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[arrveetee]

sliverofamoon wrote...

arrveetee wrote...

I think my asari sounds sexier than the rest.

Mine is!

I challenge you to a "For Thessia!" off!

[Ibn_Shisha]

pp1107 wrote...

 I keep on trying to figure out a way to warn my characters about the star child stuff.


My Human Engineer is named A380 and wears the pattern of British Airways.


I believe the star child is a troll created hundreds of years ago by a BSN forumer.

These are some of my favorites so far.

If I played on pc, I'd put on bmi or virgin colors to troll...err, amuse... you

I start feeling a little...crazy...while doing extended vorcha slasher fests.

I really can't seem to get the hang of flamer, so when I play vorcha, it's all pretty much a slasher fest.

In the confession immediately above this one, I had to retype "get the" 3 times because my fingers kept trying to type "geth".

[Rsxavior]

I mostly dislike people on the mics. Usually all I hear are children screaming in the background or some player criticizing others for playing an inflitrator class.

I feel that Phantoms are my responsibility when using an Asari at least to stasis them.

I am find that people in Bronze matches annoy me because they are more worried about their individual score than team tactics. So long one character who went charging into a Brute and Banshee to get points. I am not reviving your stupid.

I am getting over my need to go revive someone at a moment's notice.

[feainn]

- Whenever I get the chance I always look at a Marauder's butt. It's a nice butt.
- I panic if I'm the last one standing, then 9/10 times I go down.
- I have an unhealthy obsession with the Quarian Male Engineer.
- I'm hardly ever first on the scoreboard but when I am, my head nearly explodes from how BOSS I feel.
- I like to be the one to get the hacking objectives, if I don't I sulk quietly on my side of the TV.

[vware]

-If I play a krogan I headbutt my teammates in between matches. Not even a little ashamed.

When I did that with another random krogan we headbutted each other for the rest of the match, twas like a romantic date, I swear we had a connection only krogangamers can understand...

-I screamed **** YEAH at the top of my longues when I killed a phantom with my Krysae X in two shots at point blank for the first time. Seeing that ***** explode is so gratifying, a revenge for every time she has ever instakilled me.

Modifié par vware, 09 juin 2012 - 08:06 .

[mybudgee]

I am on these forums WAY too often...

Modifié par mybudgee, 09 juin 2012 - 08:09 .

[Dynamik78]

I have this terrible urge to revive even the dumbest players in PUG lobbyes instead of letting them die and solo the rest of the wave

[HashimSharif]

mybudgee wrote...

I am on these forums WAY too often...

Me too

[RobotMilk]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

[Thanks to everybody who has posted their deepest, darkest confessions to this thread.  I had no idea the community had so many burdens to lay down, so many crosses to bear.  I've identified with so many of the posts that I eventually gave up on commenting on them all and just let it roll.  Thanks again for all the laughs- I can use all the laughter I can get these days.  And oh......my worst and most recent confession?  I BOUGHT A HEADSET TODAY.  I will now proceed to have my vengeance on my tormentors.]

I've never won a gold match.

When Mauraders die, it sounds to me like they're saying "Shoobie Dooble".

I remain hopelessly convinced that if I listen closely enough, one day I'll be able to make out those little pseuso-phrases the Nemeses blurt out in battle.  Those are words, aren't they?

I don't have a headset.  Those who do typically use it as an instrument of torture against my sanity (endless cursing, abused/neglected babies/children screaming in the background, incessant chatter having nothing to do with what is going on in the game, and more......so much more).

I love the new overpowered weapons and hope I eventually get them all.

I was a young teenager when Donkey Kong hit the arcades, and yet, here I am, still relentlessly playing videogames, and wondering if maybe, just maybe, I should have moved on to something else by now.

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be perpetually on the verge of a massive stroke, especially when the universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with their every whim.

I kept my Krogan Vanguard around a little too long.

After a while, give or take a little, all the weapons start to seem about the same once you adjust for their natural inherent differences.

I secretly, foolishly, laughably believe that I am the only person in the universe to figure out that you can have a hell of a lot of fun if you optimize a Turian Sentinel to use the Striker, especially once you tack on a Level 3 Stabilizer.

