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#26
Rolandable

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TheChemicals wrote...

Speaking with Zevran at the camp, i found out he was interested in me in a man-on-man way. Shocked and curious, i lead him on to the point on no return, and accidently slept with him. As soon as he was done,both characters are standing their in full armor and i couldt help but feel disgusted at what my character had done...

Sadly i enjoy the character but cant bring myself to play him without feeling that Zevran broke his butt. Im trying to get interested in him again but the fact that he banged a man just makes it too difficult and the entire act itself reinforced how gross i find gheyness.



You liked it.  You just don't want to admit it...kinda like riding a Razor scooter in your driveway and doing "stunts" but you don't want people to know about how "fun" it really was.


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thewayofblackbelt

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....that is wrong in so many ways....LMAO

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XOGHunter246

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zevran is a funny one he once forced me in a relationship with him i did not give him wrong signal now i do not speak to him

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I Kissed a Boy and I Liked It

This was never the way I planned, not my intention
I got so brave, dink in hand, lost my discretion
It's not what I'm used to, just wanna try you on
I'm curious for you caught my attention

I kissed boy and I liked it
The taste of his Antivan Lip Balm
I kissed Zevran just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I liked it

No, I don't even know your name, it doesn't matter
You're my experimental game, just human nature
It's not what straight boys do, not how they should behave
My head gets so confused, hard to obey

I kissed boy and I liked it
The taste of his Antivan Lip Balm
I kissed Zevran just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I liked it

Zevran is so magical
Soft skin, pointed ears, so kissable
Hard to resist, so touchable
Too good to deny it
It ain't no big deal, it's in my butt

I kissed boy and I liked it
The taste of his Antivan Lip Balm
I kissed Zevran just to try it
I hope my boyfriend don't mind it

It felt so wrong, it felt so right
Don't mean I'm in love tonight
I kissed a boy and I liked it
I liked it

Modifié par LightSabres, 11 décembre 2009 - 05:49 .


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Niel_75

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LMAO!!!

#31
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Another one? Zervan LOL!

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TheChemicals wrote...
 Shocked and curious, i lead him on to the point on no return


and accidently slept with him.


Those two things are incongruous, son. Zev's a delicate man.  He doesn't haul you off into *his* tent all cave man style...you had to follow.  :devil:

So tell us...was Zev a moaner or a screamer?

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how did you accidentally sleep with him? When he asks if you are offended if he fancied you?



I just said "No, but it won't go anywhere" and he stopped even trying.

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I'm always fascinated by 'how gross you find gheyness' when you have to go through like 4 text options basically pleading with him to join you in your tent.  Let me guess; your character was totally drunk so it doesn't count?
Enjoy the man-on-man action--I know Orrus does.

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ChickenDownUnder wrote...

While there's a Lelianna bug where she will confront you about Zevran bragging about banging your character, even if you've talked to him all of once, I'm not sure how you could accidentally sleep with him.

And in any case, there is always the Reload button.



Is that a bug, or does Zevran lie about his exploits? He wouldn't be the first guy to claim he slept with someone that he didn't.  I never got that confrontation, so I can't say whether or not it is intended.

At any rate, I don't think it is possible to 'accidentally' sleep with Zev.  Whenever Zev comes on to you there is always an option to say, "Whoa...that isn't my thing." Case in point,  I chose the 'why are you looking at me' dialogue option with Zev, thinking it had something to do with him still planning to kill me. He replied by saying my character was handsome or something like that, and my character told him he wasn't into guys. That pretty much ended that conversation. In order to sleep with Zev you have to pursue it.

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I just can't imagine a guy boosted in adrenaline/testosterone .. Fighting horde of monster and wearing a full plate armor using a 20 pounds sword and a mighty beard getting humped by some w.... elf.

Seriously it's like Kratos having it with a travesty .
i just can,t picture the scene of my mighty dwarf having it with the elf.

*Run away and throw up*

Modifié par Suprez30, 11 décembre 2009 - 05:54 .


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Modifié par Varenus Luckmann, 11 décembre 2009 - 05:56 .


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verrall20

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So much maturity and intelligence in the world. Original poster seriously get a life.

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Ron Brugal

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your not gay if its an elf

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Varenus Luckmann

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Ron Brugal wrote...
your not gay if its an elf

I don't even want to know why you have that as a set rule.

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verrall20 wrote...

So much maturity and intelligence in the world. Original poster seriously get a life.

The TC should get his cherry popped so that he would appreciate Zevran more! LMAO!!!!

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XOGHunter246

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so you not gay if it is with a male elf does make sense lol not

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TheChemicals wrote...

Sadly i enjoy the character but cant bring myself to play him without feeling that Zevran broke his butt.

So you're playing an elf?

Zev only tops if you're an elf.

TheChemicals wrote...

I thought about that but i put in 4 hours after that happened.

4 hours?  All this over 4 hours?

I just reloaded to a savegame from 25 hours earlier because I'd reached a roleplaying impass.  I had to redo Watcher's Keep and Orzammar and the Deep Roads.

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ChickenDownUnder

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Aedan_Cousland wrote...

ChickenDownUnder wrote...

While there's a Lelianna bug where she will confront you about Zevran bragging about banging your character, even if you've talked to him all of once, I'm not sure how you could accidentally sleep with him.

And in any case, there is always the Reload button.



Is that a bug, or does Zevran lie about his exploits? He wouldn't be the first guy to claim he slept with someone that he didn't.  I never got that confrontation, so I can't say whether or not it is intended.

At any rate, I don't think it is possible to 'accidentally' sleep with Zev.  Whenever Zev comes on to you there is always an option to say, "Whoa...that isn't my thing." Case in point,  I chose the 'why are you looking at me' dialogue option with Zev, thinking it had something to do with him still planning to kill me. He replied by saying my character was handsome or something like that, and my character told him he wasn't into guys. That pretty much ended that conversation. In order to sleep with Zev you have to pursue it.


It is indeed a bug. It occurs if you raise their Approval too high without talking to the characters. Lelianna is especially prone to this problem. The game just assumes you've gone through different banters. I'm not complaining, mind. Just loled and went along with it. First and easiest romance achievement to get.

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catofnine wrote...


So tell us...was Zev a moaner or a screamer?




If his banter with Wynne is any indication, it would be a crime against humanity for that man not to be a moaner. :innocent:

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This treads are always worth a few laughs,




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Don't worry, there's no way Zevran is a top. You should probably let him rest for a little while, especially if you're human.

Modifié par Gliese, 11 décembre 2009 - 07:00 .


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TheChemicals

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Yes im a human thief. It looked like i was ontop in the cinematics but i didnt watch the whole way thru before i got sick to my stomach. I dont know how those gay guys do it.

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TheChemicals wrote...

Yes im a human thief. It looked like i was ontop in the cinematics but i didnt watch the whole way thru before i got sick to my stomach. I dont know how those gay guys do it.


I shuddered and looked away too.  If you close your eyes it never happened.

Living near Toronto (home of the yearly gay pride parade) I'm all for free love and all that but I get all wierded out watching two men get it on.  It's def my problem not the gay guys...

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TheChemicals wrote...

Yes im a human thief. It looked like i was ontop in the cinematics but i didnt watch the whole way thru before i got sick to my stomach. I dont know how those gay guys do it.


Would you like me to show you a few educational videos?