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[Alex_Dur4and]

I cast statis bubble to ****** of Krogans with their melee attacks (it makes them miss).

I'm convinced that Geth Prime play dubstep music when I shoot and kill them.

I think the marauders say "sheppard sheppard" when they die.

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

I love the view when I make my asari run!

I let vangards biotic charging maniacs bleed out just because!

I instantly quit a game when I discover a leecher no matter if i'm with friends or on wave 10.

I never revive people who don't cooperate for objectives.

I hate playing drells, humans and vorcha.

I can't snipe to save my life.

I always call my Salarian characters "Earthworm Jim"

I'll do whatever it takes to revive another Asari.

Modifié par Alex_Dur4and, 02 juin 2012 - 07:37 .

[Leones Maneres]

sliverofamoon wrote...


I've heard some things coming out of some squeaky-voiced, pre-pubescent kids mouths that I've never heard in my life... and I am a former Woman Marine, so I've heard ALOT..... nothing like some of the rants I've heard over the mic. IG.

That's why I leave my mic options always "off".  I have my own kids, and hearing some kid in MP cuss like a sailor just ruins the experience for me.

I prefer to pretend I'm playing with completely rational, mature individuals who just happen to like to play at shooting Phantoms in the head and having their Vorcha soldiers decapitate troopers with heavy melee.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

The Geth Plasma SMG was my go-to gun for far, far too long.

Even though the Revenant isn't all that impressive, I privately insist that it really, really is simply because I want it to be.

[LoneSpartan08]

I dislike any Krogan class

I dont bother to use medigel if i think the team is bad

I love the new weapons

Secretly i think the Black Widow is pretty crappy

I have a strong love for the Avenger

The only thing i hear the female Quarian say is "For Ranag"

When playing as an Asari or i see others do so, i secretly check dat blue ass out

Dat blue ass...

[Captain Funky Blimp]

failsure wrote...

I was insta-kicked from Bronze at N7 700ish for a Phalanx V on AJ...shortly thereafter dropped into that game in session and when the Uber1337 leader started complaining at me for my 'dinky pistol' I suicided at the start of every wave and listened to him rant. It was worth it

An infiltrator screamed at me on FBWGG for putting the decoy in the wrong place constantly when I was trying to get commendation pack (but later thanked me for listening)

I can't hit the side of a bus with a sniper rifle, yet my first ultra-rare was BW three times in a row, thank the devs for putting in the Indra

Related to the above, I play using a 14 year old Logitech trackball

I think I've used my mic 3 times, ever...the last thing I said was "Yeah."

I thought the Avenger X was awesome for way too long

I made a host ragequit the second time I played human vanguard

To hell with the elitists!  The Phalanx is a cool little pistol.

[Tzarakiel]

I hate the hurricane because its too weak and inaccurate, so I use the tempest instead.

[sliverofamoon]

Alex_Dur4and wrote...

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

Was SOOOO hoping one of the new characters had their outfits. Got my hopes way up over this one, I'm so sick of all the human armors for females.
LMOA!
I'm sure it would cause one of my friends to get himself killed more often, as it's already difficult for him to concentrate when I play my QI or QE.

[Captain Funky Blimp]

LoneSpartan08 wrote...

I dislike any Krogan class

I dont bother to use medigel if i think the team is bad

I love the new weapons

Secretly i think the Black Widow is pretty crappy

I have a strong love for the Avenger

The only thing i hear the female Quarian say is "For Ranag"

When playing as an Asari or i see others do so, i secretly check dat blue ass out

Dat blue ass...

There's a little part in all (or most) of us that want to do the blue.  No shame.

[Zero132132]

I enjoy using the mic in matches not to talk about the match, but because I like talking with other dedicated Mass Effect fans about the ending and other aspects of the lore.

I hate the pressure of being the last man standing in a round, but if I finish the round alone and everyone revives, I secretly feel really badass.

