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[Mash3d]

I have never once been able to headshot a Marauder, and I utterly resent them for it.

Whenever i see an Atlas about to explode, i put it between me and my teammates, and then run at it, hoping that they will see me run through the explosion like an action hero.

I silently rage whenever my teammates dont pick the same campground as me, why dont they understand that THIS spot is far superior in stragetical terms?

I pretend to make out with people crouching behind the same cover as me, and feel rejected when they turn the other way.

I find it extremely annoying how my teammates always find that last enemy together, and im on the other side of the map looking for him.

I like to think that im silently revered by most people on bronze.

I respect Quarians and Turians more than any other players, despite how well they play or behave. I always go the extra mile to impress and assist them

In my head, i automatically label every vorcha player an ****.

I love hearing the Nemesis' shout "How did she!?" when i kill someone

I hate playing as asari, but i generally like people who play as them

The way that Cerberus Troopers shout "Payback!" sometimes frightens me

I write fanfictions in my head about my MP characters, but would never subject other people to them.

I can never bring myself to look above the Banshee's shoulders.

I hate the way Nemesis spin in circles after you stun them.

I like to think that Male Quarians are voice by Arnold Schwarzenegger

I Love Quarians

I love Turians

I love Phantoms

I hate stairs.

[etm125]

I secretly care about the scoreboard more than I should.
I secretly hope teammates die just so I can revive them.
I use a Krysae on almost every class despite the weight.
I laugh way too hard every time I hear MMMRRAAAWWW!
I get way too angry when people won't return a revive.
I hope I get dropped into R/R/G games with crappy teams so I can come to the rescue.
I enjoy watching human vanguards get banshee'd.

[Topographer]

I abuse the crap out of powerful classes because gimping myself isn't fun
I hate that Cerberus sometimes refer to their pilots as "Atlas"

[JG The Gamer]

My confessions:

-If I am using my Krogan Sentinel (specced for melee), everything can be meleed. NO exceptions. You will thank me after I stagger and interrupt a Banshee's OHKO move. I am also ready and willing to attack that Phantom head on. Her sword vs my shotgun (with a tungsten blade). Either I get shanked or her face gets Krogan-smashed.

-I kicked noobs during Operation Carry. I will never kick anyone again unless they are SLOW to get started. That said, I hope they are ready to pull their weight on Gold.

-I have rage-quitted when I get killed on Wave 1.

-If I'm first to the 4 transmitters/devices/etc, and I'm not an Infiltrator with Cloak, I will start cracking the device even if I should be shooting at the enemy. Feel free to take over though.

-I may stay outside the hacking circle if I can pick off enemies better by moving around. At best, I'm still protecting those in the circle AND I'm drawing fire. If I use my Krogans, I can take a lot of heat on my own so I'll be fine.

-I don't go to the landing zone right away. That is so I can draw fire and make sure some can get to the zone in case I get overrun. I usually pack it in and run with about 30 seconds to go.

[Exodus2000]

Needs more game modes.

[Ranger_Captain]

I refuse to play against Geth anymore. I hit esc the first moment of each match and will leave if it's Geth without a second thought.

For some reason, I always end up the primary target (never happens on Reaper, I can run UP to an aura Banshee and never get picked up) and they are the least fun enemy to play as every Geth Character essentially plays the same, march up ominously on a player's position. At least the Reapers have some that march towards you, some that shoot from cover, and some that plop artillery strikes from afar. Even Cerberus has some variety in tactics amongst it's units.

Modifié par Ranger_Captain, 04 juin 2012 - 02:41 .

[Nom-nom Nommer]

After a sucessfull career across all 3 games I ended up buying ME3 again just so that I could play MP on a PC instead of Xbox.

I do better with a lvl 1 hurricane on my geth infiltrator than with any sniper.

I've never used sabotage, and I don't know what it does so I never play my Quarians.

I use real money to buy specter packs sometimes

I say misogynistic things to banshees and phantoms.

Geth is my favorite enemy on all difficulties because Energy drain pwns.

I buy vet packs when I should be saving for specters because I want to max out my phaeston

[seedubya85]

i once used 5 rockets on 1 banshee. the game glitched and her body didn't disappear. i had to be sure dammit

[megawug]

I get really pissed off by banshee insta-kills when I'm not even close to her/it. Or when a ravenger(s) target me and only me from across the map.

I'm still waiting for the vanguard glitch to be fixed, so I can play AV and kroguard, who have been gathering dust for a month.

Team getting killed by an invisible turret... oh, the rage!

Those grenades are such a pain... the dang indicator helps me roll into them as much as avoiding them.

Irritates me when the AA goes solo and ignores my AJA, and we get wiped.

[Creighton72]

When I was 13 I cheated on my first girlfriend with her best friend.

I used to steal Ice Cream out of the fridge and blame my brother.

I tell people my eyes are blue but they are really violet, but I am a dude I just can't say Violet.

