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[Orion1836]

Adam Jensen wouldn't be experiencing deja vu... *J.C. Denton* would be experiencing deja vu. Like smudboy said, they shoehorned the exact ending from the original Deus Ex into ME 3, regardless of whether or not it fit.

[zambot]

Chell would just space him with her portal gun.

[shepard1038]

I got the feeling people at this thread are using the topic to whine about the endings and attack
the catalyst logic.

[Rustedness]

shepard1038 wrote...

I got the feeling people at this thread are using the topic to whine about the endings and attack
the catalyst logic.

[With good-natured sarcasm], whatever would give you that idea?

[Icyflare]

Alan Wake: Write a better ending.

[SpatFieya]

Not enough Duke Nukem scenarios!

If Duke were Shepard, he'd probably tell the star child "Blow it out your ass!", take out a bottle of Jack Daniels and wedge it between the control nodes. The Bottle flashes & gets absorbed, with that a beam of light cannons out the citadel, goes out the relay to the other star systems. The burst of energy in Sol gets the Reapers drunker than Tali at Jimmy Buffets bar & grill in Miami with a $200 drink gift card. The Reapers being so drunk self destruct themselves & run into each other. The remaining Reapers just fly into the sun because it seemed like a good idea at the time.

While all of this is going on, explosions and such are tearing apart the catalyst, the star child asking "You fool what have you done?! M-m-m-my solution!". Duke then take a deep drag of his cigar & exhales into star childs face and says cooley "You're warranty has just been voided.". With that cheesy one liner, Duke manages to get to an abandoned Shuttle (That just happened to be near by) and jets away.

Upon re-entry, an inebriated harbinger appears and fires one desperate beam at Dukes shuttle & clips it. Sending it into a violent spin. Duke Ejects at high altitude with RPG in hand. The final showdown between Duke & Machine is now. Harbinger fires countless times, trying to incinerate Duke in free fall. While cutting it close, he manages to miss him. Duke lines up his shot at the eye of the Harbeerbinger and fires. With one fatal shot Harbinger goes kersplitters, his wreckage littering the sky.

Duke opens his 'shute & glides down to earth to recieve a heroes welcome by all.

...Still a better ending than ME3.

Modifié par SpatFieya, 02 juin 2012 - 07:36 .

[legion999]

Dovahkiin: "FUS RO DAH"

Heavy: "You are so small! It's funny to me!"

[Joccaren]

Duke Nukem: Wouldn't meet the Catalyst. He'd be on Earth fighting the good fight and kicking some Alien ass. If he was forced to meet the Catalyst, he'd probably try to blow it up.

[BrowncoatN7]

John Marston (Red Dead Redemption) Putting a bullet through its head. With some taunts: 

I think there's some schoolchildren down the way you can go and frighten.

I've met some sick bastards in my life, kid, but you... you're special.

Do you want me to take out a gun and blow a ****ing hole in your head, right here, right now?!

Modifié par lament.ballad, 02 juin 2012 - 09:31 .

[Josh123914]

GLADoS: She would put him and Harby through the co-operative Testing Initiative........ what? Anderson said the walls on the Citadel were shifting, maybe that was GLADoS making test chambers big enough for a 2 km tall monstrosity with a portal device?

Pokemon trainer: Leech Seed + Ultra Ball, rinse, repeat until death or capture.

[Drake-Shepard]

lolll at the amount of people that said 'adam jensen; de ja vu'. Kind of says it all really

[daecath]

Batman would simply hack into the catalyst VI and use it to shut down all the reapers.

Chel would use portals to create a sneak attack, one portal on the moon and another on mars, so that the fleet never has to get anywhere near the reapers. Also good for spacing reaper ground forces.

The apprentice would just rip them in half with the Force.

Sora would unlock their hearts, making them see the error of their ways and leave.

Wolverine would just hack his way through the entire reaper fleet. He's already so screwed up in the head, the reapers would probably self destruct trying to indoctrinate him.

And Shepard would call the catalyst on what a complete moron he is and make an epic impassioned argument for why the catalyst should kill himself and the rest of the reapers. Or stand there like a drooling imbecile blindly accepting everything that the self-confessed leader of the enemy says.

[Ridwan]

Sauruz wrote...

Catalyst: "As long as there are differences, we will tear ourselves apart fighting each other! We need one race. Race! Race! One goal. Goal! Goal! One people... to move forward to our destiny. Destiny."
Vault Dweller: "You've got a problem with your master plan."
Catalyst: "And what is that?"
Vault Dweller: "I happen to know that synthetics aren't killing organics."
Catalyst: "Preposterous! The created will always rebel against their creators!"
Vault Dweller: "Perhaps they did once, but they don't now."
Catalyst: "Do you have proof?"
Vault Dweller: "Of course I do! Geth and Quarians are fighting together against the Reapers right now!"
Catalyst: "I must digest this information. One moment... I understand now. You made this up to fool me. Fool! Me!"
Vault Dweller: "You're lying! You're denying the facts in front of you!
Catalyst: "But it cannot be. This would mean that all my work has been for nothing. Everything that I have tried to... a failure! It can't be. Be. Be. Be."
Vault Dweller: "Sorry, this isn't an option for you. Your solution is unnecessary."
Catalyst: "I... don't think that I can continue. Continue? To have done the things I have done in the name of peace and preservation. It was madness. I can see that, madness. Madness? There is no hope. Leave now. Leave, while you still have hope."