Despite recognizing that it doesn't matter, I like being the top scorer by a substantial amount, but I almost always come in 2nd in gold matches.

Stasis bubble + Carnifex = Headless Phantom, and I feel very satisfied when the face explodes.

Lately, I've been trying to get good with the Drell Vanguard, but I'm to embarrassed to use the class in most public matches, so I've been working on soloing bronze with it a lot. Have yet to finish faster than 27 minutes, though, and since I try not to use equipment at all, I don't even make it to the end half the time.

[Wolfsbladex]

I'm very prejudice. A person can die right next me but I will resurrect the Turian half-way across the map. 
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2 million credits+, not a single **** new character. 
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I will get to N7 1000 and not ever promote again unless a weekend (780 now). 
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I think the Krysae should replace the Cobra because I play with guys that 2-shot newly spawned mobs (Silver). 
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If you are a (RRRRAWR!) Krogan I don't resurrect you. If you don't ressurect a player 2ft from you I don't resurrect you. I die in an empty area opposite to the enemy location I ressurect no one. 
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Did I mention I'm very prejudice? Turian->Geth Engineer->Salarian->Human Sentinel & Soldier. 
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I am pro because I play with 10 characters each earning 100k+ average in a game (Silver & Gold). [More characters once I ****ing spend another 2 mil to unlock one]  
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I have a character named Swagger. He's a Human Sentinel and a Tech bomber. 
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People that Main a SMG: Auto respect. People that Main a Pistol: Auto respect. People that have a Wraith higher than level 1 since the game released: Auto respect. 
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I know how to initiate all power combos and do them frequently. 

[Captain Funky Blimp]

Alex_Dur4and wrote...

I cast statis bubble to ****** of Krogans with their melee attacks (it makes them miss).

I'm convinced that Geth Prime play dubstep music when I shoot and kill them.

I think the marauders say "sheppard sheppard" when they die.

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

I love the view when I make my asari run!

I let vangards biotic charging maniacs bleed out just because!

I instantly quit a game when I discover a leecher no matter if i'm with friends or on wave 10.

I never revive people who don't cooperate for objectives.

I hate playing drells, humans and vorcha.

I can't snipe to save my life.

I always call my Salarian characters "Earthworm Jim"

I'll do whatever it takes to revive another Asari.

I just want you to know that I get the Earthworm Jim reference and that it's brilliant.

[MinatheBrat]

I swear one of the things Nemesis babble is "Ya wanna biscuit?"

I've never played a drell. Looks exactly like Thane and that bugs me for some reason.

I farm sometimes when I want guaranteed credits and I don't have alot of time.

Calling for nerfs annoys me. Keep your nerfy nerfs off my guns!

I like headshots- I used to suck at aiming, but I practiced, practiced, practiced to get better. I will continue to aim for the head on Primes even without the bonus - though popping off their heads was really satisfactory *sadface*

I named my Engineer's drone Kenny so that when it gets killed I can shout, "You bastards, you killed Kenny!" 

When Nemesis die they sound like a chicken- or a lady making chicken noises. There's chicken in there somewhere.

I think the female Quarians have a nicer ass then the Asari.

I love exploding enemies. Into bloody, quivering chunks if possible. I don't know what this says about me.

Modifié par MinatheBrat, 02 juin 2012 - 07:48 .

[d_nought]

I play HV despite being very bad at it.

I use the geth melee with no shame.

I build several power based classes around using the Saber.

I hate Krogans and everything they represent.

I use the Drellguard with a Blue coat, black secondary colour, yellow stripes and pretend he's Vergil from DMC3 in DT mode.

Whenever I see phantoms, I always call them "those naughty phantoms" and imagine them getting into naked pillow fights and lesbian mud wrestling.

If I were a woman, the first Cerberus character I would hook in with is the Engineer.

I use the Disruptor Falcon in Biotic lobbies.

