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OUT THE AIRLOCK WITH YOU - The Times You Just Wanted to Tell Off/Harm A Squad Member Or NPC


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#76
Luviagelita

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Tali, you flirt Garrus, I kill you slowly and painfully. So don't bother bending over his console it the main battery.

Thane, could you please stop talking about how you're dying? We're all on cuicide mision, remember?

Miranda, that guy who told you you're perfect... Well, he's not your friend, don't feel bad about it.

Liara, next time you'd want to come to my room, wake Garrus and send HIM.

Kaidan... *takes the wine bottle and smashes over his head*


Don't kill me please, guys))

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Seifer006 wrote...

a Good one came across my mind. I think just about all will agree with me on this


ME3 - Liara's Mother, Matarich Aethya or watever her name is

ME2, she was cool. She was fun to talk to. But in ME3, the entire conversation was sour. Also did anyone else notice how she looked completely different???


Yes, she did look alot like when Shepard drank that Mystery Drink or whatever it was called in ME2.

Hmm.... Intoxication Theory, anyone??

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Landon7001

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miranda in me 3 when she just wouldnt join me on the normandy even after we took down the collectors and became intimate together

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CptData

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No one.

Period. I like all of them and they all had their screentime in my games ^^

#80
Ticonderoga117

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Ash, oh please Ash.

*After giving TIM repeated middle fingers in ME2 and then stealing his ship and AI*

Ash: You're still part of Cerberus! What do you know!
Shep: I know nothing, I swear!
Ash: I don't believe you!
Shep: ಠ_ಠ
*After Ash gets manhandled by Eva, Shep jettisons her butt out the airlock.*
James: Hey, where did Ashley go?
Shep: Uh, no idea. Not really going to worry about it.

#81
TheClonesLegacy

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Generic Screen Name wrote...

I really wish I could tell Liara to get the hell out of my room.

This.

#82
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Wahukeza wrote...

Anderson for saying Shepard had put on weight. Come on, she's skin and bones! That's just mean.


This 100%. It was hard to believe that she was a soldier in ME3.

Like someone else said, all of the characters have rubbed me the wrong way once or twice, but honestly ME3 Shepard autodialogue pissed me off the most. Like after the Tuchanka mission when Shepard tells Garrus that she'll sleep when she's dead? Gosh that was rude. Oh, and everything after the Thessia mission. She shouts at Joker and deals with Liara's moaning, what the hell? The whole breakdown thing was aggravating =S.

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Luviagelita wrote...

Tali, you flirt Garrus, I kill you slowly and painfully. So don't bother bending over his console it the main battery.


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  Liara. Liara needed to stop being on my ship and start being in the cold vacuum of space around Thessia. Especially once you see the Banshees.

"...My own people. Goddess."

 Thanks, ****, its not like I've been forced to slaughter Reaperized versions of my own species since Eden Prime or anything. Nope, this is all about you. Poor Liara. You're sad your homeworld is on fire? So is everyone else. And its been happening to us for a while longer.

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Where to start?

Miranda from ME2 for being an uptight arrogant **** with no social skills who thinks she James freaking Bond.

Liara all through ME3 for being a spot light stealing useless cry baby who blubbers over anything, and who i cant say what I want to say to. Seriously. GROW UP. Every one is losing their homeworlds, and fighitng husks of their own species grow a pair already.

Kai Leng and TIM, bunch of arrogant, pathetic, racist, plot armored, badly written cereal stealing mary sues.

The VS for being badly written dumb assess. Yeah sure I am still work for the people trying to BLOW MY HEAD OFF. God who writes this...oh yeah Walters.

Then the Catalyst for being Hack Walters/Clueless Hudsons self-insert avatar who sank the entire series into oblivion in one scene.

I hate ME3, I hated it from the start, I hated it till the very end. A few moments rose above the muck, but for the most I hated it.

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Bailey. So much Bailey. No, you do NOT deserve your promotion, you dirty, underhanded piece of scum. YOU are the reason people think humans are taking over and then abusing their power. You're giving us all a bad name as well as tarnishing the good name of C-Sec. Executor Pallin is rolling over in his grave after you framed him and shot him.

I don't wish Shepard could say/do anything to Liara, I just wish Liara had realized she and my Shepard have never been close (I only even did one her ME1 convos) and would give her the appropriate space.

And I wish I could just shake Ashley by the shoulders and figure out how to get her back to normal. My Shepard really needed the support of ME1 Ash. Instead, she spent half the game distrusting me and the other half depressed and hiding in her dark corner of the ship like pre-SM Jack.

Oh, and I wanted to grab Garrus by the collar and lay a sloppy kiss on him right in front of Jacob after the latter implied Shepard was heartless and only loved her cause.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 02 juin 2012 - 06:48 .


