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Mash3d wrote...

Whenever i see an Atlas about to explode, i put it between me and my teammates, and then run at it, hoping that they will see me run through the explosion like an action hero.


This made me laugh so much.  Thank you for making my day.:lol:

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I play vanguard only to spam Nova and Shockwave next to sniper squadmates.


When a squadmate is being tracked by a husk while moving and does not see it, I just follow the husk to see how far the three of us can go. All of this because it makes me laugh. 


I think Cerberus mooks still talking after they have been beheaded is a plot hole.


I am upset when people don’t thank me after I interrupted a Banshee’s grab.


My Asari Justicar is named Inch’Allah.


I use Tactical Scan to pretend I am a team player.


I throw my full healing specced Geth Turret at enemies to pretend I am not a team player


Shepard is a joke compared to my Human Soldier.


I don’t get why people want to see Phantoms and Nemesis naked considering what a Cerberus trooper looks like when you remove his helmet.


I don’t play the Vorcha because he does not say “We leave” when he goes down.


I set up biotic explosions on combat drones.


I dodged a rocket twice in the same game.


Sometimes I go to the ammo box when I already have full ammo, just because I have nothing better to do.


I don't play Drell because they have perfect memory, so it would not take long before mine gets mentally scarred by all the horror. At least my Human soldier can easily drink his pain away.

Modifié par pp1107, 04 juin 2012 - 04:41 .


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Asharad Hett wrote...

I like to snipe.

I suck at sniping.


Oh, this is me...

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I like this thread, I imagine Bioware does too. I'll add some of the more curios stuff:


- When I had a working mic I sometimes played "Final Countdown" by Europe over the mic during the extraction wave. I sometimes got messages telling me how epic that made it.

- I also often sang "Happy Together" by the Turtles and implemented the other players' gamertags and characters in the lyrics.

- I get a rush from going heavy melee on a phantom.

- After the patch I make it my task to protect AFKers until they're kicked

- All my characters are named after writers. My krogan sentinel is called Dostoyevsky.

- I put a lot of effort in my character appearances.

- I get a bit frustrated when players are using their missiles on wave 5 on gold.

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I have been really, really lucky with getting N7 weapons.  The total # of SP's and PSP's I have bought is probably around 30 or less (I only have 39 total gold weapons/characters, plus a couple of medi-gel and rocket upgrades), and I have gotten 6 N7's in that span (3 Talons, 2 Paladins, and a Scorpion).  I bought 3 PSP's last weekend and got 2 N7's.  I feel a little bad when I hear people complaining about buying 50 PSP's and getting one N7.

I had the Talon for weeks before I ever tried using it, because I thought the idea of a shotgun pistol was stupid.  Turns out I was stupid.

I've never used the Scorpion, because I think the idea of a grenade launching pistol is stupid.

I'm very stubborn and don't learn very well from my mistakes.

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I HATE Krogans, Vorcha and Batarians, and prefer not to play with them. Nor would I ever play as them.

I love to heavy melee phantoms, regardless of what class I'm playing. It's a bit of a rush going to toe-to-toe with the most dangerous melee enemy.

I get pissed when people outscore me, although its kind of a good thing I play better. Even though it's co-op I want to win.

I color code my classes.

I go into a rage when vanguards ruin my shots, or anyone for that matter.

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My drell adept is named Liberace, and looks the part.

I make builds for fun or "interesting" factor, not effectiveness.

I don't have the Incisor yet.

I hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate, hate Condor

I play each race/class in a repeating rotation, never favoring one over the others. Please don't call the men in white suits.

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I once took out a lone husk with a rocket just to see what would happen.

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When AAing, I enjoy wrangling as many phantoms together as I can in front of snipers before dropping a stasis bubble.

I giggle like a little girl when I stay to watch the results of the above action. And very happy to admit it.

When I'm sniping as SE or HI/GI (still no Salarian...) I sometimes start getting paranoid that some players are following me around to chime in their shots on my targets just when I've set up for a headshot. I later tell myself that I shouldn't expect less when most the enemies are coming from one direction.

If my above paranoia gets to be too much, I will be pulling out Predator and gunning down everything like I'm using a scopeless Raptor. Gotta use those ammo packs somehow.

When Krogans mumble 'Whatever' after the game announcer says the wave is clear, I laugh and don't know why.

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Captain Funky Blimp

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My fitness program, which was actually going remarkably well, has absolutely gone to hell since I started playing ME3 MP.

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Ibn_Shisha

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Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

My fitness program, which was actually going remarkably well, has absolutely gone to hell since I started playing ME3 MP.


Just put more points in Fitness while you're playing:wizard:

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I only started playing ME3 MP because I was so disappointed with the SP ending.

