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[Catastrophy]

Prawny wrote...

"I require immediate medical assistance to attend my bullet wound traumas! I would be very grateful if someone could provide this."

*thinks* - then:
"Raahhh! We don't fall for your clever tricks? Leave now!"

[QCteamkill]

When revived "You ruined my tricks!"

[Guanxii]

 "You sound like a Shepard!"

[Rombomm]

When revived: "You work for doctor!"

[Major Tao]

BouncyFrag wrote...

all Shakespeare all the time

It will certainly be a shock to everyone when the Secret Salarian Uplift plan for the Vorcha is at last revealed...

Yes... the Salarians saw the film "LawnMower Man" and they decided to try it....using advanced VI  teaching methods,  corticle stimulators,  and the discovery of the Vorcha "smarts" gene. 

After blowing up the minds of a few dozen Vorcha they finally succeeded with a Vorcha nicknamed "Triple H" - for Harold Hieronomous Hinkley.  

Released on the battlefield... Harold soon became legendary for his dashing bon mots,  Shakespearian quotes and astoundingly fast tactical analysis.  

HHH: Upon the approach of the Enemy:  "Good things of day begin to droop and drowse,
                                                                           While night's black agents to their preys do rouse."  

HHH: When facing a phantom for the first time:  "I SAY - is that A DAGGER I SEE BEFORE ME ?"    

HHH: After killing the last Enemy objective target:   " We came here not to praise him - but yes - to BURY HIM !"

Unfortunately his sheer brilliance annoyed the heck out of any Salarians on the team...as Hieronomous could not resist teasing them about their ability to do damage. 

HHH to a Salarian Infiltrator:  " I SAY GOOD CHAP - I see you favor the Black Widow sniper rifle - let's talk DPS and ROF - shall we ?"

Hinkley also got into trouble for repeatedly seeking to charm the pants off of any Asari on the team.  

HHH to Asari Commando:  "Bid me discourse, I will enchant thine ear,
                                                  Or like a fairy trip upon the green,
                                                 Or, like a nymph, with long dishevell'd hair,
                                                 Dance on the sands, and yet no footing seen:
                                                   Love is a spirit all compact of fire,
                                                     Not gross to sink, but light, and will aspire."

     ( Pause )    "Ahem... Fair One...you know.....its not just my teeth and eyes that are big...."      ( SLAP ! ) 


HHH to Asari Justicar:        " There's language in her eye, her cheek, her lip,  
                                             Nay, her foot speaks; her wanton spirits look out at every joint and motive of her body.."    

                           "What is love? 'Tis not hereafter;
                                Present mirth hath present laughter;
                              What's to come is still unsure:
                           In delay there lies no plenty;
                          Then come kiss me, sweet-and-twenty:
                            Youth's a stuff will not endure."  

          ( Pause )   "Ahem.... So.......would you like to come to my place ?"          

Justicar:   "You CAD !    ( SLAP ! ) 



HHH to Asari Vanguard:  

"Thou hast me, if thou hast me,at the worst; and thou shalt wear me, if thou wear me, better andbetter; and therefore tell me, most fair ( _______ ) , will you haveme? Put off your maiden blushes; avouch the thoughts of your heartwith the looks of an empress; take me by the hand, and say, Harryof England, I am thine..."
           (  Pause )   ".......C'mon....Don't say 'Maybe' Baby !   - Say Yes ! " 

Vanguard:   " I would DESTROY You !"  

HHH:     "Oh Sweet Rose.......PLEASE DO !"

[Eterna]

*Banshee Scream*
"WE GRIEVE!!1"

[Serkevan]

I support TF2 style voice chat. Move the gear up!

POOT SENTRY HERE.

[WalkingBartie]

Spartanburger wrote...

*Phantom/Hunter cloaks*
Vorcha: "GAAAAAAAH. WE KNOW YOUR TRICKS"

Brilliant. Hopefully there'll be something similar. 

[Miniature Organic Meatbag]

Yes TF2 style voice chat please!

[Stick636]

"Gaaaah! Injured!"
"Kiiiill!"
"Gaaah! Fire!" - Getting hit by pyro
"Hehehehe"

[Wesus]

Hack / disable : we break fans

Target : kill gavorn

[Mac100]

See's geth "metal man"
See's cerberus "soft skin"
See's reapers "Hmmm? kill it"
See's banshee "Boobies"

[xtorma]

Him dead, me take boots.

Me has holes in me.

[Nitrocuban]

[random JarJar Binks quotes]

[macroberts]

I'd imagine something along the lines of "GAAAAH BURRRRRRRRRRRRN!" might be called for. =P

[SinerAthin]

"RAH! THERE'S NOTHING LEFT TO SHOOT!" *Wave complete*

"(Panic) FIRE, FIRE, FIREEEE!!!" *When attacked by Pyro*

"IT'S RAAH BOMB!" *Sees grenade*

"ME... mad now... rrh... "*Incapacitated*

Modifié par SinerAthin, 27 mai 2012 - 01:53 .

[TKC-Gaming]

ME NO WANT LEAVE , ME WANT FIGHT ( Extraction)
U NO HURT ( Reviving )
YOU GO BOOM ( Missle )
CANT SHOOT MORE ( No clips )

[Kick In The Door]

YOU WORK FOR HARBINGER! TRY TO INDOCTRINATE US!
WE KILL YOU FIRST!

[Rick Lewis]

I love you guys. *hugs everyone*

I so WANT my Vorcha!

[Teratoid]

Major_Tao_Tau wrote...

BouncyFrag wrote...

all Shakespeare all the time

It will certainly be a shock to everyone when the Secret Salarian Uplift plan for the Vorcha is at last revealed...

--snip--

     ( Pause )    "Ahem... Fair One...you know.....its not just my teeth and eyes that are big...."      ( SLAP ! )

lol


Know that new game mode? Retrieve the objective or something?

I can just hear the Vorcha, picking it up, and going:

"MY PRECIOUSSSSSSS....."

[spirosz]

WE LEAVE!

[DarkerCompanion]

FOR VORCHA-LAND!

I've been hoping they say this since the leak.

[Severyx]

"Enemy scramblers are disrupting communications. Find them and shut them down!"

"WE SHUT DOWN MACHINES!"

Modifié par Severyx, 29 mai 2012 - 03:05 .

[Terrorize69]

Vorchas will say..

"Ahh!"

"Ahhhhhhhh!"

"Ah!"

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh I keel you!"

Oh and...

"Ahhhh!"

[axl99]

BREAK FAAAANS.

EVERYONE CHOKE AND DIIIIIEEEEE.

Modifié par axl99, 29 mai 2012 - 03:07 .