The Big Lebowski is my hero, I am sorry The Dude is my hero.

I am a closet video game player and Game of thrones fan.

I read all 7 Harry Potter books and I am not ashamed, I just don't tell anyone I know, except my GF but I met her in a midnight release for book 7.

I tell people to eat healthy all the time, while I am eating junk food. But I am convinced M&M's with Almonds are healthy because they have Almonds.

My high score in Gold is not as high as I claim. It's even higher. ; )

Modifié par Creighton72, 04 juin 2012 - 04:47 .

[BouncyFrag]

I have a desire for Grunt to do a halo drop into a fight when the whole team is bleeding out yelling "I am Krogan" and saves the day. Only would work with an all kro-bro squad. For those that need a fix for some "I am Krogan" epicness, I recommend this (some ME2 distorted spoilers in vid).

[ThatQuarianGuy]

"CALL GRANDMA!!"

I once used a Claymore with a Drellguard.
Got a Full Extraction on Cerberus Gold. With a Scimitar.
Shotgun Infiltrators excite me.
I get my 20 headshots medal with the N7 Crusader before our team sniper does.
I play with a Krogan-obsessed girl. She's awesome, but she freaks me out a little.
Best part about this MP? Chatting with awesome Brits!
Three of my friends and I will cause each other to laugh so hard at random crap we wipe on Bronze.
Vorcha? Why is their elbow connected to their torso? Eww...
When terrible people/set-ups enter my lobby, I play with them anyway. They have ONE chance to prove themselves.
Firebase: Goddess Gold is my new favorite. Any faction, it don't matter.
The Talon is also my new favorite.
Make me laugh and I'll return the favor. HARDCORE.
I get pissed when AA's won't use Stasis on Phantoms, and just die instead.
I'm about to punch the random unlock system. 10+ AA's since the DLC and not ONE new character.
I still don't have a Geth.

Modifié par ThatQuarianGuy, 04 juin 2012 - 05:55 .

[Darksaberexile]

I intentionally didn't play as well as I could during a few matches. (I was using the Krysae, and would choose not to shoot some enemies, or to shoot them a little to weaken them and leave them for a teammate).

The above weakening enemies led to the death of a squadmate in one match (I weakened a pyro and left it for someone else to kill. About 30 seconds later someone went down because of a pyro, and when i got there it was the one I had chosen not to kill.)

[x artic fox]

I only play a geth engineer
If there is another geth in my squad I will go out of my way to beat them
XTiger-Fish [overload] everything
I use my Astro's to listen to music while I play
I make up back stories for all my characters
I'm convinced my GE is deathly afraid of husks, a banshee and a brute will spawn in front of him and he'll yell "Husks"

[Captain Funky Blimp]

I get unreasonably hacked off when it becomes apparent that everybody but me came into the match with no medigel, no missiles, no nothing......or they did but simply refused to use any of them despite playing poorly and manage to collapse the team as a result while I freely use everything I brought in an agonizingly futile effort to keep us from failing.

You can probably tell that this exact thing just happened to me.  Calm blue ocean.....calm blue ocean.....calm blue ocean.....I'll be OK.

Modifié par Captain Funky Blimp, 04 juin 2012 - 06:28 .

[mass perfection]

I can't seem to unlock anything good.

[ThatQuarianGuy]

Also, fan fiction names for "original" Quarian characters are terrible. Mine are WAY better.

Modifié par ThatQuarianGuy, 04 juin 2012 - 06:30 .

[DarkOrgasm]

- Playing reapers gold on Reactor with all the banshees screeching to holy hell, reminds me of the time I made a batch of salsa with 16 habaneros and 9 ghost chilies in it plus a healthy tablespoon of cayenne pepper added because I didn't think it would be hot enough

- 3 enemy units I hate the most: marauders, nemesis and rocket troopers

- If playing an Infiltrator of any kind, I feel it is my duty to sneak up on them from behind, hit them with normal melee to get their attention and then blast them in the face for all the times they have done it to me

- When a female Quarian says" Don't touch her! I always think: What you've never had sex before??

- When Cerberus says: Get to cover! I always say to myself" I got your cover right here sucker!

- The guy who announces the objectives, wave etc, I want to **** slap and say: Don't you see we are kicking ass here?, when we have already completed them or taken out the Important valued targets.

- I love to guess the remaining time to hold the line against a charging brute and have his last armor bar taken off as he dies at my feet before I die.

- Boxing a Prime with a Krogan Vanguard is glorious fun and I hate when team mates take that away from me, especially when you use heavy melee for the final blow.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Creighton72 wrote...

When I was 13 I cheated on my first girlfriend with her best friend.

I used to steal Ice Cream out of the fridge and blame my brother.

I tell people my eyes are blue but they are really violet, but I am a dude I just can't say Violet.

The Big Lebowski is my hero, I am sorry The Dude is my hero.

