Just some joke items I made up for the Rebellion DLC
Weapons
Craymore Shotgun
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With the Reaper threat looming, human companies that had outsourced work to colony worlds began shifting their focus on manufacturing weapons for the war effort. Knowing that children were in danger as well, Crayola and Fisher Price began collaboratively devoting resources to the manufacturing of Claymore shotguns, custom designed for use by children. Unfortunately, the heavy recoil of the Craymore shotgun resulted in the deaths or disfigurement of thousands of children, and the Craymore was recalled. There are few Craymore shotguns in circulation that are being used by elite operatives that appreciate the humor of beating the Reapers with children's weapons.
(A Salarian operative holding his Craymore)
Nyan Cannon
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In an attempt to distract Reaper Forces, the owner of a Japanese weapon's manufacturing company, who suffers from dementia, began making a weapon he dubbed the Nyan Cannon. The Nyan Cannon launches a cat at the enemy, with a poisonous Pop Tart taped to it. When consumed by a Cannibal, a chemical reacts with their bodies to create an airborne anti-reaper virus, causing massive damage to surrounding reaper forces.
(A Nyan Cannon Projectile)
Gear Mod
Neck Extension Module
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[color=rgb(170, 170, 170)">Understanding the need for superior situational awareness, the Alliance has developed a neck bone extending modification that works for all humanoid life. The Neck Extension Module provides the user with a higher field of view and thickened cranial bone structure, allowing the ability to see around corners without risking bodily harm. Being expensive to produce, the Neck Extension Module is uncommon. The likelihood of finding one is ]quite a stretch.[/color]
(Shepard, sporting a Neck Extension Module)
(An Eclipse Ninja merc lunges through the air with a Neck Extension Module)
New classes
Bluman Soldier
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Facing the biggest threat the galaxy has ever known requires all hands on deck. Diseased humans petitioned for the right to join the Alliance and fight for their survival, but were turned down. Posing as a long-lost male version of the Asari species, humans with skin conditions caused by inbreeding managed to gain the support of the Asari military forces and joined the fight shortly after.
(Bluman Soldier character creation)
The Things Infiltrator
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After the incident at the Sidon facility, the Alliance constructed a new research base to continue their work on Artificial Intelligence technology in secret. A mistake by a lab technician (rerouting Memebase extranet traffic to the AI core) resulted in an unplanned exposure to outside material. Upon losing its sanity, the AI developed mobile holographic emitter technology to allow itself to be manifested in a physical form. Not the most subtle of its class, The Things Infiltrator can manipulate the photons used in its physical representation to appear invisible. Seeing no use for restraint, The Things Infiltrator uses a Cobra Missile Launcher, modded for Missile fabrication during combat.
(The Things Infiltrator giving orders)
Modifié par 1337haxwtg, 30 mai 2012 - 06:03 .
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