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[Joe Del Toro]

They see me rollin', they speculatin'...

So Shepard kind of dropped the ball at the end there, what with his usual inquisitive attitude being taken over by...well, mental deficiency, possibly. Anyway, let's gather some theories on how we think other videogame characters would have handled the whole Catalyst conversation.

To be totally honest, this idea hit me when I pictured Mario just jumping on his head and walking off. Possibly after being told his crucible was in another citadel. How do you reckon others would have fared?

Get cracking!

[GenericEnemy]

Isaac Clarke: F*** YOU AND F*** YOUR CYCLE!

[kookie28]

I need a weapon.

[crimzontearz]

master chief would kindly ask Cortana to wipe him the **** out of the citadel and shut the reapers off

[The Angry One]

Samus Aran
Charged plasma beam to face followed by several super missiles.

Fake Samus
Curls up into fetal position and waits for Adam's orders, who promptly tells her to pick Synthesis because it's the most spiteful and cruel thing he can think of at the time.

[Hatchetman77]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Isaac Clarke: F*** YOU AND F*** YOUR CYCLE!

This would also work for Me1 and Me2 Shepard too.  I think they switched characters on us when Shepard takes that magical elivator up to computer heaven at the end.

[kookie28]

Mario would jump inside the Destroy pipe, and instead of blowing the Citadel to hell he would just pull out a wire and the Reapers would insta-die.

[Necrotron]

Well, let's start with Shepard.

He/she would paragon interrupt and argue against the catalyst's faulty logic.

Renegade interrupt, he/she would shoot the computer interface which generated the catalyst's image.

[The Angry One]

Actually Mario would morph into Parthunaax and eat the Catalyst.

[Taboo]

Gordon Freeman would blow it up.

All of it.

[Giga Drill BREAKER]

Dovahkiin would just shout it into submission

[Westy1422]

Adam Jensen: "Oh, what the f***"

[Taboo]

Westy1422 wrote...

Adam Jensen: "Oh, what the f***"

" I never asked for this."

[GenericEnemy]

Westy1422 wrote...

Adam Jensen: "Oh, what the f***"

I always imagined Jensen would say "I never asked for this." to the Catalyst.

EDIT: Friggin ninjas.

Modifié par GenericEnemy, 31 mai 2012 - 11:49 .

[Joe Del Toro]

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

[GenericEnemy]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

Luigi would probably do well too. Just suck him up in that vacuum he uses in Luigi's mansion.

[Taboo]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

He'd need fruit first.

[kookie28]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

All he needs is a giant pellet.

[sistersafetypin]

My Warden would have had sex with Morrigan the night before and walked away from that battle alive.

[Reptilian Rob]

John 117: *Shove a plasma nade' down his throat.*

Isaac Clarke: *Stasis, then proceed to dismember him one limb at a time.*

Captain Walker: *Long range .50 to the face.*

Marcus Fenix: *Chainsawed, then curb stomped.*

SGT Johnson: *Spartan laser, then witty taunts.*

Garrus: *Scoped and dropped.*

Hicks: *I like to keep this for close encounters.*

Yellow 13/Mobius One: *Run him over with a jet at mach 3.*

Strog Sniper: *Railguned.*

Optimus ****ing Prime: *Buster Cannon, followed by god tier punch.*

Captain Falcon: *Falconpunch*

[Joe Del Toro]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

Luigi would probably do well too. Just suck him up in that vacuum he uses in Luigi's mansion.

Good point. The look on Starboy's face as he's getting busted would be classic.

Veering into Mortal Kombat, I like to imagine that even Scorpion finds the Catalyst so repellent, he yells 'GET AWAY FROM ME' instead of his usual line.

[CherokeeInferno]

Doom 3 protagonist- blow everything up with the BFG
Quake Marine- Activate quad damage and take out the catalyst, cause the Citadel to self destruct and kill all the reapers, and then take an escape pod to Mars.
Fable Hero- Pelvic thrust and play a lute, causing the Catalyst to guffaw in disgust and then start dancing.
Cole Phelps- "You're lying!"
Master Chief- refer to "Arby n the Chief"'s episode "Bytes: Doggy Style".

[GenericEnemy]

Gordon Freeman would say:



Followed by crowbar.

Modifié par GenericEnemy, 31 mai 2012 - 11:58 .

[The Angry One]

Richter Belmont: "Die monster, you don't belong in this world!"

[justafan]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Pacman would do best. He's used to dealing with stupid looking ghosts.

Luigi would probably do well too. Just suck him up in that vacuum he uses in Luigi's mansion.

And Link would capture him in a bottle and sell him to a hobo.