I almost always use inappropriate misogynistic terms when I kill Phantoms.  

That's all I've got off the cuff.  Do you have any confessions?

I like all that stuff you said.

[whothehellstolemyname]

I trash talk the AI

I like to melee things I really shouldn't (boss units)

When equipping an armor piercing weapon, nothing brings me greater joy than Guardians, as they are slow moving sources of free points

I prefer Batarian light melee to heavy melee because the animation has more spirit (and score it as a base hit, depending on the toughness of the enemy; trooper = single, Phantom = grand slam)

I tend to miss Phantoms more frequently than other enemies, even if they are standing perfectly still (stupid panic)

When playing a Batarian, I prioritize Cannibals as I imagine he (she?) is angered by the corruption of the Batarian form

Ditto Turians and Marauders

When using the Wraith, I give my character an equally flashy color scheme

I play Bronze with a Batarian Soldier to power trip (clearing out a spawn in 2 seconds with inferno grenades and ballistic blades)

[Mondhase]

I like to revive dead threads.  

I took me stupidly long to figure out that I could prolong my life by pressing the space button while lying on the ground. Somehow I thought the game wanted me to press space to use a medigel and revive myself, so I didn't press it, as I mostly wait for others to get to me. And then I was wondering why others could stay alive for so much longer than me.  So go on, just call me a noob! 

I'm considering to buy a headset just to play ME3 MP with it, though I don't really see myself saying much at all.

I'm slighty afraid of next weeks balance changes, because even though I play other classes on gold now, too, (Batarian Soldier and AA FTW!), the SI is still my favorite class.


And this is not a confession, just a reminder: Don't forget the amazing ME3 MP meme thread! It's been moved to fan creations, here.

Modifié par Mondhase, 23 juin 2012 - 03:38 .

[Smugglers Luck]

Sometimes I wonder if the Announcer is actually the shuttle pilot.

[BaronWhitey]

I love playing Asari in MP, but I still haven't unlocked the basic Adept (I have the Justicar and the Vanguard). AV is my favorite character. When I first started playing her, I thought Stasis was useless 'cause I didn't realize it worked on enemies with shields.

I wish the basic Asari was blue instead of gray. I haven't unlocked skin tone for any of my Asari yet.

After Asari, I like female Quarians and Krogans.

I mostly play female avatars even though I am male. I even played female Shepard. Two different ones.

I don't like the Cerberus escapees or the human vanguards.

I don't know which guns to use for most classes, especially on higher difficulty levels like Gold. My AV likes the Paladin, and my snipers favor the Valiant, but the rest...eh? I like using the Striker with my Krogan Sentinel, but I wish it didn't have so much kick to it, and I think it shouldn't for a Krogan because it's supposed to be a Krogan weapon. Most of my really good weapons are either not unlocked or really low level.

I always think the Banshee looks really sad when she's hugging someone to death. I think she wants to be loved, but is afraid of how to go about doing it. I feel bad for her even when she kills me.

I've been kicked three times. Each time was deserved - I played horribly (lots of deaths, little in the way of points, Silver, etc.) Every time was after playing a round in Reactor. I hate, hate, hate that map.

I like the campaign ending, because I thought Shepard had to be indoctrinated in order for the series to end. I always figured the kid was just part of the indoctrination attempt. Still, I wish there had been some explanation as to what actually happened, or what happened to the rest of the squad. I'm secretly hoping they are planning an ME4 to continue the story.

I refuse to pay money for packs, and I've never rage-quit on any game, but I have slunk away as soon as it was over because I felt embarrassed by how little I contributed. I'm ecstatic when I'm not the lowest scorer in any match, and when I score the top I think it's because my allies weren't very good.

After the AV, my favorite characters are (in no order) Quarian F Infiltrator, Krogan Sentinal, Asari Justicar, Human engineer (usually femme), or Quarian Engineer. I'm terrible with Geth, all soldiers, and most humans.

I love when Krogans laugh at the beginning of their rage, but I hate what happens to the screen when you are playing one. I also hate the screen effect of hunter mode and adrenaline rush. It makes me feel a little vertigo.

