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#126
Creighton72

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Eruditional Lies wrote...

I'm the guy with the kids whining in the background.

I'm also the guy who takes cover and stops moving because I went to see what the kids are whining about.

I bought two copies at full price at launch because my wife and I were addicted to the MP demo.

My wife, a friend and I kicked a random from our game because he voted to kick me...
He voted to kick me because I was taking too long with the kids.

When a friend and I play as Vanguards, we use falcon punches to "pound it" b/w successful waves.

I'm late from my break at work because I had to write this.


Wait a sec, was this on 360 right after a FBH mission. I voted to kick you becuase you kept camping to check on your kids, do you have any idea how many times I revived your wife? An Asari Adept right?

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More:

I will always revive someone who is at least twice my score... last. I always go for the noobs first. Of course, it's a pretty rare occasion that's only happened twice in the last 2 months. Once with a melee geth and once with a kroguard.

I have all of my pre-rebellion rares maxed. I don't have all of my uncommons maxed. My tempest is still level V.

I always try to maximise screen-shake near salarian snipers.

Modifié par chipsandwich, 02 juin 2012 - 08:25 .


#128
LyudmilaKatzen

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I'm PO'd right now because I just came back from a week away on vacation, I want to play MP, and I keep getting disconnected from the ME3 servers (or so the error message says).

I will sometimes kill an enemy a teammate has almost killed, then feel bad about it. I guess that's probably bad MP etiquette. Usually it's not intentional, just trying to help. :-p

I have never played any other MP shooter.

My husband would probably have a fit if he knew how much real money I've spent on points to buy equipment packs.

I feel bad about having a 600+ N7 score because I'm really not that good, and I feel like it misrepresents me :-p I just play a lot and like leveling up.

I spam overload but now that I know it bugs people I'll try to do it less...but it's so useful! And amusing.

Event though I've improved a lot I'll only play bronze, silver scares me :-p I've been dropped into silver and gold matches and bronze is where I belong :-p

#129
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I will avoid shooting or whomping with my powers, an enemy directly in front of me if one of my teamates is working hard to get the kill. I will stand by in case anything goes wrong and then smile when they get it.

If I'm getting the highest score, I become frightened that my team sucks and we won't make it. I'm not the best player.

I should be writing, not playing this stupid, time-sucking, addictive game..

#130
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I have no problem headshotting with pistols, but I'm incredibly inconsistent with sniper rifles. I'm not sure why.

I don't use a mic on gold and I don't want to.

I like SMGs.

I frequently follow infiltrators to the upload objectives. Oops.

Occasionally I assume that if I let myself bleed out on wave four the entire team won't be immediately wiped out.

#131
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I enjoying running around with my black GI + GPS trying to scare people.

I hate using the Valiant.

The only vanguard i use is the Asari.

I am strangely upset that i have a maxed Kroguard, but not the good old AA :(

Modifié par THE1Grimbo, 02 juin 2012 - 08:33 .


#132
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I'll start gold matches solo if I get tired of waiting for a lobby to get its crap together and hope I hold out long enough for others to get dropped in. I actually get my best matches this way.

#133
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I hope I never play with half of you, and would love to play with the other half.

I suspect that the half of you I would end up playing this game with would be the half I'd least like to.

I genuinely believe I am a much better player than my lag lets me be.

I sometimes feel the above statement is wishful thinking.

I know the scores don't matter, but I still hate placing last.

I hate hosting because it guarentees me first or second place and I know I have a crappy ISP. It feels like cheating on the scoreboard.

I quit games without hesitation if the others are not team players and I'm simply not in the mood for it. The only time I usually suffer through it is on Gold matches which arent FBWGG.

There are times where I solo a wave on Gold when my team has gone down, and feel good about having played that really, really well. There is at least a 50% chance I will then die stupidly on the next wave.

I sometimes think to myself, 'let the kids have their fun' and deliberately sit and watch the flanks and my teams back for a wave or three, only getting in to things when someone looks like getting overwhelmed.

I get really annoyed when I rush in to take the heat off someone and they just walk off, leaving me to get overwhelmed, especially when if they'd stayed we'd have been able to hold the flank.

I have never, ever, raged at someone over the mic ingame. I have instead raged to myself and then turned the mic on and talked to them calmly and politely.

#134
LyudmilaKatzen

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Another:

The roaring background noise on the menu screen annoys me so much, not sure why. It also seems louder than the rest of the sound, and I'll minimize the game and close it with a right-click so I don't have to hear it.

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Sekrev wrote...

I will put the biotic bubble over you when you are capping objectives, even when it's the first one and there are only enemies on the other side of the map. It just feels good.


I just got the game a few days ago and my Justicar yesterday... you're not alone in doing this. :lol:

Sekrev wrote...