I only play ME3 MP when my PS3 controllers need to be recharged, usually from playing Borderlands.

I stopped using Infiltrators because I don't have a Black Widow or Valiant, and the Widow II keeps running out of ammo halfway through a Wave.

I credit farm FBWGG with an SE. A lot.

I always spec HVs for Half Blast, but I never Nova Cancel.

I use an SR with my AA, but it's a Raptor X.

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pp1107 wrote...
I am upset when people don’t thank me after I interrupted a Banshee’s grab.

Shepard is a joke compared to my Human Soldier.

I don’t play the Vorcha because he does not say “We leave” when he goes down.

I set up biotic explosions on combat drones.

Sometimes I go to the ammo box when I already have full ammo, just because I have nothing better to do.


Yes for the first one.

It bothers me a little what one random N7 squad can pull off when comparing it with Shepard & her team (which should be the most badass elite skilled team in the history of the galaxy), but ignore it as gameplay mechanics. Who would still play MP if we only have weak characters that can only, you know, fire their weapons.

Not doing the "we leave" on the vorcha is a terrible oversight IMO.

I set up biotic explosions on everything, including combat drones, geth turrets, a single cannibal I could have just as easily (and faster) shot in the face.

I always go by the ammo box when I'm near it, it has become a habit.

I biotically charge swarmers just for the heck of it, plus free shield recharge is always good. Especially do this between rounds when people are just taking aim at the swarmer, and then I come flying in screaming.

I do as much grab kills as possible, though sometimes dying when trying to get to the spot. The grab is the most awesome move I've ever seen in a game.

When I warn someone of an enemy too late, my warning turns into a commentary: "Watch out! There is a phantom.... who just killed you. I'll be there in a sec."

Sekrev [melee] swarmer -> and by that I mean the soft melee, not the Asari heavy melee. I just found out a few days ago you can soft melee the things :P

Should the occasion come up that the team dies, and I am left to solo the wave, and there is a single banshee left as the last enemy, I always take it for a run across the entire map before killing it.

All of my MP characters have background stories, and I try to play them accordingly. This includes going into blind rage against reapers with a squishy engineer. I don't do this on gold, or if the team is not good.

Asari Vanguard almost dies? Spam biotic charge button for new shields, but forget to target something....

I usually only quit playing at night if I can notice my performance going down due to becoming very tired.

Edit: typo...

Modifié par Sekrev, 04 juin 2012 - 05:34 .


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Ibn_Shisha wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

My fitness program, which was actually going remarkably well, has absolutely gone to hell since I started playing ME3 MP.


Just put more points in Fitness while you're playing:wizard:


YES!!!  Let them laugh- I don't care.  I'm going to try this and see if it works.

And another confession......I loathe, and I mean loathe, most contemporary "gamer" slang, and most of all, the tendency to abbreviate every term possible to acronyms, causing even the most casual post to read like a poorly edited technical document.  Terms most caustically despised include, but are not limited to the following:

"Gamer" (I am not a "gamer", I am a person who plays videogames)

"Gaming" (I do not "game", I play videogames)

"Squishy" (please.....stop)

"Nerf" (oh please Sweet Jesus stop)

"Buff" (OH MY SWEET FEATHERY FLOATING JESUS I BEG OF YOU TO STOP!)

"Kiting" (.....i will personally buy you a kite of your choosing if you will only stop.....)

I'm being a little tongue in cheek here, but I think you know what I mean.  Schlocky insider lingo really rustles my jimmies.  Consider my jimmies fully rustled at this time.  Whether or not they will ever become unrustled is anybody's guess.

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In between waves I make my characters slide from side to side while playing cotton eyed joe in my head.
If you play with me, I can promise that at some point in the match you will hear me yell my patented strategic plan "everybody panic!"
I will never promote my infiltrator or adept classes.
I love playing the vorcha and I will go down on purpose just to hear "I'm aliiiive!!!"
When there is only one person left to solo the wave, I play eye of the tiger in my head (admittedly it is more amusing if I'm the last person).
I have moments where I absolutely suck at sniping.
I have moments where I forget to pay attention to objectives.

Modifié par Ni7mare Shadow, 04 juin 2012 - 05:34 .


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Ni7mare Shadow wrote...

In between waves I make my characters slide from side to side while playing cotton eyed joe in my head.
If you play with me, I can promise that at some point in the match you will hear me yell my patented strategic plan "everybody panic!"
I will never promote my infiltrator or adept classes.
I love playing the vorcha and I will go down on purpose just to hear "I'm aliiiive!!!"
When there is only one person left to solo the wave, I play eye of the tiger in my head (admittedly it is more amusing if I'm the last person).
I have moments where I absolutely suck at sniping.
I have moments where I forget to pay attention to objectives.