I am a closet video game player and Game of thrones fan.

I read all 7 Harry Potter books and I am not ashamed, I just don't tell anyone I know, except my GF but I met her in a midnight release for book 7.

I tell people to eat healthy all the time, while I am eating junk food. But I am convinced M&M's with Almonds are healthy because they have Almonds.

My high score in Gold is not as high as I claim. It's even higher. ; )

And Creighton72 goes all the way with his confession- beyond the ordinary- beyond the implied boundaries- and now all that remains to be seen is if others will do the same.  Hats off.

[WWNSX]

-Everytime I read this thread this song plays in my head youtu.be/n_HOHDDnUDg

-I try not to use any equipment on bronze if I'm releveing because come on it's bronze.

-I kind of like playing with no medigels or Ops packs because it makes me try harder to survive and improve.

-I really hate the promoting event's because it's a pain to relevel with the current matchmaking system.

-When I'm not playing Infiltrator I still try to revive and help out with the objectives even if it means i go down.

-I really think there should be three sub forums for the three different platforms that ME3 MP is on.

-I once rage quit a silver game because my teamates went down over 15 times by wave 6 and I don't regret it.

-I think the community is what will kill ME3 MP

-I rarely play with the same random people sometimes it's because there is no team dynamic but if there is i will stay as long as possible. It's nothing peronsal

-If a husk or whatever is grabbing you I'll still shoot it and revive you if need be even though I know you're hitting the melee button. It's not about the kill, it's about the teamwork.

-I think I'd do good on Gold playing infiltrator my main class but due to the elitist aura around it I don't even bother. I'd try drell adept as well but I need more practice with him since he's so squishy.

-I gave up TF2 to play ME3 MP

[Sinapus]

...I have a habit of keying the mike and saying "Railing Kill!" when Throw or Shockwave or similar tosses an enemy off the map.

[Alaa AlSayed]

I hate Vanguards. I play as an Infiltrator to steal their kills by sniping just as they Biotic Charge or melee, ending up charging at nothing, or melee-ing a dead enemy.

I fired two missiles in a row and didn't hit anything.

[Warden130]

I barely every play on gold, I mostly play silver instead.

Since I unlocked the Vorcha Sentinel my skill in playing every other class have degraded. I can't stop playing the VS. Help me!

I have been playing since March and I still haven't managed to unlock the Salarian Infiltrator.

I didn't like Rarity that much when I started watching MLP. She is now one of my favourites.

I hate Nova spammers so much that I will sometimes refuse to revive them if they are downed.

My skill level with a sniper rifle confuses me. Some matches I will get head shots left and right. In others, I wont hit a single target.

I love and regularly use unorthodox builds with unorthodox weapon sets.

I hate it when I join a match and see someone as the same class and race as me. I don't no why.

[megabeast37215]

I like watching the person soloing around the map get what they deserved, and probably take a little too much enjoyment out of it... especially Novaguards w/o support.

I actually care about my score. One time I met this dude and we both had raging E-peens about the score, so much that we started wasting rockets on wave 10 just to outscore each other. FWIW... I won.

I cry a little when I get a group of guys all frozen with cryo rounds from my Scorpion, and some a-hole with a Krysae starts blasting the group I've so expertly rigged to explode. (Smokey, Nemesis, this means you)

I get giggles when I hit a mook with the Kishock and he does the fish flop.

I Krogan headbutt all my team mates... I still don't know why.

I use the flamer on all my team mates... I still don't know why.

I have a problem with making all the really tough badass characters pink. Geth, Turians, Vorcha, Krogans... pink.

I used to kick lots of people from our lobbies, and Bioware stole that from me... I'm sad.

There was one time I was going to kick a guy b/c he didn't have a mic, and right when the 3rd kick went on, he turned on his mic and screamed "No NO NOOOOOOOOO!" I secretly felt bad for him.

I have a guilty pleasure, and it's the Geth Infiltrator melee build.

I have another guilty pleasure, spamming Inferno grenades, using all my ammo packs and then spamming more.

If I know someone is trying to run to the ammo boxes for grenades, and I beat them there... I will throw the grenades at that person. He wanted them right?

When I play as an Infiltrator, I actually try to steal everyones kills. Someone told me if I'm not doing that, then I'm not doing it right. Makes sense to me... shield gate suuuuuuxxxxxxxx.

My team mates bend over backwards to revive me, and I don't make nearly half that effort to revive them. Too many times I've caught myself in the zone killing away, and 'A squadmate went down!' comes through the speakers... and I just keep on killing. I'm a dirtbag.

Everytime I play on Condor, I just keep failing. No place is safe on that map (which I find odd that the Turians would make a base with no good camping spots).

When I see a bunch of bad guys spawn, I usually attack the weaker ones.

When I read the ME3 Multiplayer forums, I worry about the future of humanity a little... and hope the Reapers actually come harvest us.