I used to use the Drell Adept specifically for the Reave sound effect. Likewise for the spamguard.

I think the Reegar is ok and only needs minor adjustments.

I am generally the last to pull out a missile unless it's a kill-the-targets objective.

[LoneSpartan08]

Queen of dat blue ass.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lziuwkHt2N1qjrszc.jpg

[codename2o2]

I find the geth voice annoying

I live for the gold headshot medal

My other classes are jealous that my infiltrator gets more than her fair share of play-time

I secretly giggle to myself when I sabotage an atlas and it promptly picks up a nearby phantom and squeezes her to death

[Aiiro]

I feel like I'm the only one who understands everything the quarians say with no problem.

I play this game way too much.

I generally dislike Krogan players because I feel like they'll only just be a Krogan to melee people.

I love the cerberus adept and I abuse Lash way too much.

I tend to use only biotically inclined races. Except for the vorcha. They're incredibly fun.

I immensely dislike people who can't just play the game instead of fumbling over statistics. That includes scores, weapon stats, that sort of thing.

Even though I have a mic, I prefer to be a silent, team-oriented player.

Modifié par Aiiro, 02 juin 2012 - 07:54 .

[sliverofamoon]

MinatheBrat wrote...

Calling for nerfs annoys me. Keep your nerfy nerfs off my guns!

I named my Engineer's drone Kenny so that when it gets killed I can shout, "You bastards, you killed Kenny!" 

I AGREE!!

And LOL! I named my Krogan Soldier that for the exact same reason!

And you should hear me when I play my Vorcha Soldier, who I named Golem. My husband says it's quite disturbing to overhear.

[LoneSpartan08]

sliverofamoon wrote...

MinatheBrat wrote...

Calling for nerfs annoys me. Keep your nerfy nerfs off my guns!

I named my Engineer's drone Kenny so that when it gets killed I can shout, "You bastards, you killed Kenny!" 

I AGREE!!

And LOL! I named my Krogan Soldier that for the exact same reason!

And you should hear me when I play my Vorcha Soldier, who I named Golem. My husband says it's quite disturbing to overhear.

I agree, stop nerfing teh guns, just makes everything les... fun.

My drone is called Rose haha

[Creighton72]

I only play gold and only play hard when I have too, someone pisses me off so I have to come in first, or a chick is playing because in the back of my mind I believe she must be hot and will find my ME3 skills a major turn on.  She will probably also be getting revived by me on a regular basis. If an Asari Adept is playing, I will break out my Turian Sentinal and bodyguard her, if it's a dude playing an AA he will probably bleed out at some point.

If a player is annoying me, and goes down, I will find a way to stand over their body and shoot at them. I will also tell them to use a medgel if they are surrounded by enemies just to watch them go down again.

If an annoying kid is playing the game, I will tank the mission just to listen to them ****.

I spent money $10 on PSP's this week because I wanted the new stuff now and have not had a lot of time to play, and you know what? It was ####### worth it

[MinatheBrat]

sliverofamoon wrote...

MinatheBrat wrote...

Calling for nerfs annoys me. Keep your nerfy nerfs off my guns!

I named my Engineer's drone Kenny so that when it gets killed I can shout, "You bastards, you killed Kenny!" 

I AGREE!!

And LOL! I named my Krogan Soldier that for the exact same reason!

And you should hear me when I play my Vorcha Soldier, who I named Golem. My husband says it's quite disturbing to overhear.

A Vorcha named Golem! That's inspired!

[Kevlar Eater]

I like flinging around enemies with Lash while thinking of Spiderman.

I have little discipline when it comes to saving credits (trying to fix this).

I have a headset, but I'm too shy to use it

My favorite character is the BF3 soldier.

I don't revive those that wreck shop with the Valiant.

I hate all vanguards except the phoenix.

I find joy in sniping enemies a krogan is about to ram.

I like listening to darkstep while playing this game.