[Malachaai]

I’m the Malachaai that confused Sekrev

I share this account with my husband and son, who both play occasionally.

My husband hates that I’m better than him at it, he says it’s because I don’t let him play often enough.

I’m a bit of a backseat driver. I tell myself I’m just trying to help him up his game, but it’s too frustrating when he doesn’t listen so I tend to find something else to do when he’s playing.

My 11 year old son plays ME3 MP. In my defense, I’m pretty strict, and watch him like a hawk. He’s always respectful to other gamers. He has been banned from playing with my close online friends. This is the only age restricted game he’s allowed anywhere near.

I adore my Asari Adept and Justicar. I’m just a little bit in love with them, and I’d probably consider “batting for the other side” if they were real.

My outfit/armour always has pink on it somewhere. It’s generally black or white. And pink.

I love the Arc Pistol, mostly because it’s really pretty and matches my white Asari outfit. I think it’s up to X now. I used to equip the Arc and the Disciple together because they look good, till I realized I really don’t like the Disciple. And that load out is pretty crap for an Adept.

I feel guilty playing characters other than my Asari, I feel like I’m letting them down. Operation Savage was particularly hard for me, because of that reason. Plus Vorcha and Batarian don’t look particularly good in pink.

I have a couple of close online friends who completely crack me up ingame. They will sometimes make it their mission to see how long it takes to have me in fits of giggles. I pity anyone who has the misfortune to play random with us They’d have to be as insane as we are to fully enjoy the game.

There have been times when I’ve struggled to extract on bronze because I’ve been totally distracted and laughing so hard.

I refer to Swarmers as “Typos” because I refuse to acknowledge that they’ve taken me down. It had to have been a typo.

I play Gold just fine with my regular team, but am completely intimidated by anyone over N71200 and tend to get stage fright and act like a total noob.

I have been known to medi gel myself just because I’m P***** off at dying, even though I have a team mate standing next to me.

I have a fit of giggles every time a Vorcha is revived.

If you tell me what to do, and it’s a stupid request like “Let’s all stick together”, when that’s either what we’ve been doing all along, or it’s just not a good idea at the time, I am likely to do exactly the opposite of what you’ve said for the next few waves.

I hate Kill Stealers and get a little kick out of any opportunity I have to steal from them.
I will never pretend I know more than anyone else. I played a game on Silver recently with an N7 20, lvl2 Infiltrator, who proceeded to show us how the game should be played. Much respect.

I am scared to death of ravagers. I have been known to take them out with a Missile Launcher just for the hell of it.

I will politely ask before taking out a pair of Atlas’ on Wave 10 Silver, and then go ahead and do it before you answer.

I get all excited when I discover another Adept in a lobby with me, and look forward to all the fun we’ll have detonating biotic explosions.

I get irritated when people don’t play FBWGG properly.

People who don’t play Adepts properly irritate me even more.

I feel terribly guilty when I fight off enemies before reviving someone so they don’t get up in the middle of a mess, and they die because I don’t get there on time.

I will talk non-stop with people I know, but rarely open my mouth in an all-random game. I’ve had guys discover I’m a woman, and then either follow me everywhere, trying to steal my kills or jumping in to protect me, and then sending me friend requests after 1 game. Or completely ignoring me and making things particularly unpleasant. Rare, but it happens.

Thane is my favourite character in SP, so I develop a small crush on anyone playing a Drell Adept. I’d drop anything in MP to save him if need be.

I’m still pretty new to this game, and welcome all advice as long as it’s constructive and not condescending.

I have decided that Vorcha are cute and cuddly, even though I can’t play them

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Does this thread still belong in the digital garbage bin of time? You decide, or confess.....

[Autumnal Skies]

I confess I was hoping someone would bump this thread.

[Scottywest]

Well I'll bump as my first official forum post (must admit, this thread has kept me entertained all day!)

While I do play other classes, I always come back to the biotics. My Shepard was a vanguard in all 3 Mass Effects, but before 3 dropped, I redid the first two as a new adept Femshep and romanced Liara

I constantly go into matches convinced that I'm not worried about the score and that I only want to help with objectives so the team succeeds. And while I do assist with objectives, I get terribly frustrated when my score does end up sucking.

