEE!!]

Grasping your enemies with your hook lines and your hands and giving them your troll face of destruction shows that the Caped Crusader is the boss.

[SWEAR TO MEEE!!]

After the enemies retreat and you are extracted into the night, you know that they will speak of you because of two words that will haunt them the most.

[I'M BATMAAAN!!!]

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you Dark Knight with throat cancer! Because even with the unnecessary growls and grunts, you can rest easy with your trusty butler at your side and freeing lobbies of injustice and high-pitched whiners.

[MR. BATMAN VOICE INFILTRAAATOR GUY!]

[Kyerea]

Bumping this thread for win.

[nicethugbert]

NEAT!

[Kirrahe Airlines CEO]

How about a Mr. Vorcha-Reegar-Flamer-guy? I know I use this combo from time to time but after reading this thread, it could be another one.

[Kyerea]

DragonRacer wrote...

I just can't seem to stop myself...



Ryncol Light presents…
 
Real Beings of Genius
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUS!]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]
 
While everyone else is concerned with looking cool or dangerous in their outfits, your mighty form represents the secret non-conformist in all of us… in all of its bright, neon glory.
 
[IT ACCENTUATES MY ORANGE TECH ARMOR!]
 
That moisture in your squadmates’ eyes isn’t actually their eyes bleeding… they are tears of joy as they see your rosy-colored outfit tear across the battlefield.
 
[IT’S ALL FOOOOOOR TUUUUUCHANKAAAAAAA!]
 
What’s worse for a Phantom to see? An angry Krogan back-handing them? Or an angry Krogan back-handing them and looking fabulous while doing it?
 
[MMMWWWUUUURRRRRRAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA! THEY’RE DEAD!]
 
So crack open a Ryncol Light, you Pink Power Ranger of Pain, and if anyone questions your Krogan masculinity, just head-butt them. Then eat them. Because they’re fools.
 
[MISTER HOT PINK KROOOOGAN SEEEENTINEL!]

Krogan Brand Hot-Pink Neon Power Armor: It's Got What Krogans Crave!

[DragonRacer]

Ah, it is nice to see my Mr. Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel get some new lovin'... especially with Operation Savage weekend commencing shortly.

[tMc Tallgeese]

Started using a hot pink Krogan because of that one, Dragon. I'm guilty of just about all of the ones I've written here. I've since added this thread to my signature hoping it'll bring more forumites around. Would hate to see this thread go away.

[Subguy614]

I'm Subguy614, and this is my favorite thread in the forums!!!!

[PluralAces]

I'll give it a whirl...

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Today we salute you Mr. Engineer with a Sniper Guy.

[MISTER ENGINEER WITH A SNIPER GUY!]

You say you are a team player, but you are really not, go ahead, use energy drain on that guy glowing blue cause he is warped, you know you want to!

[NO BIOTIC EXPLOSIONS HERE...YEAH!!]

Everyone is working so hard to kill people effectively, where are you? At the farthest point from the action... spamming energy drain and sniping swarmers!

[I'LL KILL ALL THE THINGS...YEAH!]

Go ahead guy, look in your scope, your teammate is setting up for a grab kill, you see it all happening through the scope, its ok, you are a feen, shoot his head off anyway!

[I DONT'T PLAY WELL WITH OTHERS...YEAH!

So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Kill Stealing Momma's Boy because why be a team player when you are gonna get booted at the end of this game anyway!

[Subguy614]

I'll try one:

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

{REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]

Here's to you Mr. Gold skill Phoenix Vanguard in Bronze.

[MR GOLD SKILL PHOENIX VANGUARD IN BRONZE]

Top of the leaderboard is the place for you, my friend. That, and showing up all those players of lesser skill.

[WHY AAAARE THEY EVEN PLAYING?]

Speeding around the map like The Flash. Shaking the ground like a volcano of death, you make it impossible for those noobs to wipe.

[LOOK AT ME I'M SOOOO FAST!]

You'll drag your loser team to extraction whether they have any fun or not.

[I'M THE BEEEESSSTT]

So crack open a cold one oh smasher of noob's fun, you've earned it!

{MR GOLD SKILL PHOENIX VANGUARD IN BRONZE]

[Sinapus]

tMc Tallgeese wrote...

Started using a hot pink Krogan because of that one, Dragon. I'm guilty of just about all of the ones I've written here. I've since added this thread to my signature hoping it'll bring more forumites around. Would hate to see this thread go away.

Just for the Savage weekend, I used a Hot Pink Krogan Sentinel w/Mattock X. That damage increase for 8 seconds at lvl 5 is very effective... and my krogan looked fabulous!

[DragonRacer]

Ryncol Light presents… Real Beings of Genius…
 
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUUS]
 
Today we salute you, Mr. Adrenaline Mod-Using Vorcha.
 
[MR. ADRENALINE-MOD USING VOOOORCHAAAAAAAA!]
 
Looking like a rabid monkey on acid, you fast-hop across the battlefield with wild, bloodlust-induced abandon, oftentimes leaving your teammates wondering just what went flying past them.
 
[WAS THAT THE WORLD’S UGLIEST HAIRLESS DOG?]
 
Let them snicker and joke about your incoherent snarls and limited vocabulary. They’ll shut up quickly when they see you take out a Banshee or Atlas in 2.5 seconds with a flamethrower that puts geth pyros to shame.
 
[*snarlsniffspit* BIG MACHINE! *sniffspitsnarl*]
 
And while you won’t be receiving an invitation to join MENSA anytime soon, we do appreciate your manners when being revived.
 
[I’M ALIIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!]
 