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@ Aris

Must say, Bailey is the standard today cop.
Pretty much. And he's not half as bad as that other guy ... Harkin? Guess that was his name.

And yeah, guess the promotion of Bailey is pretty much the same deal as making Ashley / Kaidan to a Spectre: Udina needed some pawns in his game for power.

And Ash? Well ... she deserves better than being Miss Silent in her room. On the other side: none of her haters can complain she gets shoved in their faces too often, even if she's on board.
Well ... theoretically.
Practically, they do for that one mission where you HAVE to interact with Ash or Kaidan: Mars. And even that is "shoved in our faces".

Can I kick those guys out of the airlock instead of any of the Mass Effect characters (except Allers)? :lol:

Modifié par CptData, 02 juin 2012 - 10:33 .


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Agent B406 wrote...

  Liara. Liara needed to stop being on my ship and start being in the cold vacuum of space around Thessia. Especially once you see the Banshees.

"...My own people. Goddess."

 Thanks, ****, its not like I've been forced to slaughter Reaperized versions of my own species since Eden Prime or anything. Nope, this is all about you. Poor Liara. You're sad your homeworld is on fire? So is everyone else. And its been happening to us for a while longer.


I chuckled.

I don't hate Liara (I'd even go as far as saying I liked her a little) but ME3 made me lose my appeal for her completely. The way she's shoved into your face at every passing moment makes me grind my teeth in frustration.

And there's Thessia. I wish I could just yell at her to get a grip of herself. I don't think i've ever felt so annoyed with a videogame character before.

What irks me even more is that the entire Normandy crew sinks into a great depression along with Liara. "Gods, Thessia has been lost, poor Liara etc etc". Of course, this depressive attitude also just has to extend to Shepard, whom i've lost control over long ago due to all the auto-dialogue. Argh. Kudos to Joker for making that dancer joke, it's a shame I couldn't make my Shepard see the funny side of it.

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Joker was pretty much the only character I didn't want to slap in the post-Thessia sequence. That joke and his talk about Tiptree and Shepard's stress level made me want to kiss him.

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I rag on Ashley to often so i'll take a break and pick something else that annoyed me (admittedly infinitely less, but a one track record gets boring).

Jacob is a non-character and a waste of graphical space.

Liara, despite being in your face throughout ME3, never seems to have anything better to say than "ready for the next mission" or "its good to see you shepard" - that is until she explodes into emotion only for the cutscenes and resumes her small talk the second they finish.

derp.

Modifié par DirtySHISN0, 02 juin 2012 - 10:51 .


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Agent B406 wrote...


 Thanks, ****, its not like I've been forced to slaughter Reaperized versions of my own species since Eden Prime or anything. Nope, this is all about you. Poor Liara. You're sad your homeworld is on fire? So is everyone else. And its been happening to us for a while longer.


Liara says she is sorry about Earth on more than one occasion. She says she knows how Shepard must feel when you see London. She wants to talk with Garrus about Palavan (...and if Garrus is dead she has even more dialogue about Palavan). What else do you want her to say?

Modifié par Barquiel, 02 juin 2012 - 11:25 .


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CptData wrote...

@ Aris

Must say, Bailey is the standard today cop.
Pretty much. And he's not half as bad as that other guy ... Harkin? Guess that was his name.

And yeah, guess the promotion of Bailey is pretty much the same deal as making Ashley / Kaidan to a Spectre: Udina needed some pawns in his game for power.

Not as bad as the guy who was kicked off the squad for being a drunk and then became a criminal? That's shooting for the stars... It worries me if a 'standard today cop' is the type to take regular bribes from mobsters, encourage routine abuse of suspects and let his personal life cloud his judgment to the point of allowing an attempted murderer walk.

I can see why Udina would want him promoted, but what I don't see is why my Paragon Shepard is acting like they're friends.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 02 juin 2012 - 12:34 .


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Wanted to punch Liara, tell her to man up. Especially in 3.
Still wanted to punch out the councilors.
Wanted to agree with Joker about the 'fewer dancers more commandos' snark.
I actually did agree with a number of Javik's stand points, specially about Thessia.

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Aris Ravenstar wrote...

CptData wrote...

@ Aris

Must say, Bailey is the standard today cop.
Pretty much. And he's not half as bad as that other guy ... Harkin? Guess that was his name.

And yeah, guess the promotion of Bailey is pretty much the same deal as making Ashley / Kaidan to a Spectre: Udina needed some pawns in his game for power.

Not as bad as the guy who was kicked off the squad for being a drunk and then became a criminal? That's shooting for the stars... It worries me if a 'standard today cop' is the type to take regular bribes from mobsters, encourage routine abuse of suspects and let his personal life cloud his judgment to the point of allowing an attempted murderer walk.

I can see why Udina would want him promoted, but what I don't see is why my Paragon Shepard is acting like they're friends.


