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[LULZferBAKON]

>That feeling when you make a thread people love - LULZferBAKON

>That feeling when you make a thread reapers love - BROOTSferBRAWNZ

[VelvetStraitjacket]

This is fun! LMFAO

SPAMMERS
-created about 6 hours ago by xXNemesisXx

lol dis blue **** Adept
-created 14 mintues ago by Phantom_of_luv

[Guide] Firebase Condor Glitch
-created about 2 hours ago by Brutus

Banshee just stole my kill!!!1
-created 5 minutes ago by iGeth

Petition for Female Geth, support equality!
-createrd 1 day ago by THE_PRIME123

elitists...
-created about 5 hours ago by Troop3R

FIX THE ****ING GETH INFILTRATOR!!!1
-created 13 minutes ago by MarauderHealth

Sexy Asari wants 2 chat with u
-created 2 minutes abo by ScreamQueen03

Modifié par PsychoHitsPeach, 26 mai 2012 - 10:53 .

[Invellous]

Phantom taking cover.
"Geth Infitlrator! Did he see me? Oh God I hope he didn't see me. Just stay cool ol' Girl. Just stay cool. Keep your back to this wall, and it will all be fin... *BANG!*

Guardian bragging to Cerberus Assault Trooper.
"This Shield X is so sick bro. No way those Snipers are gon...*BANG*

Cerberus Assault Trooper.
"AIM BOT!"

Geth Rocket Trooper after being hit by a Krogan Vanguard's Heavy Melee.
"This platform is blasting off again!"

Frustrated Nemesis
"OMG! I've shot that dude like five times how is he not dead! It is a Sniper Rifle, not a Nerf Gun!!!

Geth Hunter trolled by Geth Infiltrator.
"Acknowledging fellow Hunter Unit's presence, attempting to connect...Error...wait...*BANG*

Banshee scolding Asari Adept
"Stop using Biotic Explosions on your Mother before I ground you!"

[Invellous]

Shameless Double Post

Bioware's Maurader Shields, not mine!
-created 2 days ago by mrhugsyoface

Concerned Geth Pyro Unit
-created 5 minutes ago by Johnny5

This Platform detected a 27% increase in CPU processing speed after being grabbed by an Asari Adept. Present Heat Sink were insufficient to keep inner hardware at optimal temperatures. This Platform detected a change in target priority as well. Asari Adepts are prioritize over all other present Target. However Combat Systems no longer trigger when Asari Adepts are targeted. This Platform find these occurrences to be problematic. This Platofrm believes it is in need of maintenance.

[Guide] Guide to being a Gold Space Ninja Assassin
-created 1 hour ago by CaptainStabsalot

Modifié par Invellous, 26 mai 2012 - 11:45 .

[VelvetStraitjacket]

I did some more too

Smurfettes...I'm done.
-created 5 minutes ago by IfUSeekA_Phantom

OMG got killed 2 seconds after spawning!
-created 10 minutes ago by TheRealMorinth

Looking for a competent Gold run gang
-created 1 day ago by Huskify

good spot 2 camp in firebase white?
-created 1 day ago by _NeMeSisWhISpR_

So...Ex-Cerberus?
-created about 10 hours ago by Centurion666

****ING CHEATERS!!!11
-created 1 minute ago by BossTrooper

I'm such a troll he he
-created 3 hours ago by TheIllusiveEngineer

Modifié par PsychoHitsPeach, 26 mai 2012 - 12:11 .

[Severyx]

[Seriously, that crap's annoying!]

So I joined a geth game today to see what all the hubbub was about. I couldn't hear a freakin' thing! Every time a Prime showed up, all it did was spam dubstep over its mic! It must be virulent, too, because the other geth responded with - guess what - MORE dubstep!

I'll play a few more games with you guys, but seriously, cut that dubstep crap out or I'm done! I don't get 'huntervision' or whatever the crap you guys have, so I have to HEAR where those vanguards are!

- ShriekingPrincess

[filetemo]

Tired of noobs who can't flank on firebase white by pyrohunterprime

[matyholi]

Kel Riever wrote...

