Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Kick Annoying Player Out Of Lobby Guy
[MR. KICK ANNOYING PLAYER OUT OF LOBBBBY GUY!!]
Whether it's because of the irritating microphone dialogue, not having the proper skillset, or just not being ready in time, you are not afraid to avoid the inconvience.
[I'M TAKING ACTION NOW!!]
Once the annoying player sees the kick icon under the username, you begin to hear the inevitable whining.
[YOU'RE TEARING ME APART!!]
After the other players in the lobby also kick the annoying player out, you check your ears to make sure they haven't been violated by the whining.
[I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you persistent pusher of whiners! Because it's your right to kick players out of the lobby to ensure the maximum experience of multiplayer.
[MR. KICK ANNOYING PLAYER OUT OF LOBBBBY GUY!!]
Ryncol Light Presents...Real Beings of Genius
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#152
Posté 20 juillet 2012 - 05:36
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I think the people need a boost for Friday....Omni-Bump!
#153
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Posté 20 juillet 2012 - 05:46
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I find it disturbing how some people don't get the reference. And I am german ...
#154
Posté 22 juillet 2012 - 06:55
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Ive been checking on this one for a while and tried to do one for missile glitchers but it was lame. Hopefully someone has one cooking. Mabey even a "Mr. Bump forum keeper aliver" but till then BUMP! keep up the good work at making me laugh.
#155
Posté 22 juillet 2012 - 07:06
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUUUUUHUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Terry Crews Turian.
[MISTER TEEERRY CREWS TUUUURIAN]
You loaded into a lobby full of Infiltrators with a Piranha X and no fear.
[GOOOOONE FISHIIIIIIIIN]
While they're hiding behind a desk, you're walking through hallways with the fire button taped down and a crazed look on your face.
[SCAAAAARE EM INTO BUYIN OLD SPICE]
High value targets? More like high volume pellets.
[REMEEEEMBER THAT SH*T AT CHRISTMAAAAAS]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you slow walking, fast shooting juggernaut. Because we know if there's a hallway, you'll fill it full of lead.
[MISTER TEEEERRY CREWS TUUUUURIAAAAAAAN]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUUUUUHUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Terry Crews Turian.
[MISTER TEEERRY CREWS TUUUURIAN]
You loaded into a lobby full of Infiltrators with a Piranha X and no fear.
[GOOOOONE FISHIIIIIIIIN]
While they're hiding behind a desk, you're walking through hallways with the fire button taped down and a crazed look on your face.
[SCAAAAARE EM INTO BUYIN OLD SPICE]
High value targets? More like high volume pellets.
[REMEEEEMBER THAT SH*T AT CHRISTMAAAAAS]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you slow walking, fast shooting juggernaut. Because we know if there's a hallway, you'll fill it full of lead.
[MISTER TEEEERRY CREWS TUUUUURIAAAAAAAN]
Modifié par Blaine Kodos, 22 juillet 2012 - 07:08 .
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#156
Posté 24 juillet 2012 - 01:05
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUUUUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Super Sniper Geth Infiltrator.
[MISTER SUPER SNIPER GETH INFILTRAAAAAATOR]
With a slingshot you could shoot a tick off a dog’s back from three galaxies away, and you’ve got a Black Widow X.
[YOU JUST WIPED OUT LYME DISEASE!]
But skills aren’t worth a thing if you don’t show them off in the only way that matters: by killing everything too weak to need more than two shots.
[TO THE TOP OF THE SCOREBOARD!]
Primes with only 1 armor left? Troopers on the other side of the map? Hunters out of shields? Like shooting fish in a barrel.
[OR GETH IN A HALLWAY!]
Sure, half your team just got downed ten feet to your right by lucky hunter shots, but using your cloak to res them? They’ve got medigel, and there’s mooks to kill.
[I’M NOT YOUR DAMN HEALBOT!]
And so what if you’ve been standing on the next “activate four” objective for two minutes, the soldier pinned down by a squad of pyros and a prime can handle it.
[HE’S ALMOST KILLED THAT PRIME, NOW’S YOUR CHANCE!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you perforator of the paltry. Because when your team is pulled to victory while you ignored everything but the weakest enemy in sight, you can take pride in knowing that it was the gravitational field of your massive skills that got them there.
