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[Geth Supremacy]

Well, at least it's better than having to "nail" anyone.

 

One thing you have to understand, is that penguins know all about love, and we understand that it takes time. One week may not be enough to get the desired results. Maybe in two weeks. I like to give myself more time than I need, just to be safe. They have rarely been tested on humans.

 

I can reveal one thing about my secret. It is all about how you start the conversation. Penguins know you should always start with an ice breaker.

 

Wow...I feel sorry for your GF.  I bet OWA leaves you in no time with an attitude like that.

 

If you starting with the excuses already you should just pack it in and head back to the north pole.  Lot's of different ways to achieve that goal. Not really hard + love and lust get confused by people all the time.  At the end of the day if someone doesn't like you or care about you then just pack it in and move on to someone who does.  I didn't say it had to be the first 3 people that you talked to.  If you think about it....you can talk to a lot of people in 30 days.

 

Not a bad ending line...its a start, but I can tell by your attitude that you are already defeated.  100-1 odds.

[Onewomanarmy]

Wow...I feel sorry for your GF.  I bet OWA leaves you in no time with an attitude like that.

 

If you starting with the excuses already you should just pack it in and head back to the north pole.  Lot's of different ways to achieve that goal. Not really hard + love and lust get confused by people all the time.  At the end of the day if someone doesn't like you or care about you then just pack it in and move on to someone who does.  I didn't say it had to be the first 3 people that you talked to.  If you think about it....you can talk to a lot of people in 30 days.

 

Not a bad ending line...its a start, but I can tell by your attitude that you are already defeated.  100-1 odds.

 

Why do you always have to mention me???

 

I'm not dating Penguin, he is 19.... I'm 36... LOL WTH??

[TheN7Penguin]

...I have no experience in these things TheN7Penguin, like many others here, we'd be glad to know whether this all can simply be reduced to a quick "Just add water" recipe for all... so easy  and works everytime.

 

You humans. You have no idea of how these things work. But I am not going to teach a lesser species. Just add water? Pfft. No. It takes time, dedication, attraction and absolute love to pull off. As for the technique itself, that is a closely guarded secret. It may not even work for humans. You lack the necessary telekinetic abilities.

[Geth Supremacy]

Why do you always have to mention me???

 

I'm not dating Penguin, he is 19.... I'm 36... LOL WTH??

 

Age is only a number.  If your personalities click then they click.  Sure there may be some maturity issues and things and it may not work out.  Relationships are work though....its not easy or some auto pilot.  If you believe you can achieve!

 

A man becomes a man from the stuff that he goes though and that's not age specific.

[Fuenf789]

You humans. You have no idea of how these things work. But I am not going to teach a lesser species. Just add water? Pfft. No. It takes time, dedication, attraction and absolute love to pull off. As for the technique itself, that is a closely guarded secret. It may not even work for humans. You lack the necessary telekinetic abilities.

Pity... I was hoping that you would be able to put me out of my misery there, even as lesser species. What about your subordinates - do you share that secret with them at least?

[TheN7Penguin]

Age is only a number.  If your personalities click then they click.  Sure there may be some maturity issues and things and it may not work out.  Relationships are work though....its not easy or some auto pilot.  If you believe you can achieve!

 

I'm liking that because I agree in a general sense. And FYI, I'm perfectly mature. I'm just crazy. True story.

[Onewomanarmy]

Age is only a number.  If your personalities click then they click.  Sure there may be some maturity issues and things and it may not work out.  Relationships are work though....its not easy or some auto pilot.  If you believe you can achieve!
 
A man becomes a man from the stuff that he goes though and that's not age specific.

May be true, we're still not dating. But perhaps you would like to date him since you can't stop mentioning him and his relationships?

[Geth Supremacy]

May be true, we're still not dating. But perhaps you would like to date him since you can't stop mentioning him and his relationships?

 

It was the conversation and I just wanted to join in. 

 

Fine though.  Penguin...if you ever want to bang just hit me up.  You have to be the one to travel though....I'm not even meeting in the middle.

[TheN7Penguin]

Pity... I was hoping that you would be able to put me out of my misery there, even as lesser species. What about your subordinates - do you share that secret with them at least?

 

Some, but none you know.

 

 

It was the conversation and I just wanted to join in. 