Geth Prime thinks:

Would you all please STOP walking past that counter!?

Atlas:

You call this thing in my arm a missle launcher?   What's it filled with, popcorn?

I LOLed

[3XT3RM1N4TUS]

Bump =D

[jokey javik]

Phantom-oh great that alliance soldier Vergara is back with that damn black widow, and he brought his meat shield friends forlin, nodem, and the only one of them my sword can't kill that geth baliff wait oh crap two prox mines and wait are they all holding rockets oh well its what I get for bringing a sword to a gun fight.

[Star fury]

General forum

Petition for nerfing Cobra missiles
Created 3 months ago

Plz Bioware nerf tactical cloak, it's complete OP

Which is worse - salarian infiltrator or asari adept[flame is not allowed]

Is N7 rating overrated?

Complete guide "How to wipe whole N7 ops team on bronze on wave 1"[pics and video inside]
Created 1 hour ago by H@rb1nger


Cerberus forum

Give me Black Widow Bioware or else I quit MP!!! Fed up with constant Raptor cards?!!
Created 1 hour ago by nemesis2012

We need Shields/Barrier
Created 2 months ago by Gu@rd1an

Yet another stasis RANT
Created 4 days ago by jackthephantom

Nerf asari adept
Created 4 days ago by jackthephantom

Geth forum

Anyone feels discriminated by the absense of grenades and instakills?

After all buffs we still the weakest faction!


Reaper forum

Fix Kishok Bioware!!!
Created 1 month ago by unafraggerbanshee

Why cannibal idiots leave everything and run to eat fallen comrade and die
Created 2 days ago by truemaraudershields

Why marauders give us armour platings and make us sitting ducks?
Created 2 days ago canni1991

Modifié par Star fury, 27 mai 2012 - 04:03 .

[xSNPx ZoDiaC]

This thread is pure gold. lmfao!

[WFSW]

Add Collectors as DLC! They can help!
Created 30 minutes ago by harbinger5ever

[Beeno4Life]

Bump for righteous justice!

[holdenagincourt]

soulstriker09 wrote...

holdenagincourt wrote...

The topic currently at the top of the C/G/R forums (yes, it's long, work is dead lol):

Anyone else getting turned on by these Salarians?
Created 55 minutes ago by xX1337P3R0M@N1AXx

.....

YOU WIN.
ALL THE WINS.
hahahaha

*bows* thank you thank you

Just read through the last page of this thread, I missed a lot of good ones! This is right up there with the multiplayer hate mail thread! 

[Delta0175]

Reminds me of that thread where people posted 'hate mail' they got from in-game enemies....where did it go anyway, people lost interest in it already?

Edit: I got Ninja'd....lol.....

Modifié par Delta0175, 03 juin 2012 - 07:11 .

[Pete Zahut]

Cerberus: I hate the human race! Let's destroy them!
Reapers: Lets make everyone look like us!
Geth: These guys are shooting at me so.... I'm just gonna shoot back with papa prime at my back.

[usmcsnyper31]

hilarious *presses A to revive*

[Star fury]

This thread is one of the best on MP forum. Necro!

[Taritu]

They think we're cheaper than the Geth.

[Hunting-bird]

This thread is a classic. Keep up the good work guys.

[Raz In Peace]

I'm sure these two threads appear in the forums:

"Screw this, I'm playing Runescape" - Nemesis_dopidooodop

"Fun fact - GPS goes through N7 Paladin shields" - Hunter_Mode_Rox

"Nerf N7 Shadows!!" - Pole_Dance_Fantom

"Rocket Glitch 101: X4 ur Rocket DPS!" - Rocket Trooper 004

[nevets187]

Exterminate!
(Said in the voice of a Dalek)

[ABNDT]

"Scions get melee sync-kills and we don't!?" -RabidRachni

"Ugh, my team is so slow" -Phoenix Jenkins

"Petition: Reduce head size, please" -The Collector General

"SHOOT THE VOLUS FIRST!" -Centurion501

"Bioware, y u no give us new units?" [locked] -Omnomnom