[MISTER SUPER SNIPER GETH INFILTRAAATOOOR]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEEENIUUUUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Super Sniper Geth Infiltrator.
[MISTER SUPER SNIPER GETH INFILTRAAAAAATOR]
With a slingshot you could shoot a tick off a dog’s back from three galaxies away, and you’ve got a Black Widow X.
[YOU JUST WIPED OUT LYME DISEASE!]
But skills aren’t worth a thing if you don’t show them off in the only way that matters: by killing everything too weak to need more than two shots.
[TO THE TOP OF THE SCOREBOARD!]
Primes with only 1 armor left? Troopers on the other side of the map? Hunters out of shields? Like shooting fish in a barrel.
[OR GETH IN A HALLWAY!]
Sure, half your team just got downed ten feet to your right by lucky hunter shots, but using your cloak to res them? They’ve got medigel, and there’s mooks to kill.
[I’M NOT YOUR DAMN HEALBOT!]
And so what if you’ve been standing on the next “activate four” objective for two minutes, the soldier pinned down by a squad of pyros and a prime can handle it.
[HE’S ALMOST KILLED THAT PRIME, NOW’S YOUR CHANCE!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you perforator of the paltry. Because when your team is pulled to victory while you ignored everything but the weakest enemy in sight, you can take pride in knowing that it was the gravitational field of your massive skills that got them there.
[MISTER SUPER SNIPER GETH INFILTRAAATOOOR]
#157
Posté 26 juillet 2012 - 11:03
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Last post 3 days ago....thread is comatose.
Put this thread in my signature and on my Xbox profile in hope it would live on. At this rate not even Jerry's Kids will keep it breathing.
Put this thread in my signature and on my Xbox profile in hope it would live on. At this rate not even Jerry's Kids will keep it breathing.
#158
Posté 26 juillet 2012 - 11:19
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tMc Tallgeese wrote...
Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GENIUS]
Today we salute you Mr. Fisticuffs Guy.
[MISTER FISTICUUUFFS GUUUY]
Never before has someone defeated an entire army with just their fists. Today you're going to show them all.
[SHOW 'EM WHAT I'M MADE OF]
Banshees, Primes not even an Atlas can stand against your fists of steel.
[I PITY THE FOOOOOLS]
Guns? Who needs them! You're the King of Haymakers.
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you Titan of Pain because why shoot your enemies when you can beat them to death.
Got the idea for the tribute from the "types of players you encounter" thread. Feel free to add your own! Remember, it's all in good fun.
I'm confused. Is this a sarcastic or congratulatory one? It could really go either way...
#159
Posté 30 juillet 2012 - 02:58
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Inspired by MacGarrus's post here: Mr Loves His Pylon Demolisher
Ryncol Light presents… Real Beings of Genius…
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUUS]
Today we salute you, Miss Hands-Off-My-Pylon Demolisher.
[MISS HANDS-OFF-MY-PYLON DEMOOOOOOLISHEEEEER!]
Support character? Forget that, you support us by being a grenade-chucking factory.
[FIIIIIIRE IN THE HOOOOOOLE!]
It’s sometimes hard to understand why we can’t just borrow one grenade every now and then. You know, when the ammo box is on the other side of the map and your convenient pylon is right there.
[PLEASE, MA’AM, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?]
But it’s utterly priceless to watch a Destroyer or Krogan shrink back from your steely “Don’t. You. DARE!” look of death.
[ALL MY GRENADES ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Greedy Grenadier of Girly Wrath, and sit happily by your pylon knowing its safe from the grubby hands of your selfish teammates.
[MISS HANDS-OFF-MY-PYLON DEMOOOOOOLISHEEEEER!]
Ryncol Light presents… Real Beings of Genius…
[REEEEEAL BEINGS OF GENIUUUUUS]
Today we salute you, Miss Hands-Off-My-Pylon Demolisher.
[MISS HANDS-OFF-MY-PYLON DEMOOOOOOLISHEEEEER!]
Support character? Forget that, you support us by being a grenade-chucking factory.
[FIIIIIIRE IN THE HOOOOOOLE!]
It’s sometimes hard to understand why we can’t just borrow one grenade every now and then. You know, when the ammo box is on the other side of the map and your convenient pylon is right there.
[PLEASE, MA’AM, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?]
But it’s utterly priceless to watch a Destroyer or Krogan shrink back from your steely “Don’t. You. DARE!” look of death.
