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[sliverofamoon]

The Doomis wrote...

I love playing Krogan even though I miss with their heavy melee attack 80% of the time

LOL! One time, playing my Krogan, I missed a Centurion like... 5x in a row, and finally gave up and blew his head off with my Claymore.

[Kingston Atticus]

Non Batarians refuse to revive my Batarian soldier!
I Use explosive bb on swarmers.
I take out all the egg sacs on a ravager then run in for my falcon punch!
I only use strength enhancers on my batarians, and laugh when I crush a phantom's skull like a tomato!

[PlatonicWaffles]

I once tried firing missiles at a Banshee to complete the "key enemy personnel objective".

I took four missiles before I hit.

[Cid Revolution]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

[lynroy]

sliverofamoon wrote...

CYB3RFR34K wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I derive a blistering, joyful schadenfreude from so-called "teammates" who die while refusing to help with or even acknowledge objectives.

If I somehow manage to miss with my first missile, it's not uncommon for me to fly into a rage, miss AGAIN, and then go completely berzerk as I idiotically empty what remains of my 5-clip capacity.

true story

LOL I must admit.... I have done this PLENTY of times.

Guilty.

[WilliamYZFR1]

ME3 is the only game I have ever played online. Any online use of my profile for other games (MW & COD) were my children or guests.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Cid Revolution wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

That solution never occurred to me.  Sounds like it may be time to buy a mic!

And I meant "verge" not "verse".  Whoops.

[DivineAura]

 Am I the only one who think the Cerberus combat engineers are the most innocent ones? 
The way they take a pistol, they way they AHHHH when they're dead, and they shout at the others to TAKE THE COVER but they stand there waiting to be shot......

Modifié par DivineAura, 02 juin 2012 - 07:13 .

[gilgamesh v9]

-The only gold match I have ever won I had less than 50k points.
-I have never specced a character for melee
-I always put 6 points into fitness
-I have and use a Phaeston X more than any other gun
-I rarely use wtfCluster Grenades on my Drell Adept
-I have spent over $100 on PSP's after DLC comes out
-I prefer the Eviscerator over the GPS
-I constantly hate on my teammates even though they outscore me constantly.
-I have a friend named Ashen Earth who takes pity on me and brings his gold level friends to play silver with me.

[Leones Maneres]

When Krogans shout "Contact" at the start of a round -- I would swear they are really saying "CRAP TAG" I know - makes no sense. But I'm sure that's what I'm hearing.

And the Drell - I will admit to never playing them, because when they shout "I'm injured!" they sound so wimpy and pathetic, like little kids who have just gotten a booboo.

And I must admit to sometimes not firing on an Atlas or Brute with support fire when a killhog happy human Vanguard tries to heavy melee the sucker.

And I also confess to enjoying the spectacle from watching it crush the wiggling guy's head when it catches him.

But not a Banshee - no one deserves the face-suck of death - I don't care how rude or unsportsmanlike they've been.

Edit:  Sometimes, my character's behavior will change radically in-game.  That's because I have to go see to a family issue, and my teenage daughter takes over the game for me.  She likes to play, but she's still a little scared of the bigger monsters (brutes and banshees in particular).

And I also have to answer a phone call at times in-game, hence my character may stop moving for a minute or so.  Sorry.

Modifié par Leones Maneres, 02 juin 2012 - 08:17 .

[Cid Revolution]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

Cid Revolution wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

That solution never occurred to me.  Sounds like it may be time to buy a mic!

And I meant "verge" not "verse".  Whoops.

Yeah, just get a cheapo mic and you'll finally be able to play the game in peace without having to sacrifice the in-game sounds.

[Nissun]

DivineAura wrote...

 Am I the only one who think the Cerberus combat engineers are the most innocent ones? 
The way they take a pistol, they way they AHHHH when they're dead, and they shout at the others to TAKE THE COVER but they stand there waiting to be shot......

 they way they AHHHH when they're dead,  

I actually think this sounds less pitiful and more... um, dirty.

wink-wink 

[sliverofamoon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

Cid Revolution wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

That solution never occurred to me.  Sounds like it may be time to buy a mic!

And I meant "verge" not "verse".  Whoops.

I've heard some things coming out of some squeaky-voiced, pre-pubescent kids mouths that I've never heard in my life... and I am a former Woman Marine, so I've heard ALOT..... nothing like some of the rants I've heard over the mic. IG.

[selphiegirl]

I love playing Drell Vanguard

I will not play a Vanguard in a Quickmatch cause idiots who don't know how to use a Vanguard have ruined it for people like me who have been playing as a Vanguard since ME1 and know how to use them; the good ole' days when you didn't have Charge and Nova

When a Nemesis dies, she sounds like a chicken to me.

I like dying only because the rag doll physics are great (my asari died with her ass up in the air once)

I'm too shy to start my own group so I will wait to be asked to join

Despite being a woman, I will also use rude terms to insult the Banshees, Nemesis and Phantoms (quim is a fun one right now)

If I was killed by a Brute/Banshee/Atlas/Geth Prime and I'm revived I will use a missile on them as soon as possible...bastards

I can't play as an Infiltrator to save my life


I love the people I play with from BSN cause they crack me up and seem to understand what the hell I'm quoting half of the time (last night was "Sherlock" and "Grandma's Boy" quotes)

I'm not biased against any ME character/race, but I don't like playing as a Quarian or Krogan.

I totally respect those who kick total ass playing as an Asari or Quarian

[Captain Funky Blimp]

gilgamesh v9 wrote...

-The only gold match I have ever won I had less than 50k points.
-I have never specced a character for melee
-I always put 6 points into fitness
-I have and use a Phaeston X more than any other gun
-I rarely use wtfCluster Grenades on my Drell Adept
-I have spent over $100 on PSP's after DLC comes out
-I prefer the Eviscerator over the GPS
-I constantly hate on my teammates even though they outscore me constantly.
-I have a friend named Ashen Earth who takes pity on me and brings his gold level friends to play silver with me.