I may also tell you over the mic that I've given you a bubble, and that you should cherish the bubble.


I don't have a mic but I do this sort of thing too. Only my version is a bad impression of Fat B******** from Austin Powers, yelling at people to "Get in my bubble!"

Modifié par Infinity83, 02 juin 2012 - 08:54 .


#136
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I'm the guy who nearly always finishes last.

I'm the guy who still has pretty noob weapons because the store hates me.

#137
Leisure Muffin

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You sure try hard to sound smart, for someone who can't even figure out how to beat gold.

#138
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I am an older gamer.

It annoys the crap out of me when getting criticized by a 10 year old in the lobby cause I don't use the popular loadouts.

I have on occasion watched said 10 year old get downed, ran over to his body, looked down with a grin, watch him bleed out then continue to finish the wave with my "stupid" loadout. (Yes I know its horrible, but its not like the little brat is dying in real life.)

I am not the best player, but I am a team player when the group is working as a team.
I do listen to better players when they are giving advise.

Best me3 quote I've ever heard from a player: while my nephew was playing, for several hours, his mother yells to him, " haven't you played enough? Don't you think you should actually do something today?" His response - "I've been saving the galaxy, what did you do today?"

#139
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Alex_Dur4and wrote...

I cast statis bubble to ****** of Krogans with their melee attacks (it makes them miss).

I'm convinced that Geth Prime play dubstep music when I shoot and kill them.

I think the marauders say "sheppard sheppard" when they die.

I think that the phantoms and Nemesis are hot!

I love the view when I make my asari run! :P

I let vangards biotic charging maniacs bleed out just because!

I instantly quit a game when I discover a leecher no matter if i'm with friends or on wave 10.

I never revive people who don't cooperate for objectives.

I hate playing drells, humans and vorcha.

I can't snipe to save my life.

I always call my Salarian characters "Earthworm Jim"

I'll do whatever it takes to revive another Asari.


Earthworm Jim...........great one!! Loved that side scroller!!  Excuse me, but I'm gonna use that from now on my Salarians. Thanks!!

#140
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I haven't played ME3 co-op since the day the last DLC came out.

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I secretly wish doom upon anyone who specs a Sentinel to completely leave out Tech Armor, claiming that it's useless.

My framerate is so bad that sniping is nearly impossible and Hunter Mode is unusable.

I lost track of how many times I've shelled out $10 for 800 BW Points out of frustration at how slowly I unlock things. Each time I did this led to further frustration, getting disconnected from the EA servers an average of 2 times per store purchase via BW Points. None of these led to unlocking things I wanted.

I initially hated the Claymore because it was all I would ever get in SPs and PSPs. After getting it to X, I was so relieved to have that over with that I celebrated by trying it out, and ended up liking it.

I haven't finished the single player campaign, and haven't seen the ending. I honestly think that it won't end up seeming so bad given the astronomically low expectations.

I sometimes ignore teammates bleeding out in favor of completing the wave's objective if I would have to significantly stall the objective to revive them (like if they're at the other end of the map).

For the first two months that I played ME3, I thought it was still using ME2's system where different weapon types were more or less effective against different types of defenses (pistols better against armor, SMGs better against shields, etc).

I hate Concussive Shot because when I use it, it fails to hit the target more than half of the time, even when I'm aiming right at them.

I hate fighting Reapers because of the Banshees and sometimes will intentionally avoid them just because of that.

I don't mind that much that Tali's face was made from a stock photo because I thought it looked pretty anyway. (Some of the fanart was better though.)

I hated Batarians in this series... until I tried out the Batarian Soldier.

I initially deemed the Kishock useless because it was doing pathetically low damage. I didn't realize at the time that it was chargeable.

I feel no sympathy for most of the people that complain about the Ultra-Rare drop rate because they have way more stuff unlocked than me, and because the point of the game is to have fun.

I once dropped out of a FBWGG lobby because one of the players readied up after switching to a level 1 class (this was during Operation Silencer and I was going for the "get full extraction on gold" squad goal). I know that it's possible for a successful run with a level 1 on the team, but I thought the risk was too high. Looking back, I still would not have risked it, but I hope they succeeded without me anyway.

I truly believe that Bioware wants to make Mass Effect the best it can possibly be for its fans and that they have integrity and put a lot of effort into all aspects of the games; I entirely blame EA for the things in ME3 that people complain about, and I think they're severely overreacting when they say they're going to boycott Bioware products from now on.

I feel insulted whenever someone makes a comment complaining that one of the classes/weapons/powers I like to use is bad, unless I like their buff suggestions. I also think it's unreasonable to deem a weapon useless just because isn't a good option on Gold.