[ALL MY GRENADES ARE BELONG TO MEEEEEEE!!!!!]
So crack open an ice cold Ryncol Light, you Greedy Grenadier of Girly Wrath, and sit happily by your pylon knowing its safe from the grubby hands of your selfish teammates.
[MISS HANDS-OFF-MY-PYLON DEMOOOOOOLISHEEEEER!]
#161
Posté 30 juillet 2012 - 03:18
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Ryncol Light Presents,
Real beings of genius.
[REAHL BEINGS OF GENIUHUS]
Today we salute you, Mr Revive teamate under Banshee guy.
[MISTER REVIVE TEAMATE UNDER BANSHEE GUY]
Bravely, you hold that A button toward that blue cross, ignoring whatever brought the 109,000 scoreboard point leader down. Sprinting past the brutes, marauders and 2 banshees with no health left.
[COULD BE A TRICK YEAH]
They give chase, but no matter. Saving downed teamates on non-objective waves is what matters.
[LETS BE FRIENDS LATER]
And so, you hear the lovely sound of the medigel injector, and relize "I am surrounded by all the enemies, ever" And run for the door forgetting why you were out there in the first place.
[WONDER WHAT THE KARDASHIANS ARE DOING]
Now your teamate is writhing around in the clutches of an almost dead banshee. And you know, you did everything you could. So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you angel of the battlfield because why kill the enemies when you can sentence your teamates to death by snoo snoo.
[MISTER REVIVE TEAMATE UNDER BANSHEE GUY]
Real beings of genius.
[REAHL BEINGS OF GENIUHUS]
Today we salute you, Mr Revive teamate under Banshee guy.
[MISTER REVIVE TEAMATE UNDER BANSHEE GUY]
Bravely, you hold that A button toward that blue cross, ignoring whatever brought the 109,000 scoreboard point leader down. Sprinting past the brutes, marauders and 2 banshees with no health left.
[COULD BE A TRICK YEAH]
They give chase, but no matter. Saving downed teamates on non-objective waves is what matters.
[LETS BE FRIENDS LATER]
And so, you hear the lovely sound of the medigel injector, and relize "I am surrounded by all the enemies, ever" And run for the door forgetting why you were out there in the first place.
[WONDER WHAT THE KARDASHIANS ARE DOING]
Now your teamate is writhing around in the clutches of an almost dead banshee. And you know, you did everything you could. So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light you angel of the battlfield because why kill the enemies when you can sentence your teamates to death by snoo snoo.
[MISTER REVIVE TEAMATE UNDER BANSHEE GUY]
#162
Posté 30 juillet 2012 - 05:03
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Here is ten minutes of commercial goodness. The best ones are at the beginning, and then all of the ones after about 6:30 or so.
Since some people seem to have not heard any of these.
Another one to look for is Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor.
Since some people seem to have not heard any of these.
Another one to look for is Mr. Giant Taco Salad Inventor.
#163
Posté 31 juillet 2012 - 02:22
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Well, it's about that time of week again when everyone and their mother goes apes**t, so that also means it's time for me to give this thread a free bump.
#164
Posté 31 juillet 2012 - 01:00
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Don't fret my fellow forumites, crack open a keg of Ryncol Light and drink to your health!
#165
Posté 31 juillet 2012 - 07:46
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Ryncol Light Presents,
Real beings of genius.
[REAHL BEINGS OF GENIUUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Biotic Slash Spamming Slayer.
[MISTER BIOTIC SLASH SPAMMING SLAYER]
You courageously stand behind a wall and spam Biotic Slash as much as the animation will let you.
[I WISH THIS WALL WAS MIRRORED SO I COULD LOOK AT MYSELF WHILE I DO IT!]
Who needs biotic rocket boots? You never have to move from this spot.
[GOTTA REMEMBER TO SHOOT MY GUN SOMETIMES SO I DON'T GETTTT AUTO-KICKED!]
When the going gets tough, the tough get spammy. And you kill them all.
[AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T ON A LOWER ELEVAAAAAATION!]
So slash open a can of Ryncol Light and drink while you play. You only need one hand to spam anyway.
[MISTER BIOTIC SLASH SPAMMING SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYER]
Real beings of genius.
[REAHL BEINGS OF GENIUUUS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Biotic Slash Spamming Slayer.
