Modifié par DragonRacer, 11 octobre 2012 - 04:46 .
Warden Kuril wrote...
M.T.Headed wrote...
Could somebody please do one on the hazard for Firebase Reactor?
Ask and you shall receive :3
....
Ryncol Light Presents... Real Beings of Genius
[REAL BEINGS OF GEEENIUSSS!!!!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Compulsive Reactor Activation Guy
[MR. COMPULSIVE REACTOR ACTIVATION GUYYYY]
Some say that multiplayer is all about tactics; others, teamwork. But you know what's really important: pushing buttons.
[SO PRETTY AND SHINY]
With all the common sense of a krogan with ADD, you sit next to that button and activate it, no matter what's inside the Reactor
[THOSE SWARMERS ARE HISTORY]
Your three squadmates are in the reactor? Who cares? There are also three husks in there, and the only solution is a full-blown nuclear meltdown.
[WHY AM I GLOWING?]
So crack open a keg of Ryncol Light, you Master of Environmental Disaster. Even with Banshees and Brutes bearing down on you, no one's going to keep you from pressing that button.
[MR. COMPULSIVE REACTOR ACTIVATION GUYYYY]
DragonRacer wrote...
Ryncol Light Presents… Real Beings of Genius…
[REEEEAL BEEEINGS OF GEEEEENIIIUUUSSS]
Today we salute you, Mr. Jetpack-Happy Turian.
[MR. JETPACK-HAPPY TUUUUURIAAAAAN]
Living up to your name, you wreak havoc upon your foes by raining death from above.
[BANZAAAAAAIIIIII!!!!!]
Vanguard schmanguard! Who needs them when you can strap rockets to a Turian Soldier’s limbs and call it a day?
[IT’S A BIRD, IT’S A PLANE, IT’S…]
Zooming across the map, high on stim packs, you’re our best hope at a second chance when the enemy closes in for that final stomp.
[SOOOOOMEBODY GRAB ME A CAPE NOW!]
So, crack open a nice, cold Ryncol Light, you Turian Terror of the Thermosphere, and feel great about the fact that you bring both reach and flexibility to the table.
[MR. JETPACK-HAPPY TUUUUURIAAAAAN]
Modifié par notabotipromise, 22 octobre 2012 - 04:41 .
Nova Rayne wrote...
Ryncol Light Presents... Real beings of genius...
[REEEEEAL BEEEINGS OF GEEEENIIUUSSS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Week Old Ryncol Light Thread Bumper Guy!
[MR. WEEK OLD RYNCOL LIGHT THREAD BUUUUUMPER GUUUY!]
When you saw this thread dying again, you made it your solemn duty to revive it.
[PRESS X TO REEEVIIIIIIIIIIIVE!]
Refusing to go with a standard "bump", you made a whole song to serve the same purpose.
[THIS IS TOTALLY NOT SELF REFRENCING!]
You refuse to see this thread leave the front page for more than seven days, and you will pump bump after bump into it until like Frankenstein's monster, it lives again.
[IT'S AALIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIVEEE]
Having no shame, you declared yourself a real being of genius, and got right to work.
[SERIOUSLY HOW BIIIIIG IS YOUR EEEEEGO?!?!?]
So crack open an ice-cold Ryncol Light you bodacious bumper you, and wait for the great posts to start rolling back in.
[MR. RYYYYNCOL LIIIIGHT THREAD BUUUUMPER GUUUUUUUY!]
This Ryncol Light is for you!notabotipromise wrote...
Can I put in a request for
morbid-fear-of-swarmers-guy? Watched a geth engineer with a widow kill
all the swarmers ever this afternoon while I got my face ripped off by a
brute five feet away.
EDIT:spelling
Modifié par Cundu_Ertur, 22 novembre 2012 - 11:17 .
Cundu_Ertur wrote...
This Ryncol Light is for you!notabotipromise wrote...
Can I put in a request for
morbid-fear-of-swarmers-guy? Watched a geth engineer with a widow kill
all the swarmers ever this afternoon while I got my face ripped off by a
brute five feet away.
EDIT:spelling
Ryncol Light Presents... Real beings of genius...
[REEEEEAL BEEEINGS OF GEEEENIIUUSSS!]
Today we salute you, Mr.Swarmer-Executioner-Guy
[MR. SWARMER-EXECUTIONER-GUY!!]
Where others seen an inconvenience, you see a dire threat to the safety of the civilized galaxy.
[OH GOD THE END IS COMING!]
Single-handedly, you and you alone will stand between your team and the apocalyptic swarm of tiny, defenseless, baby rachni-reapers.
[TASTE DEATH YOU FILTHY BRATS!]
Whatever firepower it takes -- Black Widows, Claymores, or even Cobra Rockets -- you WILL defeat the swarm.
[UM, GUYS I'M OUT OF ROCKETS NOW]
With single-minded dedication, you will complete your goal of eradicating the minuscule menace no matter what -- downed team-mates, near-by objectives, looming death at the hands of a Banshee or a Brute, none of these matter as much as shooting a Swarmer in its unblinking eye.
[DUDE, IF YOU GOT GEL THEN USE IT!]
So crack open an ice-cold bottle of Ryncol light, oh Slayer of the Swarmers, and know that at least the auto-aim computer agrees with your threat assessment, even if no-one else does.
[MR. SWARMER-EXECUTIONER-GUY!!]
Guest_Aotearas_*
Modifié par The Krauser, 24 janvier 2013 - 08:35 .
tMc Tallgeese wrote...
Resurrection Bump - Complete
Anti-Necrosis Devotion...I like it.
DragonRacer wrote...
In honor of the recent forum freak-out...
Ryncol Light Presents... Real beings of genius...
[REEEEEAL BEEEINGS OF GEEEENIIUUSSS!]
Today we salute you, Mr. Mass Hysteria Poster
[MR. MASS HYSTERIA POOOOSTEEEEER!!]
In the world of analogies, you proudly wield your posting stick and whack that forum beehive to see what happens, repeating rumors and speculations as if they are fact.
[SOURCES ARE FOR LOSERS!]
Weekly balance changes slowing down after nearly a year? Yup, definitely a clear indication that the servers will be shut down by week’s end.
[REPENT! THE END IS NIGH!]
Pay no mind that a trilogy pack was only just recently released, extending the game’s lifespan significantly. There is no place for logic here, only panic and fear. With a side dish of trolling.
[DOES MY THREAD TITLE NEED MORE ASTERISKS???]
So crack open an ice-cold bottle of Ryncol light, Chicken Little, and enjoy one final brew before the entire universe goes super-nova.
[MR. MASS HYSTERIA POOOOSTEEEEER!!]
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