I'm too lazy to finish ME2 because I hate mining for minerals for upgrades.

I wouldn't mind if Protheans were added to MP even though it technically breaks lore because I think their armor looks awesome (and I consider MP not canon anyway).

If there's only one player left alive on the team and they spend a while trying to finish the objective/wave but end up failing, I don't blame them because they tried their best. But if I'm the last one left and I fail to finish, I always blame myself for it.

I don't mind being in last place on the scoreboard, but sometimes if all the other players' scores are much higher than mine, I worry that I wasn't contributing enough.

I failed several classes during second semester of this past year at college because I was playing ME3 MP too much. I am now taking summer classes and doing much better, but still playing too much sometimes.

#142
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Fisterbear wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

I secretly, foolishly, laughably believe that I am the only person in the universe to figure out that you can have a hell of a lot of fun if you optimize a Turian Sentinel to use the Striker, especially once you tack on a Level 3 Stabilizer.


Foolishly indeed. I have a friend who exclusively uses the striker with his turian sent. He crushes silver with it, but I have not seen him use it on gold.

Also, I'd invite you to come play with us but judging by your experiences it sounds like you play on ecksbawks. We're on PC.

Also, my confession is that I've spent money for premium specter packs. A solid chunk.

I wanted to unlock the geth, and hadn't even gotten the salarian infiltrator yet. I was desperate.


I'm on PS3, but your point is well taken.  More and more, I'm starting to get the feeling that being on a PS3 dooms me to being forced to contend with the socioeconomic bottom dwellers of the gaming world, as unenlightened as that may sound.  I'm starting to think that if I moved to PC, I'd (hopefully) be dealing with a better class of people and higher class of behavior.  I've also been told that aiming is a heck of a lot easier and more precise with a trackball controller as opposed to a console controller.

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Infinity83 wrote...

Sekrev wrote...

I will put the biotic bubble over you when you are capping objectives, even when it's the first one and there are only enemies on the other side of the map. It just feels good.


I just got the game a few days ago and my Justicar yesterday... you're not alone in doing this. :lol:

Sekrev wrote...

I may also tell you over the mic that I've given you a bubble, and that you should cherish the bubble.


I don't have a mic but I do this sort of thing too. Only my version is a bad impression of Fat B******** from Austin Powers, yelling at people to "Get in my bubble!"


ROFL!!! Just picturing that last... a hugely overweight Asari, with a constant mouthful of food that's dripping down her hugely obese cleavage..... shouting that... (Tears, I'm giggling so much wtih this mental image)

#144
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I shoot Swarmers with a Widow, on all difficulties.

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Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.


And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.


Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...

#146
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I installed ME3 on my Netbook during a recent vacation specifically to

A) Play the Multiplayer
B) Redeem a Victory/Commendation Pack.

I was crushed when it wouldn't load, even though I knew in the back of my head it wouldn't.

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Drakios8 wrote...

I shoot Swarmers with a Widow, on all difficulties.


You're a monster.  A crawling, wretched monster;)

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Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

Drakios8 wrote...

I shoot Swarmers with a Widow, on all difficulties.


You're a monster.  A crawling, wretched monster;)


heh.... well.... I've melee'ed them with my Vorcha (Golem)... turned around, saw red, and slammed the F key hard.... heh... heh... *blushing in embarrasment* And I must admit... I had a bit too much to drink by then....Posted Image And it gets better.... turned around again... saw red health bars... yep...... guess what... ANOTHER swarmer cut to shreds.... Posted Image

Modifié par sliverofamoon, 02 juin 2012 - 09:19 .


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john-in-france wrote...

Captain Funky Blimp wrote...

IAMREALITY wrote...

LOL at the misogynistic one. SO ****in guilty of that one.


And I swear that I'm not the type of person who is comfortable casually throwing around that kind of language, but by the time I've finally scraped off one of those wretched beasts (especially when they're moving in pairs), the room is filled with unmentionable commentary.  I just can't help myself.


Haha, I bet it is not as colourful as the language I use...and I'm female. Says the woman who first played computer games on the ZX Spectrum...


ZX Spectrum?!?!
  Hold up- things just got serious up in here.  I'm a rabid Apple ][+ afficionado, and yes, I still have it, and yes, it still works after all these years.  Hard Hat Mack FTW.  Now we're talking real gaming.

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I started playing an AA/AV just so I could Stasis Phantoms and headshoot them!

If someone doesn't help in the download circle or is a general douche, I may hmmm forget to revive them later in the game. Shameful I know.

I will use medigel on myself to get to an ally who needs a revive...don't say it.

I love being the one who gets to do the retrieve objectives.



I never rage quit and will stick out a game even if there are weird glitches (no ammo refills or powers).