Taking bribes is a bad part of Bailey, true.
However, his entire attitude is "standard cop".

Also keep in mind the society in the ME series is pretty much down. Asari being mercs, strippers and criminals for a third of their life? An entire race consisting of pirates and slave hunters (aka Batarians)? Duty-comes-first-Turians?

I'd say out of the bunch of messed up guys, Bailey is just gritty but not greedy. And it seems he's not even power hungry - he wants to be a captain again.

Bailey is simply a good guy with a lot of bad habits. Like taking bribes.
Would go that far and say, he was a good guy until he lost his wife and got frustratred of life. That doesn't make him to a good cop, but it does make him to the man he is.

Modifié par CptData, 02 juin 2012 - 01:46 .


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I don't care about Bailey's life, tbh. I don't need justification for why he's a bad cop, all I care about is that he is a bad cop and my Shepard doesn't treat him as such. Paragon Shepard should not treat him like a buddy just because in spite of the fact that he's the worst C-Sec officer she's met, his life is like, hard and stuff. Everyone's life is hard. That doesn't mean he should be rewarded for being a dirty cop.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 02 juin 2012 - 02:07 .


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Aris Ravenstar wrote...

I don't care about Bailey's life, tbh. I don't need justification for why he's a bad cop, all I care about is that he is a bad cop and my Shepard doesn't treat him as such. Paragon Shepard should not treat him like a buddy just because in spite of the fact that he's the worst C-Sec officer she's met, his life is like, hard and stuff. Everyone's life is hard. That doesn't mean he should be rewarded for being a dirty cop.


Bailey isn't a "bad" cop IMO. He just goes off of the books on some things. Remember the line "You'll have to make him scream a little"? He seems to care about the common good for everybody. He was taking bribes from Kelham but still brought him in for you. If he was as bad as you think, he'd have just told you to go screw.

Bailey and Shepard don't seem to give a damn about politicians. So maybe that's why they get along so well. :D

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BP93 wrote...

Bailey isn't a "bad" cop IMO. He just goes off of the books on some things. Remember the line "You'll have to make him scream a little"? He seems to care about the common good for everybody. He was taking bribes from Kelham but still brought him in for you. If he was as bad as you think, he'd have just told you to go screw.

Bailey and Shepard don't seem to give a damn about politicians. So maybe that's why they get along so well. :D

Wait, beating suspects is for the common good? :blink:

How many people has Bailey ordered to be roughed up that turned out to be innocent? How many criminals have been let loose because they reminded him too much of his family life? How many people ended up dead or in a bad situation because Kelham was allowed to carry on with business? The answer to all of those is too many, because it should have been none.

Bailey is a bad cop. He has terrible judgment and he doesn't follow the laws he swore to protect. I don't care what his motivation is for doing the wrong thing, he still does the wrong thing. Cops have to be held to a higher standard and a human in a position of authority needs to be held to the highest standard. He represents humanity on the Citadel, yet just like Udina, he disgraces us and proves we can't be trusted with authority.

Modifié par Aris Ravenstar, 02 juin 2012 - 05:13 .


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Every time Miranda speaks. Period.

And Javik after his 'argument' in the AI core with EDI. Where even taking her side means you tell BOTH of them to stop 'arguing'. What the hell Shepard.

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I'd completely air out Ash on Mars after the second or third accusation. At least Kaidan lays off much sooner and gets a little bro.

But most of all, I wanted Shepard to unleash a rundown filled with f-bombs at the council during the first Citadel meeting with them. Especially Valern.

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Everyone's complaining about the Virmire Survivor on Mars for asking legitimate questions and concerns, and I want to punt Liara for that crack about how the survivor 'has become quite capable.' Excuse me Miss Smurf, who was it cowering in fear at the oncoming geth and krogan battlemaster while Kaidan/Ashley were right beside Shepard, shooting at them? Not to mention the times that she invited herself up to the cabin, or how she was talking about Thessia like it was the first planet the Reapers had hit - oh, wait, no! Everyone on the Normandy's homeworld, with the exception of Tali whose people just won a war to reclaim their planet, have lose their homeworld to the Reaper invasion. And then EVERYONE on Normandy is concerned about Liara, telling Shepard go check on Liara, go make sure Liara's doing okay... Uh, yeah, hey, Kaidan? My love interest? Where's your concern for me?

And then, much as I like him, I do want to smack Javik. 'In my cycle, we would have crushed them under our heels, not made allies with them.' 'In my cycle, such a thing would never be allowed.' 'In my cycle-' Hey, we're not in YOUR cycle now, are we? Your people LOST the war in your cycle. So maybe the way you did things was wrong, so unless you have something useful to contribute, go back to sulking over the memories of your dead people while I save the freaking galaxy? Or do you want to be shoved back in that cryo pod you spent the last fifty thousand years in?