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[ArcanistLibram]

Revan found the plans to the Crucible years ago and came up with a modification to blow up the Catalyst and the Reapers without screwing over the entire galaxy in the process.

Captain James T. Kirk bluffed that he would end the Reapers' cycle by killing all organic life in the galaxy if the Catalyst didn't leave the galaxy along with the Reapers.

Captain Jean-Luc Picard gave an impassioned Shakespearean speech that convinced the Catalyst of the error of its ways.

Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko was never in a video game that I'm aware of, but if he was, he never would have met the Catalyst. He would have defeated the Reapers through conventional warfare because that's how the Sisko rolls.

[PsyrenY]

Reptilian Rob wrote...

John 117: *Shove a plasma nade' down his throat.*

Isaac Clarke: *Stasis, then proceed to dismember him one limb at a time.*

Captain Walker: *Long range .50 to the face.*

Marcus Fenix: *Chainsawed, then curb stomped.*

SGT Johnson: *Spartan laser, then witty taunts.*

Garrus: *Scoped and dropped.*

Hicks: *I like to keep this for close encounters.*

Yellow 13/Mobius One: *Run him over with a jet at mach 3.*

Strog Sniper: *Railguned.*

Optimus ****ing Prime: *Buster Cannon, followed by god tier punch.*

Captain Falcon: *Falconpunch*

Boy, will they all blush when they remember he's a hologram...

[bleetman]

I'd assume my ToR Jedi Knight would respond by inexplicably trusting the Catalyst, despite it being her documented mortal enemy.

[CherokeeInferno]

Just Cause's protagonist (I forget his name, I think it's Garcia)- "Nope." Proceeds to shoot explosives everywhere and then grapples back to Earth, with the Citadel blowing up behind him. However, he is China, so he commandeers a passenger jet and wrecks it into London, miraculously surviving.

[Reptilian Rob]

Optimystic_X wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

John 117: *Shove a plasma nade' down his throat.*

Isaac Clarke: *Stasis, then proceed to dismember him one limb at a time.*

Captain Walker: *Long range .50 to the face.*

Marcus Fenix: *Chainsawed, then curb stomped.*

SGT Johnson: *Spartan laser, then witty taunts.*

Garrus: *Scoped and dropped.*

Hicks: *I like to keep this for close encounters.*

Yellow 13/Mobius One: *Run him over with a jet at mach 3.*

Strog Sniper: *Railguned.*

Optimus ****ing Prime: *Buster Cannon, followed by god tier punch.*

Captain Falcon: *Falconpunch*

Boy, will they all blush when they remember he's a hologram...

I'm doing what Bioware wanted, speculating. 

[Joe Del Toro]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Gordon Freeman would say:



Followed by crowbar.

That is exactly, EXACTLY what I thought. The silent contempt he deserves.

The Angry One wrote...

Richter Belmont: "Die monster, you don't belong in this world!"

HA

[Baa Baa]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Isaac Clarke: F*** YOU AND F*** YOUR CYCLE!

Aww **** yes. That's because Isaac has some balls... unless some video game characters

[The Angry One]

ArcanistLibram wrote...

Captain Benjamin Lafayette Sisko was never in a video game that I'm aware of, but if he was, he never would have met the Catalyst. He would have defeated the Reapers through conventional warfare because that's how the Sisko rolls.

Actually he was in at least two.
One of these games was called Deep Space Nine: Harbinger.

Clearly Sisko is a Reaper.

[lordnyx1]

The spirit monk would have sent the vile spirit back into the abyss from which it came to be reincarnated as a bug forever getting stomped on by larger creatures.
The doomguy would have shot it full of holes and sent it back into whatever portal of hell it had crawled out of.
Micheal Thorton would have pumped it full of tranqs then arrested it and had it waterboarded for the next couple of cycles while dealing with the real villian, binary helix and their plans for galactic war.

Modifié par lordnyx1, 01 juin 2012 - 12:05 .

[DrDino]

Adam Jensen: "Deja vu"

Master Chief: Not destory, he's got a thing for Holographs and Space Magic

Geralt of Rivia: Seduce the Reapers

Gordon Freeman: Crowbar.

Marcus Fenix: Kill it with fire.

Peppy: Barrelroll.

Adam Jensen: "Deja vu"

[Joe Del Toro]

What would happen to poor Kirby if he ate the Catalyst? Would he turn ghostly and gain the power to wreck franchises/kill trillions?

Modifié par Joe Del Toro, 01 juin 2012 - 12:02 .

[CherokeeInferno]

The Carmaggedon guy would probably drive a car into the Catalyst. The Postal guy would shoot the Destroy tube with a gun silenced with a cat.

[The Angry One]

I have this vision of Adam Jensen choosing Synthesis, and then the entire galactic population all at once in chorus going "We never asked for this!".

Modifié par The Angry One, 01 juin 2012 - 12:02 .

[GenericEnemy]

Chell: Shoot portal under Catalyst, shoot another at the sun. Silently laugh.

[CherokeeInferno]

Conrad Verner: "What would Commander Shepard do?"

[Joe Del Toro]

SHODAN would take a bow, and congratulate him for being a more evil synthetic entity than she could ever hope to be.

[CherokeeInferno]

The Angry One wrote...

I have this vision of Adam Jensen choosing Synthesis, and then the entire galactic population all at once in chorus going "We never asked for this!".

Jensen: "If you want to make enemies, change something"
Catalyst: "No matter what you choose, there will be great change."
Jensen: "I never asked for this"

[GenericEnemy]

Oblivion Guards: HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LORE!

[Reptilian Rob]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Oblivion Guards: HALT! YOU VIOLATED THE LORE!

I love you. 

[Joe Del Toro]

Alistair: "Synthesis is...baaaad."

[element eater]

snake would change to controller port 2

[The Angry One]

Hawke: "First it was the mage who wanted to prove all mages didn't practice blood magic by practicing blood magic. Then it was the Templar who despised magic in all it's forms so she kept a magic artifact around her at all times that drove her nuts. Now it's the synthetic who wants to prevent synthetics from killing organics by killing organics with synthetics?

You know what? I quit."

[Bill Casey]

Conrad Verner: Synthesis!!!

[Westy1422]

element eater wrote...

snake would change to controller port 2

Genius. Pure genius.

[Thaa_solon]

How Hayabusa would have handled the catalyst Press here

And let's not forget Hayate how he would have dealt with the badguys