 

Fine though.  Penguin...if you ever want to bang just hit me up.  You have to be the one to travel though....I'm not even meeting in the middle.

 

I'll pass.

[Onewomanarmy]

It was the conversation and I just wanted to join in. 
 
Fine though.  Penguin...if you ever want to bang just hit me up.  You have to be the one to travel though....I'm not even meeting in the middle.

PERFECT!  

[TheN7Penguin]

I'm just going to go and hide somewhere where there are no humans XD This is stressing me.

[Geth Supremacy]

Gee thanks OWA.  Not only called me out but ALSO got me rejected and now I look like a loser.  Thank you SO MUCH!   Consider yourself blacklisted for this.

[TheN7Penguin]

and now I look like a loser.

 

Your name is Geth Supremacy. Everyone knows penguins are the master race.

[Onewomanarmy]

Gee thanks OWA.  Not only called me out but ALSO got me rejected and now I look like a loser.  Thank you SO MUCH!   Consider yourself blacklisted for this.

 

Awwwwwwwwwwwwwww I'm sorry Arishok, please forgive me, pleaseeeeeeee

 

You will NEVER be a loser in my eyes!!

[BaaBaaBlacksheep]

Well this thread is interesting in a weird way......

[TheN7Penguin]

Well this thread is interesting in a weird way......

 

Yeah... no. Stressful.

 

 

 

Back to the OT, I've only used the Collector Rifle once.

[TheN7Penguin]

I've also only ever used the Viper a handful of times...

[yrael]

Back to the OT, I've only used the Collector Rifle once.

I used it a bit to get the challenge points, but I probably won't pick it up again unless I decide to slap it on my Awakened Collector.

 

Confession: In one match a few hours ago, the entire rest of the group kept getting killed by a singular Atlas, so I just left them to their fate and made sure to very pointedly missile the Atlas only after they'd all been executed (since they refused to ever gel or, y'know, retreat).

 

I could've just taken it down the old-fashioned way, but I was feeling lazy and spiteful.

[TheN7Penguin]

I used it a bit to get the challenge points, but I probably won't pick it up again unless I decide to slap it on my Awakened Collector.

 

Confession: In one match a few hours ago, the entire rest of the group kept getting killed by a singular Atlas, so I just left them to their fate and made sure to very pointedly missile the Atlas only after they'd all been executed (since they refused to ever gel or, y'know, retreat).

 

I could've just taken it down the old-fashioned way, but I was feeling lazy and spiteful.

 

A little more damage and a slightly bigger magazine and it'd be one of my favourite guns. Luckily there's the Particle Rifle, which is my second favourite gun in the game.

[Teabaggin Krogan]

A little more damage and a slightly bigger magazine and it'd be one of my favourite guns. Luckily there's the Particle Rifle, which is my second favourite gun in the game.

 

It doesn't need any more damage, it already has great dps if you just tap fire it. The mag size is also decent and I almost never overheat although mines at level 10 so maybe that's why. I have to confess, it's one of my favorite guns in game and I actually prefer it over the PPR and Lancer. 

[Jeremiah12LGeek]

 

I'm pretty sure Oral Bill objects to the last 2 pages.

 

Spoiler

 

Boy, they really don't like penguin lust in some places! O.O

[Catastrophy]

Do I have lustful thoughts about my teammates? Rarely. Very rarely. I'm sorry.

[TheN7Penguin]

 

I'm pretty sure Oral Bill objects to the last 2 pages.

 

Spoiler

 

Boy, they really don't like penguin lust in some places! O.O

 

I don't get it.

[TheN7Penguin]

It doesn't need any more damage, it already has great dps if you just tap fire it. The mag size is also decent and I almost never overheat although mines at level 10 so maybe that's why. I have to confess, it's one of my favorite guns in game and I actually prefer it over the PPR and Lancer. 

 

Mines at level 10 too on the PC, I just don't like it XD The PPR and the Lancer are by far superior guns, though.

[howyummy]

"I'VE ONLY USED THE COLLECTOR SNIPLE ONCE"

What the heck is wrong with you guys
Slap some incendiary ammo on that
Tap it
Bop it
Pull it
And you'll have magic
I can't remember who witnessed it
But I think it was Arishok who saw me take on a continuous spawn point with the QMI with that sniple (on platinum)

Edit:
Confession: I am extremely terrible with the Venom. It's not the gun. It's me.