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[Captain Funky Blimp]

[Thanks to everybody who has posted their deepest, darkest confessions to this thread.  I had no idea the community had so many burdens to lay down, so many crosses to bear.  I've identified with so many of the posts that I eventually gave up on commenting on them all and just let it roll.  Thanks again for all the laughs- I can use all the laughter I can get these days.  And oh......my worst and most recent confession?  I BOUGHT A HEADSET TODAY.  I will now proceed to have my vengeance on my tormentors.]

I've never won a gold match.

When Mauraders die, it sounds to me like they're saying "Shoobie Dooble".

I remain hopelessly convinced that if I listen closely enough, one day I'll be able to make out those little pseuso-phrases the Nemeses blurt out in battle.  Those are words, aren't they?

I don't have a headset.  Those who do typically use it as an instrument of torture against my sanity (endless cursing, abused/neglected babies/children screaming in the background, incessant chatter having nothing to do with what is going on in the game, and more......so much more).

I love the new overpowered weapons and hope I eventually get them all.

I was a young teenager when Donkey Kong hit the arcades, and yet, here I am, still relentlessly playing videogames, and wondering if maybe, just maybe, I should have moved on to something else by now.

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be perpetually on the verge of a massive stroke, especially when the universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with their every whim.

I kept my Krogan Vanguard around a little too long.

After a while, give or take a little, all the weapons start to seem about the same once you adjust for their natural inherent differences.

I secretly, foolishly, laughably believe that I am the only person in the universe to figure out that you can have a hell of a lot of fun if you optimize a Turian Sentinel to use the Striker, especially once you tack on a Level 3 Stabilizer.

I almost always use inappropriate misogynistic terms when I kill Phantoms.  

That's all I've got off the cuff.  Do you have any confessions?

Modifié par Captain Funky Blimp, 06 juin 2012 - 07:32 .

[Klokos]

"Shoobie Dooble"

Why did I laugh so much ?

[Pantalaimon]

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

[Dream]

I think the turian's grunts of pain are kind of hot. (I'm female, for the record.)

...I should go 

[zhk3r]

Dude. It's "Shimmy baby".

[Captain Funky Blimp]

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

Now I'm laughing.  There have to be more of these that I've overlooked.

[IAMREALITY]

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

zhk3r wrote...

Dude. It's "Shimmy baby".

You know what.....I think you may be right.  Maybe that explains some of their peculiar body language?

Now I'm hearing it in an Austin Powers character voice.

[Komcpc]

I'm not interested in any of the new characters or weapons.

The three to four games of Mass Effect I play per night are taking 2 hours from something else I should be doing instead.

I prefer losing to winning because I think its more challenging.

I secretly hope that the people I play Gold with are newbs, and I am somewhat disappointed when they turn out to be pros.

I'm prejudice and hate Geth and Vorcha regardless of person playing them.

I wish I saw more Turians, Batarians, and Asari around.

Asari Justicar and Human Soldier are my go-to classes. Drell Vanguard is my fun-time class.

I didn't promote anyone last weekend.

I hate playing against enemies that don't fit with the map (Like Cerberus on Condor)

I respect Asari players more than other players.

[Pantalaimon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

Now I'm laughing.  There have to be more of these that I've overlooked.

So funny when they die, They scream "BOSH'TET!"
Female Quarians also say "My soup!" Im guessing she likes Bananos Soup? 

[JGDD]

My mondegreen:

Abandon all hope! Abandon love!

Why Cerberus troops, why?

[Captain Funky Blimp]

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

Now I'm laughing.  There have to be more of these that I've overlooked.

So funny when they die, They scream "BOSH'TET!"
Female Quarians also say "My soup!" Im guessing she likes Bananos Soup? 

Now there's one that I think I actually understand.  I think she's saying "My suit!" to warn that her suit has been pierced.  I'm not going to lie, though.....I like "My Soup!" better.  I can see how the nomadic Quarian lifestyle would make a person somewhat precious about their food.

[jaDanger]

improvisionist wrote...

I think the turian's grunts of pain are kind of hot. (I'm female, for the record.)

