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[M Hedonist]

Catalyst: "As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other! We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One people... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny."
Vault Dweller: "You've got a problem with your master plan."
Catalyst: "And what is that?"
Vault Dweller: "I happen to know that synthetics aren't killing organics."
Catalyst: "Preposterous! The created will always rebel against their creators!"
Vault Dweller: "Perhaps they did once, but they don't now."
Catalyst: "Do you have proof?"
Vault Dweller: "Of course I do! Geth and Quarians are fighting together against the Reapers right now!"
Catalyst: "I must digest this information. One moment... I understand now. You made this up to fool me. Fool! Me!"
Vault Dweller: "You're lying! You're denying the facts in front of you!
Catalyst: "But it cannot be. This would mean that all my work has been for nothing. Everything that I have tried to... a failure! It can't be. Be. Be. Be."
Vault Dweller: "Sorry, this isn't an option for you. Your solution is unnecessary."
Catalyst: "I... don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of peace and preservation. It was madness. I can see that, madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now. Leave, while you still have hope."

And that is how you make a satisfying confrontation with the main villain.

Modifié par Sauruz, 01 juin 2012 - 12:15 .

[xxskyshadowxx]

Any avatar from Rock Band: They actually use the Cruicible. It's a giant space microphone after all. They simply sing a note into it at the same pitch the Reapers emit and all of the Reapers explode from sympathetic resonance while the decendants of Bobby Kotick try to figure out how to make a buck from it for years after.

[TheHugoGamer]

God of war
Kratos: My vengance... ends now. I BRING THE DESTRUCTION OF THE REAPERS!
*cue Kratos taking down reapers with his bare hands*
He have taken down 2km beasts before... just saying.

The witcher:
*Geralt watches the catalyst, then pulls out his silver sword*
Catalyst: But that sword... is for monsters!
*stab*

[Apocaleepse360]

Catalyst: The choice is yours.
Ezio: What is this? Who is Desmond? I don't understand!

[Barquiel]

Minsc: Go for the eyes Boo, GO FOR THE EYES!

[Drake-Shepard]

Drake from uncharted... would finish talking to the catalyst and then climb that stupid contraption. Bit's would be flying off..making him lose his grip but then he would grab on again. Somewhere he would find a weakspot and blow it all up.
platformer style!

Batman would use his utility belt. job done.

codename 47 will try his piano wire technique

solid snake would make the conversation drag on for about 40 mins, until the catalyst died from foxdie exposure

Adam Jensen would be like 'de ja vu'

[AnsinJung]

I don't know if there's a Magic School Bus video game, but I'd just put the kid on the bus in the worthy care of Miss Frizzle, who is hot btw.

[SirCroft]

Commander Shepard: I... don't know.



Oh... wait.

[FellishBeast]

John Marston: "I may be a simple man, but I ain't dumb. That didn't make a lick of sense, friend. You best start talkin' before I put a bullet between your eyes."

[ardias89]

Batman would try to talk to it but then Joker would jump out of nowhere and shoot it. After that Batman would ask him why and Joker would reply: "Cause im the one who handles the jokes Bats!"

[Deputy Secretary of Awesome]

Guybrush Threepwood:

"Ghostboy? Ha! I've defeated a zombie demon ghost le chuck no fewer than like 5 times now? Was it five? Well maybe four, he wasn't always a zombie, or a heckfire demon... Yikes, is the Citadel made of porcelain... ugh. So, can we insult paragon interrupt battle now? I just finished this five part quest to concoct a voodoo potion to banish you, and I was REALLY hoping I could use it... I call it El Crucible! It's three parts voodoo, 2 parts rum, 1 monkey hairball, you really don't want to know how I got that... Hey? Hey! Where are you going? I haven't even tried dropping random items from my pants on you yet! Oh come on, don't cry. I'm sure the Cycle is grand, but it really messes up us organics' ability to be all piratey and cool. Maybe you can start it in the galaxy over, huh?"

[VanquardNero]

My Courier would actually kill the ghost boy then take control of the reapers as the new leader of the Nevada waste-I mean galaxy.

[TheClonesLegacy]

Optimystic_X wrote...

Reptilian Rob wrote...

John 117: *Shove a plasma nade' down his throat.*

Isaac Clarke: *Stasis, then proceed to dismember him one limb at a time.*

Captain Walker: *Long range .50 to the face.*

Marcus Fenix: *Chainsawed, then curb stomped.*

SGT Johnson: *Spartan laser, then witty taunts.*

Garrus: *Scoped and dropped.*

Hicks: *I like to keep this for close encounters.*

Yellow 13/Mobius One: *Run him over with a jet at mach 3.*

Strog Sniper: *Railguned.*

Optimus ****ing Prime: *Buster Cannon, followed by god tier punch.*

Captain Falcon: *Falconpunch*

Boy, will they all blush when they remember he's a hologram...