[MISTER BIOTIC SLASH SPAMMING SLAYER]
You courageously stand behind a wall and spam Biotic Slash as much as the animation will let you.
[I WISH THIS WALL WAS MIRRORED SO I COULD LOOK AT MYSELF WHILE I DO IT!]
Who needs biotic rocket boots? You never have to move from this spot.
[GOTTA REMEMBER TO SHOOT MY GUN SOMETIMES SO I DON'T GETTTT AUTO-KICKED!]
When the going gets tough, the tough get spammy. And you kill them all.
[AS LONG AS THEY AREN'T ON A LOWER ELEVAAAAAATION!]
So slash open a can of Ryncol Light and drink while you play. You only need one hand to spam anyway.
[MISTER BIOTIC SLASH SPAMMING SLAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYER]
#166
Posté 01 août 2012 - 01:34
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DragonRacer wrote...
[PLEASE, MA’AM, MAY I HAVE SOME MORE?]
But it’s utterly priceless to watch a Destroyer or Krogan shrink back from your steely “Don’t. You. DARE!” look of death.
Krogan: . o O (They're scarier than our women...)
#167
Posté 12 août 2012 - 11:27
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Nerf All the Things Guy!
[MR.NERF ALL THE THIIIINGSSSSSS GUY]
Whenever the Gods of Balance, Bioware, need reminding that Mass Effect isn’t quite up to your high levels of snuff, you take it upon yourself to tell the whole BSN!
[THE KRYSAE BREAKS THE GAME]
You make whole threads dedicated to balancing the game by dropping the Revenant to Avenger levels!
[TACTICAL CLOAK DESTROYS THE OTHER classES!]
So in your pursuit of the all Holy Nerf, you must make known to everyone just what is “broken” and how to “fix” it
[THE PIRHANNA ISN’T FAIR]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you righteous rectifier of wrongs, Because of you everyone will get the “fair” and perfect ME3 Multiplayer experience
[MR.NERF ALL THE THIIIINGSSSSSS GUY]
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Nerf All the Things Guy!
[MR.NERF ALL THE THIIIINGSSSSSS GUY]
Whenever the Gods of Balance, Bioware, need reminding that Mass Effect isn’t quite up to your high levels of snuff, you take it upon yourself to tell the whole BSN!
[THE KRYSAE BREAKS THE GAME]
You make whole threads dedicated to balancing the game by dropping the Revenant to Avenger levels!
[TACTICAL CLOAK DESTROYS THE OTHER classES!]
So in your pursuit of the all Holy Nerf, you must make known to everyone just what is “broken” and how to “fix” it
[THE PIRHANNA ISN’T FAIR]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you righteous rectifier of wrongs, Because of you everyone will get the “fair” and perfect ME3 Multiplayer experience
[MR.NERF ALL THE THIIIINGSSSSSS GUY]
#168
Posté 24 août 2012 - 05:49
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Omni-bump for Friday mood booster!
#169
Posté 24 août 2012 - 06:04
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This thread is chuck full of win. Thanks for the Friday bump. We need more!
#170
Posté 24 août 2012 - 06:48
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Radio Moscow wrote...
I was drinking something poofy,
And the Asari saw right through me.
So I had a pint of Ryncol Light,
And now she's gunna screw me.
... Burma shave?
#171
Posté 10 septembre 2012 - 08:58
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It has been requested that this thread be...NECRO-BUMPED!!!!!
Thus, it has been...
...aaand...fail.
Thus, it has been...
...aaand...fail.
Modifié par Yajuu Omoi, 10 septembre 2012 - 09:32 .
#172
Posté 13 septembre 2012 - 03:54
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Lash/Pull/Throw All the Things Guy!
Whenever you see a teammate with a sniper in the lobby, you know it's time to Swap to your Biotics. You take it upon yourself to make sure they never hit a thing.
You always know where that sniper is looking, even from the other side of the map.
No matter what, no matter where, you'll be there to Lash/pull/Throw that enemy out of the way.
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you biotic mastermind. Even when the match is over, you can be happy with your 75 assists medal while the sniper picks up all his wasted shots.
Real Beings of Genius
Today we salute you, Mr. Lash/Pull/Throw All the Things Guy!