...I should go 

This post got me a little hot under the collar. Just a little.
...I should go.
I spend more time on the forums than playing the game. (In my defense, the forums don't constantly DC me)
I have chat routed through my mic only. Sometimes I just mute it and set it aside.
I don't care for Asari.
I play Drell Adept, but hate the voice.
I got Live just to play ME3 online.
I rented skyrim, and my Khajiit will probably never pick a side in the Civil war.
I once included Skyrim in a list of ME3 confessions.
I'm supposed to be doing something else right now.
The Krysae suddenly made it ok to farm FBWGG. 2 wrongs made a right.

[RomanowRomanow]

Whenever I loose position in world's N7 ranking I sob uncontrollably and a little part of me dies inside

[Pantalaimon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

Now I'm laughing.  There have to be more of these that I've overlooked.

So funny when they die, They scream "BOSH'TET!"
Female Quarians also say "My soup!" Im guessing she likes Bananos Soup? 

Now there's one that I think I actually understand.  I think she's saying "My suit!" to warn that her suit has been pierced.  I'm not going to lie, though.....I like "My Soup!" better.  I can see how the nomadic Quarian lifestyle would make a person somewhat precious about their food.

Thinking about it.. She could have mashed up bananos in a soup, Then Introduced into the suit through a Emergency Induction Port...
(Spoilers + Referance) - ()

[Morning Elf]

It took me a couple of weeks to figure out how to shake off a husk. For a while, I thought it was ia Krogan specific power. 

[Felhammer]

I play a melee/shotgun GI in FBWGG randoms and run around the map killing everything while the rest of the squad sits in the room and yells at me to camp there.

I shoot mobs in stasis just to annoy asari snipers.

I play the female quarian infiltrator more than the others because I love all the things she yells.

I hate my "lucky streak" of ultra rares because they took up slots that could've been a quarian male.

I want more all quarian matches.

[Tokenusername]

Hi, my name is Token, and I horde consumables.

[ProjectGemini07]

This is all I've played for several months now and I probably shouldn't be quite so obsessed with it.

[Sekrev]

Komcpc wrote...

I'm not interested in any of the new characters or weapons.

I respect Asari players more than other players.

Both of these. I do have the new stuff, but don't use it at all. May try out the male Quarian, but I prefer the female one for obvious reasons

I dash around in squares, or zigzag, between rounds with the Asari characters. And do the heavy melee.

I will also dash around you if you stand still too much. I can only wonder how that must look from the others point of view.

I always forget to keep track of chat messages. I will miss 5 invites because I'm too focused on what's going on in the match.

I get killed the most by cannibals on gold. Or swarmers.

I will put the biotic bubble over you when you are capping objectives, even when it's the first one and there are only enemies on the other side of the map. It just feels good.

I may also tell you over the mic that I've given you a bubble, and that you should cherish the bubble.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

I hate strategically ducking behind cover. This gets me killed quite a bit, and yet I never intelligently respond by modifying my approach. I REFUSE TO BEND MY KNEES!

[LDStaredown]

I prefer the Widow over the BW.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Sekrev wrote...

Komcpc wrote...

I'm not interested in any of the new characters or weapons.

I respect Asari players more than other players.

Both of these. I do have the new stuff, but don't use it at all. May try out the male Quarian, but I prefer the female one for obvious reasons

I dash around in squares, or zigzag, between rounds with the Asari characters. And do the heavy melee.

I will also dash around you if you stand still too much. I can only wonder how that must look from the others point of view.

I always forget to keep track of chat messages. I will miss 5 invites because I'm too focused on what's going on in the match.

I get killed the most by cannibals on gold. Or swarmers.

I will put the biotic bubble over you when you are capping objectives, even when it's the first one and there are only enemies on the other side of the map. It just feels good.

I may also tell you over the mic that I've given you a bubble, and that you should cherish the bubble.

The bubble nurtures.  The bubble protects.  The bubble embraces.  The bubble asks nothing, yet gives so much.

[oXTheReverendXo]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.

Same here. And I'm in college pursuing a degree in the humanities. I'm pre-conditioned to hate myself a little every time I call one of those little b-words a c-word. Just one more reason to resent those indoctrinated little ******.

Modifié par oXTheReverendXo, 02 juin 2012 - 05:48 .