Funny, I too never promote adept & infiltrator, the rest I keep on promoting all the time. I only do adept & infiltrator promotes for the weekend challenges.

I love to snipe, but sometimes I just can't get a rhythm going, and miss a lot. And since I don't have the valiant (but of course I do have eagle 2, and the other promotionals at 1), and don't like the BW, missing wit the Widow means going through the whole reload again. Missing multiple times in a row = charge in & melee, and quite possibly die.

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I know exactly what you mean, and I hate it but I take missing several shots as an indicator that I should give the infiltrator a rest and bring out the Justicar.

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Ni7mare Shadow wrote...

I know exactly what you mean, and I hate it but I take missing several shots as an indicator that I should give the infiltrator a rest and bring out the Justicar.


Exactly :) If one thing doesn't work out: go blow up stuff with biotics! It's the solution to everything. Shame we are on different platforms, otherwise I would love to join up with you.

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 I'm reading this at work because even though it's only my first day back after vacation, I really want to go home and play.

To me it sounds like Krogans sometimes say "Balderdash!" between waves.

I like to shoot the turret on Cerberus engineers' backs to make them blow up.

All my geth characters get numbers for names.

I try to make my character names sound race appropriate. 

I won't play vanguards or Krogans. Just not my style.

I don't care about squad makeup. I'll play with any group. Once played with three engineers and a vanguard and we did great.

I reposition my turrets a lot which probably annoys my teammates. I sometimes worry someone might have been relying on it for shield boosts.

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I always name my Vorcha after philosophers and great thinkers.

I color my Geth like pimped street-racer cars, and name them after programming languages.

I'm adding rage-quitters and leechers to my own blacklist, so I can avoid them in the future.

I tend to subconciously play 'in character'... Krogans headbutting, Vorcha heavy melee spree, you get the idea.

I don't have a problem with other players stealing my kills.

I have a problem with other players killing the one enemy in a group I had already lighted up with warp...

I have a mike, but my spoken english degrades heavily when I'm distracted. Out of practice, not my first language, you understand.

I can't seem to score hits with sniper rifles other than the Valiant.

I finished the SP campaign *once*, since then only MP.

I get somewhat distracted while playing Asari and FQuarians... :wub:

I don't understand people who think the Phoenix Adept is broken by design.

I STILL don't have the Batarian Soldier, zefix! <_<

I think there should be a law against more than one fracking Vanguard per team.

I spend waaaaay to much time playing and reading this thread.

Modifié par RiderPale, 04 juin 2012 - 06:24 .


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i dodged three geth rocket launcher in a row with my drell

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I once used a Drell Vanguard that only did cartwheels before shooting.

Spent entire matches as various members of the Avengers.

Used to use ULM on SMGs just so they'd be colored black.

Created the Ryncol Light Presents thread as a thank you to all of the types of players I've encountered.

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I once head-shot 3 Cerberus troopers standing behind each other. I only saw 2. I felt bad for it.

I constantly check scores, and when I'm not tops, I delude myself into thinking "Well you're not the best, but it's a co-op game and your group is winning, so what?" while actually being upset.

I don't have unlocked some of the classes I'm interested in.

I LOVE the Vorcha flamethrower. LOVE.

I only played Gold once. By accident, as I didn't see the host changed difficulty after successfully finishing 3 Silver matches in a row.

I enjoy melee-killing powerful enemies like Brutes.

Banshees scare the hell outta me.

I did not think I had this much to tell you.

All my characters' names start with "D".

My playstyle somehow alternates between awesome and really really bad.

Modifié par Darkelefantos1, 04 juin 2012 - 06:46 .


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1. If you are my teammate and playing geth, I will shoot you at least five times during a match, regardless of if we are fighting geth or not.
2. I don't rage quit, but I do step out of lobbies if people are having full blown conversations on the headset, I have no desire to hear about your personal life.
3. I'm pretty sure the nemesis are saying "this is ridiculous we are nemesis"
4. I've been playing mp since the end of the single player a week after it came out. The ending to the game had the same effect as "the dark tower" had for me, can't stomach playing another game.
5. I think about how many "credits" i've lost due to disconnects...and honestly it makes me want to cry.
6. When I am getting the "communicating" sign on the screen and the enemies are frozen I sometimes pose with them in weird fashions.
7. I hate the store system, and really feel that the game isn't "co op" because there is no balance in who has what.
8. When I see a n7 at 30 or lower and they have all the characters and weapons I have yet to unlock, I honestly want to biotch slap them.

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Until just moments ago, I had no idea that turrets recharged shields.  Now that's shameful.