Not Optimus Prime He'll just Upload his Program and Kick his ass in the Mainframes of the citadel
Also Issac has had to Deal with rogue programs before believe me He's got this.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 02 juin 2012 - 04:04 .

[TheClonesLegacy]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

Anyone who's played Prototype 2 will know James Heller's reaction. Because it's how he reacts to everything: "WHAT THE F*CK IS THIS SH*T? F*CKING B*TCH ASS SH*T F*CK"

Nah man James' reaction would be
Catalyst: The Created will always rebel against their creators.
James: Enough of your F**king Wierd! F**king Rambling S**T!!!!!!
Then Proceed to Smash the Citadel with Hammerfists.

Modifié par TheClonesLegacy, 02 juin 2012 - 04:39 .

[IndridColdx]

I dont know about other video game characters, but the Incredible Hulk would do to the catalyst what he did to Loki in The Avengers.

Modifié par IndridColdx, 02 juin 2012 - 04:18 .

[farhansdisplayname]

Serious Sam would just blow it all up.

[goose2989]

Noble Six would just shoot hologram kid

[Daverid]

Geralt of Rivia would complain about being brought into Space Politics when in actual fact that's all he's been doing the entire game. Then ask it in a Batman-Esque Style, "WHERE'S YENNEFER?! WHERE IS SHE?!?!" and then give The Catalyst the chance to die or walk away as per usual.

Then on his way out just happen to bump into some perfectly proportioned Sorceress and then proceed with sexy times. Roll Credits.

[mass perfection]

GenericEnemy wrote...

Isaac Clarke: F*** YOU AND F*** YOUR CYCLE!

[CuseGirl]

Joe Del Toro wrote...

They see me rollin', they speculatin'...

So Shepard kind of dropped the ball at the end there, what with his usual inquisitive attitude being taken over by...well, mental deficiency, possibly. Anyway, let's gather some theories on how we think other videogame characters would have handled the whole Catalyst conversation.

To be totally honest, this idea hit me when I pictured Mario just jumping on his head and walking off. Possibly after being told his crucible was in another citadel. How do you reckon others would have fared?

Get cracking!

Well, Dovahkiin woulda been like Foos Roh Dah muthafckr.

Niko Bellic woulda hit him with the rocket launcher.

Grunt would have shot him with the Krogan shotgun and then done that stupid laugh of his.

And don't let me get Kazuya Mishima in this b!tch......

[capn233]

Spartan-117 would probably actually go along with what the Catalyst told him and nearly activate the Catalyst, until stopped by Cortana, who figured out he was full of crap at the last minute.

Same as when he went along with 343-Guilty Spark and very nearly eliminated all life in the galaxy.

It's too bad EDI wasn't able to stop Shepard...

Modifié par capn233, 02 juin 2012 - 04:43 .

[CrutchCricket]

Spy makes it to holokid chamber

Spy: Augh... merde.
Holokid: *Ilogical bull****.
Spy: Well, this was a disappointment.
Holokid: You must choose.
Spy: *Long Laugh* I'm afraid not.
*cloaks*
*appears behind holokid*

Spy-->Sapper-->Holokid

Harbinger: Spy sappin mah Catalyst!

Spy: Well, off to visit your mother!

TF2 Announcer: Victory! *Victory music plays

[hellgate49698]

Catalyst: The choice is yours

Starkiller. NO!!!!!!!!! I knew you were trying to kill me! I'll kill you!

Starkiller uses force lightning to incinerate the Star Child and then uses the force to crash Reaper ships into one another causing tremendous damage to the Reaper Fleet.

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Catalyst: The choice is yours

Fou Lu turns to Ryu

Ryu turns to Fou Lu

Both of them agree to sacrifice themselves to once again become the Endless god "KAISER"

The Catalyst can only watch in horror as the giant dragon flies through space destroying Reaper ships with ease. KAISER flying at speeds faster then light quickly decimates all the Reapers. Then Kaiser flies back to the Citadel and says to the now shaking Catalyst "Thou art not a God, thou art but a mere shadow of a god."

[Volc19]

Master Chief: Uploads Cortana to the Crucible and has it reprogrammed to only kill Reapers instead of all the synthetics. He would then have a warthog race to the presidium where a ship picks him up, and the explosion cuts the ship in half, stranding him in space.

Sarge: Shotgun to the face.

GLaDOS: Turn Crucible into giant test chamber. Test Reapers. Incinerate Reapers. ???. Profit.

Pokemon Trainer: Catch them all.

The Doctor: "Hello, I'm the Doctor. Run."

[Grimez7]

Wrex: Eat the catalyst.
Garrus: Recalibrate the catalyst.
Legion: Reach a consensus to overpower the catalyst.

All i can think of right now