So crack open an ice cold keg of Ryncol Light, you Fast and Furious Death-Dealing Cousin of a Pyjack, and know that you’re not only appreciated for being deadly on the battlefield… you make it a much more hilarious, entertaining place as well.
 
[MR. ADRENALINE-MOD USING VOOOORCHAAAAAAAA!]

[Adhok42]

Okay. I REALLY need to do this one both as a PSA and because the line is just begging to be abused.

Ryncol Light Presents...

Real Beings of Genius.

[REEEEAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!]

Today we salute you, Ms. Asari who won't deliver the pizza until the last minute.

[MS.ASARIWHOWON'TDELIVERTHEPIZZAUNTILTHELASTMINUUUUTE!]

It's wave 10, you've got the pizza you hot delivery girl and the team is giving everything they got to ensure you get there as fast as possible.

[WHO ORDERED THE EXTRA ANCHOVIES?]

But just when victory is in sight, you decide to turn around because your score must take priority over the objective and continue to fight with that package still strapped to your back.

[SCREW THE RULES I'VE GOT BIOTICS AND A GUUUUN!]

Instead of putting the object down and letting a teammate finish the run for you, you keep it firmly on your back to continue the never ending swarm of enemies for you to kill until you top the scoreboard.

[I'M #1 YEAH!]

You don't care about getting the extra credits for finishing the wave quickly. What matters is that your score and name on the board at the end of the match is number 1 and you'll risk failing the mission to ensure that happens.

[WHAAAAAT IS A TIP AND WHY WOULD I WANT IT?]

So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light you Misunderstood Score Padder. Because who cares about getting paid, when you're not on the top?

[MS.ASARIWHOWON'TDELIVERTHEPIZZAUNTILTHELASTMINUUUUTE!]

[The Doughboy]

**DRUM FILL**

Ryncol Light Presents

[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUES]

Today we salute you Mr. SuperArrogantBuildcritic

[MISTA SUPER SUPER ARROGANT BUILD CRIIITIC!]

Some say variety is the spice of life. Those people don't know the sweet taste of being right.

[Your DPS sucks!]

Whether it's hating any gun except the Carnifex X or Black Widow X or even just enlightening us on build efficiency, you stand alone as the mathematical king of ME3 multiplayer.

[I'VE GOT SPREADSHEETS!]

No you can't use SMGs and everyone knows that the the Asari adept is always superior!

[BLUE IS HOT!]

Everyone can tell from your HUGE N7 rank and your hilarious amount of hours put into the game that you clearly know this game better than BW itself.

[MY E-PEEN IS HUGE!]

So crack open that Ryncol Light and enjoy it with the best time to taste ratio you pwn player you!

[MR. SUPERARROGANTBUILDCRIIIIITIC]!!!!!!!!!!!

[MrDaniels1985]

Considering the s**tstorm that's going on due to the Tactical Cloak "nerf", hopefully this thread will provide a few much needed lulz for the minute or two that this post will keep it on page one. COMMENCE WITH THE BUMP!

[schulz100]

Alright, I'll give it a shot, based on my own personal playstyle with one of the classes.

Ryncol Light presents...

Real Beings of Genius.

[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS!]

Today we salute you, Mr. Turian Soldier Proximity Mine Spammer.

[MR. TURIAN SOLDIER PROXIMITY MINE SPAMMER!]

They're kinda like infinite grenades that stick to stuff and stay there, so you treat them like that. You even defy the preconceptions and shoot them right at enemies like disc-shaped explosive bullets. And even though you miss half the time, the other half of the time you blast those sorry guys' socks clean off.

[IT'S A SURPRISINGLY LARGE EXPLOSION FROM SUCH A SMALL DISK!]

You take on boss enemies without fear, like a space-age David and Goliath. Only you have a stone that explodes and makes your enemy take more damage, and you have as many of them as you need to put your opponent down.

[YOU HAVE INFINITE EXPLODING STONES!]

So crack open an ice-cold Ryncol Light, Mr. Turian Soldier Proximity Mine Spammer, and remember to always aim a little up and to the right, you narrow-path-deathtrap-maker, you.

[MR. TURIAN SOLDIER PROXIMITY MINE SPAMMER!]

[bob2.0]

Ryncol Light Presents

Real Beings of Genius

[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS]

Today we salute you, Mr. classic Rock Karoake Guy

[MR. classIC ROCK KAROAKE GUY!]

For you, only reason the microphone exists is so your fireteam can listen to some good tunes. But you have to sing it loudly enough so that no other tactical communication is possible to bring out the tiger in all of us.

[YOU CAN FEEL HIS HEART BUT YOU KNOW HE'S MEAN!]

Enemies are swarming your hacking objective position with two teammates down, but you never retreat and you never show fear, because you've got an M-76 and, like your playlist, it's clicked to rock and roll, all night.

[AND PARTY EVERY DAY!]

And you always seem to be singing a song appropriate for whatever is happening at hand, no matter the situation. A tactical withdrawal to Meatloaf's Bat Out Of Hell, a Krogan Vangaurd going in for melee to ZZ Top's Gimme All Your Lovin', a well placed Cobra missile to Def Leppard's Rocket, or dealing with a Banshee to Alice Cooper's Poison.

[LIPS LIKE VENOMOUS POISON!]

And as the team extracts and moves on to the next fight, you'll be there with them to make sure there's an awesome soundtrack to boost their morale, because the best things in life are sex, guns, and rock and roll.

[NOTHING'S GONNA STOP US NOW!]

So crack open another ice cold Ryncol Light, you Rock And Roll Morale Officer! Because it's your rocking runes and slightly inebriated singing that keeps morale up and tactical communication down!

Modifié par bob2.0, 02 juillet 2012 - 05:50 .