Whenever you see a teammate with a sniper in the lobby, you know it's time to Swap to your Biotics. You take it upon yourself to make sure they never hit a thing.
You always know where that sniper is looking, even from the other side of the map.
No matter what, no matter where, you'll be there to Lash/pull/Throw that enemy out of the way.
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you biotic mastermind. Even when the match is over, you can be happy with your 75 assists medal while the sniper picks up all his wasted shots.
#173
Posté 16 septembre 2012 - 06:38
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Ryncol Light Presents
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Lone 1337 Sniper on Gold!
[MR. LONE 1337 SNIPER ON GOOOOOOOOLD]
Wave 10, objective completed, all squadmates down, No Missiles, and a whole army of pissed of Reapers. Time to go to work.
[IMMA ROCK THIS MUTHA ****AAAAAAAAAA!]
15 Minutes in, 4 Cannibals down, You take your victories where you can get 'em, and if months of spending time with your Mantis has taught you one thing, it's patience.
[I COULD DO THIS ALL NIIIIIIIIGHT]
45 minutes in, 3 Banshees, 2 Ravagers, and a Brute is all that stand between you and victory. No one on your team has a mic, but you can feel them cheering you onward, and you draw on this energy to keep you going.
[I'M GOOOOONNA BE A HEROOOOOOOO]
1 Hours, 22 minutes in. 2 Banshees left! You've come far, farther then you ever have before. Lesser men would have given up by now, but not you, you're on the edge of glory, and nothing's gonna stop you now!
[I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONAAAAAAAAAAY!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you one man wreckng crew of snail pace destruction, because without your heroic last stand, your team of level 20s never would have gone on to Partial Extract for a handful more experience.
[MR.LONE 1337 SNIPER ON GOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!]
YOU'RE WELCOME FORUMS.....
Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUS!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Lone 1337 Sniper on Gold!
[MR. LONE 1337 SNIPER ON GOOOOOOOOLD]
Wave 10, objective completed, all squadmates down, No Missiles, and a whole army of pissed of Reapers. Time to go to work.
[IMMA ROCK THIS MUTHA ****AAAAAAAAAA!]
15 Minutes in, 4 Cannibals down, You take your victories where you can get 'em, and if months of spending time with your Mantis has taught you one thing, it's patience.
[I COULD DO THIS ALL NIIIIIIIIGHT]
45 minutes in, 3 Banshees, 2 Ravagers, and a Brute is all that stand between you and victory. No one on your team has a mic, but you can feel them cheering you onward, and you draw on this energy to keep you going.
[I'M GOOOOONNA BE A HEROOOOOOOO]
1 Hours, 22 minutes in. 2 Banshees left! You've come far, farther then you ever have before. Lesser men would have given up by now, but not you, you're on the edge of glory, and nothing's gonna stop you now!
[I'M NOT IN IT FOR THE MONAAAAAAAAAAY!]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you one man wreckng crew of snail pace destruction, because without your heroic last stand, your team of level 20s never would have gone on to Partial Extract for a handful more experience.
[MR.LONE 1337 SNIPER ON GOoooooooOOOOOOOOOOOLD!!!!!]
YOU'RE WELCOME FORUMS.....
Modifié par brettc893, 16 septembre 2012 - 06:38 .
#174
Posté 11 octobre 2012 - 05:07
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Could somebody please do one on the hazard for Firebase Reactor?
#175
Posté 11 octobre 2012 - 03:49
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M.T.Headed wrote...
Could somebody please do one on the hazard for Firebase Reactor?
Ask and you shall receive :3
....
Ryncol Light Presents... Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUSSS!!!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Reactor Activation Guy
[MR. COMPULSIVE REACTOR ACTIVATION GUYYYY]
Some say that multiplayer is all about tactics; others, teamwork. But you know what's really important: pushing buttons.
[SO PRETTY AND SHINY]
With all the common sense of a krogan with ADD, you sit next to that button and activate it, no matter what's inside the Reactor
[THOSE SWARMERS ARE HISTORY]
Your three squadmates are in the reactor? Who cares? There are also three husks in there, and the only solution is a full-blown nuclear meltdown.
[WHY AM I GLOWING?]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you Master of Environmental Disaster. Even with Banshees and Brutes bearing down on you, no one's going to keep you from pressing that button.
[MR. COMPULSIVE REACTOR ACTIVATION GUYYYY]
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