You gotta admit- it's awfully freeing to unburden yourself of these terrible, terrible secrets, is it not?

[KyreneZA]

I have played in one Gold match by accident. I was looking for R/R/S and got into Gold, killed and quit as discreetly as possible to not inconvenince the other players. I didn't as much rage quit as slink quit on that one.

I play my 'James Bond' SI just so that I can kill Phantoms. None of my other regular characters can. I actually actively hunt them and Nemeses with him.

I love frag grenades a little too much.

I will often score well in one game followed by getting killed on Wave 1, 2 and 3 in the next.

I will rather shoot something dead than heavy melee/grab.

All my headshot to date have been accidental. When I aim for them, they don't happen.

[Eruditional Lies]

I'm the guy with the kids whining in the background.

I'm also the guy who takes cover and stops moving because I went to see what the kids are whining about.

I bought two copies at full price at launch because my wife and I were addicted to the MP demo.

My wife, a friend and I kicked a random from our game because he voted to kick me...
He voted to kick me because I was taking too long with the kids.

When a friend and I play as Vanguards, we use falcon punches to "pound it" b/w successful waves.

I'm late from my break at work because I had to write this.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

I've been dropped into Wave 10 and/or 11 of successful Silver matches before and felt mildly guilty about collecting the credits and XP having done precious little to earn them.

I wouldn't mind too terribly if it were to happen again, though. 

Sometimes I get a badge for headshots at the end of a match and have no idea how I got them.

[Sbri]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I almost always use inappropriate misogynistic terms when I kill Phantoms.  

Ah heck, I do that too, and I'm female.

I have also thown some very nasty invectives (albeit very quietly) at that *#&%@! Kroguard who I just ran half way across the map to get away from in hopes of actually killing something, and yet appears in front of me gacking the entire group I was happily whittling down. They were at two bars each! I didn't need the help! Just go away and let me kill things!  Wasn't there a Banshee or Prime or a Turret you could go take down?

And my most embaressing revelation of all......I actually like the N7 Eagle.

[jcamdenlane]

My Justicar will always break-up with a human sentinel if an asari adept late-joins a game. She doesn't care about yakshis.

[Cid Revolution]

sliverofamoon wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

Cid Revolution wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

That solution never occurred to me.  Sounds like it may be time to buy a mic!

And I meant "verge" not "verse".  Whoops.

I've heard some things coming out of some squeaky-voiced, pre-pubescent kids mouths that I've never heard in my life... and I am a former Woman Marine, so I've heard ALOT..... nothing like some of the rants I've heard over the mic. IG.

That is quite unsettling. I wonder if these kids think it makes them sound cool or something foolish like that. I know I don't like to listen to foul-mouthed banter while I'm trying to enjoy myself. Whatever happened to respect and manners?

[Tzarakiel]

First time I played gold was an accident. Game placed me in wrong difficulty (was aiming for bronze), after outscoring several of the other players in my first round I discovered I was playing on wrong difficulty and left immediately.

[sliverofamoon]

Cid Revolution wrote...

sliverofamoon wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

Cid Revolution wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I wish I could find others to play with who aren't maladjusted 12 year
olds who just discovered how to curse, urban bong enthusiasts who use
their headsets to advertise precisely how high they are at any given
moment, or alarmingly high strung "SERIOUS GAMERS" who seem to be
perpetually on the verse of a massive stroke, especially when the
universe so much as momentarily ceases to instantaneously comply with
their every whim.

This is a prevalent problem. Now instead of using my mic to talk, I use it as a way to mute others since there's no option to do that in-game. I just set the mic to the side and my squad can blab all they want while I, too, try to make out what Nemesis is saying. It sounds an awful like like "ten minutes" to me...

That solution never occurred to me.  Sounds like it may be time to buy a mic!

And I meant "verge" not "verse".  Whoops.

I've heard some things coming out of some squeaky-voiced, pre-pubescent kids mouths that I've never heard in my life... and I am a former Woman Marine, so I've heard ALOT..... nothing like some of the rants I've heard over the mic. IG.

That is quite unsettling. I wonder if these kids think it makes them sound cool or something foolish like that. I know I don't like to listen to foul-mouthed banter while I'm trying to enjoy myself. Whatever happened to respect and manners?

LOL Well... that is a good question, and as I said above, I've been guilty of cursing quite often, but at least I don't do it over a mic.

[sliverofamoon]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I've been dropped into Wave 10 and/or 11 of successful Silver matches before and felt mildly guilty about collecting the credits and XP having done precious little to earn them.

I wouldn't mind too terribly if it were to happen again, though. 

Sometimes I get a badge for headshots at the end of a match and have no idea how I got them.

LMAO at your last! I'm right there with you, especially when playing my HI with a Claymore. At the end of some Gold matches I just scratch my head in amazement.

[failsure]

I was insta-kicked from Bronze at N7 700ish for a Phalanx V on AJ...shortly thereafter dropped into that game in session and when the Uber1337 leader started complaining at me for my 'dinky pistol' I suicided at the start of every wave and listened to him rant. It was worth it

An infiltrator screamed at me on FBWGG for putting the decoy in the wrong place constantly when I was trying to get commendation pack (but later thanked me for listening)

I can't hit the side of a bus with a sniper rifle, yet my first ultra-rare was BW three times in a row, thank the devs for putting in the Indra

Related to the above, I play using a 14 year old Logitech trackball

I think I've used my mic 3 times, ever...the last thing I said was "Yeah."

I thought the Avenger X was awesome for way too long

I made a host ragequit the second time I played human vanguard