Anyone else getting turned on by these Salarians?
Created 55 minutes ago by xX1337P3R0M@N1AXx
Like everyone else this weekend I've been playing a lot of Firebase White on Gold against Salarian Engineers. It seems those lulzy N7s are farming hard for some new DLC coming out that they think will help them suck less, as if that would ever happen since all you have to do to kill them is make sure they have to hack on Wave 10 or give them disable devices when they were too stupid to bring an infiltrator, what n00bs. Anyway we all know we see those frog people way too much there, it's as if that's the only place they can win or something, who knows. Well as usual that damn Engy had his f****** GOD MODE on while sitting in the middle of those three desks that you're ordered to go to at the beginning of the wave, and I told myself I was going to make that little b**** scream as I readied my sweet little flamethrower. But this time, something about standing right in front of him with his bumpy, diamond shaped head at crotch level made me feel a little heated, no pun intended. Well as I took a moment to think about how he must have a really long tongue being an amphibian and all, I get grabbed around the waist by another Salarian who touched my ass clearly intentionally, then threw me to the ground and proceeded to straddle me with his strong, springy legs before knocking me out. What happened in the next 15 minutes I do not know, except that when I woke I was surrounded by offline platforms and felt weirdly violated. So I have to ask the community: is anyone else getting turned on by these Salarians?
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Created 52 minutes ago by enraged_zombie
Dude. Why do you think I make a beeline for them the first chance I get and hump the life out of them?
Someone's late to the party.
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Created 51 minutes ago by KaiLengismyOTP
I thought I had seen the nadir of stupidity on this forum with the last jiggly Nemesis bumbum thread. But I guess it's good you walking toasters are fantasizing about pear-shaped snipers and amphibians rather than us Phantoms, because we would probably chop the wiring directly below your groin area off if you did.
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Created 50 minutes ago by The_@las [moderator]
Let's keep the flaming to a minimum here people. @KaiLengismyOTP, I've already banned you once for overly aggressive behavior toward other community members. Don't make me ground pound you the next time a QI sabotages me.
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Created 49 minutes ago by Morrigan's_Robes
Um, no. I mean, I can understand wanting to use them for their intelligence and ability to instantly clone themselves (seriously wtf?), but have you seen their posture? Cleavage-baring rags will never hang off those frames in an alluring fashion.
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Created 48 minutes ago by xXagenerictrollXx
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Created 47 minutes ago by The_@las [moderator]
@xXagenerictrollXx, I've removed your meme image due to spam. Image-only posts are against our site rules, which you still seem to not understand despite having been banned multiple times.
Also, that gif of the Asari Vanguard glitching out 30 meters above Firebase Condor with the "FAIL" caption is super old. You should get some new material.
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Created 46 minutes ago by SensitiveBrute
I would love them a lot more if they didn't spam Incinerate at me all day long. Do you have any idea how hot it is inside of these fricking metal plates?
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Created 45 minutes ago by Wanda_The_Nemesis
Wait, I thought they didn't even have a sex drive? I have to admit I have seen their soft little heads in my laser sights more than a couple times and wondered how they felt.
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Created 45 minutes ago by DefenderOfTheConsensus
We question the original poster's decision to adopt organic patterns of speech on these forums when it is clearly Geth.
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Created 44 minutes ago by xX1337P3R0M@N1AXx
@DefenderOfTheConsensus Well I question why you continue to deploy your useless Combat Drone that does nothing in every game we play together rather than shooting at the enemy. Even though your programs were uploaded to a prime platform you remain a scrub.
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Created 43 minutes ago by DefenderOfTheConsensus
This platform's tactical programs have no relation to the other's choice to employ organic patterns of speech in this setting.
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Created 42 minutes ago by xX1337P3R0M@N1AXx
Alright prime, just give this program a try. The input is standard Geth verbal equivalency and the output is galactic standard idiomatic English. You'll make a lot more friends in Cerberus that way.
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Created 41 minutes ago by DefenderOfTheConsensus
Speech of that form is inefficient. We continue to question the Pyro unit's rationale for electing to use it.
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Created 40 minutes ago by The_@las [moderator]
I can't believe I'm saying this but...please keep this post on topic. A personal back and forth can be taken to the PM system or the Geth collective.
ATLAS SMASH
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Created 39 minutes ago by MissunderstoodArdat-Yakshi
@Wanda--I've had a few Salarians in my time and let me tell you, they most definitely have a sex drive. It just takes a lot of woman to bring it out of them, if you know what I mean.
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