I like the Incisor (though it could use a bit of a buff).

[PossibleCabbage]

I only ever tried gold (intentionally) once. I got to wave 6 of a FBWGG game before we wiped out after a hack objective. That scared me off since everybody ranted about how easy FBWGG is.

I'm terrible at shooters period, I can't hit anything smaller than a Brute with regularity, and so I play power-spamming classes. Sometimes I fire my weapon just so that other people think I'm trying to hit something with it (even though I can't normally do this.)

I've never misunderstood any of the things classes yell. I've always heard "For Rannoch", "My Suit" etc.

I have a mic, but won't use it because I'm shy.

I don't think I've ever finished first in a game, even on Bronze.  I'm always really happy finishing second, even on Bronze.

Sometimes I worry that my squadmates are mad at me because I kind of suck. Actually, that's pretty much all the time.

Modifié par PossibleCabbage, 02 juin 2012 - 08:15 .

[Fisterbear]

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I secretly, foolishly, laughably believe that I am the only person in the universe to figure out that you can have a hell of a lot of fun if you optimize a Turian Sentinel to use the Striker, especially once you tack on a Level 3 Stabilizer.

Foolishly indeed. I have a friend who exclusively uses the striker with his turian sent. He crushes silver with it, but I have not seen him use it on gold.

Also, I'd invite you to come play with us but judging by your experiences it sounds like you play on ecksbawks. We're on PC.

Also, my confession is that I've spent money for premium specter packs. A solid chunk.

I wanted to unlock the geth, and hadn't even gotten the salarian infiltrator yet. I was desperate.

EDIT: In the spirit of the thread.

I always try to outscore everyone and feel proud when I do. But I rarely use rockets, rage or otherwise.

I get annoyed when other people take MY grenades.

I refuse to use the GPS because I think it's a crappily designed (but effective) gun that's OP and requires the user to be an awful person.

I love headshotting people across the map with a Graal just to imagine other players saying to themselves: "The graal? From THERE?"

I get ticked off when my team kills something before I can. Either because of the score thing, or because my vorcha needs a constant diet of death so as to not depower him.

I get annoyed when infiltrators don't do the 4 objectives, and annoyed when vanguards aren't in the hack circle.

I'm convinced this game is a social experiment by Bioware to see how hard they can troll their fans. On one hand it's a great game, SP and MP, but on the other hand certain design desicisions are so nonsensical they HAVE to be designed to enrage the community. Tali's face, the ending, the random store, the bugs, the server disconnects...

I hate asari adepts that just stasis-headshot. You have other powers. Use them. I didn't pick a biotic user to combo with myself, though that's a good backup plan.

Modifié par Fisterbear, 02 juin 2012 - 11:22 .

[chcknwng]

Alex_Dur4and wrote...

I cast statis bubble to ****** of Krogans with their melee attacks (it makes them miss).

I'm convinced that Geth Prime play dubstep music when I shoot and kill them.

I think the marauders say "sheppard sheppard" when they die.

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

I love the view when I make my asari run!

I let vangards biotic charging maniacs bleed out just because!

I instantly quit a game when I discover a leecher no matter if i'm with friends or on wave 10.

I never revive people who don't cooperate for objectives.

I hate playing drells, humans and vorcha.

I can't snipe to save my life.

I always call my Salarian characters "Earthworm Jim"

I'll do whatever it takes to revive another Asari.

I thought he said "Shepperd did it" when he died. 

If I hate a player, I won't revive him. Then when he comes to revive me I felt very guilty.

I hate meeleeing Krogan/Batarians.

I hate Drell who uses Cluster Grenades without reaving first. 

I hate Asaris who doesn't do biotic explosion. 

I hate Asari Snipers.

[mpompeo27]

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.

This.

TheEpicCheese wrote...

Female Quarians: BANANOS!
Male Quarians: ORLANDO!

I swear thats all they say!

 

And this lol.