And that is how you make a satisfying confrontation with the main villain.

Fallout was such a bad ass game.

Captain Titus: By fire be purged! *shoots the Catalysts with his bolter, should that fail, he picks destroy naturally*

[OzBoss]

I'm here to kill reapers, and chew bubblegum......

[shot_u]

Awesome thread!

Johnny Gat: So you're sayin', that there's no purple ending?
the Catalyst: Purple ending? They're not just colours, they're choic...
Johnny Gat: No sh*t... so?
the Catalyst: No more chocies.
Johnny Gat: Why the f**k not?!
the Catalyst: The paths are open. But you have to choose.
Johnny Gat: Fine. Red then. You kids are annoyin'.
the Catalyst: It's not red. It's destruction. You will wipe out all synthetic life, including your friends, your allies, and yourself.
Johnny Gat: Yep.
the Catalyst: You'll change nothing. The peace won't la...
Johnny Gat: You've been tryin' to kill me since the very beginning, you think I give a sh*t bout your advices? F**k off.
the Catalyst: You're not wondering what opportunity the other choices give you?
Johnny Gat: Actually, I wonder why my foot's not up your ass. Now get the f**k of my way. Damn, why those bullets can't just kill you...

[moeakim]

Rincewind would helplessly try to remember that certain spell, while Twoflower wanders off to enjoy the scenery of the space battle outside.

Luggage, fully aware of the Catalyst's foul play, swallows the hologram, which results in turning the Citadel inside out and thus creating an extradimensional pocket in which all Reapers get trapped.

During their fall towards London, Twoblum uses a parachute, which was conveniently stored inside Luggage, and all three glide down and land in safety.

Rincewind will remember the whole incident as "just one of these days" and Twoflower will enjoy the pictures he took on the Citadel for years to come. Luggage won't say a thing.

[Ozzyfan223]

The Angry One wrote...

Samus Aran
Charged plasma beam to face followed by several super missiles.

Fake Samus
Curls up into fetal position and waits for Adam's orders, who promptly tells her to pick Synthesis because it's the most spiteful and cruel thing he can think of at the time.

Win. Win. Win.

Other M was an abomination that needs to be erased from history

[DanielsMind]

The Angry One wrote...

Samus Aran
Charged plasma beam to face followed by several super missiles.

Fake Samus
Curls up into fetal position and waits for Adam's orders, who promptly tells her to pick Synthesis because it's the most spiteful and cruel thing he can think of at the time.

+100k Internets for you my love =)

[Lord Goose]

Megatron (War for Cybertron) will corrupt Citadel with the Dark Energon. It will awaken as Unicron and attack everybody. Allied fleet, Reapers, Earth. Everything would be eaten.

[bro_9009]

Trent (from "Freelancer") would fly in his heavy fighter as part of the fleet and would just destroy the device that hosts Catalyst AI, after that all reapers are destroyed. Mission accomplished, drinks for everyone. More exploration and mysteries ahead.

shot_u wrote...

Awesome thread!

Johnny Gat: So you're sayin', that there's no purple ending?
the Catalyst: Purple ending? They're not just colours, they're choic...
Johnny Gat: No sh*t... so?
the Catalyst: No more chocies.
Johnny Gat: Why the f**k not?!
the Catalyst: The paths are open. But you have to choose.
Johnny Gat: Fine. Red then. You kids are annoyin'.
the Catalyst: It's not red. It's destruction. You will wipe out all synthetic life, including your friends, your allies, and yourself.
Johnny Gat: Yep.
the Catalyst: You'll change nothing. The peace won't la...
Johnny Gat: You've been tryin' to kill me since the very beginning, you think I give a sh*t bout your advices? F**k off.
the Catalyst: You're not wondering what opportunity the other choices give you?
Johnny Gat: Actually, I wonder why my foot's not up your ass. Now get the f**k of my way. Damn, why those bullets can't just kill you...

Now that would be an awesome reaction to the Catalyst's BS =)

[bro_9009]

BTW, anyone have any ideas on how Blasto and Buben would handle the Catalyst?

[Apathy1989]

Alan Wake would aim his flashlight at him until he became the boy again, then shoot him.

DrDino wrote...

Geralt of Rivia: Seduce the Reapers

HAH.

I'm torn between Garalt reacting by saying "**** you", or engaging in an intellectual argument. Both reactions were better than shepards.

[Versidious]

Gordon Freeman: Would save our lives whilst doing particle physics with a crowbar.
Jim Raynor: Would cry about Kerrigan being evil, but still kill the **** out of the Catalyst.
Kyle Katarn: Would use Mind Trick on the Catalyst.
The Core Commander would just D-Gun the sucker and laugh because he and his kind have already ascended to an AI existence on their own steam.

[Versidious]

bro_9009 wrote...

BTW, anyone have any ideas on how Blasto and Buben would handle the Catalyst?

Badassfully.

[KDD-0063]

あべたかかず will drag him into the male toilet and have the most brutal **** *** ever.