My favourite character is the Asari Justicar who I've spec'd to be a tank. I was once a lone survivor only because my Asari had reave and the sphere going, while the other Asari's died just before the counter hit zero o_O - felt so bad ass, but thought the experience would have mentally scarred my Justicar.

I named my Justicar Bastla (in honour of Bastila from KOTOR).

I always say thank you when someone revives me, even if I don't have my mic on.

I tend to drink when I have my mic on and always forget to mute before I start gulping.

I've accidentally voted to kick people when checking their loadouts and then deciding I should change class.

I cover my right eye when I unlock spectre packs, so I can't see what I've unlocked, then each card is a surprise!

I get angry when I reave and no one detonates. Yet whenever I use pull and try to set up a reave detonation myself, a plethora of biotic attacks comes flying in >_<

I normally revive fellow Asari first, since we are the most advanced of the Citadel and non-Citadel species and our survival is paramount.

When I play an engineer, I spam overload because I think I'm helping.

I get angry when I deploy a bubble and no one uses it. Angers me more when people die fighting just outside of the bubble and I have to revive them still from the safety of my bubble.

I once did a round with 4 Asari and it was THE funnest run ever. Yet since then the only adepts I seem to be able to pair with are those annoying lash spamming ex-Cerberus operatives.

Modifié par Scottywest, 30 août 2012 - 12:37 .

[Talisman-44]

I love played this game for a while for little more than to kill phantoms on platinum with my GI

The most enjoyable way to kill a phantom is to see it take cover though a wall and then cloak and own it in one piranha clip

The only thing that makes me happier than killing phantoms is watching people try to win the round if I've died and the AI owns them, especially if it is round 10 on platinum (already got all the money)
I played BF3 last night and am done with this game unless they put out more multiplayer dlc with overpowered stuff

I never even finished the SP after making multiple characters on the last two games since the endings sucked so bad

I can't use the destroyer at all on platinum, I usually win plat with randoms, but I tried to use a destroyer and went on a 10 game losing streak

The most interesting thing about this game now is getting on this forum to see new balance changes and hope for MP dlc

Modifié par Talisman-44, 29 août 2012 - 03:03 .

[Malachaai]

"Bump"!!

[Wynne]

I played a Silver match and ended up on the bottom, not knowing why as I am usually a decent (not amazing, but all right) player on Gold. I realized it was a new character and I was trying out weapons, but thought I would've done better as I was playing pretty well. When I used the best weapon I had for the character in the third match, it still wasn't better.

Then I realized that a month or so ago, I was not sure how I wanted to build my level 20 character when I unlocked him, so I only filled in the first three ranks or so of the skills I was sure I wanted, which I much later forgot when I tried to play him again. So it was more like playing a level 8 character than a level 20.

This... just happened a few minutes ago. *facepalm* After I fixed this error, I was on top with the same character and weapon. But that doesn't change how friggin' embarrassed I feel about the other matches.

And I wish I could say that was the first time this has ever happened... it's... not. *facedesk*

Note to self: have coffee BEFORE multiplayer matches, NOT after! BEFORE!

[Caldari Ghost]

I never revive PUGs

[Piotrek_Luc]

Holy-Hamster wrote...

I once stayed to play multiple games with two female foreigners who didn't speak hardly any english just to hear their voices. I did exceptionally well and at the last game ending in broken english they said "thank for game, bye!". I had a big grin on my face after that.

This!

I was also playing with them, they're russians, right ?

I was playing Asari.
One of them got executed and was already observing the match.
The second one fell, I was rushing to revive her and the first one was yelling "run Asari! run!" 

EDIT: Also this is my first post to the forum.

Modifié par Piotrek_Luc, 17 octobre 2012 - 10:03 .

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Is this thread still relevant or at least amusing?

[MasterPeras]

Little Volus saying Payday!

[Gamer790]

I often hesitate to use a medigel pack and wait and see if someone will revive me. Also the vorcha sentinel is pretty much the only class I play. I almost exclusively use flamer. I hang my head in shame.

Modifié par Gamer790, 21